the um. violent urge. to just redesign the twins. honestly

look i know we got the bulk of the stargazing skit recycled but like i still want to see "hey hey. hey. rayla are you still awake i'm whispering so i don't wake you butifyouareawakethenithoughtmaybe" "IM AWAKE""ok good !!" to make it in somewhere because this entire skit and that specifically are pure solid gold

You know after finding radical feminism, and engaging with the theory seriously, I understand now what it means to be empowered. In the genuine, legitimate way. I feel like an actual human being, an actual animal, with actual thoughts and feelings that are HEARD. And UNDERSTOOD. By so many women of whom I was taught to dismiss and scorn.

Like I stopped shaving a few weeks ago. I feel empowered to do that, having been given the tools to stand up against the glares and the snide comments.

I stopped wearing makeup a few months ago. I felt empowered to do that, realising that my actual human face is worth something more than a decoration.

I started eating well and working out. I felt empowered to do that, having come to the realisation that I'm a human being with thoughts and desires and what the fuck was I doing with my life if I wasn't becoming the buff, athletic, energetic woman I dreamed about becoming as a child.

All of these things are not offered by liberal feminism. All of these things are sidelined as a choice that some women...."you know the type"..... did when they were scared and angry and stupidly lashing out at the poor men and their 'simple expectations for women's hygiene'. BULLSHIT.

I'm working on grounding myself in my own pov, one that isn't an invisible male audience. I'm arming myself with the knowledge to fight back against anti-feminist movements, and how to identify them. I'm working on centring women, and thinking critically about my own actions in relation to ALL of this.

How the fuck have I missed all of this for the majority of my life. I am a HUMAN BEING???????!? NOT A DECORATION????!?!?!???? Literally mind blowing, and

I never noticed it until now????????.

Every woman in my life is traditionally feminine. I believe they will shun me for being an extremist if I express my anger at the patriarchy. Idk but if this is extreme what the fuck is normal. Who made this up. When can I kill him 😭

i said forever ago i was gonna romance karlach as a dwarven forge cleric of moradin but i had a new character idea and now idk what to do 😭

The Neurotic Adhd Dream™️ of creating a perfect Magnus Archives Mind/Concept-Map.

Vanishing

ari ari ari

GOOD LUCK TMRW (you don’t even need it but still putting it out there) YOU CAN DO THIS ☀️☀️

(….your french test or something is tomorrow…right…?)

AHHHHH I NEEDED THAT SO MUCH RN TYSM 🫶🫶

(and good luck to you for yours too!)

(*bestows you with bread goddess blessings*)

     Christmas dinner went—perhaps surprisingly for this family—without a hitch. River was even surprised to see Asher keep his face almost entirely neutral as he passed food down to Amir. Even Heaven was well-behaved, eating her pared-down roast as she jabbered away, providing a running commentary of her food to the table.      After dinner, two tablets were pulled out to make video calls; one to Mist, and the other to Sylvie, so they could partially join in with the gift opening. Heaven took charge, of course, running presents from the tree to their designated recipient, enjoying every moment of her ‘job’, even as she started to complain that too many of them weren’t for her.       Nobody said anything about the Rolex sitting out on show on the desk, opened and abandoned earlier in the morning, though River was sure he’d seen Loch roll his eyes. Admittedly, River hadn’t actually intended to buy something so flashy for Chad, but after chickening out earlier in the week and burying the original present back into the depths of his sock drawer, he’d felt the need to replace it and, in his last-minute panic, may have overcompensated a little. Still, it had earned him a little... something in return, so he certainly wasn’t regretting his choice.      He also knew for a fact Loch had spent a pretty penny on Asher’s new gaming computer, and having now met Sylvie, he assumed Bay likely had spoilt her too, so he wouldn’t be accepting any judgement from either of them.      As if timed perfectly with his thoughts, River chuckled to himself as Heaven opened up a present from Sylvie, squealing as she pulled out another designer dress. With a tantrum on the horizon as Bay wearily explained she couldn’t put it on right away, River wondered if he knew just how much trouble he would have on his hands as she got older. Probably, as Bay gave Sylvie a Look as she giggled at the toddler on the other side of the screen.      River scanned the room, watching each of them in their own happy bubble; Asher beaming at Loch, hands entwined; Amir absently stroking Sky’s belly as she sat snuggled in his lap; Bay’s resigned sigh as he gave up, to the cheers of Heaven and Sylvie.       A family of simps, the lot of us, he thought, smiling to himself as he leaned his head on Chad’s shoulder.

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Workin hard so I can please everypony 💕💕

bpd is super cool and fun bc if i am attached to someone and they like someone else more than me, i either:

resent the person i have never met (bc they're better than me)

resent the person i am attached to (bc they don't like me more)

OR

resent myself (for not being good enough)

and it usually happens bc the other person has a fucking romantic interest in the person they "like more". fam i do not even want that with you why am i acting like it's a competition

it also happens with best friends though. like. why does my little pea brain think i need to be the ~best friend~ of everyone i latch onto like a parasitic worm. that's too many people i can't be a best friend every time

and on one memorable occasion, i felt it about a FUCKING CAT, which is all new levels of pathetic (me and the cat became friends though)

So where did e!False come from?

This is one of the still lingering question in False’s current storyline, as while we know that e!False was originally chilling with h!False in Hermitcraft, her exact origins are still fuzzy. h!False refers to the other False as her “sibling”, but a couple of things point to it not just being as simple as twins.

1. h!False says they “got along and bonded over their interests” (paraphrased, I think the actual phrasing gets this point better across but I'm too lazy to watch the video back sadge), a phrasing that implies they’re meeting for the first time, and not long term siblings

2. e!False recalls her home and builds things she remembers from it, that being very steampunk inspired creations like her wings and the flying ship. Correct me if I’m wrong, but False does not appear to have done steampunk in her past seasons so this isn’t merely Hermitcraft she’s recalling.

3. While the two swapping places and pretending to be each other seemed fairly lighthearted in purpose, it’s also telling they didn’t reveal this to the other Hermits. And seeing what steps h!False took to contain her doppelgänger, it seems she didn’t particularly want to tell anyone since she didn’t reach out for any help or want anyone to know.

4. Little thing but they have the same name. lol

My current theory at the moment is that e!False originally came from Grumbot’s universe. Since False was part of her own mayoral campaign, she likely would’ve witnessed the ahem incident and possibly have been caught up in the destruction herself. It’s a very understandable reason for her to leave her original universe, and it could be explained that she had a different base in that universe.

Furthermore, h!False is very suspicious of Grumbot from the beginning and seems to have an awareness of the multiverse before going through the rift. She literally chucked e!False in thinking she’d go to some random other universe, so she clearly knew what it was and didn’t think she was just yeeting e!False into the nether. I don’t think Grian really publically explained the rift before the others went through it, so it seems likely that e!False might’ve come through the rift to begin with, and that’s why h!False figured she could send her back through it.

It would explain why h!False knew what the rift was, why she’s suspicious of Grumbot, where e!False’s steampunk dreams come from, etc. 

Of course e!False could be from an unrelated universe, and False’s suspicion of Grumbot could just be a mix of her general gut feeling with her past bad experience with someone from another dimension, but with the particular focus on Grumbot’s universe in the storyline and h!False’s suspicion of him it would tie everything together nicely. So that’s my little theory for now

JADE AND ANISE FOR THE BLORBO ASK

jade:

I LOVE JADE SOOO MUCH OKAY. it's just so few of these blocks apply to him. alas 😔

anise:

ANISE MY BELOVED GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!! my other abyss mutuals understand her but shout out to friend nael for truly Getting her

"the lash of duty" what if I killed myself

you KNOW twis.sy where getting up to some (ace) kinky shit in that vault. like you just KNOW IT

too many aroaces qpr posts not enough aroaces who fucking hate being with people

Another wigfrid headcanon from the Wigfrid guy? [rattles cup of spare change]

Anon, for asking w/o me even reblogging my headcanon post i am going to gift to you... one of my most favoritest of all my horribly self indulgent hcs. regarding the wacky relationship between Wig and Throned Max

Of course, back then Wigfrid could certainly claimed she hated him… But to claim that he didn't… 'help' her- even post his little 'gift' of her entry ticket to that domain- would be a bold faced lie.

Being one of the first survivors to ever enter the Constant- maybe even the first (I sure as hell like to think she was, lol)- Maxwell was a little bit more loose in his own self imposed rules regarding royalty mingling about with pawns.

He didn't really intend to make a habit of chatting much with her. But every time he made a grand entrance- every time he chided her with a little remark or two- she always had something to say… Always had some little spiel to go off on. At first it was confusing, even a little bit annoying, really. What gave her the permission to have the last laugh? He was the one who held all the strings. He was the one who was King!

But as time passed, and as his life sentence being throned continued to stretch on, and especially as he eventually brought in more survivors, he almost came to… value it, oddly enough. Interacting with someone who saw him as less of their torturer and more of their adversary. Someone who's threats at least carried poise and wit, with a thespian air that always shook things up a bit when compared to the others' (there's only so many "i'll tear you apart"s and "you're a big stupid jerk"s you can stand before they start to get… dry. At least she got creative with it).

While it's incredibly easy to genuinely rile Wigfrid up if you know what buttons to push (and of course he knows what buttons to push. He knows everything- her name, her past, her biggest insecurities. He's King), he only really stooped to those measures whenever he was feeling exceedingly bored (or just exceedingly cruel). More often than not, all of his sardonic remarks would be angled at the persona rather than the person. It was always just much more interesting that way.

Once, after a rather bullheadish death (that she perhaps could have avoided by fleeing, had her pride not gotten in the way), he made sure to comment on it as he leered overtop of her reanimated body… That perhaps she should have learned when it was best to turn tail and live to speak of it… But, of course, that would have been asking too much of such a valiant Valkyrie, wouldn't it?

… It was meant to be a jab. Another one of his little zingers. A classic Maxwell Moment, if you will. But before dusk had set, she'd adopted the title as her own- a little spit in his face. To this day, 'Valiant Valkyrie' is tacked onto the end of every introduction she gives.

As for Wigfrid herself, though the man had been much a source of strife for the entirety of her solo journey… To see another human in a place devoid of company- to speak, and to be spoken to… She'd assuredly be far worse off had she not had him to keep her mind sharp, and her goal clear.

It was a little bit of mutual theater kid enrichment, if you will. Eventually, with the more strength he lost, Maxwell grew tired of his silly little antagonist visits. But by that point it didn't really matter when he had Wilson and his progress to concern himself with.

Of course, she would never outwardly confess to it… To the fact that without his 'aid'- as unorthodox as it was- she may have wound up differently than the person the Constant molded her into. But that doesn't mean she doesn't know that it's true.