Gender is like. You’ve got a bunch of bouncy balls in your pocket. And for most people it’s like “yep I’ve got my balls in there” and it’s just a particular collection that’s really similar to other peoples’s collections. But then for some people it’s like “hey my ball collection doesn’t fit in my pockets I need new pants” and then assholes are like “actually your balls are perfect for those pants you’re just confused.”
And then there’s me, someone who has a gremlin living in their ball pocket and regularly eats them, making it impossible to know what balls will be in there every time I look. Sometimes it’s all purple. Sometimes there’s just one huge blue one. It’s completely unpredictable. I give my little guy snacks. They like raisins.
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Breaking news! The CIA has begun pelting small children with bouncy balls outside of Safeway.
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Clear Bouncy Balls filled With Fruit
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