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meye culler says heye everyone…!

HAPPY 4/13!! Here's a partial Alpha Troll Lore Iceberg to celebrate, as asked for by fans and followers!!

All information in here is completely true, and this isn't even everything I could think of off the top of my head!! Have fun perusing, and I hope you learn a thing or two!!

Posting this again cause honestly I wish this got more attention.

So here's my idea for a beforan version of karkat as kankris ancestor drawn as one of those portraits of the original ancestors

how does Beforan Karkat react to Kankri's pretty much idolizing of him?

hes absolutely baffled (he secretly loves the attention) ((sollux wont stop making fun of it))

DAMARA: 自分の人生は映画のようだと言う人もいる。(Some people say their life is like a movie.)

DAMARA: 私の人生はYouTubeのうんこだ。(my life is a youtube poop.)

DAMARA: SwawS

Davekat week day 3: quadrants!!!

multiquads (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

the concept of the slur replacement project feels a bit like historical revisionism? especially considering how much i see people recommend it as the recommended way of reading homestuck. it's sanitizing down the more unpalatable bits of homestuck to make it seem more friendly and wholesome (which seems incredibly common among homestuck fans in general, especially among those who like to pretend the epilogues never happened, which is a whole other discussion i won't get into rn), and that just feels weird. not to mention the execution of it is very poor in general. the "future arachnids grip" joke is funny actually, and the change they made to make it "later arachnids grip" not only makes it a weaker joke (as it was initially a play on how the concept of gayness isn't really a thing to trolls), but also introduces an inconsistency in the writing, as it only does this change for vriska, drawing more attention to it. there's also a fucking... random bit where iirc for one line they replace a mention of bill cosby with... gnomeo and juliet? i think? which is not only a baffling decision that they don't, but is technically introducing an anachronism because that movie didn't come out until 2011. the writing they used to replace things in general just doesn't feel very homestuck-y, and it always feels clunky and awkward.

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its halloween

≥≤ terreneassi-idui-ity i-is beforan cullable ≥≤

<>ε>I don't know why you'd want this thing to take care of, but alright!<3<>

<>ε>terreneAssiduity is Beforan Cullable!<3<>

wheyele meye culler was… helping me to meye recuperacoon… last neyeght… we were talking… and he suggested that… eye have him teyepe for me… because me being on meye… palmhusk directly… meyeght be… worse for me than… having her do it for me… so… she’s teyeping this for me… and… he’ll read stuff to me… and yeah… if eye’m… teyeping differently… that’s wheye… eye treyed to explain meye… teyeping quirk to him… eye hope she’s getting it reyeght… haha…

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A Homestuck-Themed PSA from the depths of 2007, left yellowed and crusty from years of being left buried in the dirt of forums and forgotten by the modern era, reminding us all to Be Fucking Normal.

Anonymous asked: Maybe Mituna 🍜🤤😮

enjoy it while it lasts, in a second he will see you looking at him and make a very off-color joke about slurping on things

HAPPY APRIL 13th! The Alphancestors Zine is officially RELEASED! Thanks to everybody who helped contribute to this project, without you, this amazing work wouldn't be out now!

Please go check it out! <3