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GET DUN(meshi)
#i am once again learning editing for evil#kept waiting for someone to put this music to this scene but i couldn't find it#have to do everything myself#i know people have 'get downed' chilchuck before so i'm honor bound to add to it#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#chilchuck#get down meme#geddan#delicious in dungeon is still a stupid name for it#thank you to all the people compiling clips of the episode on yt#as that is the only place i know how to rip vids from#because i am uncultured#makenna made a video#volume warning#video#chilchuck tims
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At least the green ×beep×er is gone and not in range of upset toddler drones
i may be too autistic to understand what this means
#yes i am actually autistic. always have been#but what in the stars is the green [censored]#meg i am going to need you to explain because my brain is full of baked beans#Zeisty's Askbox#or maybe i'm just uncultured#who knows
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tag nine people you would like to know better: tagged by my comrade in arms against the global threat known as satoru gojo and fellow closet bkdk x reader enjoyer @kedsandtubesocks i’m sorry to everyone that is about to find out i am the most boring person ever lmao.
last song: Egomama by DECO*27 (a CLASSIC. thank u spotify for this gift)
currently watching: oshi no ko on wednesdays and then a bunch of food related youtube videos (half food vlogs and other stuff from epicurious and beryl)
currently reading: i’m sorry, i haven’t read a book forever weeps, but i’ve been very, very, very, very slowly reading @/seoafin’s fic r.i.p. 2 my youth
current obsession: other than the obvious... i’ve been listening a lot to Animenz’s piano anime op/ed arrangements ever since I found that 200 song medley. My favorites are Grand Escape (from Tenki no Ko/Weathering with You), One Last Kiss (from Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0) and Daisy (from Kyokai no Kanata). Well, I mean I guess I like all of the ones from the shows that I’ve seen and watched lmao...
tagging: @namodawrites || @jozstankovich || @itoshisoup ||
and then anyone else who wants to do it
#tag memes#i feel so uncultured not reading books weeps#i just read fIC LIKE A THE SICK LITTLE WEEB THAT I AM#i take so long to read fics sometimes#i read like one paragraph at a time because i'm like 'no i can't do it right now i need to dedicate time to this to properly enjoy it'#and also i guess i gotta be in the mood to read
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I'm queuing this up for Monday so I can post this without feeling like I HAVE to slap a spoiler tag on it but like.... I am insane about the Shape of Water allusion that has GOT to be intentional:
Like come ON.
#Also like I know it isn't that deep but let me talk for a minute about why this has me so emotional#Stede is the one in the place of the creature and not Ed!!! Because in the world of pirates Stede is the one out of place!!#And Ed is Eliza whose world gets so much bigger when he meets Stede and realizes they can love and be loved as they are#crossing my fingers they get to run away together like the creature and Eliza did#say more sadie#also like. imagine ed saying Eliza's he sees me for who I am and not what I lack line#imagine that while thinking about the entire episode on the French boat#he's uncultured he doesn't know his forks he looks dumb in a fancy suit#but Stede still loves him as he is#ugh anyway
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going to see fob finally in a few days!!! watch me be the only one in my friend group that knows the newer albums and songs 😭
#uncultured philistines#bandom#fall out boy#just saw paramore last weekend#now fob and tbs???#im gonna be a pcd mess next week#also syd is the only show im going to in oz because i am money poor and time poor
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Five Nights at Freddy Photodump under the cut because I am a magpie and I like to take shiny things from everywhere I go
#( 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 ┊ out of character )#( ik the mun reveal was a jumpscare but deal w it i am excited#( also not me screetching in every damn scene#( balloon boy can go fuck himself because he jumpscared me THRICE and it was completely unscary and i screamed all THREE#( i stayed w bestie until the lights went back on waiting for the easter egg i know scott cowthon put in the end and everyone was gone#( the cleaning lady told me “uh... if you wait for another scene it doesn't have any” and i was like I AM NOT WAITING FOR A SCENE+#( I AM WAITING FOR THE EASTER EGG I KNOW COMES AFTER THE CREDITS and she gave me a weird look and went away#( i kept screaming I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE 2K12 FOR THIS AND LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC#( i also called the kid who sat behind me and left as soon as the credits rolled an uncultured swine#( how dare he leave before the easter egg#( anyway 10000000/10 movie & experience would recommend
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So far the best response to the "The Queen is Dead; Force-Fem the King" post is the person who reblogged it tagged simply "#minecraftyoutube".
And the most impactful response is that I'm already at 9k notes and I just got haikubot-ed.
#It was actually 'mcyt' not 'minecraftyoutube' but i'm translating for the Uncultured#Also am I allowed to correct the person who missed that 'the fascist raging' was because 'regime' slant-rhymes with 'queen'.#What's the etiquette here.
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pissed off at my friend again why do you gotta be such a bitch about what music I like
#when we first became friends she almost exclusively listened to english indie rock. which sure yeah ok#then she starts listening only to old latvian music and starts judging me for mostly listeninf to english music ?#acts like i have never heard a song in latvian in my life despite being a singer for 12 years. singing mostly in latvian#ok whatever. i like a lot of latvian music too but whatever say what you want#start listening to more latvian music find a bunch of artists i really like. tell her about them#she acts like all of those bands are shit and im still uncultured because i dont listen to. fucking choir and folk music#like yes its beautiful but it is not my cup of tea listen to what you want#today i send in the chat that theres a sale on sudden lights tickets because i know a different friends sister likes them a lot#of course she texts immediately 'i dont like them' girl i wrote 'those who need this' for a reason. i know u dont like them. i dont care#and then she has the audacity to call me stupid for not wantinf to watch a choir concert for 4 hours ? girl i do not like choir music#i didnt give you shit because you dont like sudden lights why do you shit on me for not liking choir music#its pretty but i am busy and also dont care that much ???#stop being so pretentious oh my fucking god. i get it your choir girly but shut UP#rant#personal
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the whole having to make a disclaimer when you make a joke about like. white people. or allocishets. or just oppressor groups in general is so messed up bc like. i would LOVE a disclaimer before every sitcom episode my family watches (help) like just. jennifer aniston at the beginning of friends like
"hi! this episode contains 3 instances of 'jokes' made targeting the queer community with an intent to capitalize on harmful stereotypes (instituted by the oppressor class with a goal of otherization and degradation) for a ridiculing and unnerving effect! thus delegitimizing queer voices and identities in the mainstream and contributing to subconscious biases and ostracization of minority groups by viewers at home in the favor of "edgy" comedy!! plus a bonus of wlw sexualization at the end :) that's all, enjoy <3"
like ARE YOU KIDDING!?!??! then i wouldnt have to sit there the whole fucking 45 minutes on the edge of my seat waiting for the fucking jumpscare of queerphobia. like, i know its coming at some point every 2-3 episodes but i would like to have some preparation??? like slap a warning label on that thing frfr (*smack* "this baby can fit so much transphobia disguised as light-hearted humor!")
but nOoOOOoO we're the sensitive ones having to sit through EVERY MAINSTREAM MEDIA SHOW ON THE PLANET just WAITING for That One (1+) Gay Joke and knowing you cANT make a big deal about it because its "JUST a JOKE" and we DO. IVE LITERALLY CONSUMED STRAIGHT MEDIA THAT MAKES GAY JOKES FOR 17 YEARS. ALL THE WAY BACK TO FUCKING DISNEY VILLAINS. AND IVE LET U HAVE YOUR FREAKING JOKES BC IM NOT IN A SAFE SPACE TO ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING
and yet anytime someone dares make a SINGULAR joke generalizing white or straight or allo or whatever people EVERYONE FREAKS THE FUCK OUT like i know karen its not ALL. STRAIGHT. PEOPLE. can i make a sINGULAR joke based on my personal experience and perception of a shared "straight" culture and norms that often benefit the oppressor class and make my everyday life difficult JUST ONE JOKE. JUST ONE. THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK. JUST LIKE EVERY FUCKING GAY JOKE IN A SEINFIELD EPISODE EVER WASNT A "PERSONAL ATTACK" RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
stfu. we're tired. you're literally lucky we aren't less depressed or sleep-deprived or you'd be bkjldsjfljfs
#sorry yall i just ABJDKLJVASKLDJF at my LIMIT I SWEAR TO GOD#also side note dont you love those jokes that are like 'that's a trans/gender nc person...... (thats funny!)'#and ur just sitting there like. am i. naturally hilarious??? a bORN COMEDIAN!??!#anyways#LET US MAKE FUCKING COMEDY OUT OF OUR TRAUMA#TRAUMA THAT LITERALLY CAME FROM YOUR 'COMEDY'#i say 'comedy' bc its NOT FUNNy.#GAY PEOPLE ARE FUNNY#POINTING OUT A QUEER PERSON EXISTS IS. NOT FUNNY??? THERES NO CREATIVE THOUGHT????#ITS LITERALLY JUST LIKE 'hey! here's someone different from my norm and i perceive that as weird because im uncultured and uneducated and#trained to perceive anything outside the norm as dangerous and/or lesser than myself'#EVEN THOUGH I WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS I HATE MY WIFE AND DRINK BUD LIGHT AND MAKE MY SON WEAR 'LADIES MAN' SHIRTS AND HIT ON 14 YR OLDS#AND NO ONE THINKS THATS WEIRD#like. maybe u need to workshop that one a little bit. idk. just a personal opinion#/j they need to workshop everything about their everything#like maybe splash a little respecting women juice on ur face while ur at it#actually a little respective everyone juice#get ur shit together#like gay people may not have their shit together but STRAIGHT PEOPLE DONT EITHER#ITS JUST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR THEM??? TO BEHAVE LIKE THAT????#LIKE I DONT NEED TO KNOW UR 'TRYING FOR A BABY' STFU AND GO HOME TO UR LITTLE GENDERED HOUSE U WEIRDO#anways#thats enough tags#sorry yall skldfjklsjfskldkfjdkl#the straights are not okay#the allocishets are not okay#nO ONE IS OKAY#and its okay to not be okay but NOT IN THAT WAY U ABSOLUTE WACKOS#lgbtqia#kiri’s ramblings
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about to let the movie releases decide when evergreen lung takes place
#maybe i am hashtag uncultured but these october releases for 1989 ://#i need ezra to be around for the breakfast club because she compares raquel's hair to claire's#and yes they have to be in october because ezra comes back in time for a halloween party#pia.txt#( wip ) evergreen lung
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HELLLLLLL yeahhhhh 😎
#so guys . question#how am I to explain this to my parents when they see a crazy lookin robot clown on my bed#for my health? well technically yes because they give me SO MUCH SEROTONIN and I always imagine snuggling with them when I go to bed anyways#they are my COMFORT CHARACTERS .. my blorbos 🤲 but i’m not sure to what extent they understand that#hell they’re so uncultured idek if they know there there even is a such thing as characters on a body pillow cover 😭#what if they think it’s somethin sus like . that convo would make me so uncomforble#my inner thoughts are my inner thoughts i don’t want my PARENTS to know that I simp for a couple a CLOWNS !!!!#.. god they are gonna question me so hard 😩#when I tell them they’re my comfort characters with whom I must snuggle .. they’ll just look at the pillow . and back at me . and be like#‘them ????? really????????’#GROANS#k rambles#sundrop#moondrop#daycare attendant#f/o#fnaf security breach#fnaf
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I'm feeling like a dangerous woman today: Wes Anderson movies are pretentious and annoying as fuck, right?
#personal#meant to incite serious yet mature discussion#I might be labelled as severely uncultured and borderline illiterate but this is i#not those things but just not liking his movies#i WANT to#because their cool n differentedness is quirky and I feel like liking stuff like that makes someone pretty interesting#but i feel perthonally that they characters just blow a lot of hot air out of their mouths without sayin much#i know there are layers and themes and devices but guess what even marvel uses those#it doesn't make a piece of media better if it uses like#allegory#what if the rest of it is insufferable susan?#what if the whole time i'm watching a wed anderson movie i'm thinking what the fuck is she going on about in this moment?#call me uncouth but sometimes it's ok if a movie uses a modicum of exposition and like#plot linearity#to make sure their film isn't completely intelligible#unintelligible i mean#it's a little lazy if the we the viewer have to infer subjective meaning from every second of the movie???#i just got off work i thought you wanted to tell ME something about how you see the world through stories?#i am not being paid for this#they look pretty though his movies#should i tag this wes anderson#nooooo i won't i feel like some people on here might actually lop my head off#marvel is pretty insufferable for the opposite reason#but where are the movies in the middle who balance engaging our brains a bit as an audience but not spoon feeding it to us?
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the way my only reference to who the hell is edgar allan poe is his 'guest appearance' in that old beetlejuice cartoon
#i will fix it after im done with poto and frankenstein because i keep hearing good things about him but damn#i am uncultured
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i've been researching a lot about ballet for this thing i'm writing (which is only slightly related to ballet, but i always end up going down rabbit holes) and ngl i'm not as impressed by it as i thought i'd be
#am i just uncultured?#because so many of these videos have comments like OMG... SUCH GRACE... SUCH BEAUTY#and I Do Not Get It#like obviously i still respect the dancers immensely because it looks difficult and painful but it is Not For Me i think
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✮ so you do like me - gojo satoru
synopsis: you and gojo confess in an unexpected situation.
warnings: fluff, chaotic reader and gojo, gn!reader, gojo is tiny bit oblivious — wc: 746
notes: i love oblivious gojo i think hes so stupid (affectionate)
gojo satoru is annoying.
you’re saying this as his best friend who’s been with him for years, and even though you’ve been friends for that long, he’s never failed to annoy the shit out of you. there’s never a day where he doesn’t bother you about the stupidest stuff ever — you remember getting a call from him at three in the morning asking if you had any spare hand soap at your place (you got mad at him for a day for that).
hearing satoru sigh for the tenth time today, you turned to look at him. “what is it? why are you so… gloomy today?”
“nothing,” he repeats the same answer he gave you two minutes ago which makes you sigh as well, giving up on asking any more questions. when he sees your uninterested eyes, he sits up straight. “okay, well, i have this problem and you’re my closest friend but-” satoru groans, leaning back against the chair and placing a hand over his face.
that piqued your interest. “but?”
“it’s hard.” satoru shakes his head in distress. “it’s so annoying i can’t talk about it.”
your eyebrows furrowed. “what do you mean you can’t talk about it? you can always talk about anything with me.”
“no, see! that’s the problem here.” satoru stands up and walks towards you. “do you know how goddamn hard it is having a crush on someone and not being able to talk about it with the only person you want to talk to it about because it’s about them?” he exclaims, frustrated at himself.
you paused. “yes, i do. i absolutely do and it’s horrible. trust me, satoru, i know.”
“how do you know? i’ve never seen you look at anyone with hearts in your eyes.” satoru narrows his eyes. “i’ve never even heard you talk about crushes ever since we became friends!”
“you’re so dense.” you sighed, finally mustering up the courage to say it. “it’s you, dumbass. i’ve had a crush on you like two weeks after we became friends. i’ve never talked about crushes with you because it’s you i have a crush on. how am i supposed to talk about being in love with you to you?”
“huh?” satoru freezes in his place, brain malfunctioning with the information you just gave him. “wait- huh?”
“take all the time you need, toru.” you crossed your arms, patiently waiting for satoru to say something coherent.
“WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING TO ME?” satoru bursts, arms flailing around. “we- why didn’t you say anything about having a crush on me? wasn’t i obvious with my feelings for you?! i thought you would’ve known about what i felt when i-”
“when you what?”
“when i gave you my last piece of chicken nugget!” he exclaims.
you paused. “seriously? you giving me your last chicken nugget is a sign of love?”
“have you never read or watched anything romantic? people would usually give up their last piece of their favorite food to their lover!” satoru asks, and you shake your head making satoru gasp. “you’re so uncultured.”
“um? i meant that i had never seen anyone do that. ever.” you replied. “you’re the one who’s watching weird “romance” movies!”
“don’t you dare call my romance movies weird! you just have to watch it with me and you’ll be in love immediately.” satoru huffs, walking closer to you so that you can smell his cologne. “so? what do we do now?”
“are you just going to stand in front of me and not ask me out on a date?” you asked, and satoru laughed, pulling you into a tight hug.
“so,” satoru says as soon as he removes his arms form you. “you had a crush on me, hm?”
you scoff. “as if you didn’t.”
“it is because i’m absolutely irresistible?” satoru gives you a smug smile.
“as if.” you reply. “no, it’s because you’re an idiot, and-” you paused, taking in a deep breath, suddenly feeling embarrassed. “and i can’t imagine life without you.”
“oh my god.” satoru gasps. “you’re such a romantic! aw, y/n!” he embraces you once more, but this time, you tripped and ended up falling on the bed, his figure crushing you.
“satoru-” you wheeze, slapping his back. “can’t breathe. let. go.”
“no way. i’ve been wanting to do this for so long.” satoru smiles down at you. “i love you.”
your ears turn red and you immediately look away. “...i love you too.”
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I WANNA BE YOURS | LIONESSES X READER | PT 6
pairings: lionesses x reader
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: six
part one here
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yourusername: a little photo dump
yourbestiesusername: i'm really proud of that first pic i took of you, i'm coming for your career
↳ yourusername: oi photography's my thing, go find another career
lucybronze: this is cute. you are really beautiful! ❤️
↳ yourusername: OMG NO WAY TYSM!! you're amazing ilysm!!
↳ lucybronze: thank you! @ yourusername
usera omg. the REAL lucy bronze commented on your post!!
↳ yourusername i am not okay rn
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter
YOU GUYS
GUESS WHAT OMG
the REAL karate kid
what happened?
lotte
is everything alright?
the imposter
NO EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY
neev
you're kinda scaring me now
the imposter
i know i'm not a woso fan yet
bcuz i'm still incredibly uncultured
and literally don't know anyone yet
elton
yeah we know
the imposter
BUT LUCY BRONZE COMMENTED ON MY POST
I AM SCREAMING
the REAL karate kid
WHAT
neev
WOAH WOAH
hold on
stairway
that old grandma can actually use insta??
rusty metal
OI
that is so rude and offensive!
to that old grandma ....
the REAL karate kid
SHUT UP
rusty metal
the disrespect children have nowadays
unbelievable
well i'm glad she made your day y/n <3
the imposter
thank you!!!
i'm gonna go thrive in my happiness for the
rest of my life for a celebrity noticing me
peace out
lotte
well i'm glad she's happy
willybum
i need to up my game now
the REAL karate kid
me too
stairway
y'all are such simps
neev
says one of the simps herself
stairway
shut up niamh
✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦
THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
brightness
you know
i just remembered that y/n is still in here
and we don't know like anything about her
at all
door knob
oh yeah
we only know her name
the imposter
i literally only kinda know your names
and that is it
neev
she got a point there
the imposter
honestly i don't get why i'm even still in this chat
not that i'm complaining
stairway
you've been fun to talk to these past few weeks
unlike most of the people on this group chat
who simply decide to ignore their notifications
elton
yeah fr
i didn't feel the need to make a new chat tbh
the imposter
i'm honoured?
elton
you should be
the imposter
uh okay ...
well
i'm 22
i'm a pro photographer and media editor/manager
and uhh i live in london?
idk what else to say tbh
stairway
photography's so cool!
the imposter
thank you!
earpsy
is toone being 10x more annoying
because i'm sick or?
the REAL karate kid
nah she's just that annoying
elton
now that is just rude
willybum
she has an encylcopedia on
how to be annoying
elton
STOP SAYING THAT WORD
wait
guys
neev
oh no
willybum
today on stupid stuff toone is going to say!
elton
oi! i'm not stupid!
the REAL karate kid
you literally thought germany started with j
elton
I WAS UNDER PRESSURE OKAY
anyway as i was about to say
isn't it crazy to think that the money you have
has probably been or could be in like
a stripper's bra or underwear at some point
the REAL karate kid
why does your brain function this way 😭
stairway
wait a sec-
....
she has a point
neev
STOP 😭
that is ALL what i'm gonna think about now
the imposter
never touching cash again that's for sure 😭
willybum
donating all my cash to the trash now
lotte
oh my days
why
just why
meado
WHAT DID I JUST READ 😭😭
part seven here
#lionesses x reader#woso x reader#engwnt x reader#engwnt#alessia russo x reader#leah williamson x reader#ella toone x reader#niamh charles x reader#georgia stanway x reader#lucy bronze x reader#lotte wubben moy x reader#woso imagine#woso#woso fanfics#women football
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