Confession: I want to marry Boo, and then divorce him to win custody over Minsc in court

Confession: I'll never forgive Bioware for not making a single Krogan romanceable. They're massive, muscular warriors with deep voices, they tower over you, they're obsessed with breeding, they canonically have four balls, and the second game not only shows one of them being romantic, but also that one of them wants to bed Shepard. And yet, in all four games, no romancable Krogans. I can understand why not for Wrex and Grunt, but you added new characters in 3. Give me some random new Krogan I can kiss.

dylan sprayberry’s hairy pits drive me absolutely feral. is it just me? i just want to fucking bury my face in them and go to town sniffing and licking.

Confession: Call me a Mindflayer Tadpole, because I want to be inside of every single one of those bitches.

Confession: i don’t understand why everyone has the hots for gortash. he’s like elon musk to me TBH

Confession: I think Astarion should sit in someone’s lap and get tenderly worshipped until he’s shaking and tears spill down his cheeks. It’s all soft and loving, finding the spouts that please him while being allowed to bask in affection.

Confession: i want to have tender married sex with gale in his tower <3 maybe we go to sleep afterwards, or maybe just lounge around and read. either works for me

Honestly the thought of Gale nervously trying to conceal his boner while we cuddle for the first time turns me on more than just thinking about fucking him.

Confession: i am really suprised by the lack of hand and like glove/gauntlets in this case kink content about Gortash. Like yeah dirty trash man hot in general, but also hes wearing sick ass hot gauntlets.

ANF YOU EXPECT MW TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT???

Anyway Gortashes hands hot even without but especially the gauntlets.

astarion can never bust inside you because as a vampire he has to be invited to come in

"Gale approves" is praise kink

had a terrible realisation that between the companions in this game, I am horribly horny for British people. please wish my Irish ass well in recovery.

Confession: I just really want to give Astarion sweet little kisses and hold him. Show him that he is indeed loved.

I found out if you try and break up with ascended Astarion at the end of the game before the epilogue you don’t get the party scene. The implications that he just locks you away and never lets you leave are driving me wild.

I want to see Halsin pin Gale to the forest floor and spend the night ravishing him in the "old ways." For Gale to forget all thoughts of bonding in the Weave like gods as he feels the grass tickling his back, the night air raising goosebumps on his skin, the sheer heat and force of Halsin moving against and inside him.

After years of emotional abuse and neglect in various relationships, I’m finally able to get off without shame thanks to Halsin. Something about his sweet words and passion for everything about Tav has filled an emptiness in my soul.