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Joe Burrow NSFW Alphabet
18+ Minors DNI
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Joe is so caring after sex! He cleans up any messes made and holds you tight. His hands run through your hair and over your skin, his lips leaving small soft kisses all over your face and neck.
He’d also be so concerned after he got too rough, let’s be honest he’d def get carried away. He’d check your body for any accidental marks, and make sure you drink enough water. He’d also tuck you in and kiss you softly.
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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Joe has quite the body and he knows it, his abs and arms are his favorite. He loves taking off his shirt and watching your eyes wander over them. The way his arms flex as he lifts you when you’re riding him or how they look when he’s fingering you.
Joe loves loves loves your boobs! He loves when you wear lower-cut shirts, even though he would never admit it, you catch him staring or taking glances all the time. Even when you’re not having sex he loves to rest his head on them, or hold them while cuddling.
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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
God how Joe loves to cum in your mouth! He loves when you look up at him innocently and hold your mouth open for him. He’ll then pull you up, watching you swallow, and kiss you, tasting the reminisce of himself.
His second favorite spot is your breasts, obviously! He’ll aim for them after pulling out, letting his cum cover them. It’s another excuse for him to touch them while cleaning you up after as well.
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D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Secretly loves hickies, he always complains about them afterward but at the moment he has his eyes closed, whimpering, and begging for more.
He loves hooking up in public, not directly public but in the bathroom at events or in the car. Most people hate it since it's awkward, but Joe loves a challenge, fitting the both of you into tight spaces, being quiet and keeping you quiet, or seeing how quickly he can make you cum.
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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Joe is fairly experienced, but he can be timid. He always asks how you feel, and if he’s doing good. He loves it when you tell him what to do and guide him, sometimes he’s so worried about making sure you cum that he doesn’t, he’s very giving when it comes to sex.
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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary, he loves watching your face and your breasts. His hands are above your head, and your hands move along his body. Not to mention being able to hold you close during more intimate moments.
Cowgirl, because he is in love with your boobs, he loves watching them bounce as you move up and down. He holds onto your hips, helping you move just right for him.
Facesitting, Joe just loves to treat you! Holding around your thighs, making you stay still as he traces the alphabet with his tongue. He loves to hear you whimper and beg for more.
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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He tends to be giddier, keeping the air light and fun. He makes sure to complement you, admiring you. When you two participate in quickies it is full of laughs, trying to fit in the small broom closets and joking about getting caught.
On the occasion he drinks he gets very giggly, playing with your breasts and showering you with silly compliments.
When he is serious, his brows are furrowed and he is biting his bottom lip.
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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Joe is kept, he likes to keep himself trimmed. His happy trail was thin, leading from his belly button and down.
As for the hair on his head, he loves you playing with it! Running your fingers through it, tugging and pulling on it, you name it. You loved the way a few pieces would fall out of place onto his forehead.
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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Joe is so romantic! He showers you with the utmost of compliments, taking his sweet time with foreplay when he can. Joe spends time learning your wants and needs, paying attention t your body. He is so widely in love with you, you’re all he wants and dreams about.
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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
At first, Joe felt guilty thinking about you while he jacked off. But, his mind always wandered to you and your body, it took him so long to accept it as okay, it even took your telling him so.
Now with away games and all the traveling you provided Joe with a few pictures, even calling and masturbating over the phone. You’re the only thing on his mind as he jacks off, even catching himself moaning your name when he's cumming.
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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise Kink, he loves being told how good he’s doing and telling you as well. Sex with Joe is filled with compliments and encouragement
“You’re doing so good for me baby, “That's it, just like that,” “You’re so good for me”
Oral/Face-sitting, Joe loves to eat you out, taking any chance he can whether it's by getting down on his knees and holding you up or pulling your heat down and onto his face
“Just hold still for me,” “You like it when I do this don't you?” “You taste so good,”
Size Kink, ‘Big Dick Joe’ obviously, loves you struggle to take all of him, watching your eyes water as he pushes into your mouth farther or when he has to go slow and stretch you out
“It’s okay baby you can take it,” “That’s it, just a little more,” “So tight for me,”
Boobs, he just loves your boobs, playing with them, sucking on them, even fucking them
“Look how beautiful they are,” “They’re all mine,”
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L = Location (favorite places to do they do)
Joe loves doing it on the dining or kitchen table, it puts you at the perfect height for him. His dick aligned with your pussy just perfectly, his head resting in the crook of your neck
Honorable mention goes to his car, it's his favorite place to eat you out, the excitement of almost being caught, the tinted windows blocking anyone's view.
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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
A win! You think he would be tired after playing a good game and winning but instead, he wants to get home and get to it. The second you get in the car he has his hand on your thigh, and the second you make it into the room or house your clothes are off and he's carrying you to the bed.
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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Degradation, Joe hates mean names and cruel teasing, let alone the thought of him saying horrible things to you. He hates words like whore and slut, they make his skin crawl
Pain, the thought of hurting you shuts him down. He could and would never hurt you, the times he has by bruises and an accidental scratch he has apologized immensely running his hands over them gently making sure you didn't wince.
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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
As I’ve said before, Joe loves treating you. You were spoiled compared to other girls, Joe can’t keep his mouth away from you. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he’s going down, his mouth and fingers working steadily, even working in praise for you.
He also loves when you give him head, holding your head and pushing you farther. Cumming in your mouth and watching you swallow. You love it to, making him a moaning mess, like putty in your hands.
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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
When in an intimate mood he's a slow lover, taking his time and making sure to hit every inch. He kisses every inch of your body, leaving nothing untouched.
Of course, during quickies there is a sense of urgency, he moves fast and quickly. His strokes hit you deep and fast.
Sometimes when he's in a mood, he moves roughly, taking you by surprise. He moves quickly, and in uneven strokes.
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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies happen a lot as mentioned. In the bathrooms at events and in the car, whether it's just him making you cum, you giving him a blowjob or him fucking you.
“Let’s go to the bathroom,”
“I need you right now,”
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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Joe’s down to experiment, nothing rough though. He treats you like a delicate flower when experimenting. Talking you through everything he’s doing and praising you as you go.
“Is this okay?” “Are you sure?” “Please tell me if it’s too much,”
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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
His stamina is insane, he could go for many rounds. Usually, you lost count, your brain becoming so frazzled, melting at his touch.
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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Joe likes incorporating a vibrator, holding it on your clit while he fucks you or fucking you with it as he eats you out. He loves the extra amount of pleasure it gives you, making you even more sensitive to his touch.
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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Joe likes to think he loves to tease you, but he’s weak when it comes to you. He’s always been unsuccessful in his attempts at edging you, folding when you beg for it. He couldn’t deny you anything, you are his darling.
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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Joe is kind of quiet, only letting out small whimpers and groans aside from the praise. He’s always been quiet though.
He loves you being loud however, it drives him over the edge that much more.
“Yes, baby say my name,” “Tell everyone whose making you feel so good,”
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W = Wild card (a random dirty headcanon for the character)
Fucking in the mirror! He loves watching the side view of himself towering above you, thrusting into you slowly, your eyes watching him as well. He’s not a narcissist but he enjoys the way he looks, especially with you.
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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Once again ‘Big Dick Joe’, it’s definitely on the larger side. Along with his size kink, he loves hearing how big he is, and how much he's stretching you out.
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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It's HIGH! Being away from you is the hardest thing, hence the phone sex. He is always thinking of your body, it motivates him.
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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
He stays up until you fall asleep, he makes sure you’re okay. He worships you, bringing you water and snacks after, cuddling you. Once he hears you breathing steady and your eyes close he knows he can finally fall asleep.
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Here's a little something (not so little this took like 2-3 hours), if anyone gets ideas from this and wants me to go more in-depth send me a request <3
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Lukas: okay, well, they're not listening to you or me, so you guys all do fucking sick, goodbye. I'm sorry I did a cuss.
Ava: oh, you can say all of the swear words that you can. I'm a cool grandma.
Lila and Jaysohn gasp
Lila: fuck
Jaysohn: shit
Lila: shut up!
Jaysohn: pants!
Lila: hell!
All: pants *laughing*
Siobhan: I panicked!
Lukas: pants yea, let's roll!
Brennan: you pants with me again and I'll pants you right in your pants
Rashawn: don't pants me man
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stupendous stoats!!!!!!!
#wisdom 20 / intelligence 9 is so silly#erika at charisma THREE?????#single mom that works 2 jobs#these are perfect#dimension 20#burrows end#aabria iyengar#quiddie
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#joe burrow#joe burrow the man that you are#joe shiesty#cincinnati bengals#bengals#my quarterback#look at him he's so cute#I just wanna pull his cheeks#tiktok#9
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The boys all together 😊😊
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bengals admin never fails to spoil us (x) 🦵🏼
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The high angle shots for "down here" 😂😂😂
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🚨SPOILERS FOR BURROW'S END EPISODE 9!!!🚨
Dimension20 "Burrow's End"
Episode 9
Timestamp: 12:25
Video Length: 3min. & 50sec.
We don't speak Stoat, We speak Human!!!
MY BRAIN LEGIT DIED WHEN THIS CAME UP IN THE EPISODE!!! 😭😭✋✋ MY BRAIN HAD JUST A STRAIGHT-UP MALFUNCTION!!! Literally Jasper's facial expression was mine too when that happened!! 😭😭✋✋💀💀
I love how Thorn literally tells Tula that they shouldn't go up to the humans and be like "hey buddy" because it ruins their element of surprise but LITERALLY THAT IS EXACT WHAT VIOLA DID when she went up to the human and went "HEY GIRL! HEY!" Literally doing the EXACT OPPOSITE of what Thorn and Tula were discussing about in this moment earlier on in the episode! 💀✋ Like y'all! 💀✋
Also, Bennett offering Tula the thimble of water at the end of this scene was so cute as well!!! 🥺🥺❤️❤️
#dimension 20#dimension20#blog#burrow's end#burrow's end scene#burrow's end episode 9#dimension20 scene#tula#thorn vale#quentin#brennan lee mulligan#jasper william cartwright#aabria iyengar#robert wenabocker#we don't speak stoat#we speak human#brain malfunction
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Imagine you take this photo of Joe
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thigh riding with Joe 😩
So Good For Me // Joe Burrow x Reader
18+ Minors DNI
Summary: Joe can't help but treat you when you look so amazing!
Word Count: 650
Warnings: snarky/kinda bratty reader, soft dom Joe, praise kink, light choking
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At yet again another after-party, they were beginning to lose their charm, even for Joe.
You made small talk with people, watching as Joe laughed out loud. He glanced at you, sending sweet smiles. You would do just about anything for Joe, even if it meant putting on cocktail dresses and chatting it up with strangers.
“Excuse me,” you turned, the waitress pushed a drink into your hands, your favorite drink, “that gentleman over there sent it to you,” she pointed over to Joe, his smile was giddy, like a little boy telling a knock knock joke. You smiled at him and cheered to his imaginary glass before walking towards him.
“I just love this dress on you,” he pulled you in resting his hands on the small of your back. You placed a light kiss on his lips, teasing him. You pulled back, settling into his side sipping on your drink as he talked to people. His hand traveled down between you and the wall, he place his palm over your ass and squeezed, and you elbowed him.
“Joey,” you warned, “not here, there’s lots of people.”
His hand squeezed again, he leaned his head down to your ear. You waited anxiously for his next words.
“Let’s go to the bathroom,” his words were hot against your ear. You turned to pull him through the crowds, down the quiet hallways, and into the single-room bathroom. He locked the door behind you two.
“What do you have to say for yourself?” you looked at him, setting your purse on the small counter. He walked toward you, backing you into the wall.
“You’re just so damn pretty,” his hands met with your waist steadying your body. He looked you up and down, a hand roaming up, grazing your breast and collarbones, and grabbing around your throat. He pulled your face close connecting your lips, his tongue taking control instantly. His hand squeezed lightly, your breathing shallowing.
You snaked your hands down his body to his belt, you began to undo the buckle, Joe pushed away your hands, grabbing them and Bringing them above your head.
"No, let me treat my pretty girl right," he pushed his Knee in between your legs, his arm pulling your body close. Your pussy sat on his thigh. his hand pushing down on your waist. You moved your hips forward, creating a small amount of friction. You let out a small whimper, Joe smirking down at you.
“Yes baby moans louder,” he placed his other hand on your hips, moving you himself. He pushed you back and forth, your cunt growing wet. You tucked your head down, your head resting on Joe’s shoulder.
“My pretty girl,” he whispered to you, “good girl.” he began bouncing his leg, adding another form of friction. You moaned out, your legs feeling weak. One of his hands pushed down, rubbing circles against your clothed clit. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling yourself up and down slightly.
“Just like that,” he continued helping you, your brain was melting with pleasure. You whimpered into his ears, it echoing off the bathroom walls.
His thumb moved quickly around on your clit, urging you to come undone.
“Come on baby you can do it,” he encouraged you, you kept going, letting ecstasy fill you.
“Joe,” you called out, your stomach tightening, and you fell limp against his body.
“Good,” he whispered into your ear, steadying your body with his. He cradled your head, kissing the top of it, “you’re so good for me.”
You hummed at him in response, your body coming back down from its climax. You held his bicep for balance as you fixed your dress.
“We should do this more often,” Joe smirked looking down at you.
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I won’t lie when I got the idea of Joe sending the reader a drink from that one Valentine's Modern Family episode where Clair and Phill roleplay as strangers. Anyways…enjoy!!!!!
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Teedles: Oh, by the way Walmur's here - some of the lacura and the Red Warren made it safely.
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Brennan: this is the first thing that's made me go - I need to go lock down Bennett right now
#aabria iyengar#dimension 20#burrow's end#ep 9 human#brennan lee mulligan#siobhan thompson#rashawn scott#jasper william cartwright#erika ishii#isabella roland
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Aabria Iyengar are you aware that you are the love of my life?
#i do not have the balls to tag her#burrows end#burrow's end#dimension 20#burrows end episode 7#aabria iyengar#burrows end episode 9
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Pairing: Joe Burrow x Singer!FemReader
Summary: When the secret relationship between a famous singer and a popular quarterback is revealed no one could be happier. But when lyrics to an unreleased song are released, the strength of their relationship is questioned and tested when fans, reporters and exes start coming into the mix. Will you get your happy ending or is this the beginning of the end?
Chapter 1: Valentine’s Day Tease
#Track9 Masterlist
Warnings: 18+, mentions of sex, foul language.
Part Two🧡
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#black reader#joe burrow#joe burrow x reader#h.e.r.#joe burrow bengals#rnb#joe burrow x black reader#nfl imagine#cincinnati bengals#track 9#fluff#social media
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REALIZED I HAVE GLOVES WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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hello, could you write one where Joe gets jealous because one of his nephews has a "crush" on yn? 💜💜
Nephews | Joe Burrow x Reader
Summary: Joe and you go to his bother house for a dinner when his nephews keep taking your attention from Joe.
word count: 718
Warning: jealous Joe
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You and Joe were heading over to his brother's house for a dinner that his family invited them to last night. You smiled big. “I can't see your little nephews again. Did you know they both like me a lot?” You smiled even bigger thinking about those boys.
Joe chuckled out. “You tell me that everytime we go see them Y/n” You roll your eyes. “You know it's been ages since we even saw them. You know you miss them too.” He just shakes his head while pulling up to his brother's house. The two cutest boys were outside chasing each other as you got out of the car.
Once they noticed you they ran to you yelling your name. “Y/n you here we miss you so much.” Both of them hug you tight. “Oh my look how much you two have grown up.” Joe walks around the car and pats the boy's head. “Hey to you boys.” He told them. Both of them look at him. “Hi Uncle Joe” before Joe could get another word out the boys grabbed your hand. “Come play with us”
You look over at Joe with a big smile before they pull you in the house. Joe signs. ‘’They act like I'm not here” He goes inside the house too. You sat in the living room playing some game you didn't understand but you were having fun. Joe was watching them when his brother walked to him. “You know mother taught us not to stare and that kind of stare is not good. Why are you watching them?”
He turns to his brother. “I wasn't staring, just watching them.” His brother gave him a look. “That staring is not why I want kids. That stare is jealous. So why are you jealous of my boys? " Joe shakes his head and looks over at the boys and you. “They barely even noticed I was there until I said something. They were more happy to see Y/n” His brother patted his back. “She is still new to them but don't worry once they understand football. They're gonna be bugging you more than her. Plus I believe those two got their first crush feelings.”
Joe looks at him. “With my girl?” His brother laughs. “To them she is pretty, you should be happy they like her. Maybe after all she is a keeper.'' While they were talking you were listening to the boys and teaching you how the game works. You turn to where Joe was and see him and his brother were speaking. You couldn't read their lips but Joe's body language told you what he was feeling.
You turn back to the boys. “Boys, I have an idea , want to have more fun?” They both look at you with the biggest eyes ever. Gosh they are cute. You giggles how they lookin at you like you are their favorite person ever. “Listen, wanna make Uncle Burrow a happy man for a few seconds.” They both nod. You smiled.
“Here is my plan, see him over there right.” They nod again. “Well I think he is having a bad day so why don't you two go tackle him and make his day better’’ you smiled bigger when the boys ran to Joe and tackled him. His brother starts laughing while you watch it all happen. He looks at you and mouths “thank you” to you.
Around two hours later you and Joe were getting ready to leave. Both of yall were outside when he turned to you. “I know it wasn't their idea to come after me like two football players.” You only look at him. “No clue what you are talking about Burrow. Maybe they miss you too.” He gives you a look and you shrug.”They love you, believe me they are happy to have you as their uncle. Who knows maybe they will be like you and be in the NFL” You walk to his car.
“Second, next time you don't want people to know you're jealous, control your body language. Because you suck at that.” He looks at you. “I'm good at doing that on the field , not with my girlfriend.” You open the door, “Let go home. I want kisses and cuddles from my jealous man.”
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This my first time doing a request or writing anything on this app. But I hope y'all enjoy this little story.
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