The Jake Sisko/nog parallels make me go fucking insane give me a couple more days and I'll write it out fully but something about how Benjamin Sisko spent so long suspicious of Nog as a bad influence and then his son was the one that told him he didn't really know what he wanted but he didn't wanna be in Starfleet and then Nog came marching into his office and said I WILL be joining Starfleet, i dont care what it takes i dont care that im defying my family my people the creed ive lived my whole life by i dont care im the first ferengi to ever even try to join i want to DO something i want to BE something i will not waste my life and my talents to follow the prescribed path like my father did and you WILL help me get into Starfleet whatever it takes to prove myself to you I will do it.
sisko loving baseball is literally so weird. like imagine your boss was obsessed with like jousting or something. he talks about jousting all the time, when you go into his office he picks up his jousting stick and just kind of holds it while he talks to you, and then as you get to know him he starts inviting you and your coworkers to go watch simulated jousting videos with him. then one day his bitchy rival from college shows up and reveals that he not only learned jousting, but taught it to his employees. like he did this JUST to torment your boss, despite the fact they havent seen each other in YEARS. so your boss challenges the bitch to a jousting tournament and he just??? signs you up??? so you learn how to joust, you joust against the bitch rival and his employees, and then you lose
I'm thinking of making this a whole series where I repaint ds9 scenes but replace what the characters are drinking with monster energy zero ultra? There's no actual joke or point I just think it's funny
I work at a cat shelter and the most fun part is when we get unnamed cats brought to us since I can think of goofy names for them. A while back we got a litter of five kittens who ended up getting named Kira, Jadzia, Miles, Odo and Sisko. They all found a home when they were very little, but no one wanted to adopt Sisko for some reason :(
BUT TODAY THAT CHANGED! AND YOU WOULD NOT FUCKING BELIEVE HOW THAT HAPPENED.
Two people came in with a small list of cats who they had been looking at on our website, and one of them happened to be Sisko, so they were sent into one of the cat rooms to sit around with the cats and see with who they clicked the most. They came out of the room 100% sure that they wanted Sisko and also ended up asking why Sisko had that name, clearly with some sort of motivation behind that question, and upon finding out that he was named after a DS9 character it turned out that THEY ARE ALSO DS9 FANS (well, one DS9 fan and the other who said as a joke that they "tolerate" it) AND THAT'S WHY THAT CAT STOOD OUT TO THEM THE MOST. SISKO FOUND A HOME IN A DS9 LOVERS HOUSEHOLD AND MAINLY BECAUSE OF HIS NAME. WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES.