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Some incomprehensible choices of fate from the MCC 25 Pink Parrots!
Wilbur streaming from a warehouse loading bay. The acoustics in the loading bay are atrocious. He lives here now.
The skins! Socket eyes for everyone! They look adorable! (aside from Wilbur)
"Your accent is silly." -Wilbur to Scott, preceding a straight up 30 second long argument over how to pronounce "Grian"
"You are a ridiculous gentleman." -Wilbur
Connor joining to sports vet the players and make sure Scott isn't cheating
Wilbur proposing Connor bet money on him placing 40th
"Are you going to be weak to my shenanigans?" -Wilbur after Grian tells him he's "a tired boy", followed by ABSOLUTE GLEE when Grian elaborates that he might cross the threshold to "silly tired"
Scott asking if looking at Punz in a crop top would push him over the threshold, and Grian snapping back "I think that would wake me up."
"He's always right-back-ing, that guy." -Wilbur about Grian
Wilbur deciding not to vote because "you can't force fate", and Scott and Grian threateningly surrounding him with their vacant socket eyes
"The downfall of humanity happened when we decided we should be influenced by the things we create!" -Wilbur, going on an unhinged yet beautiful rant about THE SYSTEM and EGGS
"I'm going to be the healer, because I'm gay." -Scott
"That's not true! I play healer in WOW all the time, and I'm straight!" -Wilbur
"Wilbur, I'm sorry to break it you, but..." -Scott
"Battle Box makes me feel like I'm always being picked last on the dodgebolt team." -Wilbur
Wilbur SCREECHING "Jojosolos!" in the shrillest possible voice before being BODIED by her
Desertduo...fighting...this feels so wrong...
Grian killing Pete and wondering if he'll be proud of him
Wilbur talking about DND and Grian mentioning how he played once, and was never invited back
Wilbur then inviting him to play with him and Scott, completely undeterred with the warning that he's an "absolute menace"
"I can't nap, I don't like naps." -Scott
"You've never had a good nap, then." -Phil
Wilbur having an internal crisis over having to fight his dear, beloved Ranboo
"Maybe I need to play MCC from liminal places more often!" -Wilbur
"There, by the grace of god, goes Grian!" -Wilbur
Wilbur talking about how he used to have. just Grian. as his skin
WEIRD DUNK.
Wilbur walking up to Scott, and very seriously asking if he's ever played Club Penguin
"You just want to be Mr. Beast in Minecraft." -Phil
"I want to be Mr. Rock Hopper!" -Wilbur
Wilbur going between his Nook and Cranny in the MD waiting room
"I may have fell asleep." -Grian after the whole team got wiped 10 seconds in
Grian calling Wilbur's tones "dulcet", Wilbur buffering on the definition for a second, and then remembering he used that word in a song
Scott finishing 40th to Grian's 39th, and Grian considering "maybe he doesn't cheat..."
Phil singing a little song about following Scott as he follows Scott
"I'm sad, the sea's too cold to swim now." -Wilbur
Him and Phil arguing over whether he should wear a wetsuit instead
Them making plans to play Raft in real life, and Scott assisting by saying he'll release The Shark (Sharkie Evans) ((we love her))
"Ay Grian, are you awake?" -Wilbur
"Uh." -Grian
Scar's team being their downfall twice throughout the rounds
"I've had a club sandwich, and it's not sitting right." -Wilbur
Grian asking what a club sandwich is, and Wilbur delightedly explaining it to him
Grian NOT being sold on the idea that a club sandwich could be better than a jam sandwich
"This is Green's game. Scar's going to tell me later how proud he is." -Grian
Scott saying he counts his coins meticulously every night, and Grian adding he gives them a lil kiss and tucks them into bed
Grian and Wilbur lamenting over not getting the ~fabulous~ pride coin, with Grian talking about how he sometimes wake up "in a cold sweat" thinking about it
"The gays stay winning! We might have the same rights as everyone else, but we do have a SICK coin!" -Scott
Grian asking Phil to get high for him in GR, and both Phil and Wilbur being VERY down for that
Wilbur crying out that the chickens aren't beasts, they're friends!
The builders absolutely wrecking shop during the Beach Bridge room
Wilbur and Grian planning out his bedtime routine to kick in during the break
Wilbur and Scott arguing over whether it's cocky for him to say people will be sad when he dies, beginning a minutes-long discussion over the circumstances of his death
Wilbur dubbing Phil Team Captain ten seconds before SG starts
"Phil, you are H&M. You've just equipped me." -Wilbur
Phil having to shop around the map in order to find shoes his size
Wilbur proposing that they have an MCC where everyone's parents play, and Grian calling him out that he just wants to meet Grian's mother
Grian taking a nap during the break and leaving his chat in the fumbling? capable? hands of Wilbur
Wilbur becoming even more incomprehensible during this period, and Grian coming back with the most disappointed "I trusted you."
Wilbur trying to encourage free thinking in the chat after an era of Dream and Tommy supremacy
Wilbur desperately attempting to shoo off the swarm of fans that joined during AR because "the bit is over, man!"
Wilbur just. continuing this fight with his chat over AR the entire way through
"I can't let Tim beat me." -Grian
Grian frustratedly saying he's angy tired now, and Wilbur going into an excruciating bit of baby talking through a scenario of giving Grian milk, comfort, and NOT rice cakes (that'll keep him up all night)
Wilbur telling Grian to talk as rapidly as he could in order to enter silly mode, allowing us to learn that Grian's favorite animal is the seal and his least favorite color is Wilbur's shirt
"Me when. Don't ask me about the antithesis of yeah." -Wilbur when he dies in HITW
Scott and Wilbur talking about "intimate stories" they talked about in private
"Grian and I's DMs are not filled with explicit material." -Wilbur (why)
"That you know of." -GRIAN??????
Phil swearing during the last round and Grian saying that he racked up 2 so far (he's been keeping tabs)
Scott and Wilbur talking about "smooth" and "crunchy" colors
Wilbur going on ANOTHER rant about the nature of the universe, and how they are the universe-, and Grian just defeaning
Phil's chat continuously in agony over Wilbur "Wilburing"
"It's when you wave your hands like you're explaining something, but sped up." -Phil
"I think I might come dead last this time. Sleep's important guys." -Grian during TGTTOS
Wilbur and Phil discovering that the chicken is a drone in the decision dome map
Wilbur getting one half of a Swear Point for saying "Fu-!"
Phil ranting desperately in justification over his decision to punch Scar off
"It's punch or be punched in this world!" -Phil
Allll the betrayal during the Shallow Lava map
Wilbur sharing a story about how one time, when he was a kid, a teacher said he was "too creative"
The ABSOLUTE SIN of PKT being chosen over SOT. Someone will pay for this.
Grian and Phil going into a horrendous bit about Wilbur peeing all over the warehouse in order to assert his dominance over his territory
"Did I wash my hands? No I didn't. No I didn't chat." -Wilbur
The ongoing theme of LET FATE DECIDE continuing in their decision to let the game choose the hunter in PKT
Phil screaming in increasingly high decibels as he narrowly escapes death over and over again
Wilbur patenting the Phil Claws™
Grian now owing Wilbur a non-tired game, as he once fell asleep during his Wilburing
Wilbur saying he can take a nap during DB, there's nothing keeping him here, and Grian hitting him with the cute curveball of "you're here! :D"
Wilbur's chat spamming "hot guy" and him confusedly asking about it
"Scar's a hot guy." -Grian
Grian asking Wilbur to commentate this like a golf game, and him obliging in his own Wilbur way
Lizzie and Scott actively cheering against Joel
Things getting UNHINGED. THERE'S A KEYBOARD SALESMAN NOW?? WHAT???
GREEN WINS! THE TRUE ENDING!!
Wilbur and Scott fighting over whether he gets McDonald's
Pink Parrots finished MCC 25 in 10th place!
#mcc#mcc 25#wilbur soot#philza#grian#smajor1995#birb's mcc recaps#us socket duo enjoyers were EATING WELL TODAY#the philza and grian and scott interactions were also excellent#I cannot stress enough how downright chaotic they got near the end there#Hope everyone had a great MCC though!#I am aware that Wilbur was not in a loading bay. I do however think it's very funny to act like he really committed to the bit that hard#(all Wilbur soot does is eat sponge cake and lie)
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The LiveAndLetRain Master-Master Post
Because tumblr search function is notoriously unreliable, to the point im struggling to find my own things when i want them for reference so im making this, mostly for myself but if you want to use it go for it!
That being said, my tag for my original posts is #rain rambles
I tag all the Technoblade memorial art I reblog with #technoblade never dies (specifically the memorial-vibes art, so this is a bit subjective but just a heads up if this is something you want to avoid)
I am on AO3
This is my pinned post on my main which is an index of all my fandom specific sideblogs
MASTER POSTS:
The AU In Which All the Marriages Are Arranged/Marriage of State AU
Empires SMP Season 1 AU featuring fantasy agricultural economics and linguistics and arranged marriages that cover the full romantic-platonic spectrum. This is my major project, currently. Everything relating to it an be found under the tag #marriage of state au and the master post has important posts, fics, art, and organizational tags linked on it.
Avatar: The Legend of Jimmy
Group discussion and brainstorming post that has spawned at least one au, and some fic and art
FANFICTION:
Adventures in Grian-Napping (Life Series Urban Fantasy AU, Complete) - Tumblr || AO3
Limited Life Oneshots - Tumblr 1 2 3 || AO3
The Elements of an Inter-Dimensional Prison Break (Life Series & Evolution SMP AU taking place overlapping and at the end of Limited Life, WIP) - Tumblr Part 1 Part 2 || AO3 || Summarized [Currently in stasis while i rework it and revamp it]
To Walk A Mile In Each Others Shoes (My take on the concept of Double Life soulbond pairs sharing physical traits and abilities over the bond) - Team Ranchers || Team Box || Dessert Duo || The Boat Boys || The Homewreckers || Bad Math || Tilly Death Do Us Part || AO3
Gone Fishing (Life Series Urban Fantasy AU ft. Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss + Martyn. Oneshot, Complete) - Tumblr || AO3
Flip-Flopped Hermits (ficlets written for the hermit fanon swap prompt meme) - AO3 || Tumblr - Hypno & Stress Cub & xB and Pearl & Mumbo (bonus Grian) Gem & Impulse Etho & Bdubs
LIFE SERIES (and overlap) META & THINKY THOUGHTS:
Concerning Patterns
Out of Context Snippet from Future Fanfiction
Shortform 3rd Life Ren & Joel Compare/Contrast
Repeating Patterns: Smajor, Ren, & Martyn 3rd & Last Life
Ethoslab & LDshadowlady
Final Death Scars || The Diagrams Thereof: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Martyn's Betrayal
Watcher Lore Meets Hermitcraft Recap
Rain Judges the Watchers for Feeding Inefficiently
Middle Child Jimmy Solidarity
Evolution/Life Family Tree & Relationship Web (Updated version at the bottom of the post)
Falling Birbs
This one messed up my notifications inbox for like two days and it is specifically inthelittlewoods fault
Life Series Wing Headcanons
3rd Life Flower Husbands: Fated Tragedy
Scott Smajor Has Been Spiting the Watchers Since Third Life
The Ship Burns Everything Burns
The More Things Change The More They Stay The Same
RANDOM BITS AND BOBS:
Life Series Lore/Bit Poll OG Edition (Season Specific Follow-up Coming Soon!)
Watercolor Sniffer
Skizzleman Skizzleman Does Whatever A Skizzle Can
The True Potential of Empires S1: Scott and Gem's kidnapping
MCYT Wings: Grian || Jimmy Solidarity || Pearlescentmoon || Philza || Illumina || Hannahxxrose || Geminitay (not wings but close enough)
Mumbo Jumbo was the EvoSMP Escape Plan All Along
Empires S2 White Collar AU For the Poor?
My Most Correct MCC Opinion
The Price of Being Birb
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Some funny business from the MCC 22 Aqua Axolotls!
-Scar saying he might dislike PKT more than snakes, and Hbomb correcting him that he's terrified of both
-Hbomb and Scar making fun of Grian for having to make a thumbnail
"What a Youtuber." -Hbomb
-Hbomb wearing a Hawaiian shirt in real life
-Grian asking if Scar was asking Jellie to open the door, and just concernedly replying "Oh dear."
-Grian being very self aware that starting his stream one (1) second early is very very good for him
-An update about Nana from Ghana, with her giving "rich blessings" and asking everyone to come to Ghana, and Grian showing several pictures of the school they helped raise money for!
-The entire team shading Grian for not unmuting until they're like, 10 seconds into the decision dome
-Grian grumbling he does not like BB, and Scar reassuring him "it's okay, Hawkeye's here."
-Everyone interrogating Scar about the state of his technology
-MeltDown is here and I'm terrified.
-Scar yelling at Grian to "Get out of the melty room!!"
-Grian running off from the rest of the team like a child without a leash
"I feel like I've got nothing to lose, so this MCC I'm going crazy." -Grian
-False vanishing through the floor in front of Scar
-Grian and Hbomb being the last survivors in their team and just chilling on a block together
-False telling Scar to use the heater, heater Scar, you're right there-!, in MD
-False figuring out to use the heaters as an extra block to climb up like a freaking genius
-"Okay, I'm starting to understand this game now that we're on the last round!" -Grian
-Scar being the resident bow connoisseur
-Grian being an absolute feral little freak and going after Green immediately
-Grian screaming "Scar noooo!" as he fell down into the lava and Scar calling him a "sweet angel"
-Grian calling surviving and getting coins "the barn strategy" and Scar correcting him that it's "the right strategy"
-Scar saying MD is more fun is SOT and everyone telling him to slow down now, you might upset someone who's listening
-Scar saying he can't "intimidate the other team with his abs"
-Scar concluding that watching Top Gun improves your performance and Grian replying that "yeaaaah, he totally watched it last night"
-Hbomb telling Grian that a pro tip for Minecraft is turning off bobbing completely, and Grian saying he likes the bobbing though!
"My immersion!" -Grian
-Grian somehow ending up saying "there's gotta be someone out there who likes that" in response to vomit. "Someone who's like, 'nice'."
And everyone just letting that. sit. in the air.
"I didn't know how to respond to that." -Hbomb
-Scar asking if they can talk about Star Wars to boost his confidence in PKT
-Grian saying the H in Hbomb stands for Hermit
"I revealed today that the name Hbomb94 for the last 16 years was a long con to join Hermitcraft, and you guys can't turn me away because now I own Hermitcraft." -Hbomb
-Grian mentioning that the other day he said "y'all" and getting the immediate response of that being incredibly cursed and to never do that again
-Grian calling out to repeatedly rotate and False crying out "what does rotate even mean??"
-Scar telling Hbomb he'll be his bodyguard against Cub
-Hbomb saying it's "the moment of my life!" when he caught Dream in 10 seconds
-Scar saying Tommy's "a bit of wizard, leaping and swooping like that"
-Scar saying he's "lasted two seconds longer this time" and Hbomb telling him "baby steps"
-Scar falling and dying directly after he jubilantly yelled "PARKOUR CHAMPIONS!"
-"Normally I'm holding Pete's legs together, and keeping him back, but now he's been set free." -Grian about Pete's team being in first place
-Hbomb dunking Pink because "screw Pink!"
-Grian voting for RSR and Scar telling him that's good "Top Gun energy"
-Scar admiring Quig's birthday hat and Hbomb saying "the NoxCrew is too nice to him, we need to take him down a peg. We need to beat him up."
-False and Hbomb talking about becoming dolphins 🐬
-False calling Scar out for just standing there when the RSR round started, and Scar replying he was "working out my issues!"
-Grian and Scar getting into top 10 in RSR and Scar saying "this is what we do in Hermitcraft."
-Hbomb saying he punched Tubbo in the face and he deserved it
-Grian saying he has a "mind like a goldfish".
-Hbomb taking the floor out from False and causing her to die, and then falling afterwards and False yelling "Karma!"
-Scar calling Big Beans an S Tier
-Scar saying he hopes Pete wins, and everyone immediately going no! he's had enough wins already!
-Grian asking Scar how many wins he's had, and Scar saying "multiple in my dreams".
"My mom tells me I'm a winner every day!" -Scar
"It must be true!" -False
-Scar calling out to the Mega Chicken that the HITW section is KFC
"They'll cut you up and turn you into chicken nuggets! Save yourself!"
-Hbomb lamenting that he hasn't been opening Pokemon cards, and Grian immediately asking what set? what set?
"I've had to stop opening cards. I don't know what to do with all my spare ones." -Grian
"Keep them for your happiness." -Hbomb
-"Nooo, goodbye gentlemen!" -Scar while falling in HITW
-"Oh, 32nd, that makes me upset to my chest hair." -Grian
-Scar thanking Shubble for dying because now he won't be last
-Hbomb seeing the exclamation mark wall and saying "it's yelling at me!"
-If I had a nickel for each time Hbomb got a coin balance involving 69, and Grian replied "nice", I'd have two nickels, which is just a little bit cursed
-"It upsets me that Timmy is doing well. He lost our team SOT last time and I am haven't forgiven him." -Grian
-"I'm completely fine. I haven't been failing at all." -False
-False predicting Scar's Curse will ensure that one player will always be in 40th, and this time it's her turn
"I know how to fix this. I'm putting my Genshin outfit on." -False, who does not play Genshin, and only has this outfit because her team lost a tournament
-Hbomb asking if False is drinking water or wine today, and False replying she's drinking squash (juice)
"Yes, I'm a little kid." -False
-Scar seeing the error of his ways and finally pronouncing gong correctly
-Scar getting on the Ace Race leaderboard on the practice server, which then sparked his leaderboard obsession
-"I could never hate you." -Grian to Hbomb
"I could change that." -Hbomb
-Grian seeing the Space Race map name being written backwards and delightedly saying "I like! That's my kind of humor."
-"I had some really good moments mixed in with catastrophic mistakes." -Grian
-Everyone celebrating NOT LAST SCAR in Ace Race
-False realizing that "wait, didn't Scar get a really good time on the practice server?" and everyone immediately saying don't shame him, don't rub it in...
-"Grian, I need a gong." -Scar
"I put it away already!" -Grian
"I need. a gong." -Scar
-The mega chicken swap being gloriously chaotic
-"Hold down W! Just go! Always forward! Kick ass! Take names!" -Hbomb's advice for BB and life
-Hbomb asking Scar to activate Hawkeye mode and Scar replying "YES".
"He's been waiting for you to say that his entire life." -Grian
-Scar calling Hbomb "HBeam" and Griab immediately decreeing that nickname is going to stay (man loves his nicknames)
-Grian killing a couple players in BB and screaming "FINALLY I HAVE SOMETHING FOR MY SECOND CHANNEL!"
-Aqua and Purple fighting it out and False just sneaking in, filling the wool, and getting the win
-The team using Grian's run straight in approach for good and succeeding in the strat to send him in and then have Scar sneakily wool rush
-Grian and Scar celebrating the wins while False desires more kills
-"I think we might have made the other teams angry, which is a good thing. Psychological warfare." -Scar
-Everyone recognizing that Jojo is crACkEd
-"My whole goal here is to make you proud, H." -Scar about SOT
-"Can I ask something real quick? Why's the chat calling me Sand Daddy?" -Sand Daddy Scar
-Scar giving regular reports that "This is your local Sand Daddy reporting, we have 60 seconds left!"
-"There's a pillager in the water!" -False
"Oh, that's my buddy, we're just chilling." -Scar
-"Scar are you ready to take this sand delivery?" -Grian
"Oh, I'm ready, take it to Daddy...sorry I made that weird." -Scar
-Grian getting the redstone puzzle first try!
-"I'm always upset. That's my secret." -Hbomb
-Hbomb trying to stay inside the red tunnel and Grian going down the blue tunnel then Scar saying they only have 50 seconds left and Grian just found the blue vault and H and Grian racing back with sand while the timer went down to 10 seconds and the 10 second count down booming throughout the labyrinth but Grian got lost. H gets the sand in just in time but it's still counting down. Grian finally escapes the tunnel and gets the sand in with less than 10 seconds left and I'm left dead on the floor
-"I got 31st! Sorry, I have a thing about the number 31 this MCC, apparently." -False
-"What the audience needs to know is that we're all friends, we're all good, but in Sands of Time it all goes out of the window." -Grian
-"My chat was getting very upset at me because I took off my chestplate in order to show off my abs." -Scar, preceding the rest of the team absolutely losing their minds at him
-The mega chicken swap wrecking chaos in the last round, the players splitting into either BM or TGGTOS, Wilbur being indecisive in choosing and Scar trying to tempt him into BM with his abs
-"You'll always be our Build Mart manager." -Scar to Grian o7
-Tubbo throwing Scar off the map and everyone calling him evil
"Can we box him in and crush him on this map?" -Scar
-Everyone rooting for Tina in the honey map
-"For a brief shining moment I was first. Then a door closed in front of me, and I was like aww." -Scar
-"I need Fruity B." -Grian
-Scar admiring the little crown on the plane in the TGTTOS map
-Everyone understanding that yes, every single player will be cheering on Captain Sparklez. Pink needs to win.
-"I almost called them Pink Flamingos. I thought they had a really long neck for a second." -False
-False and Grian tsking at H for rooting for Red
"You don't need to be different!" -Grian
-"Right in the shnoot!" -Grian after Dream was shot
-Grian and Scar yelling at Pink to say "Hot guy!" when they shoot
-"Oh, it is Captain on Captain violence!" -Hbomb
-Hbomb starts opening up Pokemon cards and Grian starts eating his yogurt
"What should I do?" -False
"What do you have on your desk?" -Hbomb
-Grian sending Hbomb a Very Cool Card over Discord because H is the only one who'd understand
-H commentating on the normalization of streamers eating in stream
-Grian and Hbomb editing the script to include Captain Sparklez getting the final shot in the final round and getting the ultimate win
-Martyn is now the MCC player who's gone the longest without getting a single win
-"Everyone will remember where they were the day that Captain got his first win!" -Hbomb
-"Aww, bless his little cotton socks!" -Grian about Captain Sparklez
-Sparklez getting a lil Jerry next to him on the podium and Scar saying now he has to win, so he can get a little Jellie neighboring with Jerry
-"You know when you were watching Dream's POV and you were telling me not to do any of that? I was nodding, and I was like yeah I'm gonna do that." -Grian to Hbomb
"I'm gonna be honest, when you went into the blue vault, I thought you were dead." -Hbomb
#mcc#mcc 22#goodtimeswithscar#grian#hbomb94#falsesymmetry#WOOOOO#What a great MCC#all the updates were very very fun#the team chemistry was incredible#this was a great pov and hbomb got his hermitssss#birb's mcc recaps
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Some silly swears from the MCC 23 Purple Pandas!
Phil dressing up as a cat boy in Minecraft and real life
FOR SOME REASON, Joel keeping the alerts where his character is doing unholy things onscreen every time something happens
Philza finding the dogs before the event starts in an attempt to beat Wilbur's record on dog pets
Joel being baffled at the floaty and snorkel on his skin and Gee assuring him it's fine if he can't swim, this is a judgement free zone!
Joel putting Jimmy on blast before his team for not using a mouse pad while playing
Philza then recounting how he used to use a cardboard folder for a mouse pad
"SG is either really good, or just terrible." -Joel, explaining the duality of life
Sapnap threatening them that if they go middle in SG, he will kill them, and Gumi telling them to say hi to their wife
"Which wife? Because I'm married as well..." -Joel, fellow wife haver
Lizzie putting in Joel's chat she's upset Gumi doesn't talk to her
"Say hi to your wives, that would be more polite." -Joel
Lizzie also showing up in the call in order to clarify she is not sad, she loves Gumi, and Joel apologizing for implying she was sad
"Keep 40 MCC participants in a cage without music and see what happens." -Pete, beginning to lose it
Gee and Joel discussing their deep knowledge of the Monsters Inc. universe
Joel naming his duck floaty 'Jeremy'
Phil agonizing over whether to send the meme <YOU ARE LIKE PAPA> in the chat for a solid minute
Gee talking about how she just starts shaking when the games start and Pete telling her "yeah that doesn't change"
Gee ghosting for her team after dying and saying "there's a little party if you wanna join!"
Gee calling her death "a tactic" you see, tactical
Joel skin swapping with Scar and Pete becoming Foolish
Phil analyzing the the angle of the blocks before AR starts and concluding it is possible to fly through a small gap in the map
Pete having an absolute blast playing this map with the new mechanics
Conversely, Pete having an absolute time of it with the moving walls
"Each lap that I did, I got caught on a moving wall." -Pete
Gee saying in the softest voice, "aww I love the turtle heads!"
Philza finding skips after they finish AR and everybody saying they'll have to watch his vod now
Pete throwing his chicken within the glass tube and then just staring at Phil
"Could you please move your head next time?" -Pete
The dome choosing GR anyway and Phil telling Pete it was intentional, it was to keep him on his toes!
"All in middle, nice and cozy!" -Gee
Joel trying to get the chest on top of the stone pyramid room and Pete just yelling "YO, RIGHT CLICK!"
Pete doing an amazing job of directing Gee in the sewer room
Gee having a breakdown about how the last room was "the worst thing in my entire life, this was meant to be my comeback!"
Gee agonizing over GR and Joel telling her "good vibes only!", and Pete reassuring "there's plenty of time to fall into the void in Sky Battle."
"We were doing so good at the start, and then we pooed the bed, so to speak." -Joel
Phil chugging a series of slushies for good luck, "specifically blue and red to make purple in my tummy."
"I like Big BuildMart." -Joel
Two people hitting their chickens inside the glass this time, and Phil getting subsequently ragged on for having a huge head
"I've only played Sky Battle once, and last time I made a shovel." -Gee
Pete and Joel popping off in SB, winning a round and getting to first place!
Pete falling into the void 5 seconds into the next round
"I'm gonna fill my sippy cup up during the break." -Joel
"This is what they mean when they say drink responsibly." -Pete
Philza being unable to pronounce Rocket Spleef Rush when telling the chat to vote for it, and Pete telling him "God, you're so good at convincing people."
Joel complaining he's tied with Dream on the leaderboard, but Dream is shown to be ahead because of "subscriber bias"
Pete taking them to one of his favorite PKT spots
Philza noticing all the CCTV cameras on the map for the first time
"I think Dream just set the record for the fastest hunt." -Joel, after Dream insta-kills their team
Phil trying to big brain predict the runner's path while hunting, preemptively jumping down, and realizing that the runner did NOT jump down and he is now far out of reach
Pete watching SB and Sneeg on the opposite team and just saying "Fellas, this one is a little tough!"
Phil admitting that the literal only reason he'd be sad to miss TGTTOS is because of Terra Swoop Force
Joel talking about how last time he played RSR, a block exploded under him and he got 40th place, and Pete stealing that and saying that's what happened to him in SB
"Man, these blocks just explode by themselves these days..." -Phil
Phil winning the second RSR round by just flying off into the distance while Jojo tries to shoot him
"My planet needs me." -Phil
Everyone's jaws dropping at False just ending Dream's whole career in the last round of RSR
"MCC really does humble me, you know." -Gee
Gee saying Sylvee is still Top 10 in her heart <3
Phil poorly acting disappointed at TGTTOS being played instead of BM, and then giving up and just clapping his hands excitedly
"We go zoomies with the block placement, we go *a series of littol sounds*" -Phil
Pete going on a rant through gritted teeth about how annoying it is for someone to place a block inside his block
Joel and Phil dying at the same time in shallow lava and and screaming "NO!" at the same time
"Sorry Kara." -Joel
"Are you really sorry, though?" -Gee
"No, not really." -Joel
Phil, for some reason, doing a mini scene on the toilet of a catboy going to the bathroom while waiting for the decision dome
Phil looking at all of the melted ice on the floor in MD and asking who's gonna clean that
"C'mon Scar, hawkeye him!" -Joel
Everyone rioting at the Captain getting 3rd
Joel calling Martyn "the longest loser since Captain Sparklez."
Gee saying she'll have nightmares over the orange block in GR, and Phil saying it's FINE, inflation means it's worth pennies now!
Pete bringing them to his special perspective spot for DB
Wilbur and Phil warring over which team they're supporting
Phil telling Wilbur <You are such a big brother it's painful>
Zeuz winning a 1v3 and Pete just saying because it had to be said, "that was- kinda hot when he did that- just saying-"
Joel agreeing to give a massive "FUCK YES!" if Orange wins
"FUCK YES!" -Joel
Marty becoming the Covid King
Purple Pandas finished MCC 23 in 4th place!
#mcc#mcc 23#philza#smallishbeans#petezahhutt#geenelly#birb's mcc recaps#that dodgebolt was the most intense thing I've felt since Grian's#my streamer swore!! <3#this was such a fun team their dynamic was hilarious#i hope everyone had a fun time this mcc!
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Some excitement and enthusiasm from the MCC 23 Lime Llamas!
The panic and excitement from Antfrost when he was able to sub in, as well as his determination to be PGfrost
Antfrost saying he's been wanting to team with Scar for a while
"I'm so glad you're on our team, because you destroyed me yesterday. You had your claws out!" -Scar to Ant
Jimmy being very impressed at Ant's dedication to getting the Mike Wazowski skin on short notice
Scar doing a Ghost of Top Gun Past bit in order to roast Timmy for not watching the movie
Scar's destressing techniques including holding a hamburger Cub gave him and petting a cat that's playing chess
"I am the slushy fairy here on MCC. I do what I can." -Scar
Jimmy turning into an advertising bot and calling for everyone to join Youtube Gaming today!
Scar giving out fries and keeping everyone salted up
Everyone one upping each other on the amount of times they rewatched the update video
Scar setting everyone up in a burger line, Ant - Cub -Tim -Scar, and pronouncing this will be the order they play the games in
Scar comparing the light show at the beginning to the Disneyland fireworks
"I always find a way to tie it back to Disneyland, you know that." -Scar
"I hope we're intimidating the other teams with our crazy cool skins." -Scar
SG being chosen and Scar asking Ant, "have you ever heard of the barn strategy?"
"They will sense blood, because I watched the vods last time and they were all, Scar Bad! Get Him! We'll stay in the shadows, and then I'll water bucket mlg them to death." -Scar
Scar going on a rant about how disrespectful and ugly capri pants are, and sliding in "Impulse, big capri pants fan, by the way."
Martyn staring at the team and Scar saying he's killed him twice in Double Life, and he'll kill him again
Jimmy trying to find allies for his refusal to use a mouse pad and in absolute contrast, Ant saying he has a special mouse pad which fits to his keyboard
Cub saying he never finished Harry Potter and asking for no spoilers, please
"I don't think Scar can read." -Jim
"I often go on long, winding monologues." -Scar
Ants beginning to crawl up Scar's legs, and Scar talking about how one time ants crawled in his ear, to everyone's great chagrin
Scar quietly saying hawkeye! in the background
Lime winning SG!
"I've got tears in my eyes, tears in my eyes!" -Jimmy
Scar having trouble saying multiplier and asking for Bdubs
Scar comparing the elevator joke to the Twlight Tower of Terror...rip to the Twilight Tower of Terror
Scar muting before AR in order to go on his winding monologues
Tim somehow thinking that there were 2 laps in the new AR map and being aghast at the fact there's 4
Scar calling PeteZahHutt "Pete the Pizza Man" in GR
Jimmy asking Scar if this is what they do in Top Gun when shooting targets, and Scar telling him that "if you bring up that sore subject again, I'll burn your barn down."
The struggle of trying to get everyone into the tubes in the golf room, with Ant trying to get everyone across and then falling off himself
"It's in the hips, it's in the hips!" -Cub
"Send me home!" -Scar
"He was too busy hitting us to think about himself!" -TJ
Scar saying he has the glasses ready for when they play RSR
Scar calling Cub the speedrunner and giving him the job of crafting during SB
Jimmy calling Sapnap's win in the last round "actually criminal to watch"
Ant finally getting into the Top 5 players, after being gatekept for so long
Scar saying it's now his time, it's slurpee time! during break, and giving every afk player (including Ant) slurpees under the name of the slurpee bandit
Cub helping Scar in this endeavor by pointing him towards which players are afk
Jimmy scolding Quig and telling him to put his glasses back on
Scar saying they can only speak in W's during PKT, greatly taxing their vocabulary, and the three of them going through the repertoire of chanting "We Will Win Whales!", "We Will Win Wales!", and "When Will We Win?"
"I've mcfallen." -Timmy
The chat calling them the Winning Wazowskis and Marvelous Mikes
"Scott hit me with no hesitation. Joel too, not even a hello!" -Jim
MD coming into the decision dome and Jimmy pointing and saying "There's our boy. There's our boy."
Scar getting the dunk and being directed to dunk Aqua, but dunking the innocent Cyan instead and getting blasted by Jimmy
"This man doesn't know his colors!" -Tim
Ant, Gumi, and Cub peacefully crossteaming for a few seconds in RSR before the platform is destroyed along with their friendship
Scar attributing his top 4 RSR performance to his glasses and the fact he was daydreaming about Disneyland
"I've actually only played BuildMart once. And I made a catastrophic mistake that haunts me to this day." -Scar
"...maybe should've mentioned that earlier bud." -Tim
"What are the snowballs in TGTTOS for?" -Jimmy
"Uh...griefing." -Ant
Cub watching Ant toss Tommy into the lava, and Scar watching Wilbur punching Eret and saying "I can't believe I witnessed a murder."
Everyone consistently calling themselves Team Consistent
"I don't think I killed anyone that time around, and I was out for blood!" -Scar
"Why is Phil standing alone in the bathroom right now?" -Cub
Scar saying he doesn't want to play BM without Grian, he wants a sand duo BM
Ant being the ultimate leader in MD
Ant getting an ace against Purple and Tim calling it a "quad freeze!"
"We didn't hold out for consistency, we said put it in the last!" -Timmy
Cub calling them the Meltdown Mikes
Cub saying that if Martyn wins this one he also wins against Covid, so it's two wins
Jimmy having no faith and believing Martyn's going to lose
Scar turning on his lightsaber during DB
"Martyn's heartbeat just went up 15 beats. Mine did too!" -Scar
Jimmy yelling "HE PLAYS THE SIMS!" when Zeuz gets the 1v3 clutch
Scar calling Martyn "the Covid Crusader" when he wins
Lime Llamas finished MCC 23 in 5th place!
#mcc#mcc 23#antfrost#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#birb's mcc recaps#me hearing about this team: on one hand no Illumina and hermits#on the other hand Antfrost and hermits#antfrost was such a good leader and so helpful the whole way through#I'm so proud of their meltdown performance!#manifesting scar and tubbo next mcc pls
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Some stuff and nonsense from the MCC Pride 22 Yellow Yaks!
CPK and Oli hanging out in order to record the event
Shubble being unsure whether Grian is alive while they wait for him to show signs of presence
Scott reassuring his chat that Owenge is in fact a streamer too, and not a random man he pulled off the street to watch him play MCC!
Grian decreeing that they have the "world's strongest Build Mart team!"
Grian freaking out that he's "forgotten all of Pete's training already!" at the start of Grid Runners.
"Grian's just gonna ragdoll and see where he lands, it's like in Gangbeasts." -Scott
"Pete's gonna be so proud of me, figuring out strategy!" -Grian
The gang deciding on positioning and Gem calling herself "Basement Girl."
Gem then promoting herself to "Ground Floor Girl".
Scott making a clock and everyone around him throwing redstone at him, just in case
Grian falling behind and running towards the exit door and everyone cheering him on, semi sarcastically
"You're doing amazing sweetie!" -Scott
"C'mon, emotional support straight!" -Gem
The bakery being so depleted from all the players devouring the cake supply that now they're just asking for them to make cakes for them, please
None of the builders being able to figure out the redstone for the final room right away
Everyone being so conditioned from previous GRs that they have to reload their definition of "beasts" for the chicken room
New drinking game! Take a drink every time Grian mentions his favorite MCC buddy Pete! It's happened 3 times so far!
Grian watching the Simmers do the redstone room and just saying "redstone is hard..."
Everyone getting so invested in Blue that they start shouting at the screen
"Grian has like, PTSD from being one coin behind in a Pride MCC." -Scott
Gem disappointingly saying they didn't get cosmetics this time, just breakfast...
Grian relating how one time he went to a US restaurant and ordered a child-sized serving of pancakes, and he had "far too many left over!"
"CHILDREN, HOW MANY PANCAKES ARE YOU EATING??" -Grian
Gem waiting to see when Grian would see the rainbow chicken in the cosmetics section and holding a running bet with her chat
Grian admitting he doesn't watch the update videos, getting lambasted by Scott, and demanding "I didn't start my stream until 8 minutes after the event, you think I have my life together??"
"My content is so poor that my cat can't even stand it!" -Grian
Scott lamenting that he can't call people hitting him a hate crime this time around, because almost everyone is queer!
"How can I weaponize my sexuality now??" -Scott
The Pridebowl PKT map being inspired by a League of Legends piece of art in which the flags were incorporated throughout the background
"Gimme some 🌶 spicy 🌶 callouts!" -Gem about PKT
Gem carrying the second round against Lime!
Everyone being terrified of Jojo hunting them
"I was humbled by that other team because I couldn't catch them." -Shubble as hunter
Gem suddenly becoming British while complaining about PKT?
"I like being British!" -Gem
Scott saying that Vixella "appeared below me like a shark hunting her prey!"
Grian admiring how good Zeuz is
Grian getting mixed up with Shubble and Gem's names many many times
"One of the girls!" -Shubble
"There's no way I should be alive right now, just so you're aware!" -Scott, fighting for his life against TapL
Scott somehow winning against TapL, getting in his head, and everyone surviving that round??
"Just so everyone knows, I have physically peaked tonight! Whether I go home with a coin or not, I've won!" -Scott
Scott then ascending in the decision dome, and being forced to give his Love Bow to Shubble
"Someone in my chat said <he's becoming gay god>. That, contrasted with another saying <he's being abducted>" -Scott
Scott calling the SG remix Pokémon!
Gem and Shelby being on the same wavelength today, The Girls™
Yellow being sacrificed for the Greater Gays in SG
Shubble reassuring everyone to not let it get to them, and Grian responding "it's gotten to me already! It's sitting on my spine!"
Scott and Shubble cheering on The Girls, and Scott saying that Jojo can make it solo, she doesn't have "solos" in her name for no reason
Scott trying to spectate Kara and continuously getting doors shut in his face
"This is very rude." -Scott
Grian warning Shubble "if you're a runner in Build Mart, our friendship might be on the line."
"I am no longer sure." -Shubble
"During Build Mart, our friendship goes into a little box. Afterwards it comes back out." -Grian
Everyone gathering and ascending into the flamingo together
The BB map only half loading, and Scott calling it a trust fall experience
Everyone planning to ride Grian during Terra Swoop Force in TGTTOS
Shubble and Geminislay carrying in the first round of BB!
"I really need to learn how to pvp." -Grian (please, sir)
"I killed Jojo, so it's like the equivalent of killing Dream, right?" -Grian
"I lost my plot armor, Dream killed me." -Grian
"It's fine Grian, it's non canon! It's the equivalent of another universe in comics!" -Scott
"I hit a man!" -Gem
Scott going out against Pink in a kamikaze potion of harming
"You get style points for that one." -Grian
Scott getting an ace against Orange! He's a PVP god!
"Grian's like, I aged 13 years, just in these last few games." -Scott
Grian and Scott both getting 420 coins in BB! Ayyyyy!
Grian scheduling himself to go to Ghana, and getting a little nervous about meeting with Nana and the village, as he is "a socially anxious man who has spent his mid 20's behind a computer screen".
Grian rambling about editing and his videos during the break so long that he completely forgets to get his anticipated glass of water
Everyone responding "Aye aye Captain!" to Grian directing in BM
Y'all I'm actually just watching in awe with my jaw dropped while Yellow absolutely dominates BM. I'm so impressed. They didn't move from first place ONCE.
Scott talking about how he and Shubble always hold hands during SOT
"I smell. I didn't smell before this, but now I smell." -Grian
Gem deciding she'd going to punch and be a menace this TGTTOS, and everyone telling her it's fine, it's non canon, it won't hurt her vibe.
Wilbur joining the vc on Shubble's account and talking with Grian and Gem during AR, because he heard "it's Ace Race time."
"Scott sounds a little different." -Gem
Wilbur beginning his AR podcast in his "sensual voice" with Grian and Gem listening in shocked horror while he talks about "doing" her, how he's "a bit of a demon" with both AR and SOT, discusses the intimate workings of his complex relationship, and him and Grian agreeing to both put each other down for teams next MCC
Shubble giving her account to Wilbur for AR, and Scott giving his account to Owen, saying if Owen gets top 3 he'll donate 1000 pounds (he did)
Gem getting her best AR performance yet with Wilbur in her ear
"I just want Wilbur to know that my chat did not enjoy that. He was talking to Ace Race, but it was a little bit charged." -Grian
"When the wall says Gay, you shout Gay!" -Scott about HITW
Gem and Scott missing the yellow platforms this time around, while Shubble is glad to have the HITW she knows and loves back
"Yellow! That's...the color of the wall. I'm not speaking again." -Shubble
Everyone calling the Green wall "Grian, Grian, Grian."
"Shelby it's Hole In The Wall, not Ace In The Wall, so you had your game." -Scott
Shelby tragically dying to a zombie and saying "that's it, I'm getting toxic with my eggs now."
"Noo there's so many mobs!" -Gem
"You're welcome!" -Scott
Grian winning the second round and SCREAMING into the mic!
"Grian is reaching octaves previously unknown to man!" -Scott
"Grian just picks a new game each MCC to pop off this time." -Scott after Grian gets in the top 5 players of HITW
"When the stars align, I'll pop off in every game!" -Grian
Scott introducing everyone to the Hard Button™ in Terra Swoop Force
The NPCs in TGTTOS being the straight MCC players
Scott and Shubble getting into a cycle of getting on top of each other
"Me and Shelby keep mounting each other!" -Scott
Owen and Scott reading out Gumi's message demanding which "BOOT LICKING BEAN SLURPING FELLAS" HIT HER in tandem
Owen encouraging Scott to be nice, and then watching him get hit and doing a heel turn straight into KILL THE MAN
Everyone continuously mourning that if they'd just gotten a normal Survival Games...
Geminislay carrying TGTTOS!
Scott and Gem getting wings, becoming " a gay butterfly" and "a pride fairy!"
Shubble and Scott calling for donations to them, two gays
"They say charity starts at home, and home is me!" -Scott
Shubble breathing heavily and murmuring "Let us in." about 20v20 DB
Grian asking "is this what is was like to watch me?" during Red's 1v3
Grian taking a moment to address this one guy Brady in the chat who has been consistently asking how Maui and Pearl are doing the entire tournament, and saying "they're doing great, they're my cats, they're all cute and snuggly!"
Gem just admiring her pride wings and comparing them to her Empires wings
Grian killing his one-sided arch nemesis, Zeuz, in the 20v20
"I ate it." -Grian after dying
"That one almost came for me, I felt it on my chin!" -Shubble
Shubble almost rounding out her MCC story by doing a Shubble once again in the 20v20, but losing to Jacksepticeye
"He's an ally, he's carrying a gay!" -Scott about Grian's gay chicken buddy
Yellow Yaks finished MCC Pride 22 in 4th place!
#mcc#mccp 22#grian#geminitay#shubble#scott smajor#this was an incredibly fun event#it was so good to have bm back babeyyyy#happy pride everyone! I hope every person has a great time <333#mccp22#mcc pride 22#birb's mcc recaps
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Some irreverent chaos from the MCC 24 Green Geckos!
Gem saying Oli is too loud and him replying "you can turn me down to zero if you don't want to hear my ~funny bits~!"
TapL saying he didn't vod review Turtle Run and everyone demanding he watch it RIGHT NOW, OPEN IT UP RIGHT NOW
I also need to mention this is the first time I've watched Oli and his sound effects+music is the best thing I've ever heard
"Do we know left from right? That's important to know before we start doing call outs. If you need a reminder just keep an L by the side of your screen." -Gem
Oli and Gem getting excited over saiko posting their fanart for the event
"They really know how to make me look like an anime protag!" -Oli
"Are we doing a cage stream? We will be doing two cage streams! But for this I've been freed from my cage!" -Oli
5up saying he's getting "bored" of SOT and he needs to "spice it up"
THEY'RE GOING TO BE DOING A ROTATING SANDKEEPER???
Oli freaking out over his sound and Gem shutting him down that she "does NOT want to hear about his tech problems right now."
"If you eat a burger, it slows you down." -TapL
"You are the mother duck, we are the ducklings. Go forth." -Gem to 5up in MD
TapL immediately following that up with a series of obnoxious quacking noises
Oli just flying through an empty map after he died, until he finally figures out how to teleport to mid
The disaster of that fight with Yellow, compounded with the fact that Oli turned his narrator on during the fight. That deadpan robotic voice describing their losing fight while Oli frantically tries to turn it off was a work of art.
Everyone just marveling over how cool MD is while watching the last fight
Oli's FAT DUMPY breaking the elevator
"This is it, after all the pvp teams are like, YES!, their mental high note, here is where we crush their mental." -5up, employing psychological warfare in SOM (Sands Of Mart)
The unhabitable conditions of the block rooms, with pillagers and skeletons breaking their concentration every 2 seconds
Oli and Gem occasionally fighting like bickering siblings
Oli accidentally dropping a "fucked up" in Gem's presence and immediately covering it up with "messed up"
Gem giving the brutal review that "our coms are rougher than I thought it'd be, not gonna lie."
"That remix helped nothing and hurt everything." -Gem
TapL spilling a "dollop" of water on his keyboard
"I've had a big scream!" -Oli
"I need to get my energy out in a stabby game, where I can punch and kick and flail!" -Oli
The chat calling them "the green anxiety's"
Half of the team getting frozen during the vote and demanding a recount
Oli beefing with Joel in the chat over the wait for 5up to rejoin
Oli giving Sapnap permission to pee, and TapL truthing that he didn't wash his hands
5up going through the most stressful experience in his life attempting to reconnect to MCC with the weight of 40 people's expectations on his shoulders
Gem calling TapL "our little green boy" as he flies in RSR
"I got a kill on Sparklez, so that's good. Gotta keep the old man down-" -Oli
TapL calling the way Illumina hit Purpled off the edge and won second round "sexy"
Oli coming in and interrupting 5up's pep talk, and Gem shushing him
TapL digging a hole in mid during SB, getting ferreted out by Pink, and then proceeding to slaughter 3/4 Pensioners
Oli asking if they can take Hamnah and Jojo, and Gem just responding with the most affronted "no."
TapL and Gem winning the second round!
"We've got our spirits awfully down for a team that's in 5th!" -Gem
TapL talking about how, when he was rushing to find a Turtle Run vod, he instead found results on a place called Turtle Run in Illinois
Gem being very rudely awakened about the amount of lava present in the BB map
Oli getting lost about how to get down to middle even though that was what 5up's pre-game pep talk was all about 😭
TapL whaling on Captain Sparklez and screaming "I'M SORRY. I STILL WATCH YOUR VIDEOS!"
"I got shot by The Gay." -TapL after getting killed by Scott
"Not THE GAY!" -Oli
"We don't follow rules 5up, we aren't even listening to our own words!" -Gem
TapL producing an AI generated sentence as an example of Things He Would Say In SOT
Oli eloping with Martyn in HITW during the Mega Chicken Vote, making them the only two HITW enjoyers in the dome!
TapL planning to speedrun AR and putting together a hype playlist (which sadly does not include the Jellyfish Jam from Spongebob SquarePants)
Just the wildly different vibes between each stream, with Gem and 5up being very chill, Oli blasting the loudest hype music available, and TapL listening to the MCC Update video on accident
Both TapL and 5up once again freezing??? 5up straight up crashing????
"They should just give us stimulus coins, for the oopsie." -TapL
TapL predicting his win the second time around and dubbing it TurtleGate
Oli narrating his AR journey and consistently improving the whole way through!
Everyone on Green finishing in a row, aside from 5up who finished a single place apart from them
The absolute travesty that was HITW getting chosen over GR. Who decided this. One of you is going to pay for this. 👁👁
TapL saying he's reaching for the moon this HITW round because it was Techno's philosophy, and getting first place!
"How are you feeling?" -TapL
"HOT." -Oli
Gem and 5up asking Oli if he knows what the colored walls mean in SOT, and the dead silence when he says no (as a funny lil joke, just a silly jest)
"No risky things!" -5up
"Oh no, I did risky things!" -Oli
"...I need to be unlocked." -Oli
5up getting locked in at the end, and Oli declaring "that's showbiz, baby!"
TapL putting on videos of cats to relax
"The reddit predicted us 9th...and I guess they were right!" -Gem
"The reddit can read me like a book." -Oli
TapL putting on the Benny Hill theme during DB
This MCC was a straight up fever dream.
Green Geckos finished MCC 24 in 9th place!
#mcc#mcc 24#tapl#5upps#geminitay#theorionsound#this was quite an eventful mcc#i chose this team because it had high energy but tbh it might've been a little TOO much energy#might fuck around and watch noxcrew live next mcc <3#I can't wait...my man Grian's glorious return to mcc next month PLEASE#hope everyone had a fun and sexy mcc!!! !! <33333 !#birb's mcc recaps
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Some vicarious victories from the MCC 23 Orange Ocelots!
Quig for some reason believing Aqua Axolotls wasn't a team this MCC, suggesting that perhaps NoxCrew switches it up every so often??? Sir???
"Considering I've looked at a monitor my entire life, I might need glasses. But if I never go to the eye doctor, I'll never know!" -Quig
Quig talking about how he likes taste tasting energy drinks like the gamer he is
Martyn detailing how he's at a disadvantage for half of the games in this event, and Eret reassuring him last time she didn't even watch the video before playing MD and her team ended up winning!
Eret asking Quig if he'd like to be an honorary British person for the event, and Quig replying "Um...I don't know."
Eret designating him British because he's part Scottish and Quig asking for sadges in the chat
The three of them having an extended talk about accents
"I have a mute button, so I can give that a quick press every time I'm coughing up a lung." -Martyn
"I may have destroyed our team morale, because I met Finn at Twitch Con the other day and absolutely destroyed him at this weird shuffleboard game, so I don't think we're on the best of talking terms right now." -Martyn
Eret mentioning how they used to watch Martyn when they were 10, and Quig also saying he used to watch Martyn as a kid, and Martyn being hit with a wave of ohmygodI'vebeendoingthisfor11years
"I'm all for being bossed around, feel free to use my ears." -Martyn
Finn not unmuting until they're literally a minute into the decision dome
Everyone agreeing cakes are The Strat in SG
Quig talking about how he was sent an orange ocelot by Mojang a while ago, and Eret being taken aback at the flex
Finn and Eret joining forces as the crop top wearers
Martyn complaining Finn said he was going to cosplay him, he stole half of his clothes at Twitch Con and everything!
Everyone being disgusted at the Mike Wazowski skins Lime have on, although Quig acknowledges how impressive it is they got a skin for Antfrost so quickly
Everyone bullying Finn for looking like Vector from Despicable Me
Eret reflecting on how the rule about continuing the event if a player takes too long started because of that one time he bluescreened during SOT
"Thank you for killing Elaina for me." -Eret
Eret and Martyn gaslighting Quig into believing British people say 'evelator' instead of 'elevator'
Quig making sure that Finn is very clear on the fact they have to activate the elytra in AR now
"Listen, I don't know if you need a carry on this one, but not to brag, one time I got 38th." -Finn
Martyn getting mistaken for Phil many times during Twitch Con, to the point even Fundy mistook him at one point
"Oh, I've fallen." -Martyn
"And I can't get up? :D" -Quig
Quig noting CPK got first place, and Martyn predicting that'll be in his All Things MCC highlights video
"How tall are you Quig?" -Finn
"Six foot." -Quig
"...Okay someone else go." -Finn
Everyone weird dunking on CPK's team when Quig goes straight for him
"I got the dunk and I knew what I needed to do." -Quig
Quig mentioning his girlfriend is knocking everything over, and Eret taking no prisoners and asking if his girlfriend's a cat
"I'm not that lonely, Eret! Jeez!" -Quig
"Jeez, I'm not that lonely! It's a dog." -Martyn
Quig mentioning he has 4 dogs, Eret saying that's too many dogs, and Quig saying actually, that's ~four~ many dogs
"Does Sapnap's skin have nipples?" -Martyn
Martyn discussing the his pattern of dodgebolts, as he's been in dodgebolt twice before, both times on Orange, both times he's lost, and both times a teammate did a wildly improbable shot
Quig removing his shades, which then prompts Eret to demonstrate how she can transform into Herobrine with a single click of a button
"I'm being gaslit this entire MCC, I thought I was supposed to trust me teammates!" -Quig
"Have you ever played in this event before?" -Martyn
"A- almost all of them!" -Quig
Finn explaining that he keeps muting because he's just screaming and doesn't want to ruin their streams
Eret's stats reading that they eliminated 0 players and 1 teammate in SB
Quig inadvertantly killing Finn in the next round by placing a block, and Martyn dying to his TNT later on
"Man, we are great at team killing!" -Eret
Martyn being disappointed at the lack of employees manning the Burgers But Fast stand, and asking "what are we not paying the NoxCrew for?"
Martyn giving his dark unhinged theories on Spongebob's crabby patty recipe
Eret pointing out a fan with a L'Manburg skin for being outdated
Orange winning against Red in PKT in a stunning bit of foreshadowing
"Something possessed me today, I've never played like that in my life." -Martyn
3 OF THEM MAKING IT INTO THE TOP 5 PLAYERS
Martyn saying he's beginning to Covid Crash and Quig advising him to get his wife to get him a 5 hour energy
"Ever since I took my glasses off, we've been doing great!" -Quig
Finn comparing his eyes to a "creature", and calling Quig's "uncanny valley"
Eret doing breathing exercises to calm themselves down for RSR
Quig saying if they follow him on the bridging TGTTOS maps, they'll get the team bonuses...hopefully..."knock on wood. *knock knock knock*"
"I'm on the struggle bus, boys." -Martyn
Eret seeing Elaina struggle to finish and typing <L> in the chat
Elaina seeing Eret struggle to finish and putting <L> in the chat
"Follow Bedwars man!" -Finn about Quig
The slowly building realization that they could actually go to DB!
Quig repeating the whole way through that communication is where it's at! Communication is what we need!
Finn constantly having wardrobe and technological malfunctions throughout MD
The incredible communication during MD, with Orange winning two rounds in a row!
Everyone letting out a harmonized "woo!" after the second round
Quig shaking in fear when entering the coin room and asking for someone to hold his hand
"Come on Antfrost, I love you buddy but you gotta lose!" -Finn
3 of them ending up in the Top 5 players again!
The SCREAMING when they realize they're in DB!
"The rags to riches story!" -Finn
"Already, I feel my pulse in my throat." -Martyn
"I'm out of breath, even though this is Minecraft!" -Eret
"I've got cold sweats and goosebumps, and I'm not sure which one's Covid!" -Martyn
"Covid symptoms remarkably similar to Dodgebolt nerves." -Finn
Finn hurting his hand from how hard he clapped when they won a round
"Thank you very much for the vibes today boys!" -Martyn
Eret and Quig saying they had to help their childhood hero win
"Is this just calling me old, we have to help the old man with his Zimmerman up the stairs?" -Martyn
"It was payback for the years of entertainment." -Quig
Finn running past the team in the Hall Of Fame while they stand in front of their statues and everyone screaming at him that they're right there! Right here!
Martyn clarifying that it was not his wife who ran in screaming happily, he has Covid, she would not do that
Martyn planning on buying a "thicc chain" to put the MCC coin on
Quig deciding to put the coin on his Orange Ocelot stuffed animal
Orange Ocelots finished MCC 23 in 1st place!
#mcc#mcc 23#eret#inthelittlewood#quig#f1nn5ter#birb's mcc recaps#the vibes were AMAZING#it's actually nuts how martyn quig and eret had never spoken before this mcc#their communication was so good#and that meltdown was a thing of beauty
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Some scorching successes from the MCC 25 Green Geckos!
Magical mountain stealing the socket eyes for their own purposes, which Scar wholeheartedly blames on Joel
Their skins are perhaps some of the best that have ever debuted on MCC. The evening gowns complimenting the stormtroopers?? Incredible.
Tubbo orbiting around Scar like he's the center of the universe <3
Scar entering the vc by whispering haunted echoes of "green geckoes..."
Callum and Jojo pondering the potential of cats that could be unlocked should they have thumbs
"I just want you to know I've fashioned up a padded royal chair for you guys to carry me on." -Scar
Callum calling SOT and GR "statistically horrific" for them
Oli getting penalized in Joel's chat for calling the enemy team "idiots", but approving of Scar
Scar calling Tubbo "a little pirate, a little buccaneer-like!"
Scar's watch telling him that he was going to have "impaired reflexes" when he woke up that day
Callum calling the idea that 6 hours is a decent amount of sleep "the gamer in all of us speaking"
Scar talking about making his functional trash cans late at night and Joel getting immediately invested
Jojo giving an incredibly powerful pep speech under the light of fireworks, hyping everyone up and being an excellent team captain
Callum immediately beginning calling out the kits in BB, confusing Joel, which Callum responds to with: "Dude, I'm a nerd."
Jojo saying she's shaking, and Callum saying he's shaking too
"Cool, we can quake together." -Jojo
Jojo getting aces, taking names
Joel and Scar seeing Jimmy in the opposing team and immediately slandering his toy status to the rest of the team
Jojo and Callum having their minds messed with by the amount of MCC Island they've been playing
Scar sharing a fact about calming yourself and the chat skeptically asking if this was a "Scar fact" or a real fact
Jojo and Callum being horrified by the monstrosity at the bottom of the elevator
Callum understanding that the continuous dunking is a karmic punishment that's reached mythic status at this point
"I've yet to not have a good time with Scar!" -Callum
Everyone asking for another speech from Jojo before MD
The team winning the first round of MD!!! Masterfully played!
"I want a count of how many times I hotguy-ed somebody." -Scar
The dynamic between Jojo and the others being solidified through Callum complimenting her, Jojo saying she was nervous, and everyone reassuring her that it was not apparent at all
"I am not looking at the incoming destruction." -Jojo
Scar adding insult to injury by slandering the "fake socket duo" after Green wiped Pink
Scar getting frozen above lava, and saying "I'm going into to hot tub soon if anyone wants to join me."
Them once again winning, ending MD in first place with a 300 coin difference?? Absolute foreshadowing.
3/4 of them getting into the top 5 MD players, with Scar incredibly close behind
"You guys popped off, you guys are my heroes." -Jojo
Scar being notified that he was in the top 10, and immediately asking if they see Jellie? (They do!)
"They say S-Tier for Scar-Tier." -Scar
Callum tiredly explaining the weird dunk meme to the others
Everyone picking up saying "hawkeye!" when shooting during GR
The roller coaster of emotions that was the room breakdown of coins, and the agony of how they spent four and a half minutes in the tower room
Callum somehow moving up a place after that???
Scar doing the echoey Green Geckoes voice as a running bit after every game
Everyone making cat noises for a solid minute in imitation of their own pets
Callum and Joel engaging in a brief battle of wills with Jimmy before getting dunked
Joel explaining why he's spamming <YOU ARE A TOY> to Tim in the chat, and Callum congratulating him on the great joke
Scar ONCE AGAIN killing Jack Manifold, this time in SG, and saying "Jack's been Scarified!" I don't know how Jack could ever come back from that.
"We should go for them. Wilbur has no pants." -Jojo over Scar's giggling
"Good for Wilbur." -Callum
Jojo getting in the top 5 players for SG! QUEEN!
"Jojo...I have something to admit. They weren't throwing potions at us. I was. I was like, the arm on those guys over there! But I was adjusting, it was a whole thing." -Scar, confessing with great shame
"The slushy fairy has been activated." -Scar during the break
Scar giving Tubbo an extra "because slushy gang", Scott an extra slushy, Pearl "because she's Pearl", and then just showering Grian with all the slushies in his inventory
Joel explaining he stopped using face cam "because my concentration is horrible"? Scar being the voice of the people and saying that he needs to show his face cam now.
Scar watching someone fall during AR and delightedly declare "we love to see the failure!"
"I was so excited and swinging my hand around that my watch asked if I was okay and whether it should call me emergency contacts." -Scar, after getting 25th
AR bringing them SKY HIGH and giving them a coin gap of 2k above second
Callum observing Pete's arc from 38th to 19th like the stats nerd he is
"Jojo, win all three rounds please." -Joel before HITW
Scar, watching Jojo and Callum play: "Look at our stormtroopers go, I'm so proud of them."
"For our princesses!" -Callum
Everyone yelling "ENERGY!" before TGTTOS in order to pump up the group
Callum beginning to sing Everything Is Awesome and Joel immediately shutting him down
"Can you hear that? It's the cries of Hbomb in the distance." -Scar after PKT was chosen
Callum seeing Purpled is hunting and gagging
"Purpled? More like Shmurpled." -Callum
"Wiggle those gecko-y legs!" -Scar
Scar accidentally calling Ponk "Pork" and everyone laughing their heads off
"Foolish just destroyed me. Foolish ruined my life." -Callum, shell shocked
Joel and Callum's unwavering faith in Jojo getting 1st individual, and the celebration when she does!
"This is more important than dodgebolt right now!" -Callum
Scar asking for DB advice and Joel telling him to "be random lol, rawr xd"
Oli's advice being "don't get hit, idiot"
Jojo continuously calling Sylvee her hero
Callum for some reason referencing the witch from hit Disney movie Brave???
Callum suggesting he do a recording of him saying "good job" that he can send to Jojo whenever it's needed
Scar calling Jojo "the true hawkeye"
Scar's watch once again asking if he fell off his chair during the victory celebrations
Jellie being immortalized as a pettable cat in the winner's hall
Scar and Joel calling themselves the Top Gun Duo
Green Geckoes finished MCC 25 in 1st place!
#mcc#mcc 25#goodtimeswithscar#smallishbeans#seapeakay#jojosolos#birb's mcc recaps#the energy of everyone here meshed so well#JOJO. OUR QUEEN. S-TIER.#just an overall super fun and sweet stream
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Some marvels and mischief from the MCC 22 Lime Llamas!
-Scott relating his day about how he went to the movies with friends, ordered Shake Shack and brought friends which he now has hanging around the house, and heard that Twitter was on fire which he didn't see because he doesn't use Twitter much anymore!
"It was a busy hectic day on the one day I can't be having a busy hectic day."
-"You looking forward to MeltDown? I'm having a meltdown." -Scott
-Scott accounting for all of the missing players like they're sheep he has to corral into place
-"Happy Birthday, you're old now." -Scott to Quig
-Jimmy asking who did the skins and Scott immediately roasting him about the fact that it is literally in the Discord
"But you're right, Jimmy, I don't have enough on my plate today." -Scott
-New MCC Lore: every single NoxCrew member is actually Scott in disguise! Turns out he coded and designed every single game himself!
-Jimmy's chat sending F's and well wishes the moment they hear Scott speak
"You sound slightly poorly." -Jimmy
-Quig mentioning he's the only American and Scott immediately leaping on him and saying well guess what? Pearl's the only Aussie!
"You're not special Quig! There are other minorities here! The only thing you have is that it's your birthday today!" -Scott
-Jimmy asking if they can please have party hats too because they're on Quig's team
-Wilbur looking at their screenie poses and roasting them in the chat
-"I will warn you now, I have not streamed in weeks now, so I think I have a lot of pent up sass that is inevitably going to come out tonight. I didn't realize until I joined the call and read Quig to filth already, and it's his birthday." -Scott
"You did also get Jimmy to be fair." -Quig
"Yeah but Jimmy's easy to get. Have you seen him?" -Scott
"Wait what?" -Jimmy
-Jimmy mentioning the joke "A Scotman, an Aussie, an American, and a Brit walk into a bar", and Quig pointing out that he's part Scottish!
"But then the joke would have to be "An American, an Aussie, an Englishman, and gay man walk into a bar", and that just feels homophobic." -Scott
-Everyone recommending Quig get "a nice steak" for his birthday dinner, causing him to feel he kind of has to now...
-"Where is Joel? I need to slap him." -Jimmy
-"There's Scar! Look at his lil shirt and abs! Why does Scar always have abs???" -Jimmy
-OwengeJuice coming into Scott's room to refill his water bottle and Scott calling him "a good egg"
-Scott listing how every single one of their team is workin at a disadvantage this MCC and Quig pointing out that this does not sound like the God Team he was promised
"See the problem is that Twitter already hates me, so if we do win I will be called several slurs." -Scott, who is taking no prisoners today
-"Scott actually hates everyone!" -Quig
"You're right, it's a quality if I hate everybody!" -Scott
-Scott trying to kill Pearl and Jimmy's PG streams
"If I win I get one victory swear, and Quig gets one birthday swear." -Scott
-Red being the first team to die in MD?? Proof Scott is colorblind-phobic not clickbait????
-Quig's grandpa calling him during MD and him having to ignore it
"Give it a sec, Gramps!" -Jimmy
-Lime winning the last round of MD with no one dying!
-"It's lime for us! If we break it we win!" -Scott about the elevator
-"25 players to break it, we actually need 26 because Joel's here! He's too small!" -Jimmy
-Pearl's name being shortened to Pearlescentmoo, transforming her into her alt account
-Jimmy having to go to the bathroom already
"Didn't you go before the event started?" -Pearl
"I did! My bladder is...something else." -Jimmy
-Yellow coming up in PKT and Scott asking Pearl if she wants to "hunt the other females".
-Jimmy's stream just dying in the middle of PKT
-Pearl recognizing her fellow hermits in Aqua
"That's the rule. Hermit on hermit crime is not allowed." -Scott
-Jimmy getting tagged by Pete and saying "he had long arms there! HUGE arms!"
-Pearl going on a little quest with Scott to find his cat in the hub
-Scott suggesting they talk about their teammates behind their back and Pearl immediately taking that as a chance to insult both of them
-Pearl somehow killing someone 10 seconds into RSR and apologizing
"Pearl's actually a master murderer in this game." -Scott
-Quig accidentally hitting stuff on his desk while playing
-Jimmy and Scott breaking out into impromptu High School Musical karaoke while flying
-Pearl getting another kill and then immediately dropping into the void right afterward
-Everyone getting confused at Dream being blue, and Jimmy calling him a "blue block."
"Dream blue arc?" -Scott
"I don't like it, I don't like change!" -Jimmy
-Everyone encouraging Pearl to wiggle the cable or get her cats to play with it in HITW
-"Achievement earned: not colorblind!" -Scott
-Pearl getting offended that Quig expects the Aussie to swear and her and Scott entering into a discussion about how the c-word is Joel's favorite but they both hate it
"You're talking about cool, right?" -Jimmy
"We're talking about Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent." -Scott
-"You know, I'm taking off the sunglasses, this is serious now." -Quig
"Don't look at him, I hate Quig's face without sunglasses." -Scott (in a video game)
-"I don't like walls. Normally I'm a fan of the hole part, but this time it failed me." -Scott
-Quig calling back his grandpa during the break
-Pearl singing a little song while everyone else is muted during break
-Scott being shocked at Pearl having never had a good BM round and calling himself "a BuildMart connoisseur".
-Scott calling his cat "a chonk of fluff".
-Pearl having to rush into the middle of the hub as the timer counted down in order to get a coconut smoothie from Scott, and then the both of them being jump scared by Quig's non-sunglasses face
-Quig psychologically analyzing the tendency to go left in Minecraft and concluding it's because of players' left brains
-Quig saying of course Pearl isn't getting confused in reverse AR, Australians are already playing it upside down!
-"I beat Grian, it's fine." -Jimmy
-Everyone agreeing that the hub needs music in between rounds
-"You can't blame everything on being Australian!" -Quig to Pearl during BB
"I didn't make you the girlboss to my gatekeep for you to talk down about yourself. If only Cleo was here, she could gaslight you into a positive attitude. I'm gatekeeping that negative talk." -Scott
"My chat is full of Pearl believers." -Quig
-Pearl seeing Oli's message that he's going to ruin Quig's birthday and going :(
"Quig, don't let Oli ruin your birthday!"
-Quig responding with in chat
-Quig saying they're still "dodgeboltable" and everyone else repeating it until it's just a string of unintelligible sounds
-Quig calling Pearl 'Gem' and Scott immediately roasting him
"Wooow, you just see girl gamer and put them together, wow, Quig." -Scott
-Scott telling Jimmy to say SAND DADDY with his whole chest in SOT
-Everyone shouting out Hbomb before they start, and Jimmy mentioning how Grian informed him that Hbomb's vod review of his perspective last MCC was absolutely "excruciating"
-Quig telling Scott "I'll do you proud Sand Daddy!" and Scott responding "I'm proud of you son."
-Quig asking chat if he's dumb while getting lost in the tunnel and Scott saying "well...let's not answer that."
-Scott fighting with Tubbo so much in the dms that they both get kicked for spam
-One of Pearl's mods sending out a message in the chat apologizing for Scott's language
"I'll go into Disney mode. Crud! Crikey! Shiitake mushrooms! If it works for Spy Kids it works for you!" -Scott
-"See, this is why we let chickens decide the games! We don't get beaten by democracy!" -Scott
"Yeah, I hate democracy!" -Quig
-RIP the community builds
-Scott bearing witness to the tragedy of Scar getting thrown off in TGTTOS
-Quig being the last on Lime to hit an NPC and Scott telling him "don't blame me for your subpar parkour before the end!"
"It was the swimming! I'm a bad swimmer, man." -Quig
-Scott has decreed that Blue is being benched for the next MCC /j
"There's toxic and then there's this." -Scott
-"Imagine if he doesn't win this, Oli. We'll never hear the end of it. He's been hounding Scott for ages for a team to get him the win." -Jimmy
-All of Scott's friends coming into his room to watch Dodgebolt, carrying Christmas glasses
-"He's not gonna break the curse if he's shooting shots like that!" -Jimmy about Sparklez
-"Dream's just playing with his food." -Quig
-Scott yelling "WE SAW IT LIVE" about the Captain win, Pearl agreeing it was "bout time", and Quig being satisfied with the fact that Sparklez won on his birthday
-Lime Llamas ended MCC 22 in 3rd place!
#mcc#mcc 22#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#solidarity gaming#quig#really really good team and awesome event#the team chemistry was incredible#and I'm soo proud for how well they did for having like negative practice#what a good time ^^#birb's mcc recaps
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Some good quotes/moments from the MCC 21 Lime Llamas!
"Here's a hamburger for your efforts to fix yourself." -Scar
"I hope you have a saddle Pete, because we're all going to be riding your llama train." -Scar
"Oh, I'm such a sausage!" -Timmy
"I KEEP NEO-ING BECAUSE I CAN'T PROCESS FAST ENOUGH" -Pete, dealing with his problems through game breaking parkour
"That's going on the vod review, see how Grian does this great jump?" -Grian
"I'm going back to barn for this one guys!" -Scar
"I hope you guys did your homework! (Grian)
Yeah! What was the homework again? (Jimmy)
Yeah, what was the homework again? (Scar)"
"You know what, I want you to be my manager." -Scar to Grian
"Just so you know, we're not friends in the mart, we're friends outside the mart."
Buildmart Grian is not your friend. Buildmart Grian is here to win." -Grian
"I can be the guy!" -TJ
"I'm the kid who's always looking over the shoulder checking the answers." -Tim
"The dogs never stay in the same place, they're always moving homes." -Jimjam
"Channel your inner Tom Cruise!" -Scar
"You're having a great time, Tim." -Grian (threateningly)
-Scar repeatedly asking if the others have seen top gun and getting disappointed by their answers
"I'll just be in the barn over here!"
"Scar, you gotta know man, you're old." -Grian
"Antfrost tried to murder me! I always enjoyed the kitty skin!" -Scar
"I don't even have my aviators on. I mean, you guys wouldn't know since you don't watch good movies." -Scar
"Let's go Pete, be a dolphin!" -Grian
"I love that map! I'm going to sleep happy tonight!" -Pete
"Can i just go on a small Disney rant? If you will indulge" *proceeds to go on a Tokyo Disney rant* -Scar
"I mean I do have a chair with wheels, I can carry all of you on it." -Scar
"You're our little champion llama!" -Scar
"We gotta move with a bit more gumption." -Grian
-Grian goes on a build mart rant
"Please stop calling it a dong." -Grian
-Scar refusing to participate in the sand daddy tradition, then getting roasted for an accidental sand daddy
"I just got Indiana Jones'd." -Scar
"That's a you problem, Tim." -Grian after Jimmy says he's in 40th
"I got to piss off the other contestants, and I didn't even get screamed at for it. Big W." -Pete
"We should stage a protest. Go on strike, a parkour tag strike." -Grian
"Tim, after every game we played, you said 'this just isn't my game'." -Grian
"If it doesn't last 10 minutes, what's the point of dodgebolt? If you haven't had several panic attacks, and sweated out a liter of water, then what's the point?" -Grian
"Zeuz deserves it." -Grian :)
-PETE MAKING A HILARIOUS TOP GUN AND SCAR JOKE WITHOUT REALIZING IT
-Grian talking about how Jimmy put him down on the mcc sign ups, and him putting down 'Not Tim'
"I was building a massive tree that consumed my life."
Why would I have defiled my tree with that Grian? You know it's my least favorite block in the game." -Scar
"I need a book on how to keep small talk going." -Grian
"I also appreciate the grain train, like I looked in the chart and saw just an immense amount of bread, which you know I appreciate." -Wheat
#mcc#grian#goodtimeswithscar#solidarity gaming#petezahhutt#this was a fun mcc#the vibes of this team was amazing#just a shame about the second half#well time to watch all 10 remaining vods in order maximize the mcc intake#mcc 21#birb's mcc recaps#the original!
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Some great bits from the MCC 21 Blue Bats:
-THE VILLAIN MONOLOGUE AT THE BEGINNING
-Tubbo joining the vc and emphasizing how deadly serious a victory is for him, and Jack being genuinely concerned
-Purpled being so busy with exams and finals this month that he hasn't had any time to stress about MCC
-Tubbo having a swear jar where he puts in credit cards for every swear, and then going into debt before the second game even starts
-Tubbo taking a moment to share some fun facts about Maiden, the largest indistrial machine in the world, which cost around 3.1 million dollars!! (I can't verify this fun fact as entirely accurate.)
-5upps reminding the team to play the minigame every time by shouting "DOGS DOGS DOGS" repeatedly
-Tubbo talking about how he's a big fan of Scar and always gets too nervous to talk to him
-5upps being the sweaty analyzing vod reviewing leader the entire tournament
-Purpled improving so much in Rocket Spleef Rush!
-Tubbo completely carrying the final room of Grid Runners
-The entire team absolutely DOMINATING battle box and slipping into csgo lingo and referencing valorant
-Purpled apologizing before killing Grian in BB
-Tubbo killing dream in BB and yelling "IT'S MY SMP NOW, BITCH!"
-Everyone constantly roasting the predictions for placing them so low
-Tubbo saying he "repeatedly placed pebbles which are old" in SOT as sandkeeper
-The sheer jubilation when Parkour Tag was picked, including Purpled saying "God Bless America" and 5upps responding with "We have two Brits on our team, though, and a third soon!"
-They will soon come to regret this game choice
-Jack changing his brand from "Funny" man to "Boring" man
-Tubbo begging to hunt Tommy's team so many times during PKT, being denied continuously, then racing Jack to be hunter and getting his clingy duo pact moment through a screenie anyway
-5upps wanting to go head to head in a manager Buildmart battle against Grian and Scott
-Purpled looking up to 5upps as the leader the entire way through and thanking him at the end for his guidance
#mcc#purpled#5upps#tubbo#jack manifold#a v v fun team#and they were so freaking good!#what a bunch of Guys#just a collection of Guys playing games#mcc 21#birb's mcc recaps
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Some delightful drama from the MCC Pride 22 Cyan Coyotes!
The skins! They're adorable!! Except for 5up's, which is the incarnation of Satan himself!
"Listen, I may be a fool, but we've got team morale, and that's all that matters!" -Aimsey
"I reckon, if we really pull it out of our ass, we can get second. No matter what we're gonna get top 10." -Tubbo
Tubbo asking for some hot political takes from Gumi
"Be true to yourself, it's okay I know you vote conservative." -Tubbo
Aimsey and Tubbo taking great pride in being the loudest in any given vc
"That is a lot of colors, I am dyslexic." -Tubbo to Aimsey
"5up, your skin is actually disgusting. I see you, and I'm like wow, I didn't know I could vomit in my mouth, but here we are." -Tubbo
Gumi saying merging Dream and George's skins for pride month makes sense, and Tubbo repeatedly asking what about that makes sense. What about that makes sense.
"This is where my Maple Story 160 wpm comes in!" -Gumi
"What's Maple Story?" -Tubbo
"WHAT'S MAPLE STORY?...I'm about to say something conservative, Tubbo." -Gumi
Tubbo being so disturbed at 5up's skin that he blocks him in Minecraft
Aimsey hearing Tubbo's getting punched and immediately throwing hands with Jacksepticeye
Tubbo proposing it's time to start reenacting Avengers Endgame, with Aimsey opting for Natasha, Gumi volunteering to be Thanos, Tubbo deciding on Side Character #3, and 5up being casted as Everyone Else
Tubbo having a crisis at being the youngest in MCC right now
Gumi morphing into her conservative self
"She's on her way to the truck dealership right now!" -5up
"Amen, brother. I only love three things: my truck, my wife, and my fishin' pole." -Conservagumi
Aimsey and Tubbo freaking out in fear and awe over Gumi's deep voice
"I will never be selected naturally, I will choose when I die." -Tubbo
5up asking who here wants to hunt in PKT, and the 3 seconds of dead silence following that
Tubbo doing impromptu surgery on his keyboard in order to remove keybinds which mess him up in games
Aimsey declaring they cope quite well, actually, in complete darkness with no light
"AimseyTV what do you want from me? I am talking about sperm in hot tubs. It's a glorified bubbling cum soup. Avoid it." -Tubbo
"I'm sure some people are into that, right? 5up, you're into that?" -Gumi
"Yea I'm into that." -5up, innocent, ignorant, and pure, unaware of the topic at hand and that Tubbo is about to call him a "cum guzzler"
Gumi giving an anecdote in which several children started roleplaying Fortnite at her local pool, and started drinking pool water, calling it "slurp juice"
"So anyway, anyone want to roleplay Fortnite with me later?" -Gumi
5up leaving for a few minutes and Tubbo immediately going on a screaming tirade about dopamine receptors and boredom
5up getting concerned because he didn't research for this MCC, he didn't vod review like normal-
"I just chugged a double expresso coffee lets go!" -Gumi
"I drank a Red Bull, I'm ready!" -Aimsey
"That was really sad, they made us murder bunnies." -Tubbo about the GR beast room
Cyan's GR run being absolutely transcendent
"LET'S GO! Tubbo, we are Grid Runners!" -5up as they get 1st
Aimsey riding the high of getting 1st and 5up asking her "are you nervous now?! Welcome, hope you're excited for MCC!"
The Aimsey prejudice of the leaderboard split, with Aimsey receiving one less coin than the others
Tubbo talking about how he's feeling so calm and collected today, and Gumi interrupting "I slept three hours."
Tubbo groaning that "the mojo's died..." when PKT was chosen
Gumi and Aimsey just flirting and calling each other cute, and Gumi calling Aimsey love all throughout PKT
Gumi volunteering to be a hunter in order to spare Aimsey
"I'll do this for you, queen!" -Gumi
Tubbo hyping Aimsey up that she did "awesomely good, greatly good, fantastically awesomely fantastically greatly good!"
5up hunting Red and saying "don't worry! Dream vs Dream!"
"I'm ready to be movemented on." -Tubbo
"The music is making my fuckingggg adrenaline levels peak. I'm about to start vibrating!" -Gumi
Aimsey juking Illumina in the last round, allowing 5up to beat him as hunter, and everyone losing their minds
"Tommy taught me something, you know. Lib it up." -Gumi
Aimsey saying they're going to get a cat!! in SG, and 5up shutting em down with "No you're not."
"It's gonna be a game of pets by the end of the game. I don't how I can emphasize more that it's a heckin pets game!" -Tubbo
Tubbo advising the others to always have a cake on them in case the border puts you in a tight spot
This coming back minutes later, where they use 5 cakes to make a cake staircase and get up on a roof to take the high ground
"You're gonna get cakes removed for this." -5up
5up excitedly saying he found a cat!!, telling Gumi it's at a yellow place, and Gumi going "Yellow? Yellow DEEZ NUTS!"
5up getting transported to the half-loaded BB map, and getting lost in how "people are phasing in and out, I don't even know what's real anymore!"
"Me when I astral project." -Gumi
Gumi getting two kills and yelling "VALORANT VALORANT! CSGO!"
Tubbo and 5up feeling guilty over bullying Green, and Aimsey telling them "there's no time for empathy!"
Aimsey killing Krtzy in a huge GIGACHAD moment
The Pink v Cyan round going all the way up the clock and 5up making the difference with a single piece of wool
Aimsey calling "Scott coming straight", and 5up responding "Scott being straight? 👀"
Gumi and Aimsey celebrating an almost Aimsey ace, Tubbo going "this is too much positivity for me, I am dyslexic after all", and Gumi immediately yelling "FUCK YOU 5UP."
"5up, you're not carrying hard enough. Carry harder please." -Tubbo
5up saying if you don't vote BM you're homophobic, Tubbo saying that's not a good motivator for his chat, and instead offering Tubbpoints for any chatters who vote BM
Gumi and 5up reassuring Aimsey that she doesn't have to worry this BM, she and Gumi will be holding hands!
"I looked over at Discord for 2 seconds, and I have 32 unread DMs. What is going on." -Tubbo
"This is where I open up Ilumina's steam and watch what he's doing, again." -5up before AR
"Time to stream snipe Illumina guys!" -Tubbo
"I'm having a great time, in this wicked MCC, with my best budders." -Tubbo
Tubbo going on a cheesecake monologue in AR, discussing the importance of understanding sugar intake, calling the chat his Boys, and moving up to top 10 as a result
5up predicting their AR performances moved them up to 2nd, and Tubbo shutting him down with MATH, FACTS, and LOGIC.
"If anyone falls, target the shit out of Red and Aqua, because we need them to fail to win...I'm not a scumbag." -Tubbo
Tubbo losing his mind over trying to figure out what song the decision dome music is remixing, and finally finding out it's Eye of the Tiger from his creative director
"My vodka!" -Gumi, who keeps a vodka bottle under her desk at all times
Tubbo becoming the designated driver of this MCC team after the others agree to do shots together when the event's over
"Hey it's really important for all of us to make it farther- oh you're taking the Mickey." -Tubbo in HITW
Aimsey and Gumi flirting and giggling during HITW, while Tubbo and 5up just sit in silence
"The phrase get a room exists for a reason, just saying." -Tubbo
Tubbo watching the disgrace of 3 zombies piling onto Aimsey and pushing them off the edge
Both Aimsey and Gumi misreading the CUTE wall as CUNT
"Damn, I guess we both saw what we wanted to see, huh?" -Gumi
"If this skellington shoots me, on god, I'm gonna beat its ass. AND its cousins." -Gumi
"AND its cousins!" -Aimsey
"I feel like I could've done so much better if I didn't get cucked by lag!" -5up
Gumi and Aimsey taking vodka shots straight out of the bottle after HITW
5UP REVEALING THAT HE WAS APPARENTLY PLAYING ON A LAPTOP THE WHOLE TIME??? WHAT THE FUCK.
Tubbo beginning to say "oh, I hope they didn't make this all-" to Terra Swoop Force before quickly shutting his mouth and saying "it's pride month, it's pride month."
The two drunkies riding on 5up and Tubbo during Terra Swoop Force
Gumi yelling at Gizzy for going to the bathroom during TGTTOS, yelling him to "PISS YOUR FUCKING PANTS, CUNT!"
"People kept jumping on my head. I mean, I have a big head, but whatever. I look like Jimmy Neutron, but get off of me!" -Gumi, who is always out of pocket, but has lost her filter after the introduction of vodka
Gumi getting hit off and asking "who was it? I'm gonna peg their mother."
"This is the last time I'm playing on a laptop." -5up, who learned something today
Gumi proposing she sell Antfrost's feet pics to donators (don't tell Red)
Gumi offering a kiss to whoever donated 6k right now, and Aimsey immediately getting open the bank account, opening up the bank account-
"This is sports for gay people!" -Based 5up
Gumi, 4 shots down, mixing up the Aqua team and her own team Cyan
"This was so fun! I know I have like nothing to compare it to, but it was so fun!" -Aimsey
Tubbo spotting CPK in the wild getting his All Things MCC thumbnail
"Man has his priorities." -5up
Tubbo telling the drunks to "think about organ donation" while they're taking shots, and Gumi retorting the only organs she's donating are DEEZ NUTS
5up confirming that she does indeed have huge nuts
"You guys ever watch baby sensory videos?" -Gumi
Aimsey and Gumi carrying out an impromptu karaoke, eventually driving Tubbo to mute his audio entirely
5up chasing Jacksepticeye out of the group photo like an ornery wet cat
Cyan Coyotes finished MCC Pride 22 in 5th place!
#mccp22#mcc#mcc pride 22#tubbo#aimsey#vgumiho#5upps#what an incredibly chaotic team#it was so much fun plsss more aimsey in mcc!#that grid runners was a thing of beauty 👌#and the ongoing love story of Aimsey and gumi was adorable#birb's mcc recaps
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Some choice snapshots from the MCC 21 Orange Ocelots:
-The Demon Slayer skins!! They look so cute!
-Philza cracking up over Elaina and Shubble debating whether to use Sand Daddy or Sand Father
"Everyone has their own, I went by Sand Queen." -Shubble
-Philza making a keybind in order to maximize dog pets
"I've automated the love." -Phil
-The team having to leave Shubble behind as they run towards the light show because she can't let Wilbur beat her at dog petting!
"Even at this, Illumina's faster than me!" -Elaina
-Philza and Elaina screaming for the lasers to beam into their eyes
"SHOOT THE BEAMS INTO MY EYES, I WANT TO FEEL THE HYPE! BLIND ME!" -Phil
-Everyone cooing over how cute the decision dome bunnies are
-"The rabbits are a little unpredictable. A little wild." -Shubble
-The bunnies Definitely Did Not Die
"I heard the dying sound." -Shubble
"They were just so excited they screamed 'Yay!'" -Phil
"I don't know, the subtitle <Rabbit Dies> says differently." -Shubble
-Philza and Illu warning of the dangers of Grian on this SG map
"Even if you see him alone, take a full team against him." -Illumina
"If he has an axe, he's taken out two teams with them." -Phil
-The nervous energy spiking when the SG countdown just. stops.
-Elaina being so ready to fight other teams
"YEAH! LET'S TAKE THEM!"
-Elaina getting so hyped by the music and everyone agreeing it does indeed Vibe
-Philza and Illumina counting their kills, and Shubble replying "I hit one man." (as she should)
-"Cue oxygen intake." -Phil
*rapid huffing and puffing from everyone*
-Illumina having an internal crisis during the hub minigame
"Are we just bad dog finders? :("
-The decision dome transporting them literal seconds before Philza is able to pet the last dog
*Cue agonized groans*
-Phil getting stuck in a wall in HITW, escaping, and then diving off the corner of the platform anyway
-Phil then beefing with Noxite in the chat
-"Today's the good day! Good vibes! Good vibes!" -Elaina
-Elaina joking about Phil's bad knees, then getting stuck in the wall, and Phil immediately roasting her back
-Illumina finishing first in the second round (cracked) and feeling redeemed for the first round
"That makes up for it!"
-Phil conspiracy theorizing that the entire MCC is a set up for the Nox Crew to troll them
-Philza quietly talking to Cookie while petting her
"You got enough food, mate? Yeah? You eating well, mate?"
-Shubble talking about 5up in the decision dome like he's a troublesome pest
"5up's in there, get him out!"
-Elaina enthusing over the GR windows where you can see your friends
-"Oh, we know about aggressive waving." -Shubble
"Shelby and I spent 20 minutes yesterday just high five smacking each other and shifting." -Elaina
-Phil having found them 10 minutes in, Shubble making a prediction for which one would win, and Elaina winning while Shubble was "talking weak shit"
-Everyone baffled at Tommy's new political bit
"He's 18 now, this is his new bit. Finally he can vote, and this is just what he wants to do." -Shubble
-Shubble disagreeing that the chickens "aren't monsters, they're innocent gentlemen!"
"They're monsters. Kill them." -Phil
-Everyone encouraging each other to keep booping in Saw Mill
-Shubble saying "That's okay, it's only the first game!", "That's okay, it's only the second game!", "That's okay, it's only the third game!", and getting progressively more sarcastic as the tournament continues
-Sam racing Phil to get the last flowers, after he'd just gotten a bunch, and getting them just before Phil got there
-"You're such a good boy." -Phil through gritted teeth, petting the dog out of spite
-"Me and this game, we don't shake hands. It smacks me across the face. Rocket Spleef looks at me and goes, You are not worthy, and I get saaad." -Elaina
-Elaina saying Phil's brain is so massive, then rushing to reassure him she doesn't mean he has a large head-
-Phil going into Focused Mode during RSR
-Elaina and Shubble vibing together and humming the RSR soundtrack
-Ponk being a Menace to Elaina in RSR and Elaina calling them a "SON OF A MILK BAG"
-"I'm everything except the problem. I'm the solution!" -Elaina
-Illu winning a RSR round and saying, "Oh my god, streamer! (^ ^)"
-Elaina and Shubble cheering on Jojo and being so proud of her
-Phil calling SOT "pay to win, now"
-Phil Will Never Stop Talking about That One Time Techno Broke Build Mart
-Elaina looking through the decision dome items and finding the cute descriptions, and then finding one item which just says, Sometimes wilful ignorance can be the savior of your sanity.
"I need to know now."
-Shubble testing which swears she can type in chat
"I swore?? 😰 In MCC??? 😱" -Illumina
-"I just wanted to see if I could be a perfect angel this MCC, but I didn't. I already said fuck." -Shubble
-Everyone agreeing that if they don't win this MCC, they just go for the most swears as a consolation prize
-"This is my Sky Battle arc." -Illumina
(It wasn't.)
-Phil saying he just tapped out 'Fuck your mother' in morse code, Elaina believing him, and the betrayal two seconds later
"Phil would never lie to me!"
-"There's two types of people in this world: Illumina and me." -Elaina
-Shubble yelling gleefully in SB that SHE KILLED TWO MEN! TWO MEN! SHE KILLED TWO MEN!
-Purple are Orange's mortal enemies this MCC
-"Hmm, people wonder why I hate Sky Battle, what is it? Could it be that it's a TRASH *desk slam* GAME *desk slam* AND IT SUCKS! *desk slam* IT'S A BAD GAMEMODE! *desk slam*" -Illumina
-Elaina going into a Highly Specific analogy about rocks sinking as a kid, and Shubble chiming in that she used to take rocks in the middle of the street as a child and smash them open with a hammer!
-Illumina having practiced sneaking and Elaina calling him a sneaky little guy
-Phil warning to watch out for Tommy and Dream, and Shubble replying "I've killed them before!"
-Elaina employing psychological warfare against Blue and Jack Manifold in particular
-"Grian's scary, dude!" -Elaina
-The streamers debating which person should do the word puzzle in SOT based off how smart their chats are, and Shubble having zero faith in hers
-Illumina trying to bank before the game even starts
-Elaina being the Sand Father, stating they can call her Dad, but only Shubble gets special permission to call her Daddy
"If Shelby yells Daddy at me, I know what's going on." -Elaina
-Shubble just bullying the pillagers
"You're a nerd, AND you're weird."
-Elaina being the BEST Sand Father
-Phil and Elaina getting called 'Dad Squared'
-"I don't need dogs, I have a cat that bites me!" -Elaina
-Phil, Elaina, and Shubble bonding over #JustCatOwnerThings
-All the runners SCREAMING their heads off as Elaina just runs across the PKT floor from 5up for 30 seconds straight, all while Phil listens in silent terror
"That was so terrifying from my point of view because I couldn't see what was happening. I was just floating, listening to screams."
-Eret then coming into Elaina's chat to tell her he could hear the screams from across the house
-Elaina's lil character moving back and forth as she decides she's going to hunt this time!, wait maybe not, actually yes she wants to hunt! (minecraft body language my beloved)
-"THEY'RE SO SLIPPERY! THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE FISH!!" -Elaina her first time hunting
-Everyone shook by Sapnap just murdering right away in DB
-Elaina listing DB words (Dip! Dodge! Run!) and accidentally stumbling into saying 'dick'
-Phil comparing MCC to the Puppy Bowl
-Everyone merging together into one blocky blob during their team picture
-Phil and Shubble getting second and third in pupper petting stats
-"GUMI'S IN LOVE WITH MY WIFE!" -Phil
"I AM TOO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BRING IT UP-" -Elaina
-Phil and Elaina getting prepared to fight in Terra Swoop Force for Kristin
-The team encouraging Illumina to ask for 20 gifted subs for his first MCC swear, which he then uses to say "FUCK SKY BATTLE" with his whole chest and soul
-"I think we need to accept the probability that Seapeakay does not know what a lobster is." -Elaina
(He does, and they apologize for doubting his lobster know how.)
-Phil getting so tilted while trying to get up to the balloon, to the point where he has to put on hype music in order to keep focused and reflexively smacks Ranboo off
-I am not exaggerating he spends 20 minutes straight mentally breaking from this
-Elaina telling them to look at her little chicken feet, and Illumina just replying "...cool feet. 👍"
-ELAINA READING 'IF PHIL DIES, WHO GETS HIS WIFE'??? 😭😭😭 AND SAYING "KRISTIN IF PHIL...YA KNOW...I'M A REALLY GOOD SHOULDER TO CRY ON"
-Phil finally gets there. He is staying there for the rest of the month. He has tasted true glory.
-Elaina threatening to shoot Phil off his perch with the rocket gun if he doesn't give her 69 gifted subs
"ELAINA WHAT IS YOUR HEART MADE OF" -Phil
-"POV, you are witness to Phillumina. You are being perceived." -Phil
-Everyone spends the entirety of the post-MCC period at the rocket spleef practice area getting steadily more unhinged I feel like I'm in a fever dream time isn't real
-"I'm just a cool little guy, and it's my birthday." -Elaina (for luck)
-Elaina finally getting onto the ladder while screaming "KRISTIN!!"
"BY THE POWER OF MY WIFE!" -Phil
-Elaina, Illumina, and Phil at long last getting on the ladder together and taking a screenie! And then...Shubble sending a stray rocket blast that sends them all scattering down like bowling pins. They're free. o7
-Everyone dies internally at that moment and the story ends in a poetic last stand. (Bonus, Scott was watching Shubble's stream for the last 20 minutes and enters the vc just to scream his disbelief.)
#mcc#elainaexe#philza#illumina#shubble#mcc 21#the energy is so hilarious and so hype and so fun#a god tier team#def my favorite pov so far#scotttt pls can they team again please please please#so good all the way through#and in case anyone is curious yes I will be making a post for almost every pov this mcc#birb's mcc recaps
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Some goofy quacks from the MCC 21 Yellow Yaks/Ducks:
-The skins. Why are they ducks. Why does Fruit look like That. Incredible.
-Ren feeling bad about always having an echo when in calls with the Hermits
-Fwhip and Joel gaslighting Ren into thinking the light show lasers were very simple actually, and were always here
-Them ALSO gaslighting Ren into thinking Poggers is actually pronounced Poggies
-"Put your head up king...your duck's falling." -Fruit
-The MCC 9 Blue Bats energy in SG, culminating in them winning!, and Joel referencing Grian Dreamslayer
-Joel's sickness immediately clearing up from the adrenaline of winning SG
-Fwhip finding a dog and saying "You best believe I know how to find good boys."
-Ren saying they made HITW harder in order to nerf Hbomb
"We need more people in the gunk." -Ren
-The last MCC Fwhip was in being the one where Wisp's internet crashed halfway through and Kreek was brought in as a sub
-Fruit saying they'll have a redemption arc in their GR scoring, and the three subsequent rooms placing them in 7th place
-Joel annoyed at the mere idea of his dog barking every time he petted it
-"Dogs and parkour. That's how I live my life." -Joel
-Fruit celebrating getting a kill on Illumina in RSR (for the fruitninja enjoyers)
-Joel catching himself and surviving on the EDGE of an iron trapdoor in one RSR round???
-Fwhip and Ren bonding over being unable to stand silence and always having to fill it
-S Tier Joel!
-Them being the only team to win against Blue in BB, but struggling against all the other teams
-Everybody using the sand daddy title without reservation
-The controversial debate between whether the brown keys are wooden or bronze, putting the team synergy at drastic risk
-Ren pitying Scar behind bars, but also adding how he "looks very fetching with those flowers in his hair"
-"At break time, I was saying to my chihuahua, it's dodgebolt time baby, let's go." -Ren
-Joel hunting Lime specifically to go after Jimmy
-Obligatory *Ren marvels at how great MCC is* moment
-Joel shouting "Welcome to dodgebolt, Purpled!", after Sapnap takes out two of the blue players in rapid succession
-"She got one shot, and just decimated." -Fruit about Snifferish
-"The only reason we play MCC is to prove Reddit wrong." -Fwhip
#mcc#fwhip#smallishbeans#fruitberries#rendog#Wonderful team that just fits together perfectly#was surprised at how many times fruit referenced blue bats 9#guess he was just in the mood#Joel did incredible for being ill the entire time#they won the competition for best skins wings down#mcc 21#birb's mcc recaps
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Some cursed chaos from the MCC Pride 22 Pink Parrots!
Ranbo starting his stream off by reacting to and fanboying over the Game Theory video on his ARG
"I saw this, and I started to shake, basically." -Ranboo
They really went all out with the outfits. Jack and Ethan becoming strawberry maids 🍰, and Ranboo dressing up as a half gay real estate agent and half gay sports trainer 🏳️🌈.
"Dude, Tubbo and Aimsey are beating the shit out of me. I don't know how to feel about that. I'm leaving." -Jack
Ranboo putting up a hospital background on his greenscreen because he's sick
Jack listing off all of the games in the event, and Ethan just going..."I don't even know what half of those are. So now I'm a little nervous!"
Jack calling the resident minecrafters "Booboo" and "Pappy"
Jack seeing the NoxCrew button and wanting to press it, but refraining out of fear that he'd accidentally start the event
"It's like Ace Race kicks in, and I'm like 'Fuck guys, sorry, I'm new here!" -Jack
"I'm ready to fight for the gays!" -Jack
"Are you well rested Booboo? Are you ready to kill?" -Jack to Ranboo
Ethan and Ranboo unintentionally getting matching parrots!
Ranboo making strange noises while choosing his flag, and Jack just asking "uhhh...come again?"
"Sapnap, he's got like trickle down skill. He'll feed us his skill." -Ranboo
Ethan mentioning that he's very scared of Red this event, especially from practicing so often with Foolish
"I found out yesterday he's hot too, which is a real bummer to learn." -Ethan
"He's hot, he's tall, he's strong...he's good Minecraft." -Jack
"Foolish peaked in high school, and then he kept going." -Ethan
Jack finding out that Ranboo is 6'6, and just going "Mother of God!", like he's discovered a demon in his midst
"If I mention Tokyo Ghoul, do you think he'll join the call?" -Jack about Sapnap
"I don't know what to do. I just have this sudden urge to play Juice WRLD, because I'm nervous." -Sapnap
The countdown starting, and Jack asking "why is the start of MCR playing over and over again??"
Jack seeing the lightshow lasers begin, and yelling "Anime is real, man!"
Sapnap confessing to using performance enhancing drugs in order to improve his Minecraft performance
Jack and Ethan getting immediately overwhelmed by all the sights and sounds of the decision dome
"I'm just going to be your bitch for this entire game." -Jack to Sapnap during GR
"Guys, I have to shit so bad right now." -Ethan, 30 seconds before the first game starts
Jack's absolutely horrifying GUI scale blocking his entire view
"These jams are insane!" -Ethan
Jack and Ethan just being absolutely lost during the crafting room while Ranboo and Sapnap make everything
"We did it guys! All four of us!" -Jack
Jack cheering them on by saying they're so "sexy" and "cool"! They're "hotter than Foolish!"
Sapnap asking what other beasts they have to kill, and Jack frantically screaming "DO WE HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER??"
"HOW DO YOU MILK A COW??" -Ethan
"You guys are brothers to me now!" -Jack, after undergoing the Terrible Trials of Grid Runners
Ethan, panicked, asking that he's floating now, is that normal??
"I wanted to help so bad, and I just felt like a kid poking his parents, whining 'can I have a toy?" -Jack
Ranboo seeing that Green is still playing, and screaming "we're beating Youtube!"
Jack saying Build Mart (derogatory), and Sapnap immediately screaming "YEAHHH!!! BUILD MART SUCKS! BUILD MART SUCKS!"
"I just crave death for the enemy teams." -Sapnap
Sapnap being bestowed infinite eggs and immediately using the power to throw eggs into Red's area as much as possible
"They have a chicken army now." -Sapnap
Jack opting out of hunting people in PKT because he has asthma...you know how it is, this maid outfit's a bit tight...
Ranboo and Aimsey being frens :] besties :] every time they interact
Jack getting caught and screaming "AH! MY SPHINCTER!"
"That was the worst thing I've done in my life!" -Ethan
"Don't worry, you've got plenty of time to do more bad things!" -Jack
Sapnap going against the Simmers, apparently containing his nemesis??, and saying "Romeo and Juliet have gotta go!"
"I'll get them out literally...pretty quick." -Sapnap
Ranboo participating in gay on gay crime against Scott and briefly turning into the Joker
Jack and Ethan responding to Sapnap saying "I have to pee so bad it's ludicrous" in drastically different tones
"Do it where you sit." -Jack
"You have two minutes to do it! ^^" -Ethan
Jack seeing Tina letting a fox loose in the decision dome and screaming "TINA, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Oh my god, they had the chickens give birth on the field!" -Ranboo, traumatized
Sapnap rushing mid in SG and getting a ludicrous amount of gear and handing it out to the group, it's like that meme where a character has infinite weapon storage on their person
Jack yelling "Get out of our house!" at Green as they're murdering them
Ethan distressedly asking how do you eat in Minecraft??
Ranboo having to kill cute little animals and feeling VERY distressed about it
"Dude, you're like a bloodhound!" -Jack to Sapnap
Sapnap starting to feel bad about what they did to Green (as he should) and Jack reassuring him "it wasn't your fault they were caught with their pants down! You just clapped some cheeks."
Sapnap transforming into the Tasmanian Devil when he finds it they're playing BB
Sapnap doing something cool and immediately saying "that needs to go on Reddit!"
Ranboo saying he has an idea, and when Jack asks him what it is, replying "...I don't know."
"I kept dinking them, but they wouldn't fucking DIE!" -Jack
"That's my bloodhound!" -Jack about Sapnap
"For the gamers! Emphasis on the Gay." -Ethan
Sapnap asking if he can 1v4 Green as a bit, and then getting absolutely ROLLED by them
Jack managing to kill 3 of Lime and get a win at the very last second, and subsequently freaking out
"Oh, I'm so erect." -Jack
"Ranboo, you're a natural born leader!" -Jack
"Thank you, I'm really good at making people do what I want without them knowing." -Ranboo
"Bro, I'm getting all my shit stolen." -Sapnap during BM
"It's okay, I'm stealing everyone else's, so it evens out." -Ranboo
Jack asking for directions on what he should get, and Sapnap telling him to "get building things...very descriptive, I know."
The team wishing each other luck as they mute and deafen up for AR, and Jack quietly saying "I love you."
Ranboo recounting how he found out about MCC from watching Techno's record AR run
"This is the worst commentary for this game that I think I've ever done." -Ranboo
Jack and Ethan going through actual hell during this gamemode
"Jesus Christ, that was the worst thing that's ever happened. Fuckin' ay." -Ethan
Ranboo spectating Jack and yelling at him to "fly through the air, you majestic creature! Fly! Fly!"
Ranboo watching Ethan overshoot the jump pad and shoot into the void twice in the row, and Ethan rejoining the call with "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE."
"There's one way to describe this, and it's just Ugh." -Sapnap
"Junji Ito style, everyone has their hole!" -Ethan about HITW
Sapnap just incoherently wailing his head off during the first round, while Jack shouts "big balls, big balls!"
This is straight up one of the most chaotic HITW povs that I've ever watched
"Oh good, I thought I just embarrassed myself in front of the whole JumboTron." -Jack after finding out there's 3 rounds
"Now you can potentially do it 3 times!" -Ranboo
Jack throwing down a pig and yelling "bacon will give you strength!"
Ethan seeing the CUTE wall and mistaking it for CUNT
Sapnap predicting the NoxCrew bringing out a second, secret BM round for the 8th game
"If you're gonna get coffee tomorrow, just don't get coffee tomorrow. Buy donations. Buy Pride." -Jack
"I just hope my gamer instincts kick in. I know this starts like The Purge." -Jack about Terra Swoop Force
Ranboo seeing the stack of NPCs in TGTTOS and calling them a totem
Sapnap fucking camping out at the end of the Cliffs maps and doing everything he can to kill Martyn
Ranboo freaking out and trying to figure out why he can't build, and Jack realizing it's because he's riding him
Ranboo becomes the Joker while fruit punching Scott pt.2
"StOp, 5up! Just tell me WHY?!?" -Sapnap
Ranboo finding out Green came last, and saying "well, that's what you get when you go to Youtube."
"You want to see me get shot, I see what you post on Twitter dot com! You want me shot, dragged through the mud, put in a meat grinder, and this is your chance! Donate now!" -Ranboo, encouraging the 20v20 donation goal
Ranboo saying they make the donation link confusing on purpose, then backpedaling rapidly, Jack trying to save it by saying it can't be STRAIGHTforward ;), and Ranboo immediately killing it again by responding "It's not straightforward because it's a money laundering scheme."
"I'm sad I can't see George kill Dream." -Jack about DB
"Why is it playing 80's cop movie music?" -Ethan
Jack cheering on Karl's downfall, and explaining that "Karl's the nicest guy, but it's fun to see him go down with an arrow."
Jack staring at Dream's block character moments before his death and commenting that he looks scared
"You saw his ghost!" -Ethan
"I could smell the pee in his pants!" -Jack
Sapnap saying his unicorn disappeared, in the saddest most confused voice, and Jack telling him "You should've held onto it."
"There was just a big clap of thunder, so if you don't hear from me, it's because I died." -Jack
"Nothing wrong with getting struck by lightning, it builds character!" -Ranboo
Ranboo saying he wants to get struck by lightning now, and Jack suggesting he could change his brand to Ran-bolt!
Everyone absolutely losing their minds as Jack wins the 20v20
"HE'S A GOD!!" -Ranboo
"Baby we may have come 7th, but here we came first!" -Ethan
The outrage when they see Red wearing all the crowns and standing with the coin, with Ranboo just getting on his unicorn and riding away
"I did not go through fire and flame for this! How dare you stand where he stood??" -Jack
"I've been on world tour, and this was way scarier than that." -Jack
Jack calling Sapnap "an absolute monster at this game", and Ranboo a great leader who's "very talented at these games as well".
Pink Parrots finished MCC Pride 22 in 7th place!
#mcc#mccp22#mcc pride 22#crankgameplays#ranboo#jacksepticeye#sapnap#birb's mcc recaps#new tag!! I've already made a lot of these posts (with many to come) so I'll be using this tag in case you want to find all of them!#a very weird feeling crossover event#but very fun#they did very very well for not being minecrafters#and it seems like they had a ton of fun#and raised a ton of money!#which is what matters
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