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red-pencil · 6 months
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The last Bob's Burgers episode is not for the faint of stomach, which is why I love it.
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grossanddepressed · 22 days
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My slobbiness is really acting up this week!
I haven’t showered for a few days now so I’m starting to get a nice layer of grim to my skin which is making me start to have a lingering stink. I haven’t shaved ether so the stench is really ripe under my arms and pussy. For some reason my sinuses have been acting up. I’ve been having to pick my nose and shooting out random snot rockets like crazy. I randomly found a thick dry crusty booger on my shirt and it make me so horny cuz I don’t know how long it’s been there. My fingernails are long too and since I’ve been digging for gold I have to spend some much time picking the dirt and crust from my nails. The side of my bed have been holding a lot of my boogers. It’s like having my own gross collection of filth!
I love when I can really get to indulge in my nasty habits 🥰 need someone to fund my lifestyle so I can go all out
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error501blog · 5 months
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How does Lloyd pick his nose if he doesn't have one?
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incognitopolls · 1 year
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hobiesdump · 3 months
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Comic: 51.7% say yes - 18.3% say no ATSV: 35% say yes - 35% say no
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impmage · 11 months
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From The Vault! I found Schnozzlers from the original production run, first available in 2015! Get them while they're snot!
Hand sculpted, cast, painted and packaged by me, MEF. For sale now!
An ode to allergies.
www.memgician.com
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alexacrush · 10 months
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tarbops · 10 months
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THEY REUNITED
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audreyyko · 4 months
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thefreckledgymrat · 7 months
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The babies 🥺💕💕💕
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shaniacsboogara · 1 year
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btw all of you who follow me are my boogers now.
i named you.
you're welcome.
(greatly inspired by the glorious ask @watcherwatts sent me the other day)
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ltwharfy · 9 months
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Some Bob and Linda dialogue from "If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?" that I can't stop thinking about (it begins with Linda criticizing Bob's form when he is trying to hand out flyers):
Linda: Bob, you shouldn't be doing this at all, but if you're gonna do it, do it better. You got to be more confident. Use your wrist. You flick it. Flick it out.
Bob: Okay, like...
Linda: Like a booger.
Bob: Uh...
Linda: You know, when you're laying in bed at night.
Bob: Wait, you flick your boogers in bed?
Linda: Yeah, I just... Yeah, just into the radiator.
Bob: That's disgu... Into the radiator?
Linda: Yeah, it burns 'em off.
Bob: What?
Linda: Yeah, my mom taught me how.
Some of my many thoughts about this:
First, I think John Roberts must have improvised some of Linda's lines because Bob seems so genuinely surprised and confused. But, either way, great acting by both of them!
Second, Linda's parents are probably my least favorite recurring characters on the show. They might be the only ones that I actively dislike. I think they are annoying and seem like pretty awful parents. But I have to give Gloria some credit for teaching Linda how to flick boogers into the radiator when she's laying in bed at night. Such an essential life skill that so many parents forget to tech their kids!
Third, I always thought my favorite booger-related dialogue on the show was (naturally) the Rudy and Louise bit in "Bob Actually" where she lies to him about eating boogers- especially Rudy shouting, "Hey Louise, try not to get any boogers on the card!" in the crowded cafeteria. But honestly, this might be even funnier than that.
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randytism · 1 year
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Me and jonah are actually real now
@thefigleyparable
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googleplaysore · 2 years
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soggypoopycheeseeater · 9 months
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Little preview on my Icejin oc (his name is Shota. Ik it’s not an Icejin name but I’ll explain later. Basically Frieza copy paste but who gives a crap)
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mattsstupidart · 1 year
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taking the night off~ Very tired
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