#bro wtf | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

proxentauri · 6 months

Text

i had to make a meme to cope with this. bro theres no way

#minecraft #minecraft meme #heart of the sea #conduit minecraft #im doubting my entire existence rn #bro wtf

221 notes · View notes

viqxi3e · 8 months

Text

guess who went crazy

RBS AND DEFFO FOLLOWS ULTIMATELY APPRICIATED !!!!

#egg A1 did not deserve all that #bro wtf #this insane #art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #digital art #qsmp #quackity #elquackity #qsmp quackity #quackity smp #qsmp art #egg a1 #qsmp lore #qsmp federation #qsmp eggs #qsmpblr

302 notes · View notes

ddollfface · 1 month

Note

Can I please request a Yandere Hanayama Kaoru head canon?

𝐀 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦

𝙆𝙖𝙤𝙧𝙪 𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙔𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣

Warnings; reader is afab/described a girl, yandere behaviors, stalking, I talk a lot, lots of ramblings, probably doesn't make any sense, bad writing, more stalking, Tumblr is trying to silence me, ngl Hanayama is growing on me... If I missed anything, then please let me know ♡ Bro, I'm so sorry that this is super rushed, seeing as I hit the word limit??? I'm super confused because I barely wrote anything, but whatever. A lot of my headcanons are based around @yandere-writer-momo. Also, sorry for being offline for so long lol, kinda forgot I had Tumblr ngl :/

Okay, to start this off, I think that realistically, it'd be very, very, very hard to get Hanayama's attention. He's shown to be stoic and stone-faced, only showing respect and warmth toward specific people (Baki and Shiba included). And I think it's important to mention that the people he does respect is due to their fighting spirit and/or strength, that or they were there during his childhood (like Kizaki and his mama).

And that's just for him to show basic affection toward them, not even accounting for being loving. For you to catch his attention, I think that you'd have to be either a really strong fighter (meaning having impressive skills of some sort) or have a strong will, either one will work. (Though, a lot of the time, both go hand-in-hand).

When I say a strong will, I don't mean you get up after being punched over and over, instead, it can just be standing up for others. Similar to Katsumi, I can see Hanayama being attracted to a person who's selfless, in the sense that they're brave. Someone who's willing to push through their fear and do it, whatever it is. Now, that catches his attention.

There's a never-ending list of cowards who'll run with their tails between their legs at the sight of discomfort, willing to abandon everything just for their own gain, and Hanayama encounters these men all the time. Let's just say that it gets boring, annoying even. So when you see someone who's spitfire, ready to jump into danger for themselves or others. Now, that's impressive.

Whether or not they can actually carry through doesn't matter too much, it's the fact that they got back up, not letting their dignity lay to rest. Personally, I find that Hanayama would be far more interested in someone who's genuinely acting selfless in this way, acting from the heart.

Going more into his childhood, I think this type is rooted in Hanayma's relationship with his mother. Though I haven't read the manga, from the wiki, I've gained that he was close to his mother, loving her very much. We don't know much about her. Hell, we don't even know her name, but we do know that she was kind.

That's the only information we're given, but even from that, I can make an analysis. From this, I know that Hanayama was likely a Mama's boy, though still being trained to be a Yakuta. I don't mean Mama's boy in the traditional sense, I mean it in the way that she was his peace, his way out of the Yukuta world, his destiny. Being raised in a gangster lifestyle isn't easy, nor is it soft, so just imagine the damage that type of environment can put on a child's brain?

Horrible, huh? So I like to think that Hanayama's mama, before she passed, was far softer to him, giving him some sense of security. this is possibly why he felt such sorrow after she passed, discarding the natural pain we feel when our mama dies (seeing as there's a primal connection we have with our mama, but that doesn't matter too much at the moment).

Hanayama is a very monotone kind of guy, who, I imagine, doesn't like people with some type of alternate motive. Like, y'know how politicians or businessmen talk? Like they're hiding something from you? Yeah, Hanayama loathes those kinds of people, especially if they're trying to pursue him. I belive that he wants someone who'll keep his life steady; be his calm, if you will.

He wants someone who will be upfront, express themselves clearly, and won't keep what they're thinking from you. To him, this is a breath of fresh air. Hanayama is constantly surrounded by lackeys trying to kiss up to him, speaking with a hidden motive (which isn't really hidden in retrospect). If they're not trying to appease them, then they're quacking in their boots, ready to piss themselves.

But you're not like that, no, not at all. You're different. Hanayama can tell, you aren't some coward, instead, you're someone to respect. He can imagine you sitting next to him, all pretty as a Yakuza's wife. Yeah, he likes the sound of that. Well, the only problem is that you don't know who he is, not yet at least.

I imagine that you wouldn't know who Hanayama is, at first, seeing as he never spoke to you. He likely witnessed you acting selfless in some type of way, expressing your kindness by helping a grandma get across the street, something like that.

You didn't notice him, but he sure noticed you. At first, it wasn't anything too special. Hanayama just found you interesting, wanting to see what you'd do next, so he had one or two of his men keep a tab on you--nothing serious. It continues like that for quite a while, and Hanayama learns more and more about you. He knows that you like to sing when you cook, tapping your feet to the beat, and swaying side-to-side. It's cute, he thinks. And Hanayama feels closer to you, as if you know each other, like you're friends.

But then one of his men reports that you're not at home, not following your usual schedule. Instead, you were at some dingy cafe, drinking crappy coffee with another man, some slumbag who looked like he hadn't showered in a hot second. For some reason, which Hanayama doesn't know, he gets ticked off.

Someone as sweet, kind, and damn pretty as you shouldn't associate with someone like him, someone so gross.

He doesn't do anything, no, no yet. It'd be too brash, and too stupid. And Hanayama isn't stupid. No, Hanayama can keep himself composed, now knowing that he needs to get your attention. Afterall, he can't have you running around with other men, not when he's right here! Well... you don't know that, yet.

Few weeks pass, and you've completely forgotten the trashy date you had gone on, but Hanayama hasn't. You begin to notice new outfits appearing in your closet, clothing you certainly didn't have previously. They're far too expensive, too revealing for you to own.

You'll be confused, especially when these dresses, heels, and coats are no longer just appearing, but instead, being presented. Now, instead of being hung up or nicely folded in your closet, they're being laid out on your bed, accompanied by a pretty, black leather box with silk insides. A little note is stuck on top of the shimmering dress, causing you to gulp, looking around as a shiver racks through your body.

Who the hell is buying you a dress? (though, it looks far more like lingerie, seeing as you'd never be able to wear it out in public). You don't know, but you can't help but feel the heat rise to your cheeks as you lift the velvet cloth, feeling the lace slip through your fingers. Once you tried it on, listen, you couldn't help but feel curious, you gawked at how it fit you like a glove, hugging your curves, and accentuating your hips and bust.

It's fucking creepy, that's all you can think, but it gets worse, way worse. Throughout the weeks, you notice more and more gifts show up at your doorstep. The dresses get severely revealing, much to your discomfort. So do the notes. They get too detailed and too accurate to your day-to-day. By now, it's clear that you have a stalker, a rich one at that.

I'd have to say that this is the worst part of being with Hanayama: the courting. It's hella weird! You'll never feel alone, always having someone watching you, mostly Hanayama. He doesn't have his lackeys watching you anymore, seeing as he's far too jealous for that. He doesn't want someone as low at them to see you in such an innocent, vulnerable state. No, that's only for him to see.

Don't be surprised when he shows up at your door, your last hookup's head in hand and a bundle of roses in the other. After all, it's time for you to come home, no?

118 notes · View notes

youglybitch · 1 year

Text

Why are they pale??? Neteyam is mixed with a bit of white from Jake and mostly indigenous/african From Neytiri and Aonung is Maori.

And people said that they are blue so it doesn’t matter, even though they have clear references to actual cultures

AND THEY REMOVED NETEYAM’S BRAIDS

#neteyam x aonung #aonunete #aonung x neteyam #aonung #avatar #why are they white?#bro wtf

538 notes · View notes

blmpff · 4 months

Text

23.12.23

#bro wtf #😂😂😂#no explanation no nothing #pavel phoom #thai actors #pit babe the series #cast #bl memes #blmpff

73 notes · View notes

thatstolenpayal · 1 month

Text

water worsens spice. we know that.

yet after it burns our mouth down we always run to water.

this again led my philosophical ass to waste an hour thinking, but still couldn't spill it on paper.

reblog if you can write my mind.

#desiblr #desi aesthetic #random rants #desi shit posting #desi stuff #desi tumblr #oh wow #words #rant post #poetry #realisation #okay to reblog #okay bye #bro wtf #desi people #spilled thoughts #random thoughts #my ramblings

46 notes · View notes

athenahennah · 4 months

Text

How the fuck am I still having “OH GOD IM LATE FOR SCHOOL” dreams. I am 21. I have not been in school for like 4 years

#bro wtf #why #i fucking hate this #like I wake up in a panic and then I’m like #oh yeah I don’t do that #anyways

85 notes · View notes

meganechan05 · 3 months

Text

...Toei Costume Department, we need to have a fucking talk if you're going to be giving Himeno a freaking BOW AND BROOCH A LA SAILOR MOON STYLE-

I EXPECT A FUCKING GIANT MOFFUN AT MY HOUSE BY THE END OF FEBRUARY!

#bro wtf #EVEN THE GEMS ARE THE COLORS-#I LOVE THE OUTFIT BUT THAT IS A FCKING SAILOR MOON IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE?!?!#I DONT KNOW IF I WANNA FIGHT OR HUG THE COSTUME DEPARTMENT?!?!#WHAT THE [MOFU]???#OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #himeno ran #hymeno ran #kingoh doodles #grosso

39 notes · View notes

a-meh · 12 days

Text

#lol #funny meme #art meme #lmao #funny #meme #humor #memes #well shit #bro wtf

32 notes · View notes

spamgyu · 2 months

Text

should we all kill ourselves, be honest.

#bro wtf #i .....#i am once again saying i love my team i love my crew #PUT ME IN COACH!!!#spamthots

39 notes · View notes

dracanianwyvern · 1 year

Text

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

IS THIS SOME FUCKING MISSINGNO FURCORN OR SMTH?!

#my singing monsters #bro wtf #WHY DID THIS HAVE TO EXIST

124 notes · View notes

cyber-corp · 10 months

Text

There is no god.

#BRO WTF #SHE WAS THE BEST ONE #AND SHE FUCKIN GOT STRUCK DOWN #THEY TOLD ME ABOUT STAIRS BRO #homestuck #jade harley #gecko boy

65 notes · View notes

femurthief-fen · 10 months

Text

I work as an archival intern right now and my days are split in half, one half being giant cartographical records that span like 7 tables, and the other being listening to an entire collection of interviews of strange events that a man recorded and donated to us.

My afternoons have become The Magnus Archives

#the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma entities #tma #bro wtf #how did this happen to me #the archivist

63 notes · View notes

okhumbug0 · 3 days

Text