#bi jamie tartt
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IS IT?
He really said that with a straight face huh
#denial is a river in egypt#and all#he was probably feeling really complex feelings and he wasn't there yet to process it#it's still incredibly funny though and I get to make fun of him about it#bi jamie tartt#jamie tartt#roy x jamie x keeley#roy kent#keeley jones#ted lasso ot3#ted lasso
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Colin: Jamie, for $1000, would you have sex with Roy?
Jamie: Shit, that’s tough, would I have to pay the thousand all at once or in installments or—
#ted lasso#afc richmond#jamie tartt#colin hughes#roy kent#roy x jamie#bi jamie tartt#he’s completely gone for that man
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I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY GOT PEP ON THE SHOW
HE INTERACTED WITH TED AND JAIME I’M SPEECHLESS AAAAAAH
THIS WAS ACTUALLY ME WATCHING THIS UNFOLD:
#ask me how many times I’m going to rewatch this episode#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso#coach beard#pep guardiola#bi jamie tartt#jason sudeikis#phil dunster#brendan hunt#football#man city
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so apple tv basically confirmed
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There. fixed it.
#ted lasso#jamie tartt#bi jamie tartt#he is a bicon#I mean look at the way he dresses#Jamie tartt outfit#afc richmond#roy x jamie#jamie x keeley#jamie x roy x keeley#the Im flattered joke for real
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Angst Prompts: Roy/Jamie
Prompt by @novelbear *Their full list here*
when you want to introduce them to someone but you have that slight hesitation before saying "they're a friend."
"you called me your friend." "was i not supposed to say that?" "you really think i'm just your friend? after these last few weeks?"
A/N: usually I write flirty, sexy, happy RoyJamie but I feel like shit so you're getting sad prompts today. (Ficlet under cut)
“This is Jamie, my …friend.”
Friend, friend. It feels like a slap in the face, because it is. Because Jamie is not going back in the closet for anyone.
Not for Man City. Not for Love Island. Not for his fucking father. And sure as hell not for Roy fucking Kent who Jamie had been considering, exclusively for weeks now, as his boyfriend.
“Yeah. Hey, how you doing mate,” Jamie says diplomatically, through clenched fucking teeth as he shakes the hand of some old fuck Jamie could care less about.
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He’s fully trapped in his head by the time they reach the restaurant.
“You’ve been quiet.” Roy says, and Jamie struggles to make eye contact.
“Have I?”
“Eerily. Usually can't get you to shut the fuck up.”
Any other day, in any other mood, the comment would have rolled off Jamie’s back. Roy and Jamie teased each other constantly. But right now, after the ‘friend’ comment. After so much time listening to the hateful insecurities whispering venom in his ears, it just feels like a kick to the gut after he’s already down.
“Fuck you Roy,” he says, louder than is polite for a half full restaurant, but it at least the message gets through. Because Roy’s eyebrows shoot to his receding hairline and his mouth drops open in shock.
“Whoa, hey. The fuck’s going on?”
Jamie scoffs, pushing his hair back for something to do that's not destruct.
“The fucks goin on? You called me your ‘friend’ Roy. To someone important to you. Is that all this is? All we are? It’s been months Roy!”
Roy is stunned, embarrassed, and angry. Jamie’s spent enough time looking at this assholes face to understand the nuances in his expressions.
“I don't want to talk about this here,” Roy says, probably thinking he's compromising but it just sets Jamie off. He stands and leaves the restaurant without another word.
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Roy stares at the empty place across from him for another second before tossing cash on the table for the drinks and getting the fuck out of here. He can already hear all of the chatter in the restaurant escalate as more seconds pass.
He needed to talk to someone. Jamie, ideally, but maybe after he’s cooled down a bit.
He wished Keeley wasn’t the first person that jumped to his mind. Only because it wasn't fair to burden her with news of a second failed relationship after he was the one who ended theirs.
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuucccck.”
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Jamie goes home. And he drinks. He hates himself for it, but, well, he’s already at the bottom of the well, can’t get any lower than this right?
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He loses track of time, and how much he’s drank. Of how many pictures he's taken of his body and dick as revenge postings to maybe piss Roy off more. They don't go any further than his camera roll though, because the liquor makes his eyes heavy and he’s asleep less than 5 minutes later.
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Waking up alone is one of the worst feelings in the world in Jamie’s opinion. Especially once he's in a relationship. And now, after 5 months and 16 days, he’s grown accustomed to waking up against Roy’s frame. To falling asleep with his light snoring in his ear.
Waking up alone, hungover, because your actions may have ended yet another fantastic relationship? Take the worst feeling in the world and compound it by 100.
Jamie isn't getting out of bed today. Maybe not even this week. Maybe he’ll quit the team all together. It would save him the embarrassing feeling of seeing Roy everyday. Of explaining to everyone how they went from best friends to enemies again over night.
He thinks about calling his mom. But then he remembered she and Simon were out on holiday till the 19th.
The last of his hope for a good day is dashed.
#angst prompts#novelbear#roy jamie#ramie#sunwarmed ash#find me on ao3#links in bio#i post new stuff every sunday#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt#bi jamie tartt#royjamie#roy x jamie#jamie x roy
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idk I think jamie tartt should have been allowed at least one cut away shot of him grinding up against a man in a club in one of the seasons
Is that too much to ask for?!?!
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bi jamie confirmed cause after everything they’ve shown us this season the only way it’s possible for isaac to be jamie’s bff over sam is if sam is instead his crush
#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso season 3#jamie tartt#sam obisanya#isaac mcadoo#bi jamie tartt#HE WORE SAM’S NUMBER ON THE FIELD#HAS HE EVEN SHARED A SCENE WITH ISAAC THIS SEASON???#i love isaac this isn’t isaac slander or erasure#but isaac is COLIN’S best friend#and isaacs best friend is colin#sorry jamie
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I will be formally clowning about how all the canonically queer Ted Lasso characters wear leopard/cheeta print at some point,
and also so does Jamie Tartt
#I’m taking all the crumbs I can get thanks#I’ll reblog this later with the examples#bi jamie tartt#ted lasso meta#ted lasso#jamie tartt
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Oldie but a goodie from the lovely @swiftietartt!
Roy finds out Jamie’s bi almost but not quite by accident. Jamie reveals it on purpose but only then realizes that Roy wasn’t there for Colin’s announcement.
Then he happily shows Roy a pic of his latest hook-up:
“…Roy reaches past him to flip the visor down, and the mirror up.
“Hold the phone next to your face.” He instructs, and Jamie does.
“What was that?” Roy teases, finally reaching for the push-to-start, “About loving your- selfie?””
#ao3 archive deep dive#jamie tartt#roy kent#mentioned colin hughes and isaac mcadoo#jamie x omc#bisexual jamie tartt#bi jamie tartt
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also. i could scream at how real it was when beard said other people in the room might be gay and every. single person. immediately clocked jamie. no hesitation. even ted looks at him. which means that every single one of them at least once has looked at jamie and had some variation of the thought “huh jamie’s kinda gay. okay then” and moved on with no further thought. also jamie was flattered but didn’t deny it so imo confirmed bisexual jamie tartt
#ted lasso#jamie tartt#i could talk about this scene for hours i really could#bi jamie is so important to me#my words#ted lasso spoilers
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Jamie Tartt in his bisexuals winning era
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Okay the very small but VERY important moment when Roy mentions to Jamie he thinks Keeley has a girlfriend and it's not a big deal that it's a girl. Keeley was clearly open with her sexuality with them and both of them clearly understood this wasn't a passing thing this is part of her. She didn't switch to girls because she was over boys. She isn't experimenting after a bad break up. She's just bisexual and like it's huge but also not a big deal and literally this is the bisexual representation I've wanted for longer than I even knew.
#keeley jones#roy kent#jamie tartt#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#bisexual#bisexuality#bi keeley jones#AND REBECCA LETTING HER RUN OFF WITH JACK#LIKE THIS ISNT A BIG DEAL AND IM CRYING OVER IT
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Love the fact that everyone in the team thinks that Jamie is gay
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first ever ted lasso edit heheh
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Y’all see that time out video with Phil Dunster saying he thinks Jamie would get either a salad or vanilla vodka for a pub lunch? Vanilla vodka you say???? That’s a queer drink I think he’s bi
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