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batneko · 11 months

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Okay I was trying to come up with a sugar daddy bowuigi AU and I ended up spending so much time thinking about the setting that this is gonna be another long one

So! It's modern day, big city. I prefer to think of it as still a world full of magic and mushrooms and monsters but if y'all want to picture this as a human AU feel free. In this world instead of a king Bowser is the third-generation owner of the biggest demolition company in the city. They took a slight dent lately because Bowser doesn't exactly get along with the city planner... but the company is still best in the business and not hurting for work.

Then there's the Mario brothers, who run a tiny independent plumbing company and by sheer coincidence have a phone number exactly one digit off from Koopa Demolition. They're good at what they do but because they can only take at most two jobs at a time they sometimes struggle. And they can't cut costs (any more than they already have) so the only leg up they have on the competition is promising to be faster than anyone else at the same price. It means they have to work a lot harder (and will definitely backfire sooner or later) but right now they're doing pretty well. Reasonably well. They're doing okay.

Having nearly the same number as a different business means that occasionally both groups will show up somewhere thinking they're about to negotiate a contract only to find out they just wasted their time and gas money. Hard feelings build up. Once, when the bros actually managed to convince a building owner to replace the lead pipes instead of tearing everything down, Mario and Bowser very nearly got into a physical fight. (It doesn't help that Mario is dating Bowser's ex though neither of them will admit that's part of it.)

And then one night Bowser goes back to a demo site to check on something, ends up getting hurt, and Luigi happens to be working late on a job nearby and comes to his rescue. He insists on accompanying Bowser all the way to the hospital, and while he's waiting with him mentions that it turned out to be a good thing the van broke down because if he wasn't walking back to the subway he might not have heard Bowser cry out. Bowser asks how Luigi is going to get home now, since it's so late the subway isn't running anymore, and Luigi says "I'll... I'll figure something out." Bowser calls one of his people and makes them give Luigi a ride. It's awkward for everyone.

The next day a tow truck shows up to take the Mario Bros' van to a mechanic. They're like "we didn't order this??" and the driver just says it was paid for in advance. Luigi realizes what happened and, thinking about the bad blood between Mario and Bowser, tells him the client last night was really grateful for him working late. Mario says they should thank him and Luigi says he definitely will.

So he goes to see Bowser, who is still laid up with a broken foot, and brings him a fruit basket. Bowser is like, I will absolutely eat this fruit but fixing the van was supposed to be payment for Luigi's help. He doesn't like feeling indebted. And Luigi says it was too much! There must be something Luigi can do to thank him properly.

Well... there's this stupid local businessman dinner that Bowser really didn't want to go to. Having somebody to talk to will make it more bearable. Luigi says sure, and the day of the dinner Bowser picks him up two hours early to go out and buy him a suit. Top to bottom, shoes and all. Luigi is a little offended Bowser didn't think he had nice enough clothes... but once they get to the venue and see what everyone else is wearing he can admit he did not have nice enough clothes.

The dinner goes well. Luigi IS a local businessman and nobody questions what he's doing there, even if they haven't heard of his company. Talking with Bowser is surprisingly easy, especially since plumbing and demolition have enough overlap that they can chat about work without having to explain much. They have a lot of similar gripes about clients and contracts and tools.

After a pretty nice evening and maybe one too many glasses of wine, it's all too easy to forget this wasn't supposed to be a date-date and fall into bed with Bowser. When Luigi gets home, rumpled and dressed in clothes he didn't leave in, Mario just congratulates him on what looks like a successful night.

A few days later there's a delivery. A brand new set of the power tools Luigi had mentioned he daydreamed about. Luigi calls Bowser and says this is too much, he can't accept it, and Bowser just says, "keep 'em or throw 'em out, I'm not taking them back. Already wrote them off as a business expense."

Luigi keeps them, but he can't explain this one away. He tells Mario that the person he went out with last week is... from a different socio-economic bracket. (Mario is not allowed to judge, Peach pays for most of their dates too.) They both avoid using the S-D words, but Mario says he feels too weird accepting work equipment from a stranger. Better tell the guy to stick to personal gifts.

So with something like brotherly approval, Luigi starts dating Bowser. He gets clothes, a new phone, fancy dinners and nights at expensive hotels. Bowser is not a bad date (except for when he is) but Luigi always feels a little weird knowing that their relationship is transactional. Even though Bowser clearly likes him and wants to make him happy, Luigi feels like he can't speak up about Bowser being demanding or talking down to people. Because if he's not agreeable enough Bowser will just find somebody new.

Meanwhile, Bowser has NO IDEA that Luigi thinks this. Somewhere along the line he got it in his head that his affection is a burden. He hasn't thought about this enough to put it into words, but he feels like he needs to reward people for being around him or they'll leave. He's not even trying to be a sugar daddy, he treats all of the (few) people he loves like this.

It's not until they've been dating long enough for Luigi to meet Bowser's son that anything changes. Luigi immediately sees that Bowser is pulling the old "new toys make up for not actually being around, right?" and can't stop himself from telling him that NO it does NOT make up for it. Your son wants your TIME.

He's extremely surprised when Bowser listens. And after Luigi tells him that asking Junior about his day and his hobbies will make him feel more cared about, Bowser starts making an effort to ask Luigi those things too.

Eventually he starts to think that... maybe? Bowser has just been romantically incompetent this whole time? So he tests it, and the next time Bowser tries to demand he take a week off to go on a boring business trip with him, Luigi (calmly but firmly) says that he can't possibly miss that much work but Bowser can call and talk to him every day. Bowser goes for it. He actually seems really excited that Luigi is "allowing" him to have so much of his attention.

Oof. Now Luigi feels bad.

After a couple more weeks of trying to wean Bowser off buying his affection (except paying the phone bill because Luigi seriously couldn't afford to do that himself) Luigi asks Bowser if he can officially call them boyfriends?

Bowser practically falls all over himself to agree. Everything is good, they understand each other, Luigi even has his own section in Bowser's closet. He could see this relationship lasting for the rest of his life.

Now he just needs to figure out how to tell his brother...

#bowuigi #bowser #luigi #bowuigi au #modern au #super mario bros #bowluigi #bowigi #luwser #green shell

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istadris · 8 days

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Been a while since I offered a Bowuigi AU idea! Buckle up, this one is going to be rough 😈

It all starts with a typical, run of the mill battle of the Bros against another villain on the outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom. For once Bowser is on their side. Well, sort of, he wants the same thing as the villain and won't take no for an answer. All in all, your usual boss battle.

Until it's not.

Something goes wrong wrong wrong, the villain triggers something, a huge explosion is about to happen, Mario grabs Luigi's hand and flings him away to safety right before everything goes KABOOM!!

All goes dark for Mario.

When he wakes up, he's stuck under rubble and it takes him hours to get out. Outside, everything is...different. The battlefield was barren and scorched when he last left, now it's lush and green in the bright sun. There is no one around.

Whatever, Mario thinks, the priority is to make it back to the MK castle. But it's easier said than done; the bridge he wanted to take is broken, the usual warp pipes don't work...

He comes across some Shy Guys at some point and instead of attacking him, they shriek and run. Mario follows them, and that leads him to one of Bowser's floating fortresses. On Mushroom Kingdom territory.

More and more worried about Peach or Luigi being prisonners,Mario manages to sneak inside and starts looking for his friends.

That's when he comes across Bowser.

Who looks a lot rougher than the last time he saw him. But what's surprising is how flabbergasted Bowser looks at his sight, before turning absolutely furious and charging, attacking Mario with a rage and desperation he's rarely witnessed, roaring "LEAVE US ALONE !!!".

Mario fights, and although he's not in top shape, manages to land some big blows on Bowser, and even gets him into a position where he can jump on him and deal a serious attack as Bowser is laying on the ground.

But right before his foot can connect, a blast of lightning intercepts Mario and sends him flying.

"Get away from my husband, bastardo!!!"

That voice...Mario looks up, and, standing defensively in front of Bowser, fists cracking with lightning...

"Luigi??"

"...Mario ??"

Bowser gets back up and immediately scoops up Luigi:

"You know it's not him! You know it's happened before! Stop falling for the tricks of that...thing !"

And before Mario can react, Koopa Troopas pile on him and manage to overcome him.

Once he's locked away and everyone has calmed down, he progressively learns the following facts:

It's been years since the battle.

He's been dead. Not missing : dead. His body, or what was left of it, was buried by Luigi and Peach in the aftermath of the battle.

Everyone in the Mushroom kingdom was heartbroken, of course, especially Luigi and Peach, but Bowser was more affected than everyone expected by his archnemesis' death. To the point he fell into a deep depression and started neglecting his kingdom.

King Boo saw an opportunity and turned on him, attacking the Darklands and capturing Bowser and his family. Luigi, initially looking for missing Toads, accidentally came to Bowser's rescue.

That was when the first impostor came along. Right after King Boo was defeated, something vaguely shaped like Mario with red eyes showed up and attacked them both. Bowser and Luigi, reacting on instinct, protected each other. Luigi was in a deep state of shock afterwards, to the point Bowser, himself deeply shaken, kept him and nursed him back to health.

Luigi stayed in the Darklands for some months after that. They started bonding. Luigi was angry at Bowser, of course, but he took being in their enemy's care as his punishment. He couldn't stay at the Mushroom castle, feeling guilty and ashamed whenever he was around Peach, and unable to talk about his brother with her. Bowser was the closest persn to Mario aside from Peach and himself, and they started having long discussions about his brother. Then it moved to other subjects. Then Bowser started showing a different side of him, one that gave Luigi the comfort he deeply needed. Then Junior grew attached to Luigi.

When they started dating, another Mario clone showed up. Still a poor imitation, but just a bit more similar to the original. They defeated him, but it burned away and they couldn't gather enough information to know where to look.

It showed up again. And again. Each time Luigi and Bowser grew closer, another Mario clone would show up out of nowhere to attack them. And each clone was closer to the original than the previous one.

The one who attacked when peace was signed before the Darklands and the MK had a normal human skin (instead of a dark metallic one).

The one who attacked when Luigi officially moved to the Darklands had blue eyes.

The one who attacked on their wedding day could speak.

Luigi was now scared of that new threat showing up. And yet he was sure this one wasn't just a clone, this was the real Mario! Somehow back from the dead!

...Right ?

That was what Mario learned.

But what he concludes is this : Bowser must be behind all this. He has magicians who dabbled in necromancy, he has cloning magic, he would be able to do this. Mario didn't understand why Bowser pretended to love Luigi instead of Peach, but he was convinced all of this relationship was some kind of ploy to get revenge on Mario and use Luigi. And Luigi had to be under some influence to love and trust Bowser. It had to be. It couldn't be otherwise!

....Right?

Is Bowser sincere in his sentiments for Luigi? Has he been using him since the beginning? Is Mario the real Mario or the most advanced version of these evil clones? Who is right? Who is wrong?

#super mario bros #bowuigi #miscellaneous mario madness #long post #Ista writes #taking the Bowserphobic Mario joke and running it through the angst grinder

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lumpyrock · 11 months

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@dragonwritersblog I went over the top and did a whole ballet au in my mind!

Details under the cut

Bowser and Luigi go to the same studio but never really interact.

Bowser has a secret crush on his dance partner, Peach.

The studio is putting on a production of swan lake.

Bowser is the prince, Peach is Odile, and Luigi is just one of the swans.

Luigi's a talented dancer, so even though he's slightly smaller than Peach, gets selected as an understudy.

They practice and practice and practice.

Day of the first prefromence.

Peach calls in sick.

The show must go on!

Luigi and Bowser have until 5 pm to practice together

Bowser is throwing a bit of a fit since this isn't the partner he's used to.

The director says to suck it up since Luigi already has Odile's part down.

The hardest part is the lifts, since Luigi is smaller than Peach.

It all culminates when Bowser misses one of the lifts, causing him to accidentally scratch Luigi, wrecking his leotard and causing a small cut on his chest.

Luigi goes to get bandaged up.

Bowser tells the director that this isn't going to work, since he doesn't want to hurt Luigi further, and especially not on stage.

The director says that they just need to practice more.

After Luigi comes back, they continue to practice (with gloves on Bowser's end) but nothing is working.

It's 5. One hour to show time.

Luigi gets padding under his leotard. Just in case.

Blah blah blah, show's going swimmingly and it's intermission.

After that, Odile comes on stage with a mask and a mustache.

Bowser's nervous, because soon it will be time for their dance.

Luigi is getting really into character.

It's time for their duet.

The two start dancing, and then a quick lift!

God, I didn't realize how many lifts this dance had.

Gonna change up the dance cause... flow.

Getting towards the end of the dance, there's gonna be the lift that Luigi got hurt on (aka the fake lift in the drawing.)

They run at eachother and lift!

No one gets hurt! They're both in character!

Anyway, Peach is back for the rest of the preformences, and Luigi is back to being just a swan.

The start of the Bowuigi Ballet studio series. What play do you think I should do next?

#bowuigi #bowser x luigi #luigi #mario movie #bowser #luigi x bowser #bowigi #bowluigi #bowser/luigi #swan lake #odile

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dracothedeatheatingcupcake-ao3 · 1 year

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I keep forgetting to post this, but luckily I remembered before the chapter was up too long! But this is a bit of a spoilery, explanation post I wrote up a week or so ago about my Bowuigi fic, Luigi and the Beast. If you’ve not read that fic, this post will make no sense, ha. Anyway, without any further ado…

Hey everyone!!! So, as part of my Bowuigi fic, Luigi and the Beast, there are some magical elements that may be confusing to the average reader. However, a lot of these elements will not be revealed in the story for quite some time, since it doesn’t make sense for Luigi (our POV character) to know any of this early on. However! I know that it can be frustrating for some people to read something and not know what is going on. So! I decided to write down my plans for how the magic curse on Bowser works, since it is very different than the curse in the original Beauty and the Beast.

HOWEVER!!! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WILL CONTAIN MAJOR, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FIC! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SPOILERS AT ALL, PLEASE TURN BACK NOW!!

Now, no shame to those who want to read this! But I don’t want someone looking at this, thinking it’s like minor spoilers, and then getting upset when some major plot points get spoiled. Nothing in the actual plot gets spoiled here, but it will likely reduce some tension in some scenes, and it will make it easier to see where I’m going with some of my later choices in this fic. Which is part of why I’m writing this, since I know not knowing can be frustrating for some people! But I know that getting spoiled can be frustrating for others, so I just wanted to have a disclaimer, ha.

But now that you have all been warned… here’s the explanation of the curse put on Bowser and his castle. :-)

Right! So, I knew I did not want this to follow the original story in that Bowser is actually a ~~~beautiful human~~~ who got turned into a ~~~~horrible beast~~~~. Ugh. Belle needs to get with the times, beasts need love too!! Ha, I joke, but I really didn’t want to have that be the curse. But there has to be a curse for this AU to work, so I had to come up with something else.

As such, I came up with this. It honestly didn’t take me long to think of it, since it’s fairly simple:

Bowser is under house arrest.

Basically, a nebulous Star Person saw what Bowser was going to become and was like “yeah, that ain’t good,” and they decided to test Bowser to see if he was irredeemable or not. I won’t spoil the exact scene, since I may write about it, but basically… the Star Person deemed he was irredeemable. And so, they put a spell on the castle that trapped all current inhabitants and loyal followers of Bowser inside, including his children.

However, on top of being trapped in the castle, everyone outside of the castle completely forgot about Bowser. After all, what is the worst curse for a power hungry megalomaniac? Being absolutely forgotten. Anyone who interacted with Bowser regularly (like Peach’s father, the former King) just forgot what he looked like and was persuaded to not really think about him much or worry about him. Anyone who didn’t know him directly or only met him a few times (like Peach), however, completely forgot about him. All portraits and depictions of him were erased and no one has any memory of him at all.

This is why Toadsworth couldn’t tell that the drawing of Bowser was of Bowser. His memory of him was purposely blurred by the Star Person. The only reason Peach knew his description was because her father wrote about it, and the Star Person didn’t erase the description (mostly for Plot Purposes, but if you want an in universe reason, it’s because the Star Person didn’t want to erase the King’s private journals to Peach, possibly because they knew that it might lead to Bowser one day getting reformed. Honestly, it’s mainly for Plot Purposes, ha). It’s up to y’all if you want the same to have happened to everyone in the castle, since I’ve not really decided on that yet.

Oh! And the castle was disguised by the Star Person to make sure that no one tried to find Bowser unless they truly wanted to find him. This is why the castle looks so worn down and dilapidated and all, but it actually isn’t.

Finally, because this is Star Magic, it’s not something magikoopas can fix, to Bowser’s frustration. He’s spent ten years trying (and failing) to end the curse.

Speaking of ending the curse…

!!!!!!!!!THIS NEXT PART IS MAJOR SPOILERS AND WILL SPOIL LIKE… AT LEAST PART OF THE ENDING, SO READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!!!!!!!!!

Anyway… instead of the curse getting broken by someone falling in love with Bowser (since he is very much loved by his family, and he very much loves his family, and familial love is just as important as romantic love, thank you very much), the curse is broken when Bowser “makes the ultimate sacrifice for someone he loves.” It’s to prove that he can actually be willing to give up absolutely anything for someone else, proving that he is not irredeemable. And despite how much he loves his children, he never was able to make that ultimate sacrifice (which may or may not be what y’all are thinking, ha).

OH! I forgot to mention, but only Bowser (and Kamek, for reasons that get explained in the fic in roundabout ways) know about this. Everyone else in the castle was just told that a Star Person cursed them for "some reason," which they accepted as fact since they all trust Bowser. They don't know that Bowser was the cause, or that he technically holds the answer, since Bowser's pride prevents him from telling anyone.

Anyway, that’s it! I don’t want to go into too much more detail to prevent too many spoilers, but this is the basic magic curse behind the whole fic. No “Bowser was turned into a horrible monster!!!” Instead it’s more “Bowser was gonna be naughty and put into time out preemptively.”

Hope this makes sense! :-D

#Personal Post #Kinda #L&tB

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icommitedcrimesasatoaster · 1 year

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My Top 5 favorite ships of all time 😎 (with bonuses)

hello. the demons in my head said to do it and i will do it now. (read it in the number 15 foot lettuce guy voice) also , they are not in a particular order , just they are on the same level (also this is an indication of what ill be prob posting on my page )

Number 5. LeviHan (Hange x Levi , from AOT)

what can i say , i sometimes do enjoy 50% straight romance. its not fully 100% because hange is a demigirl , you cannot disagree , it is in all religion texts.

Anyway , i just love the absolute idiot x emo fuck dynamic. warms my heart and size difference , what cant ya love?

Number 4. Beiguang/Eimiko (Ningguang x Beidou / Yae Miko x Ei , from genshin impact)

Ah the classic lesbian ships , my beloved. I couldn't decide which to put so i put them on the same spot! look at my monkey brain go.

Eimiko is a classic for a good damn reason. They gay as fuck for each other , and i just love the "takes no shit" lesbian and the "i DONT give a flying fuck " lesbian you just love it

Same with Beiguang. They are a classic for a reason. Them being gay ass fuck can also explain but the free gf and takes no shit gf my beloved.

Number 3. Zukka ( Zuko x Sokka , from ATLA)

You know , as i said previously i love emo fucks and goofy bitches being together. And additional points from finding the ship in memes. Its just... SOO GOOD. mhm.

Also both missing mums less gooo

Number 2. Bowuigi ( Bowser x Luigi , from... Mario universe idk)

If you follow me or what bullshit i post , you know i AM OBSSESED with these FUCKERS. THEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE , STOLE MY HEART , GOT ME TO BED AND KISSED ME ON MY FOREHEAD.

they have me floating in the air , magic on my titties , and you know. I am not complaining. like someone else 😼😳 (also like... size diffrence.) also monster fucking less go.

Number 1. Xiaitto , AraXiao? idk anymore (Xiao x Itto , from Genshin impact)

I got you bowuigi shippers here in my grasp , and you cannot escape me from talking about my fav genshin ship.

... words cannot describe how I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH THIS SHIP. But i cant usually express that because , theres no fucking xiao x itto posts. Anywhere. Even on twitter or pintrest. I am truly disappointing in humanity because of it.

Now first of all , one of or my favourite dynamic is goofy hoe x emo bitch. and as you can see , they are the infact definition of the himbo x emo trope.

second of all , JESUS THE SIZE DIFFRENCE IS KILLING ME. YOU MEAN THAT PEOPLE DONT SHIP THE TALLEST AND (maybe) SHORTEST MALE CHARACTERS? WTHHHH

third, the actual interactions in game make me wanto cry and scream and want them to live happily ever after in the mountain house or something (2.7 really is amazing guys)

and fourth , the aus this parring can be is truly amazing. I can put them in a royal au , with babysitting au and it works perfectly. (im thinking of writting a fanfic based on that , because into you is good omggg)

Honorable mentions

Any oc x oc parring i have. People wont get you my loves but i love you none the less . (need to get on writting a work on them)

some mha ships , including kiribaku , todomomo , jiromomo , and todojiro (idk emo x deppressed kinda slay)

thomato and chili , couldnt fit you guys but you guys are a high 6th place :(

anddd yeah thats the end of my rambling. thank you for reading it , and if any of the ships intrest you (mainly itto x xiao) please talk to me , i need someone to talk about them with me.

adios

#bowuigi #eimiko #beiguang #zukka #levihan #xiao x itto #oc x oc #rant #the voices in my head #are getting louder

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itsamenickname · 1 year

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I don’t know about you guys, but I absolutely love the idea of Bowser being the most fearsome creature in the entire galaxy to the point where he can very easily scare anyone into giving him what he wants because he is just so scary and terrifying.

And yet, when it comes to Luigi, a shy and cowardly little plumber, it is actually Bowser who is the more nervous one.

#luigi #bowser #luigi nintendo #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #I love the idea of Bowser acting like an bumbling idiot around Luigi because he has such a obvious crush on the green boy #Like Bowser barges into the Mushroom Kingdom acting all tough and macho but immediately turns into a fluster mess when he sees Luigi #And then you have Luigi who is just so terrified of Bowser that he doesn’t even realize that Bowser has a crush on him #But once Luigi does finally have feelings for Bowser he’s afraid to tell him how he feels because he’s really shy and nervous #Even though all he has to do is take one look at Bowser to know that the poor Koopa has feelings for him #Bowser’s feelings for Luigi become obvious to literally everyone except for Luigi #But both of them are nervous to make the first move #I do want to note that Luigi is still the same shy and cowardly boy we all know and love #the only change to all of this is that Bowser’s nervousness and shyness goes from 0 to 1000 whenever he’s with Luigi #They are both shy and flustered idiots when they’re with each other and I find that really adorable #bowuigi top Luigi au

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itsamenickname · 1 year

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Seeing Your Last Post, Yeah Luigi 100% Wears The Pants In The Marriage Let’s Be Honest

-GLITCHTECHTV

The best part about the idea of Luigi wearing the pants in the relationship is the idea of him not even realizing that he’s wearing the pants in the relationship because he is such a shy flustered little man whenever he thinks about/is with Bowser. XD

#ask nickname #anon ask #luigi nintendo #luigi #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowser x luigi #bowuigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario au #bowuigi top Luigi au

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istadris · 11 months

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Boouigi headcanons please 😭👏 can be as cute or degenerate as you like, I need the crumbs 💔 Bowuigi is great and all but Boouigi has so much unrealised potential!!! 😖

OH MAMMA MIA LET'S-A GO

So the way I ship it is a mix of love and kind of bullying from King Boo. Yeah he's very very fond of his human and wants to spoil him and posses him but DAMN is he going to do everything to make him squirm and squeak in fear. It's just too cute. If he can't get him in a frame, he'll just have to torture him in the most delicious ways.

At first he wanted to dismiss Luigi as weak (just a coward! Just beating him through sheer luck!!) but after his third defeat he insists on Luigi's prowess. He can't have been beaten by a wimp, can he?? King Boo managed to capture Mario three times and yet Luigi always beat him, ergo Luigi is the badass around here.

In a couple of my AUs, Luigi has a kind of appeal to ghosts. VERY strong appeal. Is it his fear? His aura ? His cute little face when he's surprised? In any case, Boos and ghosts are all after Luigi to scare him, yes, but they also desire him. Very much. Yes, in that way.

In one of these AU, a divergence from LM3, King Boo manages to corner Luigi at the beginning of the game before Luigi can flee through the laundry chute. KB is about to trap him in a frame but then he smells that delightful fear, and notices it's not the only emotion Luigi is feeling right now... Very amused, King Boo changes the rules : Luigi wants to free his family? He'll have to find King Boo at the top of the hotel...but instead of fighting each floor boss, he'll have to seduce them. Oh, Luigi is going to be very tired by the end of the night.

Why does King Boo never use his telekinesis on Luigi ?? Especially in LM3, when he uses it on almost everyone? Well, my theory is that either King Boo likes to play with his food, either Luigi has some kind of immunity/resistance to Boo powers. Which makes King Boo very frustrated

Listen. LISTEN. I have never been particularly into the tickling "kink". Just wasn't my thing. But then I got into this fandom, and mamma mia. Luigi is just. He's so sensitive and reactive, he NEEDS to be mercilessly tickled by someone, and with this pairing? Oh boy. King Boo's tongue. You know it's all kind of prehensile and tickling, and once he holds you down, it's all over. If his telekinesis doesn't work on Luigi, it's fine. He has a LOT of Boos who can hold down Luigi, and that's without counting all the other ghosts with grappling abilities or very long and dextrous fingers...

But on the softer side, King Boo loves to flaunt his wealth and taste, and Luigi happens to be a perfect sugar baby if you're kind to him. His face is such a delight when he discovers a comfy place or a cool-looking room or tries on new clothes, and he blushes so prettily when lavished with attention, King Boo can't help but spoil him. Especially after making him go through "torture" (the sweet or spicy kind).

They spend hours talking about art. Sometimes their tastes match perfectly, someone they call each other uncultured swines and Luigi is two inches away from turning the poltergust on King Boo.

I need to stop myself lest this post becomes an entire essay, but please keep asking me more about stuff like my theories on Accidental Ghost King Luigi, or that Thing he Does With the Tongue, or the Horny Version of Luigi's Mansion 3.

#super mario bros #booigi #miscellaneous mario madness #answers #anon ask

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