Y’know those “Archon’s on a discord call” skits that have been going around? All well and good except you are forgeting someone that could demolish them all.
O S I A L.
Who’s the only one that has gotten cannonly laid and who’s significant lover is still alive.
Who sorta just vibed at the bottom of the sea because Zhongli couldn’t kill him without risking a catastrophe.
Who probably was able to talk to Azhdaha and get a lot of blackmail on Zhongli and Venti.
 Who wasn’t involved with the destruction of khaenri’ah so he didn’t lose anyone and doesn’t have anyone out for his blood for that.
Like, he’s a dark horse. Celestia forbid his wife joins in too! They’d destroy them all!
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So I've only recently gotten into Genshin so this is probably, definitely completely bullshit but! Headcanon:
Nahida could have, technically gotten herself out of the Akasha. She's a god ffs and she is powerful even without the gnosis or her people's belief.
The reason she didn't, whilst originally because of the Sages manipulation, was actually because breaking out of the Akasha would have resulted in major backlash within the system that would potentially kill or injure anyone wearing a terminal at the time. These things are hooked into the wearer's brains right? So sudden glitches or power surges within them could be really dangerous.
I am almost definitely maybe talking bullshit but the idea stuck with me. Nahida is so smart, even if they did convince her that sumeru was better off without her she had to have considered running away and disappearing. They have her gnosis they don't need her to power the Akasha. Nahida thought about leaving but didn't because even attempting to leave physically ran the risk of killing her people. And she loved her people, even when the sages had her convinced that she was unwanted and unneeded she loved them. She would never risk their lives.
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Horn grinding headcanons! Paradise Lost
Lucifer
-I'm gonna be honest...neither of you would enjoy it
-we have two problems. First being that his horn is on the back of his head,dither right above the nape or just sticking out from the side. That compicates positions. He will either have to get suffocated or lay on the side.
-the second problem stands with his sharp ass unicorn. This is basiclly a spike and a pretty thick one
-it will work for humping but not penetration....maybe if you put a marshmellow on the tip
-he will encourage you to try taking him in your hole
-Why? Tears
-he just wants to hear you cry and whimper while you struggle to take him.
-Lord be with you
Marbas
-now this...are some nice horns
-listen the broken tip is actually an advantage. No tip,nothing poking your skin
-The surface also has a bit more texture with the bandages. The horns are also very thick
-all you need to do is roll him in your room,flop him on a bed,check if the restraints are tight enough and enjoy using him as your toy.
-if he thrashes around too much,just slap his tits and sit on his face while you stroke his horns
Morax
-....
-where the horns,bro?....
Beur
-his horns have a very nice broad shape,so more surface,more enjoyment
-depending on what you're wearing this can go two ways
-one being super relaxing and wholesome.With his head between your legs,while he nuzzles his horns against ypur privates,slowly and gently.Definetlly massages your thighs while you hump him,please do pat his head.
-He might even offer you tea.
-definetlly the most calming orgasm you will ever have
-....but if you wear a furry suit-
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Beurs van Berlage, Damrak, Amsterdam, 1990. It showcases the updated interior of this former stock exchange.
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25 de març 2024. avui al final no ens hem vist cap de les quatre. tot i així he fet el tomb jo sola -dues hores i mitja mirant plantes sota la pluja-. encara estic tristona (incòmoda en mi), però el matí ha sigut bastant màgic.
les fotos: tres bitxos petits sota els núvols.
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my dad said other people don't have a favourite type of bread that's just a me thing cause i'm weird so help me prove him wrong and reblog this with your favourite type of bread
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Today we're at the Magische Fantasy Braderie in Purmerend. So excited to be at my second market ever. Let's make it a good one! . . . #markt #beurs #magischefantasybraderie #purmerend #goblincore #goblincorecommunity #goblincorefashion #magick #magic #heks #witch #witchyartist #witchjewelry #strega #smallbusiness #ondernemen #ondernemer #kleineondernemer #kleineonderneming (at Purmerend) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cog8sqqLMqN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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