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ranpoesgirl · 3 months
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ACCIDENTALLY SPILLING THAT YOU SLEPT WITH THESE BSD MEN I;
ft; dazai, ranpo, poe ( i, ii )
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DAZAI;
Kunikida and Dazai were bickering again, it was one sided mostly with Kunikida telling Dazai off for trying to off himself when their on a job. You sighed at how the weretiger was awkwardly standing behind you as Kunikida was losing his head trying to tell Dazai that the mission was important and he needs to quit it or do it some other time.
“I feel bad for Kunikida…”, the weretiger cried behind you.
“I don’t see why Kunikida bothers. That man doesn’t listen in bed even if you’re choking him, trying to get someone like that to listen to you in generally is just impossible.”
silence.
that’s what you were greeted with, you looked up at realization to meet with Atsushi’s soul nearly evaporated and Kunikida stuck like a windows 2000 for a solid second before—
“YOU SLEPT WITH THIS THING!? HOW? YOU ARE SMART AND DAZAI IS…DAZAI!?”
you stumbled back at the brute force of his voice, the poor retired math teacher was yelling from the pits of his lungs.
“it was a one time thing!”, you tried defending yourself.
“Oh, name, why do you have to reveal such information without thinking of the consequences? Unless you enjoy the consequence, of course~”
RANPO;
you were bringing up a box filled with pastries from the cafe below the agency to the Fukuzawa, it was a regular trip but when you entered the room, he wasn’t there.
you wanted the leave the box on the table but you were sure that Ranpo would devour them and hide the evidence, so you went to sit down on the couch to wait but as if you spoke of the devil, Rampo walked in.
His eyes immediately landed on the box before you and him pointing at it was enough for you to say ‘no’ without him uttering a word. He pouted as he took a seat beside you and began trying to convince you to let him have a bite.
“Come on, name! I’m starving…I might as well eat you!”, he slurred his words agitated at your persistence.
“after last time? No. My legs were in pain and I couldn’t move at all even after taking a day off, all because of your stupid tongue.”
Fukuzawa had entered the room. Fukuzawa is confused. Fukuzawa snapped out of confusion. (pokemon reference for those confused)
“you should be gentle, Ranpo.”
POE;
It was no secret that Poe was a nervous mess around almost everyone but for some reason he didn’t seem to be that petrified around you.
it’s not like you were any different from the rest, you weren’t particularly calm, not that quiet, nor were you outgoing, the two of you almost never conversed with each other unless needed.
that was until Yosano decided otherwise, she kept questioning Poe on how he was much comfortable around you than anyone else in the room, he would usually avoid these questions by walking away but he couldn’t because Karl was in her arms chewing on treats.
“who would be nervous around someone that they were able to break and get them to beg on their knees like a whore?”
you slipped up big time on that one and now were not hearing the end of it.
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acornwinter · 8 months
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this is literally chuuya.
this is LITERALLY chuuya
Chuuya: “can I have a water….
on the rocks.”
dazai: “LMFAO WHAT?”
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adore-nyx · 7 months
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Swimming in the same deep water as you is hard
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I cannot fucking believe that no one has mentioned the fact that the title of the episode, “Goodbye in Twilight,” wasn’t for skk but was in fact for fyolai.
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iovetecchou · 1 year
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pairings... Jouno Saigiku x Reader
contains... smut. dom!reader, sub!jouno, teasing, one slap (jouno receiving), hair pulling, begging, guided masturbation (m), degrading, dirty talk (pathetic, slut, pervert), use of "good boy", cock teasing, slight bondage (bound hands), vibrators, face sitting, oral (f), edging, overstimulation, riding, creampies, aftercare, kisses, fluff!
AFAB Reader.
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He was being more of a menace than usual today. Your boyfriend, Jouno would not stop teasing you. He kept making snarky comments, criticizing you for little things, and giving you backhanded compliments. All for his own amusement, and you were not having it. “Oh? What’s with the irregular heartbeat, princess? I can feel your anger.”
He snickered out, bending down to where you sat on the couch. Coming face to face with you as he awaited your response. That was your last straw, you couldn’t take it anymore. In an instant, you grasped your hand beneath his locks. Yanking him by his hair as you rose off the couch. “What the fuck do you think you’re- ahn…”
You grasped his crotch, squeezing your hand tightly around his clothed cock. “Shut the fuck up. I’ve had enough of your antics for today Saigiku.” You spat out. You shoved him down against the couch, still gripping his hair fiercely. His bottom lip was stuck between his teeth as your brought your foot down to press against his crotch. “I think it’s about damn time I dealt out some punishment of my own.”
You pushed the heel of your foot further into his clothed dick, twisting your ankle a bit as he whimpered out. His hips jolted up into your ministrations, and you couldn’t help but laugh at the pathetic display. “Look at you… the ‘Saigiku Jouno’ reduced to nothing but a messy slut beneath me. You’re a disgusting pervert, Saigiku.” You spat out. Your eyes widened as you felt his cock twitch to life beneath your foot from your filthy words.
A sly smirk spread across your features. “Strip. Now.” You demanded, slowly retracting your foot from his clothed cock. Your hand locked within his hair never let up. Jouno shakily reached down to his shirt. He hastily unbuttoned it, shrugging it off his narrow shoulders before moving down to his slacks. He unbuttoned his trousers, lifting his hips off the couch slightly to remove both his pants and boxers in one swift tug. You yanked his head back once he was bare before you.
“Good… now, jerk your cock for me. I’ll be right back, and you better not fucking cum.” You spat out, throwing his head back against the couch as you released his tousled hair from your grasp. You made quick strides to the bedroom as Jouno began stroking his cock. As ordered. He was whining and whimpering as he leisurely moved his deft digits up the expanse of his sensitive length. His hips bucked up each time his fingers grazed over the tip of his leaky cock.
A few moments later you arrived back in front of him. You smiled to yourself, sort of proud that he actually obeyed your orders. “Stop, remove your hand, and put your wrists in front of yourself.” You demanded. Jouno slowly retracted his hand from his twitching cock. Whining immediately at the loss of friction. He did as you asked of him, bringing his wrists front and center without any hesitation. He jolted up as he felt you wrap a silky material around his wrists. You tied a tight knot with the smooth material, leaving a flustered Jouno bound before you.
“Good boy, If you try to break free I won’t let you cum. Understood?” His cock twitched at your little nickname for him, and you couldn’t help but snicker to yourself at the sight. He slowly nodded his head, head already fuzzy from the small amount of pleasure and pain you granted him. Before he could process it, a harsh slap was delivered to his cheek. He whimpered at the sudden sting before your voice boomed through the air. “Use your fucking words.” You spat out, bringing your hand back up to his hair as you tugged his head backward. Exposing the sensitive flesh of his neck oh so sweetly.
You licked up the expanse of his throat, biting and sucking as you pleased. The man underneath you was shaking now as he writhed in pleasure. He itched to touch you, but he knew if he did… it would only be trouble. “Y-Yes… I understand.” Jouno croaked out between whimpers. You pulled back from his throat with a wide grin on your face before you spoke up once more. “Good boy… now, why don’t we try… the first setting to start.” Jouno was confused by your words. That was until he felt a cool plastic device press up against his length.
He jolted forward slightly at the coolness against his throbbing cock, but the second you turned the device on? Oh… he was done for. The instant he felt the vibrations thumping against the underside of his cock, he was screaming out in pleasure. He threw his head back, forcing you to untangle your hand from his snowy hair in the process. His hips were twitching so much, and you barely even began. “Oh? All this from the first setting? You’re pathetic…” You snickered out, bumping up the vibrator to the second setting. Jouno’s eyes shot open, jaw falling slack. “Y/n w-wait! It’s too m-much!” He whimpered out, drool now slipping past his lips as his hips continued to twitch beneath you.
Your grin coated your whole face. You were enjoying how pathetic he’s become for you. A taste of his own fucking medicine. “I think If I could take it all those times you teased and tortured me, then… I think you can too, slut.” You quipped out, bumping the device up to the third setting. Jouno’s wrists twitched from where they were pressed up against his chest. He wanted so badly to touch you right now. “Princess… I-I can’t… I’m going to cum-!” He blurted out. In an instant, you were off of him. The delicious friction was gone, and Jouno's ethereal eyes began to well up with tears from the sheer frustration. “I didn’t say you could cum just yet.”
You deadpanned, turning the toy off as you began to strip before him. “P-Please… I need to cum… please, princess- I’ll be good, I-I promise I’ll be good!” He whimpered out, a stray tear slipping down his cheek as you continued to pay him no mind. As you pulled off your last article of clothing, your voice boomed through the room once more. “Lie flat against the couch, I know a way to shut you up.” Jouno sniffled out quietly as he did just what you requested of him. Jouno felt the couch dip as you climbed atop him.
He could feel your bare skin brush against his sensitive flesh, causing him to whine out. You laughed at how sensitive he was from your ruthless torture against his poor weeping cock. Your thighs rested against either side of his face as your pussy hovered directly above his filthy mouth. “If you cum untouched from this, I will punish you further. So don’t be pathetic for me, alright, Saigiku?” He hiccuped out another sob as you lowered yourself down. The second your pussy grazed against his lips, his eyes rolled back into his skull. He began messily lapping at your clit, his tongue lacked any sense of rhythm. He was far too pussy drunk to care.
You moaned out above him as his tongue dipped inside your needy hole. He was tongue fucking you as you began to rock your hips against his mouth. Jouno’s cock was throbbing, he could feel his release bubbling up as he continued to ravish your pussy. He always came untouched when you rode his face like this. There’s no way he would last, and you knew that. He was whimpering into your pussy, his tears freely running down his reddened cheeks as he continued to eat you out like a man starved. “What’s wrong baby? Getting close?” You snickered out in between your own moans.
Your own release began to unravel within you. His tongue always worked magic against your needy pussy. Messy or not, it was perfect every time. You slowly rose your hips away from his lips so he could respond. Jouno whined at the loss of your taste. He panted out harshly a few times before he spoke up. “Yes I-I’m so close… please, let me cum!” He babbled out, the sight of his lips coated with your arousal and his drool made you clench around nothing. He was being so good for you, saying 'please' and everything. Maybe he deserved a reward.
“Okay baby… I’ll let you cum. Just hold on one second, yeah?” You slowly climbed yourself off of his face. He whined out, and his bound wrists came out to reach for you. He was scared that you were playing tricks on him. That you were about to leave him high and dry. You sort of felt bad looking at his pathetic state. He had shot up from the couch, his face was as red as the tips of his hair. His messy bangs were sticking to his forehead from his own perspiration, and his eyes were blown wide once more. Giving you a perfect view of his ethereal glassed-over irises as the tears continued to bubble out past his lash line. His bottom lip was trapped between his teeth once more as the whines continued to escape past them, and his cock was twitching and throbbing ruthlessly against his lower tummy. You could see the sticky precum bubbling out of his slit as it continued to trickle down his length.
“Shh… it’s okay baby, I’m not going to leave you like this. Just relax now, okay?” You slowly reached your hands up to unbound his wrists. He flinched at the sudden contact before he relaxed into your touch. You climbed into his lap this time, resting your hands against his pretty ruby cheeks as you spoke up once more. “It’s okay my love, you can touch me now.” You whispered out as your fingers traveled past his cheek and towards his earlobe. Playing with the small bell attached to his earring as your other hand traveled down between your bodies.
You grasped his length gingerly, causing the poor man beneath you to jolt up and whine out at the sudden friction. His hands grasped your waist tightly now as you lined up his leaky cock to your entrance. “Shh… it’s okay, don’t hold back baby. If you want to cum, then cum.” You whispered out as you slowly lowered yourself on his cock. He cried out at the lovely feeling of your hot wet walls squeezing around his length so snugly. The moment you took him to the hilt, Jouno held you down fiercely with the grip he had on your sides.
“W-Wait… it’s too much… I just need a moment, princess.” He babbled out through his harsh pants. You brought both of your hands up to caress his cheeks once more, smiling softly to yourself as you whispered out, “Take all the time you need my darling, I'm right here.” His hiccuping and sobs subsided now. He took in one last shaky breath before he pulled your hips up. The delicious drag of his length against your gummy walls left you both moaning out. You slowly aided his movements. You began rocking your hips back and forth from within his lap. Jouno whimpered out at the mouth watering sensations.
“Y/n… I… I’m going to cum— kiss me, please!” He pleaded. Your heart clenched at his weak tone of voice. You happily obliged, pulling his face closer to yours as you captured his lips. The kiss was slow and sensual, the movements of your hips never once let up as you continued to make out. You felt his dick twitch from within you as he slammed your hips down against his own, holding you in place. He whined into your mouth as the first ropes of his cum shot out. You moaned into his mouth as well at the delicious feeling of his thick cum coating your walls.
He continued to throb from within you as the last of his seed dribbled out of his slit and into your sopping pussy. You pulled back from the kiss first, caressing his cheeks as you left a small kiss on each of his eyelids. Then his cheeks, and the tip of his nose before you lifted yourself off of his length. His cum tricked out of your used hole instantly, and down your thighs, as you stood before him. “You did so well for me Sai, now come here. Let me run you a bath, okay?” You gingerly clasped your hands around his cold ones. Dragging him up off the couch, and having him tower over you from where he stood. “But… princess, you didn’t… finish.” He quietly whispered. A small frown etched itself onto his features as he continued to shake from the aftershocks of his orgasm.
Your smile softened at his words as you began to drag him towards the restroom. “Don’t worry about that my love. I had my fun, right now I just want to take care of you.” You stated softly, letting go of the grasp you had on his hands to start filling up the tub. You grabbed some unscented bubble bath from the cupboard, pouring in a generous amount before you put your full attention back on Jouno. “But-“ you pressed your pointer finger against his lips, giggling out as you grasped your other hand against his own. “Oh hush, just get in the bath, would you? I even put the non-scented stuff in there for you so you wouldn’t feel overwhelmed.”
His heart fluttered. Maybe he was too relentless with his teasing on you this morning. Tecchou always tells him that’s a nasty habit of his, enjoying watching other people squirm. But, you’re his girlfriend… maybe he should ease up a bit. But on the other hand… seeing you get so harsh with him the way you did only moments prior turned him on beyond belief. He would never admit that out loud, of course. “Okay princess… as you wish. Care to join me?” He smirked down at you as he pushed your finger away from his lips with his free hand.
And… he’s back.
“Of course my love, let me wash your hair for you! Your red ends are starting to fade a bit, maybe I should go to the store tomorrow and pick up some more dye.” You exclaimed as Jouno descended into the soothing water. You weren’t far behind, gripping his hand for support as you lowered yourself into the tub in front of him. “That sounds wonderful, princess. On second thought, where did you get that foul toy from anyways?” You snickered out at his question, turning yourself around in the tub so you had a clear view of his face before you spoke up one last time.
“It’s a secret… but don’t pretend like you didn’t like it, Saigiku.”
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special tag for my jouno fuckers (:
; @win-writes @stinkyme
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pancake-breakfast · 2 months
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Some days, AMVs feel like a bit of a lost art. And then stuff like this comes along and gives me hope.
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cwtchsei · 1 year
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Bachira as Ranpo????? Hell yeaa
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starlightshadowsworld · 5 months
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Can we talk about the fact Fyodor's known about Atsushi before anyone else did?
Fyodor's the one who led Shibusawa to Atsushi, claiming he "guided the envy of all ability users." Someone who could pose a challenge for him.
Shibusawa met Atsushi 6 years ago, when Atsushi was 12 and still in the Orphanage.
That's way before the Detective Agency or the Port Mafia even knew Atsushi existed.
And yet Fyodor knew about him.
I'm guessing it's got to do with the book, because Atsushi is supposedly one who can guide people to it.
And we know Fyodor wants his hands on it.
But I'm just... How? How did he find him? And if he knew about it him all along, why send Shibusawa to him?
Was it a test? Thinking if it's truly him his ability can't be separated from him and he'll survive.
Still very risky, especially with how Shibusawa treated Atsushi. And if he knew how Atsushi was being treated at the Orphanage.
Was the reason Atsushi put in the Orphanage at all to keep him prisoner? But than why let him leave if he's so important.
What's your deal rat boy?
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tarteliie · 9 months
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Pretty boy.
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mkayyclxwn69 · 1 year
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Bliss
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can ppl send me bsd oc rp blogs, I'm trying to follow them all (they're all so interestingksjdsh)
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ranpoesgirl · 3 months
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“Penny for your thoughts?” No need.
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CHUUYA would be the type to spread himself out so that you can have easy access to climb onto him, hug him, strangle his hips, anything.
when standing, he is honestly considered open for attack by his opponents to kill him or for you to tackle him into a hug, and he can handle his enemies so he’ll stay this way for you.
when sitting, he is slightly man spreading for you to easily climb onto him and sit on his lap, or stand between his legs and use him as a bloating paper with your new lipstick. (you smudge your lipstick on him when you kiss him)
with this, imagine his surprise when he woke up from his nap, walked over to you doing your daily routine in the bathroom and rests his weight one of his legs while leaning against the door frame along with his hand above him supporting his position and you just mutter, “hot.” before going back to your routine.
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blue-thief · 2 months
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remember when everyone joked about fyodor being 40 years old...........
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adore-nyx · 6 months
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in another life
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4str0nuts · 11 months
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ada sigma au but it’s a romcom and both kunikida and sigma are madly in love with eachother and are blissfully unaware
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kitsune-ichika · 6 months
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Fyodor Dostoevsky!!!!! ❀✿❁ (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡
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