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broadway-dave · 4 months
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dave you always sound amazing! Could you ever do your own cover of Hey There Harley?
just for you kind anon
this banger is brought to you by vocals r us
lyrics under the cut
Hey there Harley, what’s it like down there on LOFAF?
I'm not really good at writing shit this song is gonna suck ass
Hope you know
Down on your planet full of snow
Harley don't go
Hey there Harley, don't you worry about the distance
Ill be here when you fuck up,
I’ll turn the time back 'til you get it
We’ll be fine
I know it all will be alright,
I’m right by your side
Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]
What you do to me
Hey there harley
Know the ship is pretty lonesome,
But I’ll sing you songs to keep you company
Until you make it through yard,
And then you’ll be back in my arms,
It’s not so hard,
Hey there harley,
This might be another rant,
But I’d give anything to be with you
On that little raft,
Envy’s a whore,
Nothing in this world that I want more,
Down in my core,
Oh, It’s What You Do To Me™ x4
The end of this seems pretty far,
But survival won’t be hard,
I’ve got you, nothing’s hurting you again,
 I know you’re scared and so am I,
 I’m terrified and I won’t lie,
I’d give my life for you though, either way,
Oh Harley, I can promise you,
That by the time the game is through,
Your world will never ever be the same,
I’ll take the blame,
Hey there Harley, 
Now the Epilogues are over,
We’ve got can town to build up,
And things are busy but I can’t help but need you,
I Wonder if you feel it too,
I’ll shout it loud if you want to,
Hey there harley, here’s to you;
This one’s for you
Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]
What you do to me
Oh-oh
Oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah Woah What you do to me, Harley.
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broadway-john · 4 months
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after all is sled and done, there's snow body like you dave! @broadway-dave
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broadway-stuck · 4 months
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it's that time of year! here's to another great one, and you know what they say, there's no show business like snow business! thank you all for your support! we hope you continue to support us into the new year! lyrics by: greyscaleAngel cover art by: @smallsmartkitty
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broadwayaradia · 7 months
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this request happened to come in while dave and i were chatting in the bubbles, so i presented him with the idea of a duet
thanks dave for performing with me!
lyrics by me and candyGroove
cover art by caballineToxophallic
aradia | dave | chorus
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon
'Scuse me, sorry to barge in
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
Y'know, "being dead" thing
You're doomed, enjoy the singing
The sword of – no, THE CLOCK IS TICKING 
And if I see that you’re not listening
I'll be pretty sad :/
The whole "being dead" thing!
Death can get a human stressed
"We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em"
I can show you what comes next
So don't be freaked
Stay in your seats
We do this bullshit, like, eight times a week
So just relax, you'll be fine
You’ve got forever, take your time
And take a breath
(We can help you celebrate death)
You're
You're gonna be fine
On the other side
Dead! You're already dead!
We're all gonna die!
I'll, I'll be your guide
On the other side
(Though in full disclosure
This is still about death)
Everybody gets on fine here
Even Sollux, Fef, and Eridan here
Every bathroom’s got no gender, just
Pee where you want, the whole "being dead" thing
You're just gonna love the folks here
Yeah, I know you're gloomy, but it’s quite roomy here
And everyone we welcome can have so much fun here
The whole (*giggle*) the whole "being" dead thing!
Nobody is bullet-proof
"Died so young, just a teen!"
Circumstances unforeseen
Time to face the brutal truth
'Cause we're all on a hit list
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that’s just statistics
So take a little break here
You might not be awake here
Maybe not too safe here
But the giant snakes have SEX HERE?!
(We can help you celebrate death!)
You're, you're gonna be fine
Thank you!
On the other side
How you doin'?
Oh, not good!
We’ll, we’ll be your guides
On the other side
Seriously, though, we are still talking ‘bout
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
There's nothing even god-tier life players can do
'Cept sometimes revive you
If you die while listening to this sick track
It's still gonna keep playing
(There's no destiny or fate
Just a real exciting wait
Filled with people you might hate
And on a certain date, this game’s gonna kill you!)
That's the thing with life
No one makes it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
Blah, blah, "Bible Jesus" magic
When you're dead, who gives a shit?
No more chances, quit your praying
This is where you’ll stay, you dickhead
From the cradle to cremation (Nothing saves you)
Death just needs a little conversation
We have mastered the art (Nothing saves you)
Of tearing convention apart (Nothing saves you)
So, how about we all make a start (Nothing saves you)
On the whole "being dead" thing
God, I hope you're ready to come celebrate death!
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broadway-nepeta · 1 year
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Davepetasprite: Make an unironically cool comeback
B33< Claw Claw Meowtherfuckers, we back
@broadway-dave
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The Many Faces of David Jacobs
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alumiiinium · 2 months
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Todays to-do list:
Get the job done
Start a new nation
Meet my son
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coyote-daniels · 1 year
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A look through the Great Comet zine I made!! ☄️✨🍷
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bestmusicalworldcup · 9 months
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This is the deciding match that will determine the Champion of the League of Musicals. Choose wisely.
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lilysummrss · 2 months
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sometimes it hurts when i remember all the guys from hamilton were actually racist white men and not hot actors
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inkwell-illustrations · 6 months
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finally
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broadway-dave · 9 months
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crazy to say out loud but at some point jade was struggling to sleep when she was on the ship
this was like the one thing that put her straight to sleep
probably because of the brainfuckery it caused hearing my voice twice over
(i enlisted the help of my other dave homies for that one)
lyrics under the cut
Ground Control to Major Dog Ground Control to Major Dog Take your fingerbands, and put your glasses on (Ten) Ground Control (Nine) To Major Dog (Eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five) Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may Bec's love (Lift-off) Be with you This is Ground Control to Major Dog You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Dog to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blown And our homes are all gone Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my knight I'll miss him very much I know Ground Control to Major Dog Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you he— Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far beyond the moons, Planet Earth just blew And there's nothing I can do
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unredact3d · 5 months
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Humanity is evolving, theyre aware now😦
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broadway-stuck · 1 year
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HAPPY 413!!! Our lovely cast and crew came together to celebrate with a huge collaboration. This song holds a special place in all of our hearts, and we're so excited to share this project with everyone. We love you guys!!
ORIGINAL
OG lyrics by @aki-ran, OG mixing by @fadeintocase
Lyrics, as always, under the cut!
LYRICS - How Far We've Come [413 MIX]
[KARKAT] Greetings, worthless humans!
[JOHN] Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.
[ROSE] Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.
[JOHN] Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.
[DAVE] It's just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.
[ROSE] Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we'll get out alive.
[DAVE] Strifing battles, here's your bottle, now I've gotta wait out this egg in time.
[JADE] I can see our game will really need a spark, The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,
[BETAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[VRISKA] Well I believe, with help, you'll be a great kid.
[KANAYA] If not, don't go if the Furthest Ring bids.
[TEREZI] Let's see the stocks to trade!
[KARKAT] Let's guess the passwords made! I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don't really know.
[SOLLUX] But everything is now okay, wow, where'd my sight go?
[ERIDAN] There's no hope left and we've gotta join Jack Noir.
[FEFERI] I won't tolerate and I can't excuse you!
[KANAYA] Took a chainsaw to flesh; I'm really out for blood.
[GAMZEE] Motherfucking world is rotting and I'll strike it with clubs.
[TEREZI] Say a goodbye because I'm on my way to find and kill you!
[TAVROS] I believe I need to show them who is boss!
[ARADIA] Let's go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.
[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[EQUIUS] Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.
[NEPETA] I won't! I can't! I will never just pretend!
[TROLLS] Some lives were cruelly lost, But reunite our cause.
[DIRK] And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.
[ROXY] It was another game to play for us to hack it again.
[JAKE] And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.
[JANE] Now it's overly sweet, and time will never just tell.
[DIRK] Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.
[ROXY] Hold us hostage 'cause you never wanted us to all win
[JAKE] But we fight back, you'll never keep us down
[JANE] And when we pull all it through, we'll be keeping that crown.
[JANE+JAKE] We will see this all to the very bloody end
[DIRK+ROXY] We'll stay alive and we'll fight for all our friends
[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[JANE+ROXY] We'll win this game, you'll see, determination is the key
[JAKE+DIRK] Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams
[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!
[BETA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go
[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go
[ALPHA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go
[ALL] Let's see how far we've come
...
[JOHN]
You have a feeling it's going to be a long day...
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killyourdeadpoet · 8 months
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I unironically listen to this song and each time it makes me hate myself a little bit more
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fnife · 3 months
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He wants to run his hands through his hipster hair sooo bad, he h8s it
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