New Neighbor
Young Brad Pitt x male reader smut
PSA brad is not an actor in this fic he is just a random regular guy. 
Warnings: gay sex, oral, top brad, bottom reader, doggy style, ass eating.
Summary: You go over to meet your new neighbor in the apartment complex and he seems to like you a lot.
It had already been a week of your new neighbor moving to the vacant apartment next door. You had guessed you know how he looked like since you topped into a stranger not two days ago in the elevator. So you found yourself in a position of having to make a good impression and be known as the nice neighbor or make a bad impression by not even saying hello and be known as the rude one.
And just as you knew yourself you where a people pleaser so here you found yourself changing into a simple but effective outfit from your work clothes just a simple white t-shirt your pants and some converse shoes.
As you got out your apartment it wasn’t much moving since he lived in the apartment in front of yours. As you knocked you seemed to hear a voice yell out “It’s open come on in” as you walked you where meet with a familiar face just as you thought it was the guy from the elevator.
“Hello um you know it might not be the safest option to let your door unlocked in a place you don’t know much about” you said to the stranger “Okay will take that into consideration but how I’m I gonna do that if it’s gonna stop people as cute as you from coming in” he said to you causing to to feel hot and blush at the face.
“Hello my name is Brad” he said to you giving you his hand to shake, “Hello Brad my name is M/n I’m your front neighbor nice to meet you” you said to him taking his hand in yours. “Well nice to meet you too M/n”.
“So what brings you to New York City handsome” you told him. “Awww thank you M/n and I wanted something new in my life so I choose here” he said with a smirk looking you up and down.
“Well looks like you could use help I don’t mind helping out” you said “Really thank but I can’t let you do that” “No don’t worry I insist I’ll help” “Okay then thanks” he said smiling.
*Timeskip
Soon from what started as helping was long gone and turned into brad pushing you into the wall when you finished helping and crashing his lips onto yours as you gave him access to your mouth and also kissed back.
You then found yourself being picked up from the legs still making out heavily and being taken and thrown onto what you would assume to be his bed. He was now in between your legs and as he started by taking of his shirt in a hurry.
As you where staring onto his fine chiseled abs. All he did was look at you for a minute and tell you “Why don’t I help you get rid of this as well” he said getting a hold of the bottom hem of your shirt. “Yes please” you responded.
As he took off your shirt you started to work on taking of his belt and kick off your shoes. After successfully getting you both naked now just a thin piece of fabric separating both of your manhood.
At that moment you took a hold of him from his waist and throw him onto the bed beginning to strip him of his briefs and to be met with his hard eight inch cock as you looked at him for approval he looked at you nodding giving you the green light.
As you where sucking him off all that could be heard was the sweet sounds of slurping and moans coming from brad. “ Oh fu-ck stop” he said pulling you off his cock.
“What” you said confused “I didn’t want the fun to be over just yet come on get up here on your knees” he said getting up and letting you go on all fours for him.
“Oh that a really pretty hole you got there honey” he said removing your briefs and tossing them aside. “Oh look at that” he said putting spit onto his finger and circling your twitching entrances with his finger tips sending you shivers.
Soon that sensation was replaced with one even better his tongue starting to work you open for him. “Mm-hmm baby you taste so good” he said getting up for air.
“I’m gonna put my finger in okay” he said “okay” you said reassuring him to go further soon one finger became two then three “Okay you well open now he said getting up from the floor now onto of the bed.
“ Okay give me a minute” he said reaching for a condom on his nightstand and rolling it on. “Okay I’m going in” “okay ahh oh that feels good” you said feeling him sinking in one inch by one until all his eight inches where in you.
He waited giving you time to adjust “Okay you can move now go ahead” you said turning your face to face his “Okay” he said smirking and starting to roll his hips in a rhythm. “Oh fuck you tight baby” he said.
“Ah mm-hmm go faster” you asked him and he obliged “yeah take my fucking dick baby yeah” he said and at the same time reaching down to your own aching hard on and pumping it.
“Oh fuck I’ma cum SHIT” you yelled “Yeah cum for me baby” he said in your ear sending you over the edge and releasing a lover his hand and sheets. “Oh fuck I’ma CUM” Brad shouted pulling out and taking off his condom and releasing his warm liquid all over your back.
“Oh fuck that was amazing” he said collapsing on the side of you and reaching to kiss you “Yeah it was” you agreed “we should do this again sometime” you said looking at him in the eyes “Oh hell yeah” he said nodding in agreement.
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i recently found some old rolling stone magazines at a local thrift and as i was showing my dad, i was flipping through the ‘99 brad pitt one and he made a comment about how “brad was wearing dresses before harry” (paraphrased in good faith, but also shock, because i still can’t get over how pop cultured by sixty-five year old father is…)
this generally is the discourse point many make when talking about how harry feminizes his expression and identity to the general public, and while i don’t think it’s necessarily a stan twitter talking point veering into a bible thumping lecture, or something that’s from bad faith collectively, it’s odd and mostly disheartening to see this be brought as a response when a masculine-presenting man (to the general eye; tattoos and heartthrob and muscles and all) chooses to wear a dress, or paint his nails, or wear some makeup, or make history and wear a dress on variety’s cover. because yes, people have down this before, and it’s not a “new” idea, but harry has never claimed to be the emblem of feminine men, nor the starter of men who wear dresses and dabble into a more feminine side for the sake of expression — or whatever the hell their reason is, because who cares!
my take on this is that just because people are gushing over harry doing this does not mean people are undermining the ones that did it before him. considering the backlash he got from popular and reactionary conservatives, harry’s success to be open and in touch with his feminine side has a very modern and appealing tenderness to becoming a representative for freedom of expression and these sexual and gender bending ideas in the form of appearance, clothes, etc… the right to be yourself and express that confidently, dammit. and yes, this begs the point that the people before harry have paved the way, but that reaction to harry also eerily reminds us the bigoted time we are living in, where the “silent majority” are fear mongering and pushing their agenda onto the public.
because yeah, maybe brad pitt (a known abuser) can’t reach a young man’s heart, but maybe harry can, and there’s nothing wrong with that: the approach at which harry does it at, or the feelings of that man at which he connects with certain people over others. praise the past, embrace the present.
it is also so fucking weird seeing inherently twitter talking points be spewed out of its echo chamber into my very fangirlish room. it collects dust as we speak.
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