"Seems unnatural, wrong even, for 60-year-olds to dress up as prostitutes and priests on a Sunday afternoon."
"Oh, I like your outfit, too -- except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mum buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice... more than nice.