A lot of nsfw things bro
How Abt this
Sigma w a pregnant so or could be a follow up to that one nsfw thing where they find out they’re pregnant or some sbit
Don’t know why I like things like that but I do 💯
A lot of nsfw cuz a lot of people request for nsfw but dw there's more on the way along with an unequal amount of sfw stuff. Thanks for the request!
'•.¸♡ pregnancy ♡¸.•'
Sigma x gn!reader (afab)
Fluff
Masterlist
The nsfw thing
Enjoy!
You were feeling ill in the mornings lately and you were more tired, you didn't really think about it until you missed your period. A strange feeling of excitement and anxiety filled your mind as you thought of the possibilities which could have caused your late period.
After looking at all the reasons why you were late you realised there was only one reason why would be late, pregnancy. With that thought in mind you left for a pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test. You and Sigma always wanted to start a family and maybe this was your chance.
You bought two pregnancy tests just to make sure. At home you used them and while you awaited the results you started thinking of how you were going to tell Sigma. When you got the results a squeal of happiness left your lips as the you held the positive tests in your hands. You could help yourself but celebrate by doing a little dance.
You decided to bake some cookies for the occasion and that was how you were going to tell him. You went shopping once again with a little pep in your step as you planed the surprise further.
You baked some cookies and wrote you're going to be a father on one of them, the one you were going to give to Sigma.
You were both really excited and slightly nervous about telling Sigma the news but nonetheless you really wanted to tell him as soon as possible so you waited and waited until he got home.
You heard the front door knob moving and the door opening. Sigma was greeted by a very excited and energetic smile and a tight hug as you playfully pulled him by his hand to the living room coffee table. 'I made you cookies!' Your excitement only burst through your words.
You held up the plate with cookies and Sigma looked down on the plate reading the words presented in front of him. 'You're going to be...' His voice trailed off and shortly after a big smile took over his face as he looked up at you with stars in his eyes. 'Really?' As soon as you nodded Sigma ran to you giving you the biggest hug imaginable. You felt your shoulder dampening, Sigma pulled his face away from your shoulder to reveal the tears in his eyes, he was beyond excited.
༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻
Sorry this is kinda shit but idk what else to write.
Have a wonderful day/night and don't forget to hydrate.
-with love, Az
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bsd ramblings (seasons 1, 2, and dead apple)
i would commit double suicide with dazai
why does everyone have a gyatt
kunikida x dazai??????
WHY ARE THE SIBLINGS SO WEIRDDDD
ranpo’s my scrungo
atsushi has trauma and is a furry
kunikida and endeavor sound really similar
dazai <33333
what the actual fuck is wrong with the doctor
oh hey ginger
oh those bitches are homosexual
the way they fight is so homoerotic
“go to hell! i was being saracastic!” — chuuya to his boyfriend
dazai x chuuya
atsushi x akutagawa
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE GUY IN BSD SO HOT
the animation has no right to be so good
kenji is so silly. i love him
kenji loving cows is so real of him
i need more port mafia exec dazai
“he both fears death and is drawn to it” ME FR
DAZAI <33333333333333333333
i want to hold dazai. i need to ruffle his hair. i want to commit suicide with him, my last words being heard by him only. i want to drown with this man, the holy water bringing us both to the afterlife. we will both be free.
chuuya is so silly
“come now, take me with you to the afterlife” DAZAI AJHDISBEUDBEUBD
dazai is a disaster bi and i love him for that
i pledge allegiance to the flag of bungo stray dogs and to the fandom for which it stands. one nation under dazai, indivisible, with fanfic and fanart for all.
dazai is down horrendous for oda. i don’t blame him
dazai my silly wet cat disaster bi husband <33333333333333333
akutagawa is so silly
WHY DID THE THEME SONG HAPPEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPISODE WTF
men <3
oda is my dad now bc i said so
the kid’s name is shinji? evangelion reference??
“because odasaku’s my friend” NO HE AINT DAZAI. HE’S YOUR UNREQUITED CRUSH.
“because i know my friend better than anyone” DAZAI’S LITTLE GASP OMFG IEBEKSHWJJDEBBE OMFG OMFG IM GONNA CRY DONT EVEN WINEUEHEJEJ (friend who got me into the show) YOU BITCH
“you’re a were-tiger, grow some were-balls” KUNIKIDA YOU DID NOT
ranpo is autistic
WHY THE HELL IS THE BOSS SO WEIRD ABT HIS KID WIHDJEBE OMFG
“i can’t hear the voice of god with you staring like that” — every catholic ever
nathanial hawthorn is a silly catholic
margaret basically being the daughter of a rich plantation owner in the 1800’s is so american
ranpo my silly
chuuya <3
q and kyouka are my children
osamu dazai my silly little wet cat autistic depressed suicidal maniac disaster bisexual husband <3
WHY IS MARK FUCKING TWAIN SO FINE OMFG THIS SHOW
lovecraft is weird. i like it. he’s accurate.
margaret x nathan??
chuuya and dazai are an old married couple. i love them so much.
“god i hate you” — chuuya to his husband who he loves very much
“don’t worry, buddy. i’ve got you” — dazai to his lover
“i’d expect nothing from you, my worthy adversary” poe to his bf
WHY IS POE FINE SOEJDIHENSHDBE
ranpo is so silly
dazai is a cool uncle to kyouka fuck you
akutagawa and atsushi are down bad for each other
why is scott fitzgerald a crossbreed between a dilf and a twink
cmon you two kiss each other already
is akutagawa down bad for dazai or just looks up to him
WHY IS THE WIFE NAMED ZELDA?? IS SHE A PRINCESS OR WHAT
i am OBSESSED with this show
never have i ever watched an anime with a shit theme song. i love bsd’s intro so much
hehe moby dick
if kyouka dies i’m killing myself /hj
welp guess i’m dying
akutagawa my silly <3
nvm not dying today. hey at least kyouka isn’t dead
dazai is akutagawa’s father figure sorry not sorry
lovecraft is so real for jumping in the sea
POE IS HERE WIHEEIHEIEHEUDHEHD I LOVE POE
RANPO KISS HIM RN KISS YOU TWO KISS
“but i prefer the women in my life to be under 12” E X C U S E M E S I R
RUSSIAN MAN????
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT DUDE HELL YEAH
IWJDUEBEHE DAZAI QUOTING ODA IEHRUEBEUDHWHDUENDJDJHE IM GONNA CRY AGAIN BYE—
DEAD APPLE IS AMAZING. I WATCHED IT ON 9ANIME. ONLY SUB THOUGH
READING THE TRANSLATOR STRUGGLE IS SO FUNNY. o7 TO THEM GOOD JOB.
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i don't understand the appeal behind toji. He's ugly, unrealistic, and has the most trashiest personality known to man. Thank you for being on the sensible side, I don't understand people who lose their mind for him. He's a 1/10 on a good day and not even plastic surgery can fix him.
He is a tall, buff, sexy dilf that has a lot of issues and people are into that, that's literally his main appeal. Oh, and he murders people for a living, which is also something that the internet goes bonkers for! My tastes aren't that much better, some of my top husbands are literally Fyodor and Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs, William James Moriarty from Moriarty the Patriot and Childe from Genshin Impact, who aren't that different from Toji on paper lol (all of them do a lot of killing™ LOL)
Bless you for validating my opinion though! 😆
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-ˏˋ MASTERLIST ˊˎ
all content is nsfw and suggestive. minors do no interact. please read at your own discretion.
-ˏˋ VARIOUS ˊˎ
characters who can't resist seeing you in a skirt
characters who are needy and clingy
characters who would fuck you in an abandoned building
-ˏˋ ATTACK ON TITAN ˊˎ
how you drive him crazy - boyfriend!eren
accidentally walking in on him changing - roommate!eren
when he helps you untie your dress - roommate!eren
-ˏˋ BUNGO STRAY DOGS ˊˎ
thick thighs and bondage - dazai
-ˏˋ HAIKYUU ˊˎ
strapped for time - dilf!atsumu
blowing him to pass the time - boyfriend!oikawa
-ˏˋ MY HERO ACADEMIA ˊˎ
-ˏˋ JUJUTSU KAISEN ˊˎ
his favorite position - boyfriend!gojo
when he's jealous because you like someone else - fwb!gojo
quiet as can be - bbf!yuji
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opening FOLDER 002...
✦ REQUESTING RULES
01. I'm okay with writing polaymorous relationships (as long as the characters aren't siblings, regardless if they're sharing or not), both platonic and romantic relationships. I'm also fine with suggestive content and almost anything as long as it's not full-blown lemon.
02. I won't write any taboo topics such as inc/st, p/dophilia, etc. I will block you on sight if you ask me that. I will also deny any yander requests for any fandoms due to it being classified as ns//fw.
03. In addition to rule 02, I'll only be writing platonic content for any child characters, as well as animal characters. I'm okay with writing romantic content for older characters (*ahem* dilfs/milfs), as long as there is no big age gaps since I am uncomfortable with that.
04. 5 characters max per headcanon/imagines request, but I can only do 3 characters only for any other writing format. Polyamorous ships are an exception to this rule but do be mindful, I have an attention spam of a goldfish.
05. Please do note that I sometimes take breaks from writing and I won't be all that comfortable writing for more than what I usually offer, so I have the right to decline any request if I'm not okay with it. Thank you!
06. I only write for gn!reader for personal reasons, and any requests with a fem or male!reader paired up with a prompt that could easily be gender neutral (i.e fem!reader who is a gardener, male!reader who's in a rock band) will immediately be changed to gn!reader.
07. Please specify your requests! I have a hard time understanding things and picking up context clues, so don't hesitate to make your ask long!
✦ INBOX RULES
01. Please don't ask for updates on certain requests, series, etc. It'll clog up my inbox and It'd be more appreciated if you send your thoughts and suggestions instead!
02. Don't send any weird stuff to my inbox. I am a minor so please do be mindful of what you say and do, especially if you're older than 18.
03. Any hate asks will either get you rickrolled or ignored, ty <33
04. not exactly a rule but!! you are free to just send anything in my inbox as long it doesn't go against the prev rules. tell me abt what you like! any fandom, songs, etc.. i like reading the thoughts of my readers <33
05. not a rule again but i am a-ok with named/emoji anons !!! :D
✦ FANDOM LIST
bolded fandoms are the ones i'm most willing to do. italicized have more info.
bungo stray dogs (s1 - s2, anime only). demon slayer. obey me. one piece. the magnus archives (s1-s4), the owl house, twisted wonderland. welcome home.
✦ REQUEST STATUS. open
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