In honor of lesbian visibility week, i present Archbutchess Gortash and her femme fatale gf as the new evillest women in Faerun
(Ngl they look pretty much the same but ykno boobs)
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I love gold digger Gortash. Can imagine him amassing so much wealth by courting various patriars, and after sneaking into their will and testament he even gets Durge in on it; if they take them out for him (in a manner that absconds him of course) then he gives them a cut of the money. Then they go bang in the victims mansion or on a pile of gold, idk.
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I'm sorry, but it's such a waste, that scene where Ketheric goes to punch Gortash, but Orin stops him with the Bhaal dagger.
Like can you imagine if Ketheric was spiteful enough to say, you know the Dark Urge is still alive?
If he'd dropped that bombshell on him right then and there, to sow some discord between the two people who just tag teamed him?
Like oh, you're best buddies with Orin, huh, how cute, you're just the best of friends, aren't you? Well try and remember: she killed your wife. BUT ALSO, that wife is still alive, and they're mad as fucking hell. And they're fucking coming for me.
and then you.
so pick your fucking side now, Chosen of Bane.
that would've been priceless. it would've been such an interesting scene, setting the two of them against each other and yes, sure, revealing that you knew Gortash and Orin earlier. but so fucking what?
the Chosen of Bhaal reveal is boring anyway and feels plopped in there randomly.
at least hint that Gortash and Orin know you too, and that you're far more important than you even imagined.
and in hindsight, it's cool because it shows you already that these two are not the united front that they originally seemed to be, and their alliance was based on necessity, not genuine desire for partnership.
throwing the dark urge into that conversation would've been so awesome, and hinted at the two of them being like factions you have to choose between.
BUT ALAS.
no one is as smart as me.
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DurgeTash (Tatiana Vestalis + Enver Gortash) piece I did for my dear friend @lucien-lachance some time ago <3
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Durge came to his dearest and nearest to help dealing with his episode. Gortash was happy to give a hand, not for free though.
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My Dark Urge Vesper and Gortash by @infernaldaydreams who did an absolutely incredible job with the prompt "the world's two worst people shit talking you at a party." Thank you so much, this came out absolutely incredible!
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I want to make Gortash pay his taxes. Sit him down and really get him frustrated trying to work out deductables and shit.
I have no clue about finances; I just want to see him cry when his expenses don't add up at 3am and he's ruined his form and needs to go to the post office to get a new one. Bitch.
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🖤 Gortash:
Gortash's entire persona is about Raphael: Part 1 (his title and plot) and Part 2 (outfit)
Gortash and Karlach, and how he loathes her for reminding him of the goodness in him
Gortash is a Cyric worshipper, actually
Gortash's age and when he got out of the HoH
Why Gortash doesn't look like his parents
Gortash’s height
On whether Gortash was evil as a child
How Gortash would react to being revived by Tav
How Gortash escaped the HoH and on Hope's role
On Gortash tadpoling his parents personally
Gortash being trained artistically by Raphael
Grey morality of Gortash
Him planning to steal the Orphic Hammer
How he got good at sex
🖤 Raphael:
Raphael's visitors in the House of Hope and immortality
Raphael is the fox, not the cat
How Raphael feels about his looks, especially in relation to Haarlep
Grey morality of Raphael
Raphael's relationship to Haarlep
On who created the Astral Prism
🖤 Halsin (all of those summer '23 character state, so outdated a bit):
On Halsin's leadership
Theory on Shadow Druids
On Halsin's romance, specifically in relation to the Drow scene
🖤 Other:
On Wyll's storyline and his reception
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