"Hana's Sizzling Shifting Chronicles: Unveiling the Hottest Tea in Town! โ๐ #ShiftingSecrets #XOXOHana"
Hey, hey, hey, gossip shifters! Get ready to dive into Hana's Hot Shifting Teas, where the tea is piping hot, and the shifting secrets are spicier than Taylor Swift and Kanye West's one-sided beef. Grab your virtual popcorn, because I'm serving up the hottest tips, a firsthand look at the shifting journey through my glam lens, and, of course, an unfiltered rant about the wild world of the shifting community. Stay tuned, luvlies โ the tea is about to spill, and I'm here to spill it all! ๐โจ #ShiftingScoop #ShiftTimeWithHana
โขโโงโท Kick back, sweet treats, and grab your go-to drinks and snacks because I'm about to unveil a smorgasbord of the latest and greatest goodies I've dished out just for you. Get ready to be dazzled by all the current offerings โ it's a feast for the senses, luvlies! ๐น
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โโฅ ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธโจ "Breaking the Reality Code: Legit Tips to Shift Into Your Desired Reality โ Hana Spills the Tea! #ShiftingSecrets" โจ๐
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โโ โฅ "Multiversal Beats: Hana's Hot Picks for Your Reality-Shifting Odyssey! ๐ซ๐ฑ #ShiftingAppsUnleashed"
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โโฅ ๐โจ "Shifting Siren Hana's Dreamy Disruption: The Astral Angst!" ๐ป๐ซ โจ๐
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-more coming soon <3
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โขโโงโท Thirsty for more teas from yours truly? Well, my luvlies, my writings are like a magnet for all you tea-thirsty freaksies. But hey, a girl needs her me-time too. No worries, I'll keep the shifting tea coming, just for you. Because let's be real, you know you love me. โ๐
Xoxo, Hana.
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im bored as hell rn and i wanna make a tag game yk that tiktok trend โcomparing our tastesโ? letโs judge each others taste and tag ppl lolll
fav luxury brand?
vivienne westwood, ysl & cartier
fav makeup brand
base: chanel
lip: rom&nd
eye: clio
fav series
lucifer (tom ellis), good omens, queens gambit, the devil judge
comfort series
mr queen & search www (kdramas)
fav movies
black swan, oceans 8, 10 things i hate abt you, red notice
comfort movie
live action cinderella, princess diaries, princess protection program, camp rock tbfhโ ๏ธ
fav animated movies
ratatouille, wall-e, tangled, princess charm school, barbie & 12 dancing princess, barbie and 3 musketeers
comfort animation
mr bean, pink panther, all the nostalgic barbie movies tbh
type in men (optional)
provider mindset, men in suits (crytonite), nerds, psychopaths, ARM VEINS, smart men (especially those who are geniuses borderline insane)
type in women
caring, mother type (wanda) or assertive sexy mfs (natasha) tbh i just like confidence in women im not fo d of weak minded ppl in general
fav perfumes
ysl libre intense & tom ford fucking fabulous
fav artists
lana del rey, poshlaya molly, lady gaga, arctic monkeys, crystal castles, marina, the weeknd & childish gambino
fav books
mindfuck series, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, gone girl, the picture of dorian grey
comfort food
korean fried chicken, pasta & indomie
fav drinks
olatte, larutan cap kaki tiga (itโs a health drink but tastes fucking amazing), red bull & green thai tea
fav desserts
macaroons, croissants & red velvet cupcakes
fav colors
burgundy, navy, emerald, black, pink, silver & white
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"Hana's Grand Unveiling: Who is Hana? ๐โจ #HanasReveal #HanaHasThe411"
January 10th, 2024.
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โขโโงโท Well, well, well, Upper East Shifters! The prodigal blogger has returned! Cue the applause, the confetti, and, of course, the eye rolls. Yes, my fellow shifters and followers, it's moiโHana. I've been MIA for what feels like a century, and in the midst of my Instagram-worthy life drama, I've managed to gain a few followers. Not that they care, but hey, who needs a lame and basic introduction when you're living the chaotic dream?
Round of applause for my stellar disappearing act! Bravo, Hana. But enough about that. Let's dive into the grand reintroduction because, let's face it, you've been deprived. What can I say? Life's been a rollercoaster, with more twists and turns than a binge-(un)worthy season finale of Riverdale. But fear not, for the gossip and glam are back, and I'm about to spill the tea on yours truly. Ready or not, here comes the multidimensional Hana comeback!
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โง About me, Xoxo.
โโงโท Greetings, cyber citizens! I'm your digital deity, Hana Beeyuh, reigning over the online realm. Real identity? Baby, that's a closely guarded secret. She/they pronouns are my melody, and proudly transcribing my existence as a fabulous transgender woman. Virgo vibes and INFP musings โ at the ripe age of 19, I'm navigating the academic jungle with a major in Business Administration. Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a business-savvy queen?
Oh, and here's a little nugget of trivia to spice up the Hana sagaโI'm rocking the Klinefelter Syndrome, making me a naturally sculpted divine doll. HRT process? A breeze, honey. Feeling blessed, and this goddess is ready to conquer the digital cosmos. Buckle up, buttercups! ๐๐ป #HanaBeeyuh #OnlineRoyalty
โโงโท Listen up, trendsetters and multiverse explorers! Hana Beeyuh, your guide through the virtual wonderland, is spilling the tea on her current obsessions. Since the mystical year of 2020, shifting has been my jam โ and yes, girlies, I've successfully made the leap! Yay for alternate realities!
Now, let's talk beautyโnatural vibes with a splash of bold Latina and Thai makeup, because who says you can't slay in multiple cultures? Embracing the magic of witchcraft, I'm your modern-day enchantress. Need some data entry wizardry? Count me in. And of course, strutting the cyber catwalk, because fashion is life.
But wait, there's more! Yours truly is also a subliminal sorcerer, crafting unseen spells for your subconscious. I've got a stash of creations waiting to dazzle, and when they hit the digital airwaves, you'll be the first to know. Stay tuned, my cyber comrades! ๐๐๐ฎ
โโงโท Hold onto your broomsticks, spellbinders! Hana Beeyuh here, spilling the enchanted tea about my bewitching side. Yes, luvly, I'm not just interested in witchcraftโI am a full-fledged chaos-type witch, and I'm here to own it. No rulebook, no limitationsโI dance to the rhythm of my own magical beat.
Quick disclaimer: I'm not your run-of-the-mill chaos magick witch. Let's get one thing straight โ my craft is a constantly evolving masterpiece, not a cookie-cutter spell from the dusty pages of some ancient tome. Had to clear that up because, you know, some witches get their broomsticks in a twist when you mix "chaos magick" and "creating your own craft" in the same cauldron <3.
And now, a moment of worship for the Goddess of Keys and Witchcraft, the ultimate diva, Hekate. Bow down, beauties, for her cunty aura is the reason I'm a devoted follower. The slay is real, and so is my commitment to the mystical queen.
โโงโท Picture this: the current earworms that have me spellbound include the hypnotic vibes of Melanie Martinez, the powerhouse notes of Ariana Grande, the offbeat allure of Ayesha Erotica, the soulful serenades by SZA, and the sultry sounds of Summer Walker.
Now, let me spill the real teaโI might not be the maestro of musical taste. In fact, I'm shamelessly riding the trend wave, and who can blame me? These beats are too good to resist.
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โขโโงโท Alright, my curious companions, buckle up for a little rendezvous into the aesthetics of both my CR-self and DR-Self. If you're itching to unravel the layers of my vibe, swing by to the "Beeyuh Core" page, or if you want more shifting teas, drive your Mercedes to "Hana's Shifting Teas" that you can access from the front page! ๐
And with that, my luvlies, behold the finale of my introductionโlovely, yet a tad messy. Here's to hoping that as you tread the path of my posts, you, my moots and followers, get to uncover the layers of Hana Beeyuh. For now, a temporary farewell, my luvlies. Buh-bye~
Xoxo, Hana. ๐๐ซง
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"Multiversal Beats: Hana's Hot Picks for Your Reality-Shifting Odyssey! ๐ซ๐ฑ #ShiftingAppsUnleashed"
April 1st, 2023
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โขโโงโท Hey there, fabulous followers and fellow reality shifting beauties! ๐ It's your girl, Hana, swooping back into your feeds with all the sizzling deets on the art of shifting. My sincerest apologies for the content hiatus, but a girl's gotta take a breather, right? Self-improvement and all that jazz โ it's practically a mandatory accessory these days.
But enough about me, luvlies. Let's dive into the rabbit hole of shifting โ because who needs this mundane reality anyway? Shifting has become the go-to escape for those of us who can't deal with life's minuscule miseries. And honestly, can you blame us? This world is like a bad Netflix show โ you can't stop watching, but you desperately want to.
Now, shifting is no walk in the park, especially if you're a novice entering the scene. Some lucky souls claim it's a breeze, but for the rest of us mere mortals, it's a journey that could rival Frodo's quest. Patience is key, honey, but fear not! We're all in this together, navigating the treacherous currents of alternate realities.
And here's a little secret sauce to spice up your shifting escapades โ apps, baby! Who says the journey has to be all doom and gloom? Inject some fun into it with these magical apps that will turn your shifting routine into a virtual carnival. Trust me, your interdimensional soiree is about to get a whole lot groovier. No long-winded intros here โ just the sizzling list you've been craving!
โง Notion(Android & iOS)
Alright, luvlies! Brace yourselves because we're about to spill the tea on the app that's practically the Beyoncรฉ of note-takingโand if you haven't caught wind of it yet, girl, where have you been? ๐๐
Enter the game-changer, the mood-setter, the app that's not just about school notes or organizing your schedule โnotionโ it's about scripting your interdimensional masterpiece! ๐ This app is the ultimate multitasker, and we're not just talking about color-coded to-do lists. Get ready to make your shifting script as fabulous as a Met Gala outfit.
Sure, diving into this app might feel like tackling a Rubik's Cube at first, but trust me, once you crack the code, you'll be unstoppable. And oh, did I mention the templates? Sweetheart, we're talking a treasure trove of shifting magic just waiting for you to explore.
Picture this: Aesthetically pleasing templates that make your script look like a Pinterest board curated by the gods themselves. TikTok is practically the portal to these wonders โ dive in and discover a realm where organization meets artistry. Your shifting script is about to glow up, and you'll be the envy of every interdimensional influencer out there.
โง Google Slides(Android & iOS)
Alright, shifters, gather 'round because we're about to drop some knowledge on one of the MVPs of presentation apps โ Google Slides! ๐ Now, I can almost hear some of you saying, "Hana, why on earth is Google Slides on this list?" Well, buckle up, sweetie, because you've been missing out on an interdimensional revolution! ๐ปโจ
Shifters across the universe are flipping slides, not just for work presentations or school projects but for crafting the most jaw-dropping, Netflix-meets-Disney+-inspired shifting scripts! Yes, honey, you heard it right. Google Slides isn't just for boardrooms; it's for board-hopping into alternate realities.
And let me tell you, these shifters deserve a standing ovation. They've turned the mundane into the extraordinary, transforming a simple app into a canvas for their wildest interdimensional dreams. Imagine a script so captivating, it could rival the latest blockbuster. That's the power of Google Slides in the hands of a visionary shifter.
Now, I know you're itching to get in on this action. Lucky for you, the internet is practically bursting with Google Slides script templates โ and where's the hottest place to find them? You guessed it, TikTok! ๐ So, my fellow multiverse creators, head over there, swipe through the slides of inspiration, and let your shifting journey take center stage.
โง Pinterest(Android & iOS)
Hey trendsetters, if you're not on Pinterest, it's time to reassess your life choices, babe! ๐โโ๏ธ But, just in case you've been living under a digital rock, let me spill the tea on the ultimate visual treasure trove that is Pinterest. It's not just an app; it's a vibe, a mood board, and a search engine for all things fabulous! ๐โจ
Think of Pinterest as your personal Google Image on steroids โ a place where images and short videos collide in a symphony of inspiration. Faces for your face claim? Check. Dreamy waiting room vibes? Double-check. A mansion for your house claim? Oh, you betcha!
But wait, there's more! Pinterest isn't just for daydreaming; it's a scripting haven. Need to visualize your DR? Look no further. Pin your ideas, create boards, and let the magic happen. Plus, here's a pro tip for you โ once you've pinned your inspo, dive into your pinned post, hit that 'edit' button, and discover the 'note to self' option. It's like a secret doorway to a world of organization.
This app isn't just useful; it's a game-changer, love. It's where scripting meets visual storytelling, where your wildest DR visions come to life. So, if you haven't joined the Pinterest party, what are you waiting for? Your shifting journey deserves the glitz and glam that only Pinterest can provide.
โง Amino (Android & iOS)
Have you hopped on the Amino bandwagon yet? ๐ If not, darling, you're missing out on the social scene that's practically the lovechild of Reddit and Tumblr, dedicated to all things shifting! ๐โจ
Amino is your golden ticket to a virtual sanctuary where kindred spirits gather to spill the tea on shifting, discuss the latest happenings in the community, and vibe with fellow shifters who just get it. It's not just an app; it's a hub of collective consciousness for those diving into the realms of manifestation, quantum jumping, and all things spiritually chic.
Need info on shifting techniques or the lowdown on quantum entanglement? Amino's got your back, babe. It's like a cosmic library at your fingertips. But, and here's the caveat, my sweet souls โ approach with caution. Not every tidbit is coated in positivity, so be mindful of what you're sipping on in the Amino elixir. Love and light, people! ๐โจ
โง Zillow Real Estate & Rentals (Android & iOS)
Alright, multiversal travellers, hold onto your metaphysical hats because I'm about to drop some real estate wisdom on you! ๐ก Now, I know what you're thinking โ "Hana, I'm not here for property hunting or interior design tips." But, babes, hear me out, because this app is a game-changer for your shifting journey.
Introducing the house-hunting haven that's not just for your IRL needs โ it's for crafting the perfect house claim in your DR. Yes, luvlies, we're talking about finding that dream residence to elevate your shifting experience to a whole new level. Because who wouldn't want a stunning abode in their DR, right? It's practically a life (or DR) choice!
This app is like my personal monthly indulgence. Why, you ask? Because, sweety, I live for the thrill of changing houses and apartments in my DR โ call it "Rich Girl Tingz" if you will. It's a vibe, a lifestyle, and I'm sure my fellow dream architects can relate.
โง Room Planner - Home Design 3D (Android & iOS)
Spotted: A new app that's got our lone wolves howling with excitement! Move over Sims, there's a new player in town, and it's for those shifters who prefer to dance to the beat of their own design drum.
This app is like the Blair Waldorf of virtual spaces โ it gives you the power to build your room from scratch, girls! Walls, furniture, floors โ you name it, you can mix, match, and glam it up to create your very own personal sanctuary. It's like DIY for the digital diva.
But beware, Upper East Shifters, this isn't a stroll in Central Park. Building your dream room takes time and patience, much like waiting for the next ShiftTok Drama blast. It's a game-changer, and a game that separates the Serena van der Woodsens from the Little J's.
So, grab your smartphones, because the only thing hotter than a summer in the Hamptons is the buzz around this app. You'll need some serious tech-savvy skills to navigate this virtual wonderland, but trust me, it's worth it.
โง Musi (iOS)
Word on the virtual streets is that Musi, the music app, is the secret weapon for all you reality-shifters out there. Picture this: a playlist crafted by none other than the maestro of your own desires. You can search for any song or audio, even those trippy shifting subliminals and guided meditations straight from YouTube. No ads, just vibes, honey. And it's all on the house, thanks to the generous gods over at the Apple App Store. Apple stans, rejoice!
But hold onto your diamond-encrusted headbands, Android aficionados, because the party isn't over for you just yet. Hana's got your back, sweethearts. ๐ While Musi may be sipping cocktails with Apple, there's an alternative in town for you Android honeys.
โง ViMusic (Android)
Android angels, fear not, for Hana's got a remedy for your app envy! ๐ฑโจ Brace yourselves for the Android alternative to Musi that's about to turn your reality-shifting game up to eleven.
Meet the unsung hero: ViMusic, a music player with the power of a rockstar and the finesse of a fashionista, allowing you to play anything from YouTube. I'm talking about your favorite shifting podcasts, subliminals, and even that wizardliz TED talk that's giving me life right now. Can we take a moment to stan wizardliz? Ugh, queen! ๐โจ
But wait, there's more. No pesky ads crashing your vibe, and you can flip that screen off without missing a beat. Take notes, YouTube Music! And here's the kicker โ the app stores all your audio gems in a secret cache, so you can revisit your vibe-worthy moments offline. All this fabulousness, and guess what? It's free, my beauties, it's absolute-effing-ly free. ๐
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โขโโงโท Signing off, my glamorous globe-trotters and reality-shifting trendsetters! ๐โจ That's a wrap for today's tea, and I hope this insider scoop sets your shifting journey on fire.
If you're thirsting for more knowledge or just dying to spill the tea, drop those burning questions in the comment section. Your virtual queen is here to serve, granted I have the 411, luvlies.
Sending you all the good vibes and manifestation mojo. Your journey is about to get a serious upgrade, so buckle up, babes! ๐โ๏ธ
A million thanks for gracing this space with your fabulous presence. Until next time, stay fierce, stay fabulous. Buh-bye, luvlies.
Xoxo, Hana. ๐๐
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๐โจ HANA'S COSMIC CHRONICLES: Shift Happens โ Escapism or Elevation? ๐๐ #ShiftingSlayage #HanasMultiversalGossip
December 5th, 2022
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โขโโงโท XOXO, Upper East Shifters! Greetings, my mystical mavens and dreamy lovelies, it's Hana here, your mystical style icon, ready to dish out some otherworldly gossip that's juicier than the Met Gala after-party.
Imagine your shifting journey as the hottest cake in NYC's finest bakery. You're not just baking, honey; you're crafting a masterpiece that would make Marie Antoinette blush. But beware! If your mindset is as out of tune as Yeezy's fashion choices (sorry, Kanye!), your reality cake is destined to be a fashion faux pas.
โโงโท Now, let's talk about escapism, my fellow reality shifters. It's like having a closet full of Gucciโsome forms are chic, like reading a book or daydreaming, while others are a fashion disaster. And guess what? I'm giving you permission to treat shifting as the Chanel of escapism. Break the internet, girl, and let those online skeptics eat their hearts out!
โโงโท Why the cosmic confusion, you ask? Blame it on the online drama, where they're spreading rumors that treating shifting as escapism is like wearing Crocs to a red carpet event. But here's the tea: the gatekeepers to your desired reality are belief and confidence. Strut your stuff, and let the universe know you're the Naomi Campbell of this catwalk.
โโงโท Shoutout to the warriors fighting for a reality where love is love, racial equality reigns supreme, and financial freedom is the new black. It's not escapism; it's a multidimensional runway where you shine brighter than the Kardashians in a diamond store.
โโงโท And to my rookie shifters, take notes like you're in a masterclass with the quantum Kardashians. Google your way through theta states, embrace the multiverse like it's the hottest trend on TikTok, and let the laws of attraction be your astral contour. The universe is your front row seat, sweetie.
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โขโโงโท That's a wrap on today's celestial expose. If you're thirsting for more shifting secrets or in need for some quantum confidante, slide into my DMs or comment section down below. Until next time, keep it chic and dreamy, luvlies.
Xoxo, Hana. ๐๐ซ
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