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so while i was trying to fall asleep last night, my brain just said "martin doorsese" and then this happened.
please enjoy.
#...#what do i even tag this with#goncharov#gonchposting#i forgot that tag existed#fairy#walrus#fairy walrus#walrus fairy poll#i keep bursting into laughter every time i read martin doorsese#i have decided to pin this post#because fuck it#im proud of my shitpost poster#i really like it dkdmdmzm
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It's ✨done✨
I forgot to tape it down and it's wrinkly now but it's alright because it's taped to my sketchbook now >:D
The feathers are a pain
That's all I have to say
#wings au#tgm#tg#top gun#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#top gun fanart#icemav#fanart#top gun 1986#tom iceman kazansky#top gun iceman#iceman#iceman x maverick#iceman kazansky#maverick mitchell#trans pete maverick mitchell#because fuck it#I'm projecting now#HelloI'mHayden#Air Gays™
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⁛ warlock of the undying ⁛
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
ITS BEEN STARING US IN THE FACE THIS ENTIRE TIME COMRADES WE'RE FOOLS
GHOST IS THE MOTHERFUCKING HEADLESS HORSEMAN
imagine with me a monster au
Price: gargoyle. stony skin, nigh impenetrable but pieces can snap off. he lost a horn that way. during the day he's restricted mostly to the indoors or he'll turn into a statue. he has wings he most definitely has wings. he smokes because he likes the tickle of it and he despises getting wet cause it makes his joints ache and his skin swell. he eats a balanced diet, mostly birds and the occasional green thing(he prefers moss) and he needs to swallow rocks to help him digest.
Gaz: naga. I like the idea of him being a sassy little rattlesnake. he does have venom but he can control it so it's not like he's gnawing on a steak with enough punch to knock out a platoon. he does swallow prey whole, it's really fucking disconcerting, and he eats like once a week. not completely cold blooded but much below room temperature and he gets really slow. he gets crabby in the winter because nagas naturally hibernate. nagas will only bite as a last line of defense because their fangs are actually pretty fragile in comparison to most real snakes.
Soap: amalgamation(think Frankenstein's monster). he's technically undead but it's kind of confusing because he is a completely separate person than any of his parts (legislation on this is a bitch and it flip flops every election cycle). amalgamations are usually not purposely made, they can happen just about anywhere, usually in morgues, funeral homes, or graveyards(lots of them crawl out of mass graves). no one has ever seen an amalgamation naturally come together, despite hundreds of years of trying (the magic works with Toy Story rules) but they can also be purposely made(very fucking illegal and unethical). a lot of times amalgamations are pretty off-putting, most undead are, but Soap is just like the best parts of everybody crammed into one package. and he's trans cause I said so and it's thematic.
Ghost: people jokingly call him a horseman of the apocalypse but oh if only they knew. no one is quite sure what Ghost is, bets are mostly on amalgamation because of just the sheer number of scars he has when people catch a glimpse; it can look like he's literally sewn together(natural amalgamations have smooth seams, made amalgamations are usually sewn or stapled). those who know are aware that Simon Riley went missing as a human man and returned as Something Else. he was beheaded before they buried him, in a world of monsters Manuel Roba isn't going to take risks, kicked his head into the coffin with him before nailing it down and shoving it back into the earth. but now his head is gone, destroyed, ripped to bloody pulpy, bits, instead of his traitorous commanding officer, Ghost used his own jaw in his desperation to escape the grave as a newly wakened undead. everyone wants to see what's under the mask, see behind the black pits of the skull, but the ringing hollow truth is that there's nothing there. and there can't be, not anymore. he doesn't eat, but he will absorb the energy of those around him and it can affect his mood if there are strong emotions. over the years he's learned to control it, to only take a little from everyone but he can siphon all the energy out of a person (if they don't have much his power literally starts burning fat to convert it and consume it, it withers you from the inside out).
I will be writing this stay tuned
#Ghost arts and crafted a firm inner shell to the balaclava using a $20 beginner mold making kit meant for dildos + a foam head from walmart#he perceives the world around him a lot like those visualizations of LiDAR#and he can echolocate by making rumbling sounds that the human ear cant pick up#gaz and price can and it drives them nuts#proce knows it's ghost but the sound vibrates through his skin weird and gives him a headache#gaz has no fucking clue and hes pissed about it#gaz also has heat pits and his snake half is an Arizona Ridge Nosed Rattlesnake#because fuck it#why not#they don't even have rattlers in that backwards country#cod mw2#headless horseman!ghost#amalgamation!soap#naga!gaz#gargoyle!price#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#john price#monster au
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Not to be mean but I think we've got to stop recommending Redacted to so many new listeners. I don't think he's bad (I think he's pretty good, though not my favorite) but you need to listen to hours upon hours of audios before you even begin to understand the story. His big events (ex: Monarchal Summit, Inversion, etc) are also impossible to get until you've listened to 20-30 other audios first. I kind of wince when people ask for a roadmap to understand the audios and people recommend that they just listen to all 450 episodes in order. That's ridiculous and off-putting to anyone who isn't already into audios.
I think it turns people away, especially if you're hyping them up on the plot/lore angle and not the comfort/boyfriend roleplay/ASMR angle. I wouldn't recommend someone who's brand new to the medium something that takes such a huge time investment to appreciate. Sorry if this reference is too geeky/niche, but that would be like telling someone who's never read comics before to read Secret Wars and the huge pile of Marvel crossover comics leading up to it as their first ever comic book.
I've heard a few people say that Redacted was the One Piece of audios and I felt that. Maybe that could have been a better comparison than Secret Wars, if you think that reference is too niche :p
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｡☆✼ Happy 66th Birthday J. Smith Cameron ✼☆｡
#j smith cameron#j. smith cameron#successionedit#successiondaily#succession hbo#agelesswomen#dailywomen#femalestunning#wonderfulwomendaily#blondessource#dailytvwomen#gerri kellman#*#edit*#actors*#jsc*#happy birthday#social media succession related edition#because fuck it#it's her birthday i'm celebratig
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This clip has everything
- an hilarious bit of shade exchange about Queen of the Universe being cancelled and then about the Trixie and Katya show being cancelled and why
- a deep cut Ghost reference
- that Trixie motel season two is about them moving and renovating a new house
- How (as she says herself) she had to pack up her house, renovate a new one and move in all within a month while filming a reality tv show about it
- Doing all this while also doing all her other multiple projects
- During what we know now as when she was already spiralling, thus causing her to have a breakdown
- Katya going suddenly serious with a rather concerned and dubious opinion about this
#wanna add too#I am not here to shit on David#I don't really have any kind of ill will or real dislike of him#but it's hard for me to not question knowing your long term partner who you live with is already so stretched thin#even just from seeing his diet go into disordered eating#to not recognizing that#to the point where you would even suggest they do a project this big#let alone involving the one place where Trixie should feel safety and privacy and that she doesn't have to work#and to expect this all to happen in a month's time#that feels worrisome to me#because even if she was trying to hide it#how could he not see it#and say no he won't do it#for her sake#i don't know you guys#I just don't know#the brians#soft Daddy top Katya and his boy#imma put this in the regular tags#because fuck it#trixie and katya#trixie motel#trixie mattel#Katya#katya zamo#katya zamolodchikova#the bald and the beautiful
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work was pointless today so I took these to pass time
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Blood Lust of Beasts Chapter 2
Fandom: Vampire Knight
Pairing: Kaname Kuran/Zero Kiriyu
Characters: Kiryu Zero, Kuran Kaname, Cross Yuki, Aido Hanabusa, Cross Kaien, Wakaba Sayori, Yagari Toga
Status: Ongoing
Chapter 1
The days passed much as they did in the Academy, mindlessly boring and awfully long. The weather had taken one look at Zero’s inner turmoil and said fuck you to you too; endless days of humid sunshine followed that terrible night, the accompanying breeze pitifully weak, and Zero felt the murderous rage within him boil over.
He made a habit of snarling at any unsuspecting victims who erred even slightly in his presence. It felt as if someone had pressed the on button for the jittery tenseness that followed him around like his own personal storming cloud and forgot to switch it off.
Yuki had done a blatant 180 degrees spin the second she spied him stomping in her general direction. In her defence, Zero had been particularly harsh when she’d dared take over his breakfast duties and nearly burned the whole kitchen down. It was a reoccurring happenstance, Zero learned to deal with it during that awful time when he’d had no other choice but to cohabit with two deranged humans. Dealing with it meant a disappointed sigh and an impromptu cleaning spree, not the screaming match that awoke Cross’ serious side – he had swept into the room decked out for a fight in an all-black outfit, long hair falling loosely over his shoulders only to pause in the doorway and stare at the pans raised high above their heads clutched like weapons. Cross rubbed his eyes, muttered something about never drinking with Yagari, and trotted back to his room.
It worked in his favour in a way because Yuki did not have the courage to bemoan his avoidance tactics; he skipped changeover duties enough times that Cross felt compelled to appoint Sayori as an honorary prefect. Sayori, a perfectly lovely girl by his standards, against a throng of crazy fan girls? She would turn into a wind chime, blown this and that way.
However, it seemed Yuki had had enough.
His duty, his little sister, the person he would not fail, not this time around, not like he had failed Ichiru. She stood over him, hands on her hips, a mighty scowl in place (she learned that from him, goddammit.)
“Zero Kiryu, you will get your lazy butt up this second or so help me I will find that secret stash of manga you think I don’t know about, and I will distribute it. Then I will insert a note in each book that will give up your identity and you will have no choice but to suffer the admiration of – “
Zero was up within seconds. He pressed his hand to her mouth to prevent other rubbish from escaping the airheaded mess. Honestly, she should have been born blonde, then Zero could have teased her with so many horrible references, just as he had teased Ichiru (never mind they were identical twins).
“Fine, but if I hear even a word – “
“Yes, yes, you will end me and all I hold dearest. But Zero, you cannot harm Mr Cat.”
She clasped her hand around his wrist, dragging him. Zero deliberately slowed down, Yuki grunted at the increased weight. She soldiered on, placing his arm over her shoulder for a better grip. Zero admired her grit, he really did, if only it had been directed at a more productive endeavour.
“He’s a cactus.”
Oh, almighty god, what terrible sin did he commit to have this nonsense in his life? He just wanted to kill vampires, was that too much? Perhaps taking on the duty of protecting one Yuki Cross had been his misstep.
“Zero you mustn’t judge.”
He sighed, long suffering. Somewhat done with this nonsense he slapped a hand over his face to shield his eyes from the world; if he can’t see it, it cannot see him either. Although, Zero still heard the buzzing conversations of the honeybees loitering outside the gates. If he had to rate the things he hated in life, then this aspect of his duties had to be at least third on the list. Above it, the second and first place would be staunchly taken over by Shizuka and Kuran. Maybe he should reserve a special place for Ichiru too – the backstabbing little bitch, he could have at least warned Zero he was going to let a bloodthirsty, crazy ass vampire into their home. If Yuki turned out anything like him, Zero would just say a giant fuck you to the world and hide his sorry ass in a hut in the middle of the woods.
Yuki patted his head, but Zero ignored the pinched mouth and creased eyes silently asking for his wellbeing. If she truly cared, she wouldn’t subject Zero to this hell.
The volume of the shrieks increased tenfold as they noticed not only his presence but the dramatic procession of vampires strolling out of the Moon dorms. Zero glared at his side made up of screaming, overly excited, sexually frustrated girls; blissful silence fell over them.
“If I hear as much as a peep from any of you, I will gladly inform you that I’m hosting school wide detention camps.”
Not even the day students have been spared from Zero’s ire. They looked down or over his shoulder nervously, shuffling in place but not daring anything that could enrage Zero. He smiled. Tilting his head to indicate the other side of the path, where Yuki’s charges were making nuisances of themselves, the girls quickly caught his meaning and laboured to shush their counterparts.
The vampires glanced around either side at the morose girls but did not comment. Hanabusa Aidou couldn’t count, he was a waste of brain cells.
Zero hoped against all odds that Kuran would be absent. He was not. In fact, to his growing horror, he had stopped to chat with Yuki, who blushed bashfully (what the fuck). Sometimes, when he really looked, Yuki transformed from the cute little sister he had raised with an iron fist to one of the many girls idolizing Kuran. She lost herself in him in a way that terrified Zero and he was helpless to it.
The girls were filtering out, most of the night class had gone too. Zero could not use them as a shield! If he were to leave now, it would be too obvious that he had in a way been evading the pureblood. Avoiding his gaze would do - Zero wouldn’t have to acknowledge him, Yuki’s admonishments be dammed.
He turned his head, using his hair to cover his eyes. Kuran’s light footsteps were too close for comfort – Zero had the sinking feeling that he was heading for him. But he only passed by, closer than expected, yes, still he kept walking. Zero could practically feel his eyes burn a hole into him. He dared a peek, the vampire’s head was turned, his brandy brown eyes dissecting Zero with the careful inspection of a serial killer. Zero blanched.
His pride can eat shit!
Zero power walked, the quicker the better.
“Kiryu.”
Zero sped up.
“Kiryu,” his tone hardened.
Zero was close to sprinting. Just give him another damn minute.
“Kiryu, if you do not stop – “
He’ll start at the border to patrol the perimeter of the academy, better there where the chances of bumping into nefarious vampires – oh look a lovely vampire! Kuran had followed him. Zero glared at the hand wrapped around his wrist pointedly. Kuran did not get the hint. He used the sudden momentum of swinging Zero around to pull him in, too close for a public venue.
“For once in your life Kuran, leave me alone.”
“People are watching,” Kuran hissed.
He pushed past Zero’s boundaries, within his very actions a mask to hide as much of their conflict as possible. His nose almost brushed Zero’s cheek.
“Just fuck off,” Zero snarled.
Kuran seemed to take that as an invitation to further invade his space, his cold breath caressing the skin under his jaw. Zero turned his head to the side, hoping to increase the distance but the vampire just slotted into the empty space, his breathing a heady thing in his ear. Zero pushed at Kuran’s chest.
“Like you said, people are watching. Let me go.”
This day was becoming a surreal nightmare, or a practice in patience. Whichever it was Zero was so done with it. He was tired of Kuran and his bullshit.
Zero jerked his arm, Kuran strengthened his grip; like a tango, one written by a fucking teenager. He took a step back, opening his stance, it gave the impression of a wider space between them. In a way it worked to avoid the suspicious eyes following their movements. This was a terrible place to have this sort of confrontation. Even Yuki was watching them intently.
“You are avoiding me.”
Zero whipped his head around, brows furrowing, he could feel a headache building underneath the bridge of his nose. He scowled. Fucking Kuran.
“Given the situation last time, yes I thought that was a normal reaction,” Zero said, voice lowered but still loud enough that at least a couple of his inner circle did a double take.
“Do not make a repeat of it, you have a duty to fulfil.”
Kuran’s thumb rubbed gently over the blue veins showing on his pale wrist. Zero startled, a curse dying swiftly as the pureblood crushed it until bones creaked and the skin turned a deathly pale. Before he could find the right words to hurl at him, Kuran swiveled away, his inner circle trailing after him like puppies. He ignored the obvious stares they kept throwing over their shoulders; if they had questions they could very well ask their lord.
Fucking Kuran.
#archive of our own#because fuck it#fanfiction#i have no shame#ships#writer problems#otp#ao3#kaname kuran#zero kiryuu#kaname x zero#yuuki cross#Yuuki needs to die#kaname kuran x zero kiryu#vampire knight#writing
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I haven’t been on tumblr all day because I didn’t know about the booping and now it’s nearly 3am and I’m just constantly booping people for the silly profile badges
#boop#sillyposting#help#i should sleep#but i dont want to#so here i am#at the unholy hour of 3am#booping#people#because fuck it
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My baby
#★. postz#oc art#original character#isaac grossman#creeps comic#laughing jack#because fuck it#his name is Alek#the crow draws
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Sometimes I'll get caught up in writing and I'll write the most heart breakingly romantic line ever and then remember that I'm writing about....these guys.....
Like....he said that? Really?
This guy? He said that? No he didn't. Finn has zero (0%) rizz. He did not fucking say that.
#and then i write it and keep it anyway#because fuck it#but its jarring whenever i remember what they are like in canon#im constructed images in my mind for all of them#because they're so 2 dimensional in the show (for good reason but still)#jackie chan adventures#jackie chan adventures chow#jackie chan adventures ratso#jackie chan adventures finn#jca#jca enforcers#jca finn#jca ratso#jca chow#fanfiction#writing fanfic#ao3 fanfiction
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Hi yes, I'm sorry, I've had a headache for entirely too long and really regretting buying Aleve because it's soooo good for my various geriatric millennial pains but you can only take like two a day??? And idek, I'm afraid of making myself sick idek.
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ok funny idea
ask me questions about makakuma ship ands i will answer them though monokuma (he will complain alot)
#makakuma#i am going inasane#oc x canon#self ship community#self shipping#danganronpa#because fuck it
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Funny thing about a pov change when they're both on the same fucking page, 25K words in. It don't actually have to change a whole bunch of shit because they're actually starting to know what the other is thinking.
How delightful. Sad to have lost these two though:
And once they’re done they can start looking forward to next time. After some water though. And wine or tea and cake, or maybe a dozen oysters. And soft tender touches to fix Crowley’s hair and across the bruises on his waist and to clean up his face.
and
When he looks back to Crowley there’s still spit in the corners of his open-wide lips, little strings of it between his teeth, he’s panting and he seems to be beaming with the kind of bliss that comes from coming.
Also writing is the fucking worst, I've been dodging this all day and progress is so stupidly slow.
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oh im so immeasurably gay.
#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#shiva#wolysayle#because fuck it#ysayle#gpose#gposers#gposer#xivsapphics#wol#crystallinescreens ❅#surkie#surkukteni#final fantasy#ff#original#reshade
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