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flextrousa · 1 month
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months
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Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.
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inkskinned · 9 months
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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jaubaius · 1 year
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brasiliangp · 4 months
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Taylor Swift really dropped 1.20 metric tons of carbon in the atmosphere to watch her boyfriend do fuck all at the Super Bowl
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itsfairly · 5 months
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shut tf up, what do you mean nanami likes bowling to the point he has his own bowling ball?
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aurorangen · 7 months
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Bowling but they're just watching Vince fall
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He made a strike and did a dance 😂
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wejustvibing · 2 months
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😭 nah i know what you are
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theadventurek9 · 2 months
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Soon as I release him for his turn with the pivot bowl he offers this. Love how quickly he became magnetized to the pivot bowl.
He is loving the exercises!
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hood-ex · 9 months
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Bruce to Selina: MY PARENTS WERE RICH!!
Jason to Selina like 10 min later: Bruce really rattled you back there, didn't he?
Lmfaooo this is so unserious.
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foxskip · 1 year
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Hello tonight was a fun time. :)
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blondeboyfriend · 25 days
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did you guys know I'm a bad bowler :3
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cloud-ya · 4 months
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Just discovered that Einstein and Bronya (my new Psittacosaurus) both like bell pepers thats a win, but what the lil ones we cant ride do as a helper?
all smol dinos too small to be ridden have "tender" and "discoverer" skills. tender allows them to plant crops for you, as well as harvest and water them. at one point one NPC will have 3 quests for you - in first one he gives you a seed hub, aka bowl in which you can put seeds and to which you can assign little dinos to plant; second quest gives you a basket for dinos to harvest crops and third one is a water bowl that allows the smols to water the crops too. I haven't tried the discoverer skill yet but it's basically taking small dinos on a walk to find things like dreamstones for you
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the-mushroom-faerie · 5 months
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sometimes I wish I could have someone that I could just flop onto their lap and stare up at them and have funny conversations while they pet my hair
but like platonically
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yomiel · 18 days
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i love the kitties but i cannot STAND their wet food it stinks to high heaven and my delicate autistic constitution cannot handle it like just to feed them i needed to wear a mask with a scented dryer sheet stuffed inside plague doctor style and open the windows and take the trash outside so the house doesn’t smell
anyways here’s the brutes who have mailed my legs (minus one who was off taking a nap)
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accidentallyaverage · 23 days
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starting pottery up again after like 5 years and i’m very excited
i don’t really have hobbies so hopefully this can become one that i’m passionate about
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