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broadway-stuck · 4 months

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after a hard year of work we give you this, featuring doc scratch + all the trolls. happy holidays, remember to watch out for meteors!

lyrics by candyGroove

lyrics under the cut!

(Verse 1)

[DOC SCRATCH] The first day of Twelfth Perigee, I killed th-

[TEREZI] Oh, what's this? A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 2)

[DOC SCRATCH] ...Hmm. On the second day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ev--

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 3)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the third day of Twelfth Perigee, I took the lives of ever--

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 4)

[DOC SCRATCH] As I was trying to say, I took the lives of everyone--

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and--

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 5)

[DOC SCRATCH] I will not join in this nonsense. You'll just have to trust--

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, giggling] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz and

[TEREZI] A scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 6)

[DOC SCRATCH] Will you STOP interrupting me? All I'm trying to do is--

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 7)

[DOC SCRATCH] Fine. If this is the fate I am chained to, then I will perform.

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 8)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eighth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 9)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the ninth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 10)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the tenth day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave...

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six innocuous lipsticks

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI] Four cuttlefish

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 11)

[DOC SCRATCH] On the eleventh day of Twelfth Perigee, their matesprits gave

[ARADIA] Eleven frogs a-leaping

[ERIDAN] Ten breakup letters

[GAMZEE] Nine cans of faygo

[VRISKA] Eight spiders spinning

[TAVROS] Seven Fiduspawn cards

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five fuckasses!

[FEFERI, confused] Oh-- Wait, Chainsaws? Four... cuttlefish?

[NEPETA] Three sharp claws

[SOLLUX] Two bees that buzz

[TEREZI] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

(Verse 12)

[DOC SCRATCH] And on the twelfth day of Twelfth Perigee, I KILLED THEM ALL! With...

[EQUIUS] Twelve rippling hoofbeasts

[ARADIA] Eleven robot bodies

[ERIDAN] Ten piles with CAPTOR!

[GAMZEE] Nine hours with the puppet

[VRISKA] Eight stabs in the back

[TAVROS] Seven feet off a ledge

[KANAYA] Six revving chainsaws

[KARKAT] Five ominous honks

[FEFERI, crying] Four culled friends

[NEPETA] Three deep cuts

[SOLLUX] Two doomed mortal loves

[ALL] And a scalemate hanging from the tree!

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broadway-nepeta · 1 year

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[S] Nepeta: gush over being with Karkat

#broadwaystuck #:33<meow #broadway nepeta #homestuck #nepeta leijon #nepeta homestuck #homestuck nepeta #catposting

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broadway-equius · 9 days

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D --> A completed request

D --> Thank you for singing with me, @broadway-nepeta 🔷

#homestuck #broadway equius #e%pression #broadwaystuck #Broadway nepeta

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broadway-vriska · 1 year

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Can you hear me rolling my eyes?

#broadwaystuck #broadway vriska #crazy8s #broadway nepeta

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dashnite · 1 year

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if you ever think we are all seriousness in the broadwaystuck group, please think again. we are actually 5th graders.

#homestuck #broadwaystuck #broadway karkat #broadway nepeta #broadway roxy #broadway jane #broadway jake #broadway john #broadway vriska

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chuusei-matsu · 1 year

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I can't wait for the day in probably the far future when I'm in some office job or something, when I scroll through tiktok and see someone doing closet cosplay of nepeta while lipsyncing to my Broadway Nepeta stuff, like I'm genuinely excited for that day, I will even take that moment now.

#homestuck #broadway nepeta #homestuck cosplay #music #someone do it for me #Someone do this for me

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30-rats-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years

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eridan-----ampora · 1 year

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me wwhen uhhhhhh drugs

#homestuck #davekat #equius #eridave #feferi #karkat #nepeta leijon #rose lalonde #vriska serket #the magnus archives #silly cat #meowmeow #broadway eridan

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ult-denizen · 2 years

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requests from @famousprophetss @jupiterleijon

i’m still taking art requests!

#homestuck #hs #homestuck art #art requests #jade homestuck #jade harley #hs jade #nepeta art #jade art #nepeta leijon #hs nepeta #homestuck nepeta #karkat vantas #hs karkat #homestuck karkat #brodway #broadway karkat

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condemnedthespian · 2 years

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[ Translation: Hello! You can call me Nullor! I'm a Lime Blood troll. I like Broadway Karkat's music, so I'm going to post the lyrics to the songs that are on Spotify. I've got nearly thirty (30) songs done already! However, I will be posting probably one (1) or two (2) a day only. Also, I've never used Tumblr before, so please understand if I'm not the savviest right away :) One more thing: I'll probably take requests for other Homestuck related songs after I've gone through all of the songs I have in mind! ]

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broadwayy-kanaya · 2 months

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While I Assure You I Had An Interesting Time Creating These Dresses I Must Also Urge You All To Adjust Your Tastes Just Slightly If Possible

(Thank You To; @broadway-aradia @broadway-sollux @broadway-nepeta @broadway-feferi @gloriousChaos, Our Previous Terezi And Of Course To Anon For The Request)

#Broadwaystuck #Broadway Kanaya #Homestuck #Homestuck Kanaya #Kanaya Maryam #Art Of The Dress #My Little Pony #Art Of The Dress By Kazumi Evans

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broadway-stuck · 1 year

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HAPPY 413!!! Our lovely cast and crew came together to celebrate with a huge collaboration. This song holds a special place in all of our hearts, and we're so excited to share this project with everyone. We love you guys!!

ORIGINAL

OG lyrics by @aki-ran, OG mixing by @fadeintocase

Lyrics, as always, under the cut!

LYRICS - How Far We've Come [413 MIX]

[KARKAT] Greetings, worthless humans!

[JOHN] Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.

[ROSE] Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.

[JOHN] Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.

[DAVE] It's just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.

[ROSE] Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we'll get out alive.

[DAVE] Strifing battles, here's your bottle, now I've gotta wait out this egg in time.

[JADE] I can see our game will really need a spark, The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,

[BETAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[VRISKA] Well I believe, with help, you'll be a great kid.

[KANAYA] If not, don't go if the Furthest Ring bids.

[TEREZI] Let's see the stocks to trade!

[KARKAT] Let's guess the passwords made! I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don't really know.

[SOLLUX] But everything is now okay, wow, where'd my sight go?

[ERIDAN] There's no hope left and we've gotta join Jack Noir.

[FEFERI] I won't tolerate and I can't excuse you!

[KANAYA] Took a chainsaw to flesh; I'm really out for blood.

[GAMZEE] Motherfucking world is rotting and I'll strike it with clubs.

[TEREZI] Say a goodbye because I'm on my way to find and kill you!

[TAVROS] I believe I need to show them who is boss!

[ARADIA] Let's go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[EQUIUS] Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.

[NEPETA] I won't! I can't! I will never just pretend!

[TROLLS] Some lives were cruelly lost, But reunite our cause.

[DIRK] And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.

[ROXY] It was another game to play for us to hack it again.

[JAKE] And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.

[JANE] Now it's overly sweet, and time will never just tell.

[DIRK] Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.

[ROXY] Hold us hostage 'cause you never wanted us to all win

[JAKE] But we fight back, you'll never keep us down

[JANE] And when we pull all it through, we'll be keeping that crown.

[JANE+JAKE] We will see this all to the very bloody end

[DIRK+ROXY] We'll stay alive and we'll fight for all our friends

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[JANE+ROXY] We'll win this game, you'll see, determination is the key

[JAKE+DIRK] Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[BETA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALPHA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALL] Let's see how far we've come

...

[JOHN]

You have a feeling it's going to be a long day...

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broadway-nepeta · 5 months

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:33< it's purretty hard to to get in close with someone who's hurt you

:33< but sincere apawlogies are also very hard, so you can work on it together that way

[Song: First Date, Last Night from Dogfight | Lyrics unchanged and cover art under cut]

[Nepeta]

Street lamp, dim glow

A light to blanket night like summer snow

Well, let it pour

Just cover up whatever came before

[Eridan]

Sea breeze, whips through

And makes you do some shit you'd never do

Talkin' queer, why the hell are you still here?

[Both]

And we go

Bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum bum

Don't know why

I decided to come

Don't know why I decided to come

[Nepeta]

Meet me halfway

A touch and go of don't know what to say

Do we talk?

[Eridan]

*cough*

[Nepeta]

What?

[Eridan]

Huh?

[Nepeta]

Don't expect too much

Just walk

[Eridan]

Blank slate, blank stare

Yeah you made her cry

Why do you care?

What took hold?

Look at her, she looks so... cold

[Both]

And we go

Bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum bum

Don't know why

I decided to come

Don't know why I decided to come

[Nepeta]

Twisting lemons into lemonade

You'd be sleeping

([Eridan] You'd be drunk)

[Both]

If you had stayed

And you might miss

Any good that could come

After this

[Nepeta]

First date

[Eridan]

Last night

[Both]

Not quite what you pictured, but alright

[Eridan]

So take her out

[Nepeta]

Give him a shot

[Both]

'Cause people can surprise you...

Or not

Bum bum

And we go

Bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum bum

#broadwaystuck #broadway nepeta #homestuck #nepeta leijon #nepeta homestuck #broadway eridan #erinep #dogfight musical #first date last night #eridan ampora #eridan homestuck

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broadway-equius · 1 year

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D --> My darling moirail, appaulingCaterwaul, and I did this together before she left to... Purrsue her other passions

D --> While it is tempting, I will not lament how I will spend my time without her. Rather, 100k forward to new peers and opportunities

D --> I miss you already, Nepeta

D --> <>

#E%pression #Broadwaystuck #Broadway equius #broadway nepeta

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broadway-calliope · 6 months

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happy halloween! i hope everyone had a good time ^u^ a few of the others and i played Five Nights at Freddy's together, and boy was it scary fUn!

Cast: @broadway-sollux @broadway-karkat @broadway-nepeta @broadway-june @broadway-rose @broadway-jade @broadway-caliborn @broadway-calliope

[Sollux]

I don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my child behind

Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind

[Karkat]

With all this anger, guilt and sadness

Coming to haunt me forever

I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river

[Nepeta]

Is this revenge I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to avenge me?

Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free

[June]

Maybe I should chase and find

Before they'll try to stop it

It won't be long before I'll become a puppet

[Sollux, Karkat, Nepeta, June]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

[instrumental]

[Rose]

I wish I lived in the present

With the gift of my past mistakes

But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes

[Jade]

Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember

Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper

[Caliborn]

Justification is killing me

But killing isn't justified

[Calliope]

What happened to my son? I'm terrified

[Caliborn]

It lingers in my mind

And the thought keeps on getting bigger

[Calliope]

I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there

[Rose, Jade, Caliborn, Calliope]

It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster

To the man behind the slaughter

Since you've been gone

I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder

The sanity of your mother

#broadway calliope #broadwaystuck #calliope homestuck #homestuck #calliope hs #upbeatUlulation #five nights at freddy's #It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone #happy halloween!#callie sings

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broadway-sollux · 6 months

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happy halloween.

2iince iit2 2pooky 2ea2on maybee 2omeone wiill actwoally lii2ten two me about dyiing.

lyriic2 by me, iincrediible cover art by ghostlyGrimalkin (thank2 for addiitiional voiice2 two @broadway-karkat, @broadwayy-kanaya, @broadway-jade, @broadway-caliborn, and titularTirade)

[Various voices, including a confused Caliborn for some reason]

Alright, everybody sit down, shut up, and listen Since none of you will listen when I say it to you I’m going to sing it this time since that's all you people care about I’m going to start with A and I'm gonna end with Z Hey, is the tune ready??

*buzzing*

Alright

One, and a two

A’s for Aradia blasted to bits B is for Batterwitch finally hit C is for Cronus diseased in the brain D’s for Damara who couldn’t abstain E is for Eridan split with a saw F is for Feferi shot after draw G is for Gamzee halved by a jade H is for Horuss who’s matesprit was fake

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We all fall down

I is for Idarat hit by a train J is for Jeevik meme’d and then slain K is for Karkat impaled by a trident L’s for Latula who’s nose couldn’t scent M’s for Mituna exploded to save N’s for Nepeta with EQ to the grave O is for Orphaner told a bad joke P is for Porrim who’s game fucking broke

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Various voices]

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We’ll all fall down

Q is for Questbed which few of us reach R is for Rufioh sick cheating leech S is for Sollux who’ll twice meet his doom T is for Tavros whos legs go kaboom U’s for Ursama who the drone attacked V is for Vriska stabbed in the back W is for Wanshi who lied in a trial X is for Xefros culled basic style Y is for Yiffy writhing in pain Z’s for Zahhak when Gamzee goes Insane

#broadway sollux #sollux captor #homestuck #broadwaystuck #broadway homestuck #twofoldAnnihilation #a gorey demise #happy halloween #2ong2 #2ollux.txt

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