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fish-daily · 9 months

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Acanthonus armatus

fish 135 - bony-eared assfish/a. armatus

#fish daily #fish #bony eared assfish #drawing #use the common name coward.

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enthusiastofshit · 1 year

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#clearing out phone #clearing out camera roll #scientist #bony eared assfish #fish memes #fish #screenshotted memes #youtube screenshots #not mine

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 2 years

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Daily fish fact #269

Bony-eared assfish!

These fish live in very deep in the ocean and therefore have a soft, flabby body! The bony-eared part of their name comes from the spines they have on their gills, and the assfish part comes from its scientific name Acanthonus armatus! See, Acanthos is Ancient Greek for "prickly" and onus can mean "hake" or "donkey"... hence "ass".

#fish #fishfact #fish facts #fishblr #biology #marine biology #zoology #deep sea fish #deep sea life #deep sea creatures #deep sea #marine life #marine animals #sea life #sea creatures #bony eared assfish #bony-eared assfish

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nazrigar · 2 years

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The Smartest and Dumbest Fish

Nothing to see here, just a marine biology warm up.

Manta Ray intelligence is simply astounding.

The Bony Eared Assfish has got to be the most unfortunate fish in the entire world.

#manta ray #bony eared assfish #meme #shitpost #marine biology #my art #nazrigart #fish #ocean life #sea life #marine

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paleozoey · 6 months

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#drawing #art #animals #creatures #cryptids #beasts #fish #sea creatures #land creatures #bony eared assfish

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milkenthusiast · 1 year

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playing around with the barbie poster ai ft. various animals

#sea creatures #animals #barbie #shrimp #nudibranch #bony eared assfish #birds #thresher shark #caterpillar #south philippine dwarf kingfisher

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tyrelpinnegar · 1 year

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#bony-eared assfish #fish #ichthyology #wikipedia

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royalreef · 4 months

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" ...... Why would you ever wish to cut back upon the fried crickets?"

#Glory and Gore || IC #The rumor mill || Dash Commentary #Bony eared Assfish || Crack #(( for dubious canonosity-#(( but meanwhile miri's just sitting here Confused #(( what do you mean by this. why.

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rosewind2007 · 7 months

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The bony-eared assfish may have the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

Like many other creatures that dwell in the depths of the sea, assfish are soft and flabby with a light skeleton.

Come on, fish naming scientists, what did this little thing ever do to you?

#bony-eared assfish #smallest brain to body ratio

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yumeyumeappleo · 1 year

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found my spirit animal btw

#bony-eared assfish #fish #dann why they named shit like this #funny named fish lmao #shitpost #hhhduehdheudujedd #just like me fr #my #spirit animal

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fishrights69 · 1 year

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My Top 5 GARBAGE fish that suck

Here we go again. After receiving a very high ammount of notes!! (61 UwU) on the last fish list, here's another top 5 no one asked for. I've tried to use the reasoning of ''all fish are good'' but let's be honest, we'd be better off without these. 5. Monkfish🙏

So these things are weird as hell. Their ugliness alone landed them on this list. Not only are they ugly as shit, but they're also mean motherfuckers that eat basically anything. They like to cover themselves in mud and just chill there until something crosses their path which imo is fucking lazy. Some people do eat them as a delicacy apparently(ew?). Props to them for getting over the looks. Ugly/10 5/10 for laziness 4.Hairy Frog Fish💇‍♀️

If you wonder wtf are you looking at, this fish is the living embodiment of that feeling you get when you find hair in your food. This girlie loves to swallow as it's mouth can open to make space for fish almost twice her size so don't go sitting too close 💦 Still, it doesn't take away from the fact that she looks like a mistake. 4/10 appearance 8/10 for the deep throating skills 3. Goblin Shark 👺

First of all, these sharks look like if someone designed a fish based on a child's drawing of a shark. Instead of going the terrifying route and choosing one of these pictures, I opted for a derpy yet still creepy photo. Besides being quite good at ambushing prey, these dudes still tend to eat man made garbage which further argues their position on ''the garbage fish top5™''. They also are basically living fossils since they're old af and most of their body is atrophied. 3/10 appearance 6/10 for still living so long despite everything.

2.Bony-Eared Assfish🍑

This fish is for all ass obsessed fuckers. Grilling this baby and enjoying it counts as eating ass. Some cool facts about him: -The bony-eared assfish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio out of all vertebrates. -Assfish are soft and flabby with a light skeleton (so like a real ass) As for personality, they are not what I'd call assholes. They are quite sluggish as they prefer to sort of flap around with short bursts of energy instead of swim. They don't do much besides that which makes them a very underwhelming fish despite the sexy name :( Apparently they were given this name to make up for how utterly boring they are. 2/10 appearance 1/10 Interest in them or what they are good for (spoiler, nothing)

If you're a fish enthusiast, you probably know what's coming at nr.1 🥁 🥁 1. Ocean Sunfish☀️

There are far, faar too many reasons for this fish to be on the first spot. Not only are they the dumbest fish in the whole world, but they also are not good swimmers AT ALL (wtf is with these poorly designed fish who cannot swim??). Scientists are still perplexed at how this fish continues to stay alive. If you want more shitty facts about them, here's a link to a very famous post trashing these bitches. BUT, I have my very own reason to hate the sunfish. One cursed morning, I decided to go get educated about animals and visit Naturalis, a museum in Leiden, The Netherlands. I was having a blast looking at all the beautiful animals showcased, along with the cool facts and atmosphere. I excitedly get to the aquatic creatures floor and mesmerised, I try to take in all the beauty. At the long corridor nearing the exit, I look around admiring the fish that were displayed. Thinking I had seen it all, I move further when I turn a corner and out of nowhere.. . . . . . . . BAM

this GIANT motherfucker, hidden in a corner makes it's presence known. I'm not kidding when I say this thing is huge. Here's a picture of the replica from another angle for size reference. As you can guess, I was legit extremely spooked and actually screamed. :( 0/10 appearence 0/10 fuck this thing. useless and it gave me a heart attack

BONUS: I'm sorry but I think I've tortured myself and you enough, so to make up for it, here's a cute fishy instead: (take him)

Alright thanks for reading and follow for more fish content. Suggest me some more top5's I could do, be it fish related, or whatever your mind decides to curse me with. Still need to cleanse yours eyes? My top 5 coolest fish

#my most hated fish #fish #fish that are NOT friends #marine life #things that make me unhappy #top5 #ocean #aquatic life #fishblr #fish tag #animals #animal enemies

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mochinomnoms · 3 months

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Other funny fish names: Bony-Eared Assfish, Lumpsucker, Fangtooth, Blobfish, Pancake Batfish, Dracula Fish, Ice Cream Cone Worm, Tasseled Wobbegong, Slippery Dick, Old Wife, Blue Bastard.

SLIPPERY DICK???? BLUE BASTARD??? WOBBEGONG WOBBEGONG ALSJDLAKJSLAKJFLKJPOWQQPWJ

#mochi asks #scientists are very silly people arent they

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fullfrontalfish · 2 years

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