#but am I cackling??? absolutely
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kyubin rumored to sign with wwe
#kyubin#kb#onlyoneof#ooo#lyonet#melontracks#userkngld#lucieblr#aleksbestie#useroro#i wasn't going to tag people but this is very important#i clicked on a recommended ooo video and this took me out#are these gifs great? nope#but am I cackling??? absolutely#addy.gifs
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local idiot fixes problem he inadvertently created
#adventure time#atimers#winter king#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#fionna and cake spoilers#at spoilers#spoilers#digital art#fan art#sketch#flat color#comic#2023#I'M SORRY I'M JUST... HORRIDLY CURIOUS HOW A WINTER KING VS LICH FIGHT WOULD GO#BUT ALSO MAD CACKLING BC I COULD SEE HIM CELEBRATING IT AS A VICTORY TO HIS EGO#BUT AT THE SAME TIME SIR... SIR U CAUSED THIS PROBLEM... LMAO...#am I aware winter king is old news? yes. am I still gonna draw him? yes. absolutely. don't care. he's my other favorite guy. deal with it
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Love that Hemlock was all “the clones’ loyalty is their greatest weakness” mere moments before his shit hit the fan.
He was so smug… until the Bad Batch broke free.
Because at the end of the day, no matter how predictable and easily exploited clone loyalty can be, it is dangerous when you’re on the wrong end of it.
Hemlock knew he was screwed as soon as Wrecker launched that metal hood across the room. He made the classic villain’s last ditch effort move by cuffing Omega to himself and getting out of there. Hemlock panicked and grabbed the best bargaining chip he could find because of clone loyalty and the sheer determination and bad assery of the Bad Batch.
It’s called irony, bud. Get fucked.
#not to mention that snatching omega was the WORST POSSIBLE move he could make#like he signed on to his own execution there lmao#the bad batch#tbb season 3#tbb spoilers#tbb season 3 spoilers#royce hemlock#tbb omega#tbb wrecker#clone force 99#tbb finale#irony#i am absolutely cackling at how fast his attitude changed lol#truly iconic
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ice cream & Tatooine?
Anything for you, dear anon <3
date night on Tatooine, grogu is hanging out with ba'vodu boba, din has no idea how to flirt but luke thinks its cute anyway
truly awful palette challenge from this post
#dinluke#digital art#the mandalorian#dinluke art#asks#I am begging for someone to ask me to do 'my wife left me'#please let me draw you a shitty dinluke art#i lied about these palettes not being absolute garbage lol this was so hard to make look decent#also this pose came from pinterest and i find it so terribly hilarious#its so bad and im cackling
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SFF Episode 5 in a nutshell:
"Listen everyone, let's shit on Jimmy Fallon and literally anything he says for the entire duration of this episode. Ready? Great, let's go boys."
#and it's truly wonderful#john was ready to pounce at any given moment and i love that for him#and i am officially dubbing stephen's laugh as the “Colbert Cackle” because it's absolutely glorious#strike force five#jimmy fallon#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#john oliver#stephen colbert#late night#jimmy kimmel live#last week tonight#late night with seth meyers#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the tonight show#the tonight show starring jimmy fallon#podcast
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logged into my wattpad account from when i was 12 and how did i have 20+ year olds crying from jacksepticeye/markiplier/pewdiepie x readers???? and what was wrong with me????
#extract from one of the fics:#‘you cheated on me with fife other girls… how am i supposed to trust you?’ GIRL FIVE?????#‘y/n please! it was only one time with each of them!’ EXCUSE ME AHAHAHAHAHA IM CACKLING#AND PEOPLE WERE BEEFING IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE DIFFERENT POSSIBILITIES OF WHO OTHER CHARACTERS WERE AND BACKSTORIES AND SHIT#i really had these people wrapped around my finger#i mean these are absolute DOGSHIT but it got me 144K notes sooo#slay i guess
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I saw your Robotus NSFW Alphabet post and please GOD elaborate on him having a fleshlight based on Reader's pussy because he misses them. It's driving me insane your ideas are so good
YES ANON OFC I WILL <33 FAVE SHIT EVER ARE YOU KIDDING
nsfw below!! this is gonna be so long I'm so sorry MNSDMS
he didn't expect himself to miss you so much??
Like you're only gonna be out of town for 3 weeks, max. That's nothing. especially in comparison to how long of a life you two are gonna spend together, that IS nothing.
He repeats that a lot to himself during the coming days.
It's about halfway through the second that he starts missing missing you. Proper yearning. Not just surface level ‘wishing you were with him’ NOPE SMDNS
He’s absolutely lovesick. He finds himself missing every little detail about you.
The smell of your shampoo. The little glint in your eye when you flirt with him. Kissing your warm cheeks after you cum, the lazy smile that follows. The way your eyes light up when he makes a joke.
AND ITS STUPID. HE KNOWS ITS STUPID. ITS IDIOTIC YOU AREN'T ON MARS FOR FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE JUST A FEW STATES AWAY. YOU'LL BE HOME BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HE WANTS TO GRAB HIMSELF BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKE.
He feels so dramatic but. that changes nothing. he's still stuck in Yearning Hell.
He definitely tries masturbating, because that seems like the easiest way to tamp it down until you're back, but it isn't the same.
Sure, he cums, and it's perfectly fine, but the wanting doesn't go away. There's still that aching sensation.
if anything, he feels worse after because it's not you. It's just a new reminder of how amazing it is being intimate with you and how far away you are.
AND,, WELL,
It's definitely an impulse decision.
(Granted, most of his decisions are impulse decisions, so.)
He's got a full 3D model of your innards bc. of course he does smdnsd.
Shockingly, it isn't even smth he actively kept info about? he just has so many sensors in his dick that it just,, naturally acquires that kinda data, and it gets stored away subconsciously.
Wouldn't even be hard to print out something usable. a few minutes at most...
Yeah after the base idea crops up, he considers it for maybe,, .5 seconds before caving smdnsmd.
He keeps internally scoffing at himself as he sets up the printer, fills in the silicone, inputs the instructions. Sighing his nonexistent lungs out.
Just a constant mental stream of 'you are such an idiot you are such an idiot you are such an idiot' as he undoes his belt MSNDMSD truly he is. Experiencing.
actually,, using it,, oh lordie,,
he hates, hates that it gets a full-throated 'oh fuck' out of him, but it absolutely does.
Is it perfect? Not even close. A pale imitation at best. The slickness of lube is too artificial, there's none of that Human Warmth he's grown accustomed to, he can't cradle your face or squeeze your hips.
Is it just enough for him to pretend it's you? YEP <33
He only gets about 5 thrusts in before his first orgasm, and tbh his artificial cum really helps pull the illusion together?
It stays warm inside his tanks, heated by his motor, and it fills up the inside of the toy in no time.
It cools down pretty fast, but it's no problem because he replaces it just as quick <3
He's split between. feeling absolutely mortified that he's humping a piece of lukewarm silicone like some sort of animal vs not giving a singular fuck because it hits the exact spot he needs it to.
<333333
He isn't entirely sure how long he goes for, but when he's done the sun is firmly in the sky, which makes his cheeks feel more than a little artifically warm.
Thankfully, the toy itself fairly easy to dispose of, since it's virtually unrecognizable by the time he's done.
maybe. he'll keep those designs on file. for future use. just in case.
OH and don't think this spoils the welcome-home sex - think of it as an appetizer <33 just a reminder of what he's had to be away from!!
so. um. *pinwheels into the atmosphere*
#SORRY YALL IDK THIS. HAD AN EFFECT. COULD YOU TELL.#im so obsessed w/. every time AB j.ac.ks off hes like#'this is so stupid you are an idiot this is pathetic you are being pathetic' bc. he just cannot mentally wrangle the idea that#yes its ok for him to have needs.#so instead its a tightrope walk of Embarrassment and Need#also bc the mental image of ab absolutely RAI.LING a f.lesh.lig.ht while internally being like 'I am being so cringe' MAKES ME CACKLE#oh. oh desp.erate ab. is everything to me#we love men who are too stubborn to admit they want 2 b.on.e so instead they just repress it until it explodes in one Big Hrony Moment.#mwa. love that shit.#IDK. is this in character. am i lost in my own sauce. MNDSSM#lmk besties#nsft#minors dni#inside job#alpha-beta#robotus alpha-beta#alpha-beta x reader#robotus alpha-beta x reader#inside job x reader
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there we go! i may have taken creative liberties :)
YES THIS IS SO SO SO SO GOOD <3 <3 <3 <3 THANK YOU BABY <3
#bfadbskhgkjagbjdfgbsk#im not cackling#but i am . doing some kind of offputting expression of glee#these are absolutely perfect exactly what i need thank you so much <3 !#faggot safe zone !!!!!! yes....#just all of them.....
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expectation:
reality:
#everything everything#that's just my face megan#(by which I mean my ass and my hair)#i went to go snag that washington DC pic and the file name jamie allen chose to give it is#lads-and-buildings.jpg#which I am going to be cackling about for the foreseeable future thank you very much#just an absolute clownshow what even is michael doing#e e#this has been a post
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Wait wait wait - Fearne! Fearne! What the Fuck! You have like 70 hit points!!!
#critical role#cr3#cr spoilers#i am cackling#i am wheezing#i am absolutely gobsmacked#what the fuck is happening#c3e75#fearne calloway
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I caught up on Max's Dynamite bit and I need you all to know that Samoa Joe's RELAX! R E L A X!! was perfection. Max really said oh, I'm your problem now? Bet :) Joe got the fastest case of buyers remorse I think I've ever seen and it is
#AEW#Samoa Joe#Maxwell Jacob Friedman#void talks#I am not really here rn but I absolutely CACKLED#MJF really living up to his horrible little goose reputation#Joe gonna regret hitching his cart to that particular wagon
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Sharing the sharingan:
Itachi being like “huh, what? You just told me to kill all the Uchiha’s Mr.Danzo. And this piece of paper clearly says that man is NOT an Uchiha. You’d think the shadow hokage would know how to fucking read.”
What to do when your teammate uses you to commit suicide (a self help guide for the lost, confused, and used)
the book is blank because hey it’s a first for me too kid.
An Uchiha who turns to love rather than hate.
Them taking care of Sakumo’s body and cleaning the blood off kakashi :’(
ACE/ARO REP BITCHESSSSS
Kakshi double fisting a weirdly accurate self help book and pure smut while white knuckling his mental health.
Two bros chilling in a one room apartment with a hoard of semi-adopted kids co-writing porn for their little brother’s mental health because they’re not gay
ADHD Hyuga 0-0
Naruto buying Kabuto and scaring him with his teeth cuz he won’t go to any other healer but the Uchiha
“Destroy eyes” pact now including one traumatized dog man
May the lord have mercy on your insignificant soul because I swear to god if I ever see your bitch ass again I will not.
Gordon Uchiha
As much as it hurts to see the light come for his pups he’s so fucking glad they get to live another day, get to break the cycle of the Hatakes (because they are all Hatakes no matter what clans two of them were born into) dying young.
*sniffle*^^^^^
Big Lap Dog problem where the pups grew bigger and Sakumo did not as he is dead, so where two scrawny teenagers and an actual toddler never knocked Sakumo over three ANBU who have long since grown out of the gangliness of youth and have spent years packing on muscle through training very much do.
But you are incredibly correct imagining them as different heights is somehow deeply upsetting and they have to be the exact same height for Reasons
The three friend killers. With phantom blood of enemies and once allies forever staining their hands. The three remaining sharingan users. All of them with a flee on sight status in most bingo books. All of them cuddling in the nearly empty lounge.
The Uchiha: oh yeah…sorry I called you a bitch. The Hyuga: it’s fine. I am a bitch.
So when she knows she can't escape (She was never going to beat them, they have always been better than her no matter how hard she tried) she decides to just.... let their jutsu hit her. To die by her brothers hands is probably the best end she could hope for.
She stands back from the fire at first when the boys finally meet them (too soon. Far too soon) but kakashi spots her in the dark just like he always had. And what chance did she have not to be buried under the weight of her brothers (what were they all eating that they had gotten so damn tall.
one soul in two bodies, the closest someone could be to another person without cracking their chest open to crawl inside (she wondered one day if one of them would. Would take that final step to rejoin their hearts until they were one whole being again.) they had taken different approaches to the hatred
Seeing two Byakugan split between two faces. Knowing that the eyes once called the true heart of a dojutsu user were swapped between the two in actuality.
Sasuke constantly stuck in a game of catch-up he never seems to win. Chasing after distant goals and figures he can barely see, let alone match.
The third teammate in sharing the Sharingan: “But she’s still the outsider, she doesn’t share their strange pack mentality…”. Me: it’s the neurodivergence babe.
!!!!!
#the elf talks#naruto#sharing the sharingan#ngl a lot of these are my favs too#that being said I don’t remember where the ‘sorry I called you a bitch’ ‘no yah I am a bitch’ was but I now have to go find that post#because I’m cackling okay#I also like the ‘they are probably going to crack the other open and crawl inside’ line because yeah#that’s how they be#also can never forget the absolute banger like#it’s the neurodivergence babe
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tagged by my buddy @jennamacaroni to spell out my account name with songs.
sold (the grundy county auction incident) by john michael montgomery
a case of you cover by gabrielle aplin
rich by maren morris
any man of mine by shania twain
hot & heavy by lucy dacus
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cruel summer cover by g-flip
reckless driving (feat. ben kessler) by lizzy mcalpine
embarrassing by taylor bickett
wild turkey by amythyst kiah
enchanted (taylor's version) by taylor swift
tagging @thecrackshiplollipop @stellesappho @roarsaidthedinosaur @the-emef @fluent-in-lesbianism @knockfivetimes @socallmedaisy @catsofyore @tarynlatx @always-undermining
#every time i do something like this#i'm like oh right what absolutely middling letter variety#about me tho#i am cackling about lizzie doing this tho#picked from songs i either liked recently#or have been listening to on repeat lately#been super into nostalgic country from the 80s and 90s#it's been reminding me of being a kid at my gram's house#my kingdom for bs ys fs or is there were so many starting with those#truly had to restrain myself from just picking all my friends with the longest usernames#okay SORT of restrain myself
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first piece of 2023 !! and its a meme
#loz#thank you to mizu who drew yokai twilight . hes hot ykno#legend of zelda#2023 art#it just doesnt hit the same as 2022 art </3 /silly#the bitch on the left is me because she also drew my sona as one n i am a fucking gayass#and i couldnt stop absolutely cackling over this idea
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Okay as much as I love the demon brothers, I know for a FACT I would never survive in the HOL. I know myself too damn well; I am a living ball of sass, and I would be completely unable to stop myself from sassing Lucifer at every possible opportunity. In turn, he would make it his life’s mission to make me suffer endlessly for it.
#shitpost#obey me#obey me nightbringer#i am also a very big fan of malicious compliance#like he would tell me to fold the laundry and i would fold everything as incorrectly as possible#and then when he inevitably confronts me about i just respond ‘you just said to fold it. you NEVER said how tho.’#oh he would be PISSED#i’m cackling just thinking about it#satan and belphegor are absolutely LIVING for this and would actively encourage it#beel and asmo are amused but also planning my funeral#mammon is howling with laughter#while levi is cackling and recording everything from a safe distance to make make a tik tok#lucifer is big mad
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FIC REC FRIDAY #4
ad aeternam. by darkness_shows_the_stars / @stars-and-darkness
His eyes are intent on her. They always are, but never so strong, never so scorching, as when he’s needling for information she’d rather not give.
“I want you to come and …” She sighs. This is more difficult than she had expected it to be, and that’s saying something. She’d expected it to be like pulling teeth, but the feeling is more akin to ripping off an arm. “I want you to come and pretendtodateme.”
There. Done. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
No, not at all.
Klaus’s face smooths over, washed of all emotion. “Would you mind repeating that?”
Guys. Listen. I don't go searching for fake dating AUs. Mostly because I'm not a fan of human AUs. When I'm reading klaroline fanfiction, I'm here for the fantasy element, the age old hybrid falling in love with the blonde baby vampire. Therefore, fake dating AUs just don't really blip up on my radar. But. Guys. Guys. THIS FIC ALRIGHT. THIS FIC HAS OVERHAULED MY ENTIRE BELIEF SYSTEM???? LIKE? IT'S POST-CANON DIVERGENCE???????? YET A FAKE DATING AU????????????? DO YOU SEE THE QUESTION MARKS HERE IT DIDN'T EVEN OCCUR TO ME THIS COULD BE A THING AND YET IT IS AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATION TO EVER EXIST?
Anyways. Yeah, go read it.
OR I AM DISOWNING ALL OF YOU
#klaroline fic rec friday#klaroline#klaroline fanfiction#i mean i am bias because it is a gift for me but#the fic wasn't even tailored to my tastes????#and yet I swear to god#it has become one of my favourite kc fics of all time#like#h o w#ella how do you this to me every time#anyways go read it#you will laugh and cackle and scream and squeal#best shot of serotonin to the brain ever#caroline's relatives are absolutely awful and bringing a wolf to the dinner table was perhaps her greatest idea ever#klaus is utterly DELIGHTFUL in this#i've actually forgotten the key things i screamed over now that I try to think#my remembrance of it is just a haze of pure happiness#it's like when you got drunk last night and you KNOW it was a good night out because you can't remember a thing#yeah if you check the comments section my thoughts were pretty incoherent#ella i hope you're proud you broke me with this#fic rec
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