you’re telling me the guy who voices mario in most of the video games is like right there and they didn’t choose him to voice mario in the mario movie?!?!
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I just remembered I had a dream that they made some sort of special store exclusive present mic funko pop, and now I need him to be a thing because I'm so sad he doesn't exist
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killing pete wentz for ranking ab/ap the worst fob album. he doesn’t get it
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It seems like every couple months now, I develop some new minor physical issue, and then when I look it up, the most likely cause, is stress (:
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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people really come onto tumblr and say the weirdest shit and tag it for everyone to see, huh
i’m still losing my mind over that user’s url literally being hannigram is life like
ok, killing a dude who tried to murder you four separate times before you decide to murder him back is absolutely unacceptable, what a black and shrivelled heart you must have—but feeding parts of other human beings you personally have murdered to your patient to the point that he develops encephalitis, hallucinates vividly, and nearly dies, is just hannibal lecter’s love language
which, to be fair, it totally is. but come on lmfao
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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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