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swanpyart · 1 year

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Ron and Brett’s first greeting fucking kills me

Let me break it down, because it all happens so quickly, and I want to illustrate how awkward it was.

First, it starts off okay, but while Ron was going in for a handshake (because he doesnt know Brett all that well), Brett is going in for a HUG (probably because he’s so excited to meet Ron). Common mistake, we’ve all been there.

Brett “He liked how firm my handshake was” Hand tries to accommodate by changing to a handshake, but Ron’s socially awkward ass switches his hand for no reason so they’re both using the wrong hand for it.

They both decide to forget the handshake for a hug, if only to end this shit quicker, but…

Brett accidentally rips off Ron’s name tag and the sticky side gets caught on his face.

Brett seems apologetic and Ron laughs it off, and it seems like it’s not that bad…

Until Brett accidentally smacks Ron in the face…

And then Ron goes all “survival mode” and automatically smacks Brett back. Was he offended? Did Brett smack him so hard that he instinctively thought they were gonna brawl? Is Ron’s first response to potential violence, accidental or not, to automatically throw hands? Who knows.

And poor Reagan is standing there, forced to witness this travesty.

#they’re idiots I love them your honor #inside job netflix #inside job #ron steadtler #ron staedtler #ron statler #brett/reagan/ron #brett hand inside job #brett hand #breagon #breagan

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amanda-519 · 1 year

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I SHOULD be doing school work, but I just had the sudden urge to write a soul mate au for Brett/Ron/Reagen.

I'm not too sure on what soul mate au the fic should focus on. Like, maybe the au of your soulmates name being written on your body? That could be interesting, as I would imagine that Ron would erase the names from the Reagen's body along with her memory, leading her to believe that she just doesn't have a soulmate so she would focus on science.

Ron could also deal with the whole thing of having a guy's name on him while being raised VERY catholic.

Idk know though, like I would imagine that Brett would probably keep the names on himself and would be really eager to find his soul mates?

I also really like the idea of the whole red string au. And it could be really interesting to write a short fic where Ron is in the illuminati, Reagen is at Coginto, and Brett is just some normal politician. Like maybe he works for his brother or something. And the three of them meet one day and they have to deal with the fact that Brett doesn't know that the other two is in the shadow government. Like I can imagine that this fic would probably focus on Ron's and Reagen's rivalry quite a bit.

Like maybe the fic starts off with the three of them meeting all at once, and Ron and Reagen realize who the other is. And Ron doesn't want to get involved with someone like Brett because he believes that he will hurt Brett, and Brett is such a nice and sweet guy that he can't bare to hurt him. And Reagen doesn't really believe in romance and doesn't believe that she could ever fall in love with someone whose as big of a prick as Ron, or someone so sweet and simple as Brett.

But, when Reagen and Ron are alone and realize that they CAN'T let Brett know about the shadow government. And Ron says something like, "Oh I'm glad that you agree that it's a bad idea to date Brett. I mean, look at you," *gestures to Reagen's whole body* "he shouldn't have to be dragged into whatever the hell you got going on." And Reagen is like, What The Fuck Does That Mean.

So the two are now in a rivalry with each other to prove to the other that they can treat Brett just fine, along with the fact that they don't trust the other with Brett. I mean, they're only bound to fuck up and get Brett's mind erased or sent to shadow prison! They can't let that happen to their soulmate!

So Brett, who was kinda lead to believe that both of his soulmates want nothing to do with him, now has too very eager soulmates who want to take him on a date, but separately and not with their third soulmate.

And the relationship turns from simply turning to on up someone from their rival company, to actually falling for Brett and realizing what a great and sweet guy he is, which turns to them wanting to protect him even MORE. Along with both of them trying desperately to hide what they do for a living from Brett. With them eventually making a trace as they need to come together to protect Brett from some conspiracy. And the eventual fall out of Brett finally learning what the two do for work.

So yeah uh, that's my idea for a soul mate au lol.

I'm just not sure whether I want the au to be a red string au, or possibly an count down au? Where they know when they're going to meet their soulmates in person?

I also have some other ideas for soul mates aus. Such as a au where whatever someone writes on their body, gets transfered into their soulmates body as well.

With the classic trope of the three of them not realizing that the other three are their soulmates. Possibly a rival au too, one on which Reagen kept her dislike of Brett and Ron.

Or a color au! Where people can only see in greys until they see their soulmate, and them the world turns colorful. I don't really have a plot for that one, I just always really liked that au lol.

Anyway, I would love to talk about soulmate aus for these three!!! I absolutely adore soulmate aus, and I think it'll be really interesting with these three!!

#inside job #inside job ron #brett/reagan/ron

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cqraa · 1 year

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#inside job #reagan ridley #brett hand #ron statler #cqraa.art #shitpost

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swimmingcreatortyrant · 1 year

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Who asked for Tamiko/Robotus?

+ low quality memes under the cut again

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chainuuser · 1 year

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something about triangles

#inside job #brett hand #reagan ridley #ron staedtler #let’s pretend like I’ve been posting these last few months #being a stem major is. well it certainly is #the things I do to work in the shadow government #sigh.#anyway I’ve had a lot of thoughts about these three lately #I study gayology in school and I can tell you that these three? fruits #tell me about your inside job hcs in my inbox and maybe I’ll draw them <3 #canadasart

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simplyender · 1 year

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Inside Job + Dogs

#inside job #inside job netflix #dogs #brett hand #reagan ridley #ron staedtler #gigi thompson #glenn dolphman #andre lee #myc cellium #air bud #i guess....?#my gifs #my edits #gifset #gifs

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praxieserver · 1 year

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this was supposed to be done earlier but anyways

s2 ep8 wasn't real and ron is in a polycule with reagan and brett bless

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insidereagan · 2 years

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I CANT BREATBE

#inside job #reagan ridley #brett hand #gigi thompson #andre lee #magic myc #glenn dolphman #inside job reagan #inside job brett #jr scheimpough #rand ridley #ron stadler #ron statler

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drawntolivesickness · 1 year

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I feel like we need to talk about Brett's impression of Ron

#inside job #inside job brett #inside job ron #brett hand #ron staedtler #so reagan told everyone about his dick #not just gigi #or is brett apart of girl talk

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shutupcrime · 1 year

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The genre is platonic soulmates your honour

#inside job #Reagan Ridley #inside job brett #brett hand #andre #myc #gigi #glenn dolphman #rand ridley #reagan #regan ridley #regan x Ron #platonic soulmates #friendship #the shadow government #the robes #illuminate #the gang

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egg-bread-cryptid · 1 year

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Im actually glad Reagan had a positive experience with love. I liked Ron, and I’m both sad and happy it didn’t work out because sometimes that’s truly how it is, you meet someone great but your goals are too different. But it was fun while it lasted.

#inside job #Reagan Ridley #me have a crush on Ron and Brett #more likely than you think #imma dress like Reagan next con #also #netflix better not cancel it or I’ll stomp on them

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swanpyart · 1 year

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