Would you crush a colony of Breadbugs with a hammer and then eat them in the form of a cereal for 10000000000 Pokos? Why not? Or Yes?

Also Breadbugs are highly nutrional Unfortunately they are very bland My best guess is that "bland" would probably be the equivalent to eating bland cereal Or bread? Without the sugar Either or works in this scenario What would be the substitute for milk in this scenario? Iunno… piss Nectar? Or maybe like…. The blood? If it has blood Considering the meat doesnt have flavor, the blood also probably doesnt have anything to it either, if it even has blood to begin with Actually… im curious if the meat is spongy or something I think it is Which that might be unpleasant in the mouth Actually Probably not, considering some edible mushrooms irl are spongy if im remembering correctly -.- Okay i think its time for me to sleep now.

😀 i love setting out to draw 1 character multiple times but ending up drawing multiple characters 1 time instead 😀 i love it so much 😀

Heyy!

I've been thinking about the 'Sebastian making hyper-realistic confectioneries' again, so I wanted to share the scenario with you that I've just been typing out:

"Well, Young Master, tell me:" Sebastian leaned in with a smug smile upon his lips "is the item upon the table real, or an edible immitation?"

Ciel's eyes narrowed in concentration, regarding the object on the platter in front of him, before widening in realisation of the devil's wording; if there was one thing he had learned over their years together, it was that one should not listen to the meaning of the words that his butler spoke, but rather of the ones he didn't.

He lifted his head to meet with the man's proud gaze. "On the table, you say? Not on the plate?"

The demon's expression changed almost interceptibly, and Ciel knew that he was on the right track.

"It's not the item on the plate that's made of sugar. It's the plate itself." The Earl announced.

Sebastian snickered and politely lowered his head, eyes closed as he replied. "Well, my lord, very perceptible of you to notice my careful phrasing."

A self-satisfied smile stretched across Ciel's face, wiped away near immediately with the look in his butler's eyes when he once again opened them to meet him.

"However, I'm afraid you have still missed your mark."

Sebastian straightened, hovering the knife not above the confectioner's cookbook, nor the platter upon which it sat, but rather his own hand rested neatly upon the edge of the table, cutting deep into the glove to reveal it as nothing more than a clever construction of sponge and icing. Ciel stared dumbly in shock as the butler licked at the rich berry jam that smeared the blade in place of blood, the demon’s eyes half-lidded, watching him back intently as he did so.

"Do try harder next time, sir."

I love it, It's canon, I was there when it happened actually

Thinking about Rick….,

i must gather more photos of him.., i am STARVING for more old man,,

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

im so tired

every time i think about how hard wyll got shafted in the amount of writing for him i get a little sadder

oh, also new cabbage roll recipe out this weekend

vash having an eating disorder was not on my stampede saturday bingo card

You ever have the specific extention of the food texture 'tism where you aren't hungry and you don't really wanna eat but you do want the experience of eating certain foods in a certain way?

Like I don't wanna eat noodles but I do have the worst need to slurp up some udon and bok choy steamed in the heat of its own soup. Wanna crack open some crab legs and swirl them in garlic butter rn. The crunchy exterior and the soft but lumpy interior of a tater tot sounds real good right about now. Creating the correct combo from a cheese board. Pulling the tail off a prawn or cracking open nuts is a requirement in the consumption process otherwise they aren't as delicious.

hello fellow 'oh this food isn't supposed to be spicy/tingly/numbing?!?' people!!!

girl help my mother has achieved what she couldnt achieve in 23 yrs (give me an ED)

sophia coming home and pretending that Nothing happened. going about her life like everything is happy and okay and like she's not having a complete breakdown every single day starting from the moment she wakes up to the minute she goes to sleep. she withdraws from society almost as a whole but with the people she still talks to? she's the same old sophia and honestly? its terrifying to those she's closest to. they expected sadness, they expected depression and overwhelming emotion, but they're met with smiles and jokes and laughter and a lot of them - especially her parents - don't know how to react, so they don't. they also pretend like nothing happened, like their daughter is totally fine. and that just makes her recovery so much worse. so much harder. it takes so much longer than it should.

I swear to god my PMS is so bad it legitimately makes all my mental health shit 800 times worse. it's like im not even on meds or going to therapy it's as if I've never been trying to heal and I hate that cause I know I'm gonna be normal in a week but oh my god. why does it have to be THIS intense?