put a collar on a boy for the first time last night... he humped my leg and whimpered while sucking on my tits.... and his nipples are so fucking sensitive I spent so long just pinching and biting them....

So, you guys just skipped the talk and went straight to sex.

I think a lot of the Helluva Boss ship discourse would be more constructive if people could be normal about sex work for like 5 seconds

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once again losing it about how black woke up when seanwhite fucked like no none of this other shit matters at all the thing that gets black to wake up from his 2 month coma is his rival fucking his little brother why is that so funny he went I Think The Fuck Not

anyways Not Me is a comedy lmao

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BASED ON THAT ONE SCENE ALONE, PEOPLE SHOULD ALL AGREE THAT NOT ME IS THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED. what do you mean, it's a daring show that reflects the current thai political situation & used real protesters, real politically charged artists and a real life qr code for marriage equality??? what do you mean, the flag scene is the best lgbtq+ scene to have ever existed??? what do you mean, seanwhite & danyok are the most beautiful love stories ever told about loving even in the face of adversity??? NONE of that matters as much as sean's insane dick game being able to wake up his frenemy from the dead through his brother 😌💅

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I got railed so hard last night that I bled all over her and I'm still in pain 24 hours later. 10/10 inviting her over again soon.

I’m so happy you’re getting laid you deserve it queenie

thank youuu god my timeline with sex has been so insane because a little over a year ago i slept with my first boyfriend and had sex with the first time ever and then i went crazy and slept with whoever after we broke up (it wasn't a long relationship i just was like. well now i know what sex is like and i should keep having it) and then i started hooking up with my now bf and eventually we were like. actually we should be monogamous because it is obvious we're in love with each other

❛  have i ever told you how beautiful you look in the glow of the moonlight?  ❜

𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

Immediately Genesis's words---no. His confession, or flirtation left Sephiroth stumbling over his words before he'd even said them. Before he'd even known them, his absentmindedly biting down on his bottom lip. It causes his eyes to drop, not because he'd said anything wrong. But because it came unexpected. And then he'd pause as he fought with himself over and over again, inside of his own head in this case, which how it would be best for him to respond. Sephiroth attempted to pout in order to ruin his own bright smile that occurred. He'd failed...horribly. Briefly, he looked at his friend to see if he could in anyway of the fashion in sort, detect a lie because of the disbelief he felt. He sounds so...genuine. He said beautiful and it didn't sound as though there was some double meaning behind it. It wasn't something that he felt was a poorly used word, or a bad wording within itself per se. It was just that when someone usually had used that word to describe him, they'd either wanted something of him, or they were being shallow, or they had only said that because they saw him as someone who was...perfect...? Thought and action combated itself and it would be obvious which triumphed when he didn't fully register it. He thought if he attempted to hide his face behind his pauldron, that he could hide his face blushing...if he turned his shoulder, that would would shield him from any teasing. Had it not been for the fact they were gated in by the parapet closed around of them, he would've fallen back and so he remembered to grip onto it. For a short instant of the while he had forgotten he had the ability to speak, but he didn't face Genesis. "....'Beautiful' as in not the same way a feline would appear to be? Or 'Beautiful' as that's how you see me...? That last part had him swallowing back that invisible lump in his throat. Genesis was really one of the only people, if any to ever at all who could ever see him this way and live to tell about it. It was an exaggeration, but that was the only way he could manage to describe it. Now he had found himself wishing he could shrink away long enough so he could run and let whatever he was feeling to come into bloom, and in both full swing.

"...I'll admit I don't really know what to say...No. I think this is actually the first time I've heard it..." If the Silver Elite fan club witnessed this, they'd probably never let him live this down. So he thanked Shiva that they didn't.

I found my favorite red gel pen after 2 months... my teacher (whom I've never in my entire life caught in the act of writing) had it -_-

Ffs brother, I thought I was the idiot for losing it, but it turns out you know how to write, apparently. I'm not mad, I'm surprised.

what ever the fuck. sex education ending made me cry

the Love Mechanics ep 10 post/mid-credit scenes had me sweating and yelling, i was losing it asdfgfsdfgh they (mainly Mark lol) were so unhinged for that. i can't believe they really stole Bad Buddy's "most sexual ending scene" crown

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Holy shit no wonder society puts so much pressure on people to look appealing and sexy and attractive if the world has been run by allo people this whole time

Do you know how much more efficient the world could be run if aces were in charge of everything???

i have found the hottest brad dourif performance and it is in one of the worst movies ever

I have to break up with a beautiful boy today :(

Urggh,, the thoughts are back,, how annoying,,,