If you look closely at the edge of a black hole it becomes obvious that the entire universe is made of little tiny things.
black sharpie on manila paper
Los Angeles 2010
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I was looking at the post where you shared what the Barbers house looks like and I had a thought. What if Andy was left in charge of the kids and one of the kids messed up her precious kitchen with a sharpie or her reading area? Who is in trouble the kids Andy or both?
Oh, everyone would be in trouble. But depending on how much time had elapsed between when the incident initially occurred and you arriving home, Andy would probably get the brunt of it.
Because he should've been paying better attention after he put the twins, AJ and Rory, down for a nap. And why the hell didn't he realize that he'd left a new pack of sharpies laying out on the coffee table?
On the coffee table!
They were left in perfect reach of two sets of tiny, meddling hands. Those hands just so happened to belong to two tiny humans who decided that their Mama needed some pretty pictures to look at while she's busy cooking in the kitchen.
Had Andy thought to bring the twins video monitor into his study with him during their naptime, he would've known the moment those two woke up. He would've watched his babies plot and plan in a language only they seem to understand.
And he would've seen, and then been subsequently impressed, by their little jailbreak.
Andrew Stephen Barber would've had time to drop his work and meet the adventurous twosome at the top of the stairs, where he could've escorted them down and gotten them a snack.
Instead, he was treated to the sounds of your panic screams. Followed by the sounds of two toddlers crying. And now he has to deal with you dragging him back into the sanctity of his study to give him an earful about how he had better hope that marker comes off with soap and water.
Otherwise he's gonna have to move out, or find you a brand new house with an even better dream kitchen.
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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄!
happy 16th birthday to one of my favorite albums of all time, The Black Parade!! 🖤
shoutout and many, many thank yous to @mcrbois for helping me out with finding more reference photos for this!! <3 so incredible, thank you so much
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Relax
Black sharpie on manila paper
Miami 2009
Time and entropy arise mutually like a boat and its wake. Entropy is fractal. Time never began.
So relax.
Black sharpie on manila paper
Miami 2009
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dude my corpse paint wont wash off and i have school in the morning 😭 ITS SO OVER
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