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businessmemes · 6 months
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Though death does not release a righteous business man or woman from their duties, it does open a truly splendid array of bagel options*
*options limited
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xiewho · 15 days
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the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude
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biceratops7 · 10 months
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*bracing myself on my knees and trying to breath, nursing a cramp*
I got here as fast as I can. I just wanted to point out that THIS…
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Is one of the gayest fucking lines of television I’ve heard in my life.
Even if the presence of the song itself somehow wasn’t a flashing spotlight enough, the literal voice of God directly draws attention to it. Telling us that in universe, a nightingale really is in fact singing in Barkley square, and to know its music is sweet regardless of if we can hear it. Just like there are really in fact angels (one fallen but we’ll let it slide) dining at the ritz, and they’ve been falling in love regardless of if they’ve been allowed to openly pursue that feeling.
And hell, maybe it’s BECAUSE of the traffic that the nightingale finally sings. Perhaps it wasn’t ready until it was sure no one else could listen.
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lazycranberrydoodles · 8 months
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you’d think after 800 years he’d learn his lesson about taking afternoon naps. / prev comic / follow for more sleepy xie lian
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abilai · 5 months
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A fallen star….
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royalarchivist · 4 months
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Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈
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[ Full Transcript ↓ ]
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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D
Baghera: Hiya! How are you?
Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Phil: [Laughing in the background]
Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.
Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!
Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!
Baghera: YEAH! Do it!
Phil: Oh my god...
Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?
Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Phil: [Cracks up]
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bethiewhimsy · 4 months
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hua cheng: GEGE PLS STOP PUTTING YOURSELF IN SITUATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xie lian: (putting himself in a situation) lol
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cryptidjeepers · 11 months
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WORLD'S DUMBEST DEMON
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taytei · 2 years
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Only like ... 60% of them were actually legible lbh
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kindfrog · 2 months
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depths of the bayou
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close up of Alastor-
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as well as the line art- while I think it looks better without it, I worked too hard on it for it to not be seen lol
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magicpotatothoughts · 3 months
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The potential of a Svsss and TGCF crossover featuring Shang Qinghua and Ling Wen sharing accounting tips and admin hacks has me in a chokehold
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tumbly-s · 2 months
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Well hello!!
Last week, my new huion kamvas arrived, so I decided to draw a wallpaper for my desktop over the weekend!
If you want to use this for your own background, you can download the full resolution for free on my ko-fi!
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call-me-strega · 2 months
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Batfam prompt #2
We don’t acknowledge it enough that Jason canonically went to heaven after he died. I don’t care if it was retconned or whatever he was in heaven. We also don’t talk about how Green Arrow was the one who saw him there.
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I just really need a story where the JL and Gotham heroes are fighting off some demonic threat and at some point a demon comes before a battle to give a “You’ll fail and the world will end” speech and refers to Jason by some angelic title before vanishing.
And everyone is going “?!?!?!”, including Jason bc he doesn’t have memories of the afterlife and the Oliver “Bitchass” Queen goes “yeah that tracks” and every one turns to him like “wtf Green Arrow!?” And he goes “yeah I saw him in heaven while he was dead” all casual-like ignoring that he has just given most of the JL a major shock and Jason and existential and moral crisis (a quiet, stupid part of him mourns that he can’t make the “I’ve been to hell” anymore bc he apparently went to heaven!? What!?)
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new fob parallel unlocked
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lazycranberrydoodles · 10 months
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modern AU where they meet again at the fast food place Xie Lian works at and Hua Cheng has to figure out how to romance a customer service employee
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kitsalami · 1 year
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xie lian!!! 🌟🌟
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