good morning, take this lil guy as gratitude of my love and affection for each of you !🤗

"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

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oh...... my fucking god

Jellyfish Prince 💙

you are chipping away at me piece by piece with those shoulders sir

©My1magine

I loveeeeee aki who's all tall and skinny and lean

*objectifies an old man*

hi! what do you think König smells like? 🤓

hi, anon! he smells… good!!

probably not very synthetic. i think… he would be very vigilant about using deodorant, but wouldn’t bother much with cologne unless it were for a special occasion.

naturally he is just: pine trees but only those stretching high enough you can swear they’re scraping at the sun with their branches, crackling tinder under the glow of the moon, something comforting like a trace of lavender on your pillow when you bed down, that bitter smell before the rain begins to fall, like leather, like autumn!!

but taking into account that food can change one’s natural scent and their taste… and our guy certainly eats his fill and then some… he probably always smells a lil sweaty along his neck and thighs. it’s not entirely unpleasant, a bit like the breeze feathering up from the sea just beyond the shore..

Big gay noodle with his little gay noodles

*bites*

182/638 days of missing yoongi

#people vale would actually and fr be jealous of if they tried 2 fuck marc: any alien. fabio. dovi. <--- the scenes when casey first becomes honda's test rider... marc gushes about caseys data and vale immediately locks him in for a ranch visit, grimace-smiling nodding his head as if listening intently when in reality he would rather stab himself than listen to marc talk about casey fucking stoner (why did it have to be HIM??). tucking marc under him at every shared podium, sitting extra close during press cons, and marcs just :D the happiest he's been because he's winning every race and vale keeps pulling him into dark corners and marking him with giant hickeys

it really is like an omegaverse ass situation. new alpha on the block who is actually the enemy of the old alpha on the block who is unfortunately getting Honda PR bonded to the love of vale’s life while vale is ignoring his feelings the ENTIRE time. body/hormones say. you are in love with marc. press him into the notch of your body and make him smell like you. higher brain translates this to. casey stoner i hate you so fucking bad. die.

and marc in tha middle thriving on older male mentor attention the entire time like :D livin the dream, while casey is just kind of distantly aware of everything that’s happening and choosing not to engage. if valentino hates me who cares that’s literally valentino’s problem. i have other things to deal with. smash cut to: vale dragging marc into some fucking dark corner just to drag his teeth over his neck and make sure everybody knows marc is his 4ever and ever. but you know. casually.

any kevjean headcannons to share?

yes YES yes

i think jean is one of the few people (among neil, and occasionally andrew) who can actually make kevin laugh. he has very dry and dark humor and during their time at evermore he would often try to make kevin crack up during tetsuji's long team-wide sermons

they're one of the very few aftg ships i actually see doing the whole marriage thing. but saying marriage wouldn't be right either, because what they actually do is elope, and andrew was Very Mad when he found out

they have very intimate knowledge of each other's bodies! and yes, in the sexual sense, but i also mean this in a clinical way too. kevin specifically knows what its like to stitch jean's skin together, what pressure points to poke at to make his muscles twitch and relax, the crook of his fingers and the spots where kevin himself has splintered them, where jean aches after practice and what injuries still give him trouble

kevin is remarkably cool and uncaring when it comes to romance. jean is the only partner he's ever had that has made him feel jealous

they're absolutely MONSTROUS as a team!!!! jean does not often hang around the foxes, but the one time he and kevin paired up for beer pong in the foxes' company, they beat everyone else so badly they were disclassified on account of unfair privilege

they never truly lose that raven hivemind with each other, but it's not in the way you'd think. it's not hard to catch them doing or saying the exact same thing at the exact same time, sharing a task meant for one between the two of them, completing each other's sentences. yes it's scary. yes they're horror movie twins

they! can! only! play! piano! with! four! hands!

jean never actually gets along with wymack. as in-laws they're terrible. they can stand each other at their best, but can't be kept in the same room for long. this is not for any particular grudge; their personalities just clash. hence the elopement.

jean is very large but he is used to crouching down to make himself look smaller. this often ends with kevin patting his head absent-mindedly when he does something he approves of. even after jean loses the habit of trying to look shorter, he still lowers himself for the headpats

i have more but i will abstain because i just realized how long this is. theyre so crazy though. literally insane people. they make andreil look normal and well-adjusted

headcanon I have based on nothing but Frank's body language and attitude around Radar specifically whenever Hawkeye is within earshot is that like a week into Radar being stationed at the 4077 Frank said something characteristically out of pocket and nasty and Hawkeye just whirled around and flattened him