If Zhongli tries to move his tail away so his partner will be comfortable, you bet his lover's gonna be super pouty and start whining in their sleep. Tossing and turning as they try to search for his tail to cuddle

omggg YESSS, FACTS! ooh BIG BRAIN BIG BRAIN!! fuuuck this is so cute PLEASE!

and poor zhongli had probably just closed his eyes and was about to fall back asleep when you roll over sleep-searching for his tail again. and his eyes just slowly open, a deadpan expression on his face as he stares up at the ceiling resenting his own damn tail. BUTBUTBUT THENNNN he starts flicking the floofy tip, tickling your face with it in an effort to get you to roll back over and cling to his chest again. and if that doesn't work, he finally rolls over and big spoons you while you big spoon his tail with a contented smile on your sleepy face. honestly, in the end, he doesn't really mind. he's just happy that you love every single inch of him. and i mean every inch.

LSDDFKLSDKJHSDKLFHDS to be asleep in bed, cradled between zhongli and his perfect tail. gahhh he's so protective I'M CRYINNNGGG!

Roommate Simon who is weirdly great at dealing with your executive dysfunction. He sees you struggling to just make your brain do a thing and he pops out the lieutenant voice and ... Oddly it works really well. He breaks down your bigger tasks into smaller ones and before you have time to be annoyed that he's barking orders at you, you're already halfway done with your last errand.

absolutelyyy — he sees you struggling to do the dishes, you’re sitting at the table with your eyes locked onto the dirty dishes piling up, anxiously biting at your nails. you know you need to do them, but you’re paralyzed. simon watches this for a moment—he hasn’t done the dishes because you two have a system when he’s home, he cooks, you do dishes.

his voice is raspy and leaner than usual; with a twinge you’ve never heard. “are ya jus’ going to sit there and stare??” you stare at him, confused, and then he motions to the dishes. “don’t look at me like I’m a bloody idiot, go on! do the silverware first, yeah?? jesus..”

and it.. it helps. you get the silverware done, and then the cups, and then the plates, so on so forth.

Antigone will win this tournament and end up dating Doof’s daughter, Vanessa, like the girlboss she is.

VANTIGONE/ANTIGONESSA ANYONE??????

Why didn’t they upload the dapg video before Phil’s tho 😭 sorry Phil but I’ve got priorities

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Try both routes and then end with whichever you liked more

About forgiving the sister in SOD? That sounds like the best option! I may choose to not forgive her first and if it ends with a bad taste in my mouth or I don't like the ending I can always reread the chapter and forgive her. There's also the added bonus of me putting off having to say goodbye to Theo if I reread the final chapter 🥰

If you are still thinking about Pink Elephant oc, might I suggest, perhaps, Pomefiore? It might sound weird but here me out, heady perfumes that make your head spin, appearances shifting, and what is alcohol but a poison or potion? An apple student specializing in potions that obfuscate the senses, whose presence makes heads spin from distinct perfume, whose special magic lives in dusky dreams that make everything not as it seems, where scents and sense are shaken and stirred. What do you think?

SAME BRAIN ANON BC I ALSO THOUGHT OF SMTHN SIMILAR and yes I have already decided Pomefiore for him! His Unique Magic, Pink Parade [ Color Me Pink ] works in a way where it will make one dazed and even see things that aren't what they seem when they stare into his eyes. But how amazing and useful it would be if he can just make such hallucinogenic potions without feeling the need to use his UM? He's definitely a garden boy, the flowers he picks would be so useful for his potion making. Whether it will make you so dazed, confused or sleepy, who knows just what his next potion will make one feel? Don't worry he has a waiver ready for one to sign before they test-drink it. I'm kidding actually,,, no one in their right mind would want to be his guinea pig LOL. He'd much rather stick with making potions instead of using his UM. The reason being that he gets shy when making direct eye contact and sometimes he might just start laughing (He's embarrassed). I only have a quick doodle of him (above) I did some time ago but I haven't finalized his design yet. Thanks anon! It didn't sound weird at all. In fact it sounded really amazing and creative! Also, I definitely like the idea of fragrances being used as well. Thank you again!

Aw, and here I thought moon would take over Jessica Rabbits lines.

"you've got the wrong idea about me Y/N, I'm a pawn in this just like Sunny"

"You don't know how hard it is being a bot looking the way I do" gets right up in your face, looming

"I'm not bad" grips your tie "I'm just drawn that way"

(imagines him singing "Why Don't You Do Right" while doing an aerial silk performance)

Hm. What an interesting idea.

This is the anon who you once called "big brain anon". I just had an idea why Bakugo fans can't see how bad his behavior is: you know how snakes can see infrared light, but we can't, and bees can see ultraviolet light, but we can't? Theory: modern fandoms literally "can't see cruelty unless it's inflicted by either an Oppressor or an Authority Figure." Thus, since Bakugo is just a student, fandoms literally CAN'T see the pain he inflicts on others, so they think we're "mad at him for no reason."

Elements of Anti Bakugou, Bakugou Critcal, BNHA Narrative critical below. If any of these offend you, please move on.

I can’t say this is what’s going on for sure, but I don’t think it’s not that they can’t see the pain Bakagou inflicts, it’s just they don’t see it as a big deal. Part of that is because of the writing; very few scenes show Bakagou is in the wrong. And the wrong actions are usually glanced over, or used to further Bakagou’s pain. This is narrative manipulation in action. Take the Final Exam Arc; Bakagou attacking Izuku out of nowhere, just because the latter was talking reason was wrong. I haven’t even seen Bakagou’s stans justify that scene, or say Bakagou was right in doing so. However, they don't focus on that. What they focus on is what the story focuses on; Bakagou’s inner turmoil and conflict. Izuku is hurt, but the story doesn’t focus on that or the memories it most likely brought up. And since the narrative doesn’t make a big deal out of it, why should they? If Bakagou’s actions actually did any damage, then the story would have focused on it. We very rarely—if ever—see the consequences of Bakagou’s actions, and when we do, we only see how they affect Bakgou, not others. Throw on top of that that literally every other main character is singing him praises and justifying even his worse moments, and here we are. Because of this, it's easy to forget that his actions did have an effect and hurt others. So, yeah, in a way some—and sadly the most vocal of Bakagou’s stans—might be a touch blind to his actions, but the blame for that mainly lies in how the story is told. Therefore, the blame is on the Mangaka, the editors, and whoever else is involved with the storytelling.

Oh so hear me out…. What if the huge fight was over commitment… but it was MC who was expressing concerns over it. This freaked Suresh out because he was thinking he seriously could see a future with her. So being the total (albeit hot) idiot that he is, he reacts by hooking up with the waitress - thinking MC doesn’t want to commit to him.

MC thinks about it and decides that she does want to be with him long term and decides to prove it by proposing…. But then everything blows up.

Honestly from the spoilers (and my head canon) I feel like MC/Suresh had a very spontaneous and passionate relationship and they were constantly doing things to keep the other on their toes. In this light, MC proposing as kinda an off the wall thing to prove to him she’s ready to commit, makes slightly more sense.

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this makes so much sense, especially cause Suresh tells MC he was not expecting her to propose. and he concludes by telling her they weren't on the same page.

so I think your theory is very possible.

Aw, great now I'm thinking about bakujiro

Imagine them just rocking it hard to a song they're listening to together. Jiro being chill and sweet, Baku wouldn't mind jamming with her. Two edgy nerds head banging and half yelling broken lyrics.

They way she'd cuddle up to him at night, only for him to wrap both chonky arms around her, and snug up against her chest.

Knowing then though, they'd probably be playfully competitive.

When they're bored, by playing games such as "" who's the artist of this song ""

If one of em gets it wrong- they'll just giggle at each other like the dorks they are.

Ffs how dare you, with your.. creative thoughts, making me think and stuff.

ME???? with MY creative thoughts?????? holy shit you got me imagining bakugo as the little spoon rn with jirou petting his hair as she hums him to sleep, the way they'd have the most EPIC car karaoke sessions, screaming the lyrics but it's good because they're both so talented. Bakugo strumming an acoustic guitar while jirou sings as they sit on their balcony watching the stars, bakugo going absolutely feral when someone tries to hurt his (smol) girlfriend but looking sorry for the poor girl who tries to talk shit about him because jirou is a fucking unit who will dropkick anyone who tries her

:((( friends w benefits w sakusa… and he’s literally in love with you but you guys have no established relationship like he thinks ur SO hot and wants to ask you out but after ur hookups he just can’t find the words to muster it out. u r gg i’m in love w this man

UGH UR MIND anon i'm writing this concept AS WE SPEAK this is so fucking cute

hiii what about enhypen with the gf privilege? like what they would let their gf do that they wouldn’t let anyone else sorry if this is confusing, english isnt my first language 😅

👁 WAIRTTTT I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS jaANSHDJN ANON you’re sooo 🧠‼️ FORGET SPIDERWON I NEED TO WRITE THIS RN DIDHDISNSHAHAHA THANK YOU I’LL GET TO WORK!! and dont worry! ur english is amazing! <3

The next Father’s Day, Binghe does a whole fireworks display that spells out “Shizun is the best father in the whole wide world.” “TRY TO TOP THAT, ALL OF YOU!!!” he screams. SQQ wants to die of embarrassment.

i raise you an alternate version : shizun is the best daddy

p.s. embarrassed and ashamed for ignoring this. apologies and best

Imma do it after 15th it's my finals week now 🥹🥹🥹

Big brain anon

waiting for your return (hope u ace ur finals!!!!!)

baby, seasons change (2011 -> 2023) for anon