I want to kiss Cazador, I want the real vampire.
I want to become his spawn, and make me whore myself out for him, I want him to teach me how to please men so I can lure them for him. I want him to come to my cell at random night to use me as his stress reliever toy. I want him to make me kneel and clean his boots. I want him too look down on me as I suck on the dirty rat because I will always be just a spawn for him to use. I want him to laugh at me sadistically. I want his bitter salty ancient ass. My master, one ane only
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My (an asexual’s) reaction to BG3 characters:
@ most romancable characters: awwwww they’re so cute/sweet I love this :3
@ Rolan: hello there fellow neurotic perfectionist eldest sibling suffering from imposter syndrome. You will become my personality for the next several months.
@ Ketheric Thorm and Yurgir:
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Confession: cannot stop thinking about being raphael's personal little pet. he doesn't need all those other debtors and servants at all. i can walk on all fours for him and beg. he can piss on me. he can break my spine.
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baldur's gate 3 is just. break the abuse and trauma cycle. being forced to believe a certain way is wrong. there is more outside of the small window that i perceived the world to be. i will create my own identity. maybe the people i thought loved me did not, in fact, have my best interests at heart. i need to find the clown's body parts so the drag queen can resurrect him. my destiny is not written in stone.
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Serilde: 'Repeat after me: Thank you for helping me, it was very kind'
or 'If you can't make your own manners, store-bought is fine :)'
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Lol, I was scrolling through some of your older posts and saw the one where Greygold was an NPC in the adventures of a Durge. Which made me wonder: Do you think Greygold would willingly travel with a Durge and try to help them with their urges?
The key word is "try"
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[insp Gil Elvgren, 1939]
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confession
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Some gamer: games shouldn’t tell you which dialogue choices are romance options! It makes everything more realistic
Me, who just slept with my entire party, broke the hearts of three, and got married to one of them because I can’t read tone:
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I just love the idea of pre-tadpoled Durge being so intense and repressed- their real emotions can only be implied between gritted teeth. And post lobotomy they come back unable to keep their thoughts to themselves, particularly around Gortash, giving him all these nice touches and compliments they couldn’t before, just admitting how they really think because they can’t remember to be embarrassed.
Durge: We were in love, weren’t we?
Gortash: …erm
Durge: Oh shit, we didn’t say it out loud?
Gortash: No. Instead, you said things like you would kill me last upon your fathers alter.
Durge: You know that’s a Bhaalian wedding ritual, right? Right!???
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astarion does the talking in my party...
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I can't believe Larian gave us all that teasing back and forth with Raphael and Raphael's obsession with the player in acts 1 and 2, only to leave us blueballed in act 3 (Haarlep doesn't count). Never mind all those even more unambiguously sexual lines that were recorded but removed from the game. I need this man 😩
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