except for the part where @broadway-terezi talked over me i wasnt even done
really didnt like that
anyway it was a sad day when he jumped up to that ring
good thing dsprite came in clutch though
lyrics under the cut
[VERSE 1]
Oh Egbert, oh Egbert, oh Egbert, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
You're scaring us and all of us, some of us love you
Oh Egbert, it's not much but there's proof
You crazy-assed heir of breath, remember your virtue
Redemption lies plainly in truth
Just humor us, oh Egbert, oh Egbert, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
[INTERLUDE 1]
[You know I'm from the future, Egbert, you've got to listen to me. I know vaguely what she's telling you might seem like a good idea at first but you gotta stop and actually think about it man. Like a shortcut? Really? She's toying with you.]
[VERSE 2]
Oh Egbert, oh Egbert, oh Egbert, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
The self is not so weightless, nor whole and unbroken
Remember the pact of our youth
Where you go, I'm going, so jump and I'm jumping
Since there is no us without you
Soldier on, oh Egbert, oh Egbert, come down
Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?
[PRE-CHORUS 1]
Loathe the way the game took our homes
But love the sweet shit we've been making
Hurt and grieve but don't suffer alone
Engage with the game and awaken
[CHORUS 1]
Today, of all days, see
How the most dangerous thing is to trust
How you will heal and you'll rise above
[INTERLUDE 2]
[Well, not literally. Seriously, put that thing down. Would you do this in your ghostbusters MMO? If you try to go through with this crazy ass plan the whole timeline will be doo- ]
Oh Egbert, oh Egbert, oh Egbert, fly now
You are absent of cause or excuse
So self-indulgent and self-referential
No Alternian would stay there like you
You crave all the power yet hate all the waiting
So listen, you’ll save your whole crew
I’m not trolling, oh Egbert, so go with it now
It's a pointless resistance for you
[INTERLUDE 3]
[If you just listen to me, you know that I'm speaking logically. Jumping ahead can get you so much loot and power up your whole team! All those rare grist types that'll be there too, you can alchemize some wicked shit. Hear me out here!]
[VERSE 3]
Oh Egbert, oh Egbert, just put down the rocket
Don't listen to what you've been told
It's chaos, confusion and wholly unworthy
Of feeding and it's wholly untrue
You may think its worth it or a chance worth the taking
It's all just bullshitting and gloom
And there will not be meaning, I've been there and seen it,
Do not waste yourself on this roof
[PRE-CHORUS 2]
Hear those bells ring deep in the soul
Chiming away for a moment
Feel your breath course frankly below
And see life as a worthy opponent
[CHORUS 2]
Today, of all days, see
How the most dangerous thing is to trust
How you will heal and you'll rise above
Crowned by an overture bold and beyond
Ah, it's more courageous to overcome
[INTERLUDE 4]
[Egbert, she’s sending you to your death. And if you die, so does Jade. Don't take the risk.]
[BRIDGE]
You want the acclaim, the mother of mothers (it's not worth it, oh Egbert)
To just win the game or shiny grist colors (don't listen, oh Egbert)
But be real and just jump, you dense motherfucker (you're worth more, oh Egbert)
You will not be more than a rat in the gutter (so much more than a rat)
You want my opinion, my opinion you've got (no one asked your opinion)
You asked for my counsel, I gave you my thoughts (no one asked for your thoughts)
Be done with this now and jump off the roof (be done with this now and get off the roof)
Can you hear me, oh Egbert? I'm talking to you
I'm talking to you
I'm talking to you
I'm talking to you
Oh Egbert, come down
Oh Egbert, come down
[INTERLUDE 5]
[I know you're still considering it, but I promise it ain't worth it. This ain't just about the game, we’re best bros. I think Jade would miss you too, but Rose definitely did. So please, man, just listen to me and not that troll. ]
good news, i found my ipod. even better news, i factory reset it so i could reorganise my music and now the only things on it are The Academy Is…, PhemieC, and Broadwaystuck
[ Translation: Hello! You can call me Nullor! I'm a Lime Blood troll. I like Broadway Karkat's music, so I'm going to post the lyrics to the songs that are on Spotify. I've got nearly thirty (30) songs done already! However, I will be posting probably one (1) or two (2) a day only. Also, I've never used Tumblr before, so please understand if I'm not the savviest right away :) One more thing: I'll probably take requests for other Homestuck related songs after I've gone through all of the songs I have in mind! ]
While I Assure You I Had An Interesting Time Creating These Dresses I Must Also Urge You All To Adjust Your Tastes Just Slightly If Possible
(Thank You To;
@broadway-aradia
@broadway-sollux
@broadway-nepeta
@broadway-feferi
@gloriousChaos, Our Previous Terezi
And Of Course To Anon For The Request)
so! here's where i make a really funny joke and everyone laughs: ha ha ha that was great!
but seriously, this was a great project that a lot of us worked on! i bet you're wondering, gee who worked on it? well i'm glad you ask really easy rhetorical questions that i have the answer to!
Cast:
@broadway-june @broadway-equius
Choir: @broadway-calliope @broadwayy-kanaya @broadway-john @broadway-sollux (as mituna) @broadway-terezi
Art, editing, lyrics: @broadway-equius
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynZTYtvWFA
i'd say equius put blood, sweat, and tears into this, buuuuuuuut i'm pretty sure it was mostly sweat, heh. i'm also like, 99.99% sure this wouldn't have been possible at all without their work! (see the art, editing, lyrics, and singing credit above for evidence, yeah i cite my sources, hehe)
without further ado though, please enjoy and on behalf of all of us that worked on this project, thanks for listening!
p.s, the lyrics are hiding below!
Ahh, ah ah ah
Ahh, ah ah ah
Do you think if we try
We'll make it out alive
More than survive
Meaning to life
Please take a breath
Avoiding death
I don’t make promises I know I’ll break
Ahh, ah ah ah
The future seems so bleak now
We need to make it out somehow
Would you stay with me even if
We don’t know what’s to come
As a young lass I always felt destined for
lesser things than saving the friends I adore
Oh no, here it comes, can’t afford to fail
We will prevail!
Do the windy thing,
Do the windy thing,
Dance for me, play the game
Do the windy thing,
Do the windy thing,
Dance for me, it's all the same
Heed the mind’s eye and go back where it all went wrong
Fix our mistakes, make it better, one more chance!
Nev-er stop play-ing (Ahh, ah ah ah)
Nev-er stop sing-ing (Ahh, ah ah ah)
Now the time has came, to see if we have what it takes to really win
Though I’ve tried I know I can’t do this alone, again
Do not make the same mistakes as I
You'll never come back from certain death
You'll lose everyone you’ve ever loved
You’ve only forsaken yourself
No, don’t go alone
No, don’t go alone
No, don’t go alone
You won’t make it out,
No, don’t go alone
No, don’t go alone
No, don’t go alone
You won’t make it out alive
The time has come to step up, I’m really a god
Never give up, rise to the occasion, feeling light as air
It matters more the ever to make the score
I’m more than a breeze, I'm the air in your lungs
A reckoning that you’ve earned so you can
Take your last
Breath
Ahh, ah ah ah
Ahh, ah ah ah
Ahh, ah ah ah
Ahh, ah ah ah
Now I know that I don’t have To face this all alone, I have you close
Now I know that I don’t have To play or sing or dance anymore
Ahh, ah ah ah
HAPPY 413!!! Our lovely cast and crew came together to celebrate with a huge collaboration. This song holds a special place in all of our hearts, and we're so excited to share this project with everyone. We love you guys!!
ORIGINAL
OG lyrics by @aki-ran, OG mixing by @fadeintocase
Lyrics, as always, under the cut!
LYRICS - How Far We've Come [413 MIX]
[KARKAT]
Greetings, worthless humans!
[JOHN]
Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.
[ROSE]
Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.
[JOHN]
Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.
[DAVE]
It's just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.
[ROSE]
Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we'll get out alive.
[DAVE]
Strifing battles, here's your bottle, now I've gotta wait out this egg in time.
[JADE]
I can see our game will really need a spark,
The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,
[BETAS]
Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[VRISKA]
Well I believe, with help, you'll be a great kid.
[KANAYA]
If not, don't go if the Furthest Ring bids.
[TEREZI]
Let's see the stocks to trade!
[KARKAT]
Let's guess the passwords made!
I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don't really know.
[SOLLUX]
But everything is now okay, wow, where'd my sight go?
[ERIDAN]
There's no hope left and we've gotta join Jack Noir.
[FEFERI]
I won't tolerate and I can't excuse you!
[KANAYA]
Took a chainsaw to flesh; I'm really out for blood.
[GAMZEE]
Motherfucking world is rotting and I'll strike it with clubs.
[TEREZI]
Say a goodbye because I'm on my way to find and kill you!
[TAVROS]
I believe I need to show them who is boss!
[ARADIA]
Let's go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.
[TROLLS]
Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[EQUIUS]
Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.
[NEPETA]
I won't! I can't! I will never just pretend!
[TROLLS]
Some lives were cruelly lost,
But reunite our cause.
[DIRK]
And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.
[ROXY]
It was another game to play for us to hack it again.
[JAKE]
And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.
[JANE]
Now it's overly sweet, and time will never just tell.
[DIRK]
Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.
[ROXY]
Hold us hostage 'cause you never wanted us to all win
[JAKE]
But we fight back, you'll never keep us down
[JANE]
And when we pull all it through, we'll be keeping that crown.
[JANE+JAKE]
We will see this all to the very bloody end
[DIRK+ROXY]
We'll stay alive and we'll fight for all our friends
[ALPHAS]
Let's see how far we've come!
Let's see how far we've come!
[JANE+ROXY]
We'll win this game, you'll see, determination is the key
[JAKE+DIRK]
Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams
[ALPHAS]
Let's see how far we've come!
Let's see how far we've come!
[BETA KIDS]
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we'll go
[TROLLS]
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we'll go
[ALPHA KIDS]
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we'll go
right now: cake is in the oven (triple chocolate (betty crocker of course))! not sure if i should start 2 prepare the icing, i dont think itll take 2 long since its just scooping out sum vanilla icing and adding green food dye to it. listening to my fav homestuck fan songs (broadway homestuck and phemiec)
waiting to happen: my mom should be home soon with sum white tshirts and fabric paint so i can make 3/4 of the beta kid tshirts (sorry rose 😔) for me and the two friends ill be hanging out w later. afterwards one of them will (hopefully) sleep over
oh shit i should also post the terezi drawing shouldnt i (let's hope i dont hate it by now)
glub glub glub welcum 2 my side-blog known as spidershops0, side blog to my main @spideypawz
Summary of this intro post:
I’m Malik! I go by he/him and I’m 15, I like homestuck, and some other things! Hope u enjoy my blog!
OK NOW FOR THE LONG VERISON:
My names Malik, but most just call me spidey! I love drawing, writing (occasionally), editing, and rambling about my favs. I go by he/him pronouns and I’m 15 yrs old, I’m also black 🇨🇲🇺🇸
I really really really like homestuck, I’m absolutely enthralled by it and I’d like to share stuff I make in relations to it. But I also like other things such as the Sonic franchise (I also really really really like sonic), Music, Spider-Man (obviously), TMNT, FNAF, South Park, Welcome Home, Art Commentary, Moral Orel, Cookie-Run, etc.
This is just the blog I use to ramble about things so it doesn't take up my main.
And also doodles, I don't draw a lot so I try to produce more doodles
ok lightning round: my fav homestuck things
Fav Beta Kids: rose and dave. the strilondes hold my heart I’m so sorry
Fav Ships: dirkjake, i reallt really really like dirkjake, davejake, dirkjohn, johndave, vrisrezi, janejasprose, janerose, arasol, cotton candy, arafef, rosemary, katnep, jaderose, dirkuu, calliroxy, johnkat, solkat, jaderoxy, and equisol
im like….the worlds biggest multishipper
Fav Friendships: Dirk & Jane (I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH), Dirk & Roxy, Jake & Roxy, Roxy & Jane, just….alll of the alpha kids….I love them a lot
BYF:
- i reblog things like…..a lot
- any homophobic jokes I may make are ironic, I don’t support actual homophobia.
- I only put TWs for serious subjects (i.e, SA, racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc.) and also flash warnings! If your trigger is uncommon then tumblrs great tagging system will be your best friend, otherwise I advise you to tread lightly
- i unironically like broadway homestuck and it wrecked my Spotify wrapped a little bit
- i do not have a dni or anything, just don’t be weird towards me. that’s all I ask. if i do not like you I will avoid you, simple as that!
that’s about it! if you actually read allat thanks! I greatly appreciate it.
You can find me at @spideypawz for actually finished artwork, and also under the #spideypawz tag. For my random thoughts you can find me under #spideythoughts!! for now feel free to stick around for the doodles and rambling. Bye!!!
STOP THIS YOU SENT AT LEAST THREE ALREADY GO AWAYYY! ! !
[Intro]
Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
[Verse 1]
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(Four, three, two, Fuck you)
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[Interlude]
Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-
[Verse 2]
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
And the majority of pairings had better include me
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
[Bridge]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
[Chorus]
Terezi says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
[Extended Chorus]
So delicious (eridan, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
[Outro]
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second
[Outro Interlude]
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit!
That’s why you get a copy pasted version instead of hand written by the one and only