put a collar on a boy for the first time last night... he humped my leg and whimpered while sucking on my tits.... and his nipples are so fucking sensitive I spent so long just pinching and biting them....
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you know what, actually, he can fuck all the way off with this look
he just can't look at her like that, that's not allowed
pull yourself together, boy, you have a bitch reputation to uphold!!!!!!! you can't look at her like she hung the stars in the sky lest she (rightfully) thinks you as smitten as you are!!!!!!!!!
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wille using his two braincells to remember the lyrics to simon's song to see the connection to their relationship will never not be funny
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anyway though I saw my coworker and met her new adopted kid today and when my coworker hugged me she said "heyyy, girlfriend!" and the new kid was immediately like ? she doesn't look like a girl?
and instead of being weird about it my coworker went "no, she doesn't, does she!" and he proceeded to spend their whole appointment hanging out with me to let me know I'm pretty and "your face looks like a girl but your hair looks like a boy"
like 😭💖💖💖💖
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