If you see a Goblin, a European folklore creature that has existed since the middle ages at least (because that type of creature has existed in folklore for longer even if under another name), and see Jewish people, YOU ARE THE ANTISEMITIC ONE. YOU are the problem. YOU!
As usual, I don't give a shit if you hate JK Rowling, for reasons that are yours and might or might not be valid in your eyes; but I'm sick of people using increasingly ridiculous reasons such as this one to justify their hate when all it's ending up doing is trivialising a legitimate issue that send people to death camps by the milions on my continent not even a century ago - and still kills people to this very day. You need to stop this. It's incredibly offensive (and for once, this word is warranted).
And as usual, I can't help but notice that out of the thousands of fantasy writers that have used Goblins in their works since before most of you people where ever even just sperms in your fathers' testicles, the one writer you chose to go after for this is the female one. How incredibly convenient. She who simply used a common European folklore creature (in the same way she used werewolves, unicorns or centaurs) to anchor a hidden world she imagined existing parallel to ours without any ill-thoughts - and if you believe she had them you either need help or you are a bad faith actor, either way, touch grass.
Where is your outrage at Tolkien you bunch of hypocritical asshats? Nowhere to be seen despite the fact that there would be far more matter to call out prejudice in his work than you will ever find in Harry Potter, a bunch of children novels you all can't move on from.
(Tangentially, if you were trying to write actual academic essays about how Goblins might have been used as an imagery to further anti-Semitic tropes at various points, that would be one thing, and that could be interesting, but you're not. You're just trying to use it to harden your hate boner, you are not being genuine at all, and anybody with a brain can see it from a mile away. Otherwise you would NOT be broaching the subject with that little of a care and you fucking know it.)
PS: The Goblins weren't slaves and have never been implied to be in HP, you are conflating them with the House Elves.
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STOP THIS YOU SENT AT LEAST THREE ALREADY GO AWAYYY! ! !
[Intro]
Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
[Verse 1]
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(Four, three, two, Fuck you)
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[Interlude]
Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-
[Verse 2]
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
And the majority of pairings had better include me
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
[Bridge]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
[Chorus]
Terezi says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
[Extended Chorus]
So delicious (eridan, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
[Outro]
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second
[Outro Interlude]
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit!
That’s why you get a copy pasted version instead of hand written by the one and only
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