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beesusholdsurfavs · 8 months
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beesus holds ferid
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notes-23 · 27 days
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Rapture
They say Jesus died for our sins
But one day he’d return
And take with him the saints
Leaving sinners to burn
And so man covered himself
In halos and lies
They twisted the words
Meant simply to guide
Man expected salvation
From the damage they caused
They took Earth to her grave
Thinking their own souls not lost
The shock on their face, you wouldn’t believe
When they saw Jesus came back
In the form of a bee
They cried and they begged
All fell to their knees
“We followed your word! Take us up like you said!”
But Jesus flew by, shaking his tiny head
“I said I’d be back to save the saints from your sin.”
“I never said sanctity meant human.”
“Look around and you’ll see. The death at your hands. I’ve come to save earth from the great sickness of man.”
“There’s a truth you’ve forgotten, or perhaps don’t understand.”
“I stand for all life that lives on this land.”
And when Jesus was done
Not a creature remained
Save those who had falsely called on his name
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teacup-captor · 2 months
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I'm so sorry to everyone that missed the wedding in the Sherlock & Co. girlies (gender neutral) Discord server because I am still processing all if it and it happened like 5 or 6 hours ago (if I know time that is)
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skellabelle · 2 years
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Biblically Accurate Bees
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void-thegod · 9 months
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my dash is delicious this morn
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lemonsweet · 2 years
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My favorite people in the world are the ppl fhat laugh super loud or hard or like fall down from laughing it's sooooo
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thatrandofangirl · 1 year
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Do you own the Build a Bear in your profile picture?
I do! His name is Beesus Christ, and he's on my desk right now. I even bought him a t-shirt. This is the only picture I have of him and it's my boyfriend being weird.
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jbones34 · 9 months
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oh my bees😱there are bees in my house😱😱beesus christ you guys😱😱😱🐝
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Beesus 'Mega Man Zero' Game Boy Advance
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So glad other people appreciate build-a-bear. I got the bee in my icon with a shirt that says "its wine o clock somewhere"
His name is Beesus Christ and he's currently vacuum-sealed in a bag because I'm moving.
beesus christ...
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beesusholdsurfavs · 8 months
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beesus holds miku
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beesnutz · 1 year
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my first ever fic that i wrote a couple of years bsck during quarantine.... its a bit silly but i thought it was fine enough to share :)
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teacup-captor · 2 months
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So yesterday when I wrote my jesus x beesus fic I greyed out for like the entire thing. I remember the writing process but I don't actually remember writing the words. So I like. Read back on it. And I'm like WTF DID I MEAN BY THAT
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pillarsalt · 1 year
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You and the rest of the fucktards on this site ought to start digging your graves now cause once the trannies get what’s coming to them it’s gonna be you dykes and fags next. Degeneracy dies with your kind. Repent now and maybe you’ll be able to hide your vile roots.
dude you didn't even tell me who to repent to, you suck at this.
wait, does this mean I get to choose who to repent to? can I choose beesus (jesus but a bee)
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void-thegod · 1 year
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I'm an ardent believer in Beesus. 🙏🏽
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n1blakelover · 1 year
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last week flew by because i was so busy with work and classes so the episode came out of no where
this week it’s flying by bc all my brain is thinking of is “BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES BEES BUZ BUZ BUZ BUZ BUZ BUZ 🐝🐝🐝🖤🖤🖤🖤💛💛💛💛💛🐝🐝🐝🐝🖤🖤💛💛 BEES BEES BUZ BUZ BEES BUZ BEESBU ZBUS EUZB BEESU Z BUZ BEBESB BUZ E JSSBBSI BEEZU BUZ SEHD.M BEZU”
i went on youtube just to scroll and stuff and saw murderofbirds was live for the ch 6 discussion and was like “already? but its so soon” no it’s not bitch it’s thursday you’ve just been so immersed in fucking bees time has flown by
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