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broadway-stuck · 1 year

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HAPPY 413!!! Our lovely cast and crew came together to celebrate with a huge collaboration. This song holds a special place in all of our hearts, and we're so excited to share this project with everyone. We love you guys!!

ORIGINAL

OG lyrics by @aki-ran, OG mixing by @fadeintocase

Lyrics, as always, under the cut!

LYRICS - How Far We've Come [413 MIX]

[KARKAT] Greetings, worthless humans!

[JOHN] Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.

[ROSE] Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.

[JOHN] Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.

[DAVE] It's just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.

[ROSE] Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we'll get out alive.

[DAVE] Strifing battles, here's your bottle, now I've gotta wait out this egg in time.

[JADE] I can see our game will really need a spark, The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,

[BETAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[VRISKA] Well I believe, with help, you'll be a great kid.

[KANAYA] If not, don't go if the Furthest Ring bids.

[TEREZI] Let's see the stocks to trade!

[KARKAT] Let's guess the passwords made! I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don't really know.

[SOLLUX] But everything is now okay, wow, where'd my sight go?

[ERIDAN] There's no hope left and we've gotta join Jack Noir.

[FEFERI] I won't tolerate and I can't excuse you!

[KANAYA] Took a chainsaw to flesh; I'm really out for blood.

[GAMZEE] Motherfucking world is rotting and I'll strike it with clubs.

[TEREZI] Say a goodbye because I'm on my way to find and kill you!

[TAVROS] I believe I need to show them who is boss!

[ARADIA] Let's go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[EQUIUS] Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.

[NEPETA] I won't! I can't! I will never just pretend!

[TROLLS] Some lives were cruelly lost, But reunite our cause.

[DIRK] And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.

[ROXY] It was another game to play for us to hack it again.

[JAKE] And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.

[JANE] Now it's overly sweet, and time will never just tell.

[DIRK] Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.

[ROXY] Hold us hostage 'cause you never wanted us to all win

[JAKE] But we fight back, you'll never keep us down

[JANE] And when we pull all it through, we'll be keeping that crown.

[JANE+JAKE] We will see this all to the very bloody end

[DIRK+ROXY] We'll stay alive and we'll fight for all our friends

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[JANE+ROXY] We'll win this game, you'll see, determination is the key

[JAKE+DIRK] Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[BETA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALPHA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALL] Let's see how far we've come

...

[JOHN]

You have a feeling it's going to be a long day...

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broadway-tavros · 11 months

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a, uHHH. iNTERESTING REQUEST FROM ANON, THAT, FOR SOME REASON,,, i JUST HAD TO DO IT,,,

#broadwaystuck #broadway tavros #homestuck #tavros homestuck #tavros nitram #davetav

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broadway-gamzee · 1 year

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SaBoTaGe - WiTh @broadway-tavros

i FiNaLlY gOt To LaY dOwN a SiCk FiRe WiTh TavBrO :o) eVeRyOnE tElL hIm He KiLlEd It

((Lyrics by me, under the cut))

GAM:

I can't stand it, I know she planned it

I'mma set it straight, this world of hate

I hate this pocket when I'm in here

'Cause her magic ball ain't so crystal clear

So while she sits back and wonders why

I got this fuckin horn in my side

Oh my Gog, it's a mirage

I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage

TAV:

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause I ain’t no coward'

She'll shut me down with abuse of her power?

But she, I'm out and I'm gone

I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on

'Cause what you see you might not get

She’ll lose her bet, she’ll get so duped yet

She’s scheming on a thing that's a mirage

I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage

Both:

Why

GAM:

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

TAV:

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

BOTH:

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

BOTH, MORE INTENSE:

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

GAM:

I can't stand it, I know she planned it

I'mma set it straight, this world of hate

Bro, I gotta start honkin when I'm in this place

TAV:

Because I feel disgrace because she's all in my face

But make no mistakes I see past her hassle

I'm Pupa Pan when I fly off the handle

What could it be? It's a mirage

she's scheming on a thing,

BOTH:

that's sabotage

#broadway gamzee #broadway tavros #broadwaystuck #tavros nitram #gamzee makara #theatricallyCuddly #amateurTinkerbull

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broadwayaradia · 1 year

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well someone had to do it

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john and roxy helped me articulate some of these feelings, but i did write the majority of these lyrics

you can find them under the cut

The spider bitch has really lost her head now

She’s convinced herself that she’s in the clear somehow

She thinks that we’ve settled the score

But we’re not ‘okay’ anymore!

‘Cause now, I’ve got the guts

To fucking crush her

I can’t wait around and let her meddle

I’ll take her other arm and mash it into metal

‘Cause right now, all I feel is rage–

UGH! And for that, I have her to blame!

I’ll make my way to LOMAT to confront her, yeah!

I’ll beat her hard,

I'm a dead girl walking

Catch her off guard

I'm a dead girl walking

Before Tav tells me no

I'll throw the first punch, so she knows

Here’s what happens when you create a dead girl walking

[TAVROS:] Aradia, I really don’t think you should do this.

[ARADIA:] Sorry, but I think this has to happen.

She has to face the consequences of her actions

‘Cause Tavros, she’s caused too much pain

Tonight I’m gonna make her pay

So just sit tight, I’ve got this under control

Just wait!

Tonight I'm done

I'm a dead girl walking

Can’t hide for long

I’m her dead girl walking

Let's go, you know the drill

I'm pissed as fuck and built to kill

Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking

And you know, you know, you know

She did this to herself

She’ll say this wasn’t her idea

But I can't agree

She wanted fair and just,

I’ll show her fair and just!

Just know she asked for this.

I’m taking my revenge

[VRISKA:] Oh fuck.

[ARADIA:]

Yeah, full steam ahead

Watch this dead girl walking

(How'd you find me out here?)

Let’s break some heads

Watch this dead girl walking

(I think you tore my collar!)

Don’t fight this, you can’t win,

You’re better off just giving in

(What? Fuck no!)

I’ve got a grip of steel,

I’ll make you wish you couldn’t feel.

(Get off of me!)

I’ll slap you, pull your hair,

Punch you there and there and there

No more talking

Now you’re the dead girl walking

You’re the dead girl walking (fuck, stop!)

You’re the dead girl

Yeah, yeah, yeah

SHIT!

Yeah

#broadway aradia #homestuck #broadwaystuck #Aradia Megido #aradia homestuck #anticipatedAffliction #broadway vriska #broadway tavros

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broadway-vriska · 1 year

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Oh would you look at that! Another surprise. This is Magnum opus two, one queued for a much later d8 to jump scare you all ::::)

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh, ooh

Down on your knees before the queen

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh, ooh

Down on your knees before the queen

Well, Vriska Serket wasn’t a popular bitch (mm-hm)

but she was the flarp captain, plus she was rich (oh, yeah)

That girl had everything, threw me offa cliff

Tavros Natram lost his legs in the wreck (amputated)

The nominations for team leaders had come (uh-huh)

Our Vriska had a plan, and queen was her claim (uh, duh)

She decided killing Jack Noir was her game

Terezi Pyrope, soon my death came (Stabbed right through)

"Vriska, " my mother said, "Life is a game"

"Don’t worry I know you must feel the same"

You taste the glory Vriska, you taste godtier

You thirst for blood from the enemies, yeah

Whoa, you spoil for sash and scepter, both black and white

As they crown you queen of Alternia

Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket

So obsessed, our Vriska near lost her mind (Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket)

To life un-game related, Vriska was blind (Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket)

She shoved her friends, her shit, her hobbies behind

I just couldn’t bear not to be the best (poor, poor, Tavros)

Soon my own sanity was hung by a thread (Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket)

Ny B.F.F.'s proclaimed me socially dead (Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket)

'Til then, at last, Terezi Pyrope had enough (Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket)

"I'm taking you out of the equation" (love, love, Tavros)

"Vriska, " my friends said, "Why be so mean?"

"There's just no future for a sad bitch like you"

You taste the glory Vriska, you taste godtier

You thirst for blood from you enemies, yeah

Whoa, you spoil for sash and scepter, both white and black

As they crown my queen of Alternia

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh, ooh

Down on your knees before the queen

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh, ooh

Down on your knees before the queen

Some girls are rational but Vriska was not

She stared in mirrors thinking one single thought (Tavros)

There's several reasons this game's not good as got (Sol, Terezi, Eridan, Aradia)

And so my life went thus, mercy, thus went my plot (Fuck them all, yeah screw em)

"G" is for the Game, the thing that I will win

"A" is for Aradia blown to bits

"M" is for the moirail that couldn’t shooshpap me

And "E" is how easy it was to kill that pissblood

But, but!

"Q" is for Quitting, never, don’t be a fool

And "U" is for all of you who ever doubted me

But "E's" are for the easy way in five minutes tops

A blinded girl can bring an "N" for

End by killing her friend (what a bitch)

You got your glory Vriska, you got godtier

You got your blood on the robes you wear

Whoa, you donned the sash and scepter, doing a dance

As you crowned you queen of Alternia

Woah-oh-oh-oh

God save the queen

Down on your knees before the queen

God save the queen

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

The queen of the game

Down on your knees before, the queen of Alternia

She stripped you of your glory, she took my life

But I’m still the baddest bitch in the land

Woah, right into the dreambubbles, raise a ghost army

Screaming, "I don’t regret a single thing!"

At least in your head, you're queen of Alternia

Oh, pity the dead, I’m queen of Alternia

Go Vriska, win Vriska, cheer for Vriska Serket

#broadway vriska #broadway aradia #broadway sollux #broadway tavros #crazy8s

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broadway-nepeta · 1 year

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TavNep: be the cutest couple }:33

:33< a purrfect duet with the sweetest bull-boy to exist @broadway-tavros!

#broadway nepeta #broadwaystuck #:33<meow #homestuck #nepeta leijon #nepeta homestuck #homestuck nepeta #Broadway tavros #tavros nitram #Tavros Homestuck #homestuck tavros

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furbyfanat1c · 1 year

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Sorry for late posting again!!:3 here’s gamzee for 4/10/23! Also!! Special 4/13 post coming up soon ><

The ref I used /srs

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condemnedthespian · 2 years

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[ Translation: Hello! You can call me Nullor! I'm a Lime Blood troll. I like Broadway Karkat's music, so I'm going to post the lyrics to the songs that are on Spotify. I've got nearly thirty (30) songs done already! However, I will be posting probably one (1) or two (2) a day only. Also, I've never used Tumblr before, so please understand if I'm not the savviest right away :) One more thing: I'll probably take requests for other Homestuck related songs after I've gone through all of the songs I have in mind! ]

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jurassicteeth · 17 days

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I wanted to draw a really cool thing, but this was all I could manage with how exhausted I am. Instead, I shall write something.

Dear Homestuck, thank you.

Thanks for being there for me when I was alone, thanks for making me laugh and cry, thanks for being something that my friends and I cherished, and thanks for helping me be more comfortable with who I am.

I can proudly say that John Egbert is the reason I realized I was trans, he was the breaking point that caused me to really think about the fact that I am a dude.

Another thing is, i remember this memory fondly- but my friend who passed away, Corvid, and I one year- 2 days before xmas eve- stayed up late watching all the homestuck broadway music shit, and the homestuck xmas carols, and drew eachother as trolls and as the beta kids. That memory was so… awesome. And I remember us singing badly along to the songs, it was just a great night. We bonded heavily over homestuck, I even got him into it if I remember clearly. We loved that shit, and made so much art and would cosplay at the park yelling and screaming about imps- pretending we were John and Tavros. We would draw comics of our characters interacting, we would put eachother’s art up on our walls.

Homestuck, at least what I grew up with/the original web comic, is so important to me. Its a source of identity, inspiration, and reminds me of being a kid again. Which, every day I wish I could go back to be with Corvid. Go back to being kids. Go back to all the fantasy before we got traumatized. Before we parted ways for the final time- not knowing we’d never see each other again.

ALSO FOR MY 13TH BDAY PARTY IT WAS HOMESTUCK THEMED, ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE TIME DRESSED AS EVERY CHARACTER. I WAS JOHN. MY DAD WAS DRESSED AS DAD. HE MUSHED CAKE IN MY FACE. THAT IS A CORE MEMORY AND ITS SO SWEET AND!! I MISS BEING A KID SOMETIMES.

Happy 4/13.

I hope its been a good one for every homestuck fan out there!

#homestuck #413 #john egbert

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broadway-sollux · 6 months

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happy halloween.

2iince iit2 2pooky 2ea2on maybee 2omeone wiill actwoally lii2ten two me about dyiing.

lyriic2 by me, iincrediible cover art by ghostlyGrimalkin (thank2 for addiitiional voiice2 two @broadway-karkat, @broadwayy-kanaya, @broadway-jade, @broadway-caliborn, and titularTirade)

[Various voices, including a confused Caliborn for some reason]

Alright, everybody sit down, shut up, and listen Since none of you will listen when I say it to you I’m going to sing it this time since that's all you people care about I’m going to start with A and I'm gonna end with Z Hey, is the tune ready??

*buzzing*

Alright

One, and a two

A’s for Aradia blasted to bits B is for Batterwitch finally hit C is for Cronus diseased in the brain D’s for Damara who couldn’t abstain E is for Eridan split with a saw F is for Feferi shot after draw G is for Gamzee halved by a jade H is for Horuss who’s matesprit was fake

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We all fall down

I is for Idarat hit by a train J is for Jeevik meme’d and then slain K is for Karkat impaled by a trident L’s for Latula who’s nose couldn’t scent M’s for Mituna exploded to save N’s for Nepeta with EQ to the grave O is for Orphaner told a bad joke P is for Porrim who’s game fucking broke

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[Various voices]

One by one we bite the dust Kick the bucket and begin to rust Give up the ghost when your number's up We all fall down Ashes to ashes, bones to paste You wither away in your resting place Eternity in a culling case We’ll all fall down

Q is for Questbed which few of us reach R is for Rufioh sick cheating leech S is for Sollux who’ll twice meet his doom T is for Tavros whos legs go kaboom U’s for Ursama who the drone attacked V is for Vriska stabbed in the back W is for Wanshi who lied in a trial X is for Xefros culled basic style Y is for Yiffy writhing in pain Z’s for Zahhak when Gamzee goes Insane

#broadway sollux #sollux captor #homestuck #broadwaystuck #broadway homestuck #twofoldAnnihilation #a gorey demise #happy halloween #2ong2 #2ollux.txt

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spidershops0 · 10 months

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glub glub glub welcum 2 my side-blog known as spidershops0, side blog to my main @spideypawz

Summary of this intro post:

I’m Malik! I go by he/him and I’m 15, I like homestuck, and some other things! Hope u enjoy my blog!

OK NOW FOR THE LONG VERISON:

My names Malik, but most just call me spidey! I love drawing, writing (occasionally), editing, and rambling about my favs. I go by he/him pronouns and I’m 15 yrs old, I’m also black 🇨🇲🇺🇸

I really really really like homestuck, I’m absolutely enthralled by it and I’d like to share stuff I make in relations to it. But I also like other things such as the Sonic franchise (I also really really really like sonic), Music, Spider-Man (obviously), TMNT, FNAF, South Park, Welcome Home, Art Commentary, Moral Orel, Cookie-Run, etc.

This is just the blog I use to ramble about things so it doesn't take up my main.

And also doodles, I don't draw a lot so I try to produce more doodles

ok lightning round: my fav homestuck things

Fav Beta Kids: rose and dave. the strilondes hold my heart I’m so sorry

Fav Alpha Kids: ALL OF THEM❤️❤️

Fav Beta Trolls: Terezi, Tavros, Vriska, Karkat, Nepeta, Sollux, Aradia, Eridan, and Feferi

Fav Dancestors: meenah, aranea, damara, kankri & meulin :3

Fav Ships: dirkjake, i reallt really really like dirkjake, davejake, dirkjohn, johndave, vrisrezi, janejasprose, janerose, arasol, cotton candy, arafef, rosemary, katnep, jaderose, dirkuu, calliroxy, johnkat, solkat, jaderoxy, and equisol

im like….the worlds biggest multishipper

Fav Friendships: Dirk & Jane (I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH), Dirk & Roxy, Jake & Roxy, Roxy & Jane, just….alll of the alpha kids….I love them a lot

BYF:

- i reblog things like…..a lot

- any homophobic jokes I may make are ironic, I don’t support actual homophobia.

- I only put TWs for serious subjects (i.e, SA, racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc.) and also flash warnings! If your trigger is uncommon then tumblrs great tagging system will be your best friend, otherwise I advise you to tread lightly

- i unironically like broadway homestuck and it wrecked my Spotify wrapped a little bit

- i do not have a dni or anything, just don’t be weird towards me. that’s all I ask. if i do not like you I will avoid you, simple as that!

that’s about it! if you actually read allat thanks! I greatly appreciate it.

You can find me at @spideypawz for actually finished artwork, and also under the #spideypawz tag. For my random thoughts you can find me under #spideythoughts!! for now feel free to stick around for the doodles and rambling. Bye!!!

(Oh yeah here r my other socials)

- @spideypawz_ on twt

- @spideypawz on insta

- @spideypawz on spacehey

And I think that’s about it? Okay bye for real

#homestuck #pinned intro #hs fandom #spideypawz #spideythoughts

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broadway-tavros · 7 months

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i THINK THINGS CAN TURN AROUND, iF I REALLY TRY,,,

tHIS WAS ORIGINALLY PERFORMED BY ANOTHER ME, bROADWAYTIER tAVROS, SOME SWEEPS AGO,,, }:)

#broadwaystuck #broadway tavros #homestuck #tavros homestuck #tavros nitram

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broadway-stuck · 1 year

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THE BROADWAYSTUCKS

- Broadway John (SONGS)

- Broadway Jade (SONGS)

- Broadway Dave (SONGS)

- Broadway Rose (SONGS)

- Broadway Jane (SONGS)

- Broadway Jake (SONGS)

- Broadway Roxy (SONGS)

- Broadway Dirk (SONGS)

- Broadway Aradia (SONGS)

- Broadway Tavros (SONGS)

- Broadway Sollux (SONGS)

- Broadway Karkat (SONGS)

- Broadway Nepeta (SONGS)

- Broadway Kanaya (SONGS)

- Broadway Terezi (SONGS)

- Broadway Vriska (SONGS)

- Broadway Equius (SONGS)

- Broadway Gamzee (SONGS)

- Broadway Eridan (SONGS)

- Broadway Feferi (SONGS)

- Broadway Doc Scratch (SONGS)

- Broadway Calliope (SONGS)

- Broadway Caliborn (SONGS)

CAST

John - eggsBenedict

Jade - gigglingGummybear

Dave - thaknsGiging

Rose - twilightTransposition

Jane - ghostlyGrimalkin

Jake - galavantingTreachery

Roxy - trickyGremlin

Dirk - transientThinker

Aradia - anticipatedAffliction

Tavros -

Sollux - twofoldAnnihalition

Karkat - crystallineGraves

Nepeta - angelicCompatriot

Kanaya - glamourAficionado

Terezi - gnathonicCabaret

Vriska - alacritousGrifter

Gamzee -

Equius - caballineToxophallic

Eridan - cantankerousAxolotl

Feferi - crepuscularCutie

Calliope - upbeatUlulation

Caliborn - unscrupulousUniverse

Doc Scratch - Doc Scratch

CREW

candyGroove - Archivist and Lyricist

auricTruism - Mixer and lyricist

tenaciousTachygraph - Lyricist

celestialAnalysist - Lyricist

greyscaleAngel - Lyricist

gallantArrogance - Lyricist

archaicAurelius - Artist

ghostlyGrimalkin - Artist

{ OFFICIAL DOWNLOADS }

#broadwaystuck #homestuck #pinned post

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broadway-gamzee · 5 months

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iVe BeEn A fOoL (bAkA mItAi PaRoDy)

SaYiNg Im SoRrY dOeSnT sEeM lIkE eNoUgH

i WaS sHiTtY fOr YoU @broadway-karkat

(Lyrics by me with assistance from greyscaleAngel, cover art by upbeatUlulation)

I’ve been such a fool Just like a wiggler I was making choices that I shouldn’t have You got hurt, looking into my orbs Try to fill, that quadrant I couldn’t hold

“I love you” are words I truly never knew I was always bad with what I need to say Tell me why, tell me how I ran away Couldn’t tell you “Goodbye, bro”

What have I done? There’s no use getting over you You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.

Oh man what a fool, and not in a mirthful way Lost the one who had faith in my crummy self Play the part, a painted juggalo No more feeling love, and no more feeling pale

Wandering alone inside these haunted vents Torturing Terezi just to be close to you Tell me why, tell me why I still try It's crystal clear that you've moved on

It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back Never again, will I care for another, friend First I lost Tavros, then I pushed you back, I’m such a fool

What have I done? There’s no use getting over you You’re still my bro, that I love, yet I hurt you so No matter how much Faygo I can knock back each day I just think of you, and just think of how, I’ve been a fool.

It isn’t fair, isn’t fair, motherfucking fair I am still pale, for you bro, and I want you back Never again, will I care for another,friend Don’t think I deserve, any happiness, I’m such a fool

#broadway gamzee #gamzee makara #broadway homestuck #gamzee homestuck #broadwaystuck #theatricallycuddly #homestuck #baka mitai #yakuza parody

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crappy-homestuck-confessions · 2 years

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Headcanon Anon here with what happened to the kids after the Golden Age of Hollywood ended (They're all big name actors).

John-Taught acting school and inspired many famous comedians.

Rose-Wrote about her experiences; is in a feud with Jane Fonda that lasts to this day.

Dave-Works in movie score and mentored a young Mark Mothersbaugh

Jade-Created Wi-Fi.

Terezi-Retired and lives in Tibet.

Kanaya-Withdrew due to life-long anxiety over being on-screen; barely takes any interviews and lives with Rose.

Tavros-Member of the ACLU and fights for disabled actors to have more rights in the industry.

Karkat-Blacklisted after protesting the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki; currently on the FBI's watch list.

Sollux-Rumored to be a member of The Residents.

Feferi-Tutors young actresses; somehow broke into the California prison where Harvey Weinstein is held and strangled him to death.

Eridan-Still does bit parts on TV as a self-parody; is more acclaimed for his work on Broadway.

Nepeta-Runs a library in Carmel-by-the-Sea.

Equius-Oversees construction work; is a red belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Meenah-Disappeared; suspected to be leading a pirate crew in Senegalese coast

Vriska-Currently on trial for the poisoning and murder of a bingo "friend" who she accused of stealing from the potluck

Jane-Writes cookbooks and hangs out with Snoop Dogg

Jake-Still teaches acting classes; lives with Dirk

Roxy-Is in ASPCA and still hosts TCM from time to time.

Dirk-Writes sci-fi

Aradia-Disappeared

Gamzee-Lives on a beach and still takes interviews

Damara-Has an active Twitter account where she cusses out politicians.

Rufioh-Writes screenplays.

#homestuck confession #mod cola #hc anon your mind

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hello everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck.

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#ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS DID THIS #asks #the bestie anon #you still get the ask tag though #you get homestuck for this anon

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