to this day i’ll never understand why tanizaki said his skill wasn’t suited for combat as if it isn’t one of the most overpowered badarse skills known to mankind like wtf are u on ??????? that shit is sick ???????
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Kunikida: Time for plan G
Atsushi: Don’t you mean plan B??
Kunikida: No we tried Plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties
Tanizaki: What about Plan D??
Kunikida: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago
Kyouka: What about Plan E??
Kunikida: I’m hoping not to use Plan E. Dazai dies in plan E
Dazai: I like Plan E
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“I don’t want to be your rival”
My swap au has been rotating in my head for the past week so have some junichiro finally excepting the fact he has feelings for the ware cat.
For context this is an au where my oc Pluto and junichrio swap places with atsushi and aktuagawa so jun is with the mafia and Pluto was found by ranpo and dazai.
References under cut
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He deserves to be unhinged more often. As a treat <3
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touch starved atsushi who doesn't know how to ask for affection but has learned the following:
if he falls asleep on his desk near the end of his shift, kunikida will carry him back to his dorm (so now he pretends to fall asleep at least twice every week)
if he accidentally loses control of his ability, dazai will ruffle his hair to nullify it (so he starts controlling it enough to "accidentally" bring out random tiger features)
if he gets even a small bruise and yosano knows, she'll check it out and then pat his back after bandaging it (so he becomes more clumsy)
if he sits a little close to naomi during long boring meetings, she'll rest her head against his shoulder (so he makes sure to "accidentally" end up between her and juni or on her other side every time)
if he accidentally runs into president fukuzawa, the president will steady him by placing a hand on his shoulder (so he makes sure to almost bump into him at least once a week)
if he and kyouka are walking around in busy streets, kyouka will hold on to his wrist or hand or something to make sure that they dont go separated (so he gains an interest in all crowded shopping areas)
if he gives kenji a gift, kenji will thank him with a hug (kenji is very confused but pleased by his growing collection of random knick knacks given to him by atsushi)
if he says something funny, junichiro will chuckle and bump their shoulders (so he starts trying to be purposefully funny)
weirdly enough though... ranpo doesn't have a pattern but still he pops up awkwardly next to atsushi and bumps their shoulders or pats his back or something similar even though he isn't usually touchy... hmmm....
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Atsushi, confused after a mission: what exactly is the relationship between Dazai-san and Chuuya-san?
Fukuzawa: they are enemies
Kunikida: more like ex-coworkers
Yosano: definitely, enemies with benefits
Kyouka: best friends!
Kenji: they help each other out in times of great trouble like good neighbors :)
Junichiro: Aren't they rivals?
Naomi: I thought they were Ex-boyfriends!
Haruno: I heard they got divorced
Atsushi, even more confused: they were married????
*Everyone looks at Ranpo*
Ranpo, takes his Lollipop out: Gay.
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