butchless (no butches? megamind image)

It's only the last slice

A rly fun thing to do immediately once u get a grasp on a blorbo is put him in a situation Not tailored for him and see what he does. The opposite of a good time. put the little magic man in a knife fight. put the charismatic bard in a marathon ninja warrior race for a prize. put the strong girl in a mind puzzle. how does this little lab rat react when he’s out of his depth

SKID PUMP OH MY FUCKING GOD

Growing up Buck always got parental love and attention when he when he was injured, so when Bobby (in Buck’s eyes) rejects him after the blood clots it was yanking a rug nobody knew was there out from under him…

team zit howls moving castle au

impulse: sophie. hard working and responsible who is secretly super petty and sarcastic

zed: howl. eccentric wizard with weird and quirky magic. something is wrong with his brain

tango: calcifer. obvi. they both make weird noises

Requesting Livio, if you’d like to draw him, of course!

anon i'd like to draw my favourite character of all time any time of day for you

dont you worry

ava du mortain, the wayhaven chronicles // petals for armor, hayley williams

Scene From My Nightwatch AU: (Premise) & (AU Vimes Vetinari Meta) ... Vimes, chained to a wall in a guest room in castle uberwald: alright, go on. Say it. Vetinari: say what? Vimes: I don't know. I'd definitely have a comment if the situation was reversed. Vetinari: any remark I could make here is beneath our dignity. Vimes: ugh, you're insufferable. Vetinari: I did think you came off suspiciously well in that foolish 'game.' Vimes: Ha! Wrong! I knew you would think werewolves! Gods, I love when your wrong. Vetinari: quite. but you did chain yourself? Vimes: ...hrmph Vetinari: may I be so bold as to inquire why? Vimes: ...I think I've been possessed by a vengeance spirit. Vetinari: Vetinari: another one? Vimes: what? Vetinari: hm? Vimes: I hate you. Vetinari: you've mentioned. I assume you'd like my aid? Vimes: only if you don't want me to kill myself Vetinari: I similarly assume you don't want downy to fund out Vimes: only if you don't want me to - Vetinari: yes, yes. You do know our words impact our perception of ourselves - Vimes (mocking tone): your words impact my perception of ourselves Vetinari: Vimes: Vimes: whatever you win this round and all that, anyway - you still got that wizard on retainer? Vetinari: Wizards don't work on retainer. You're referring I assume — Vimes: are you still in contact with that wizard that didn't try and kidnap me Vetinari: he was genuinely uninvolved with — Vimes: I know, I just said the one that didn't try and kidnap me Vetinari: he refuses to work with you. Something about being 'a load bearing support beam to the universe' and a 'do not disturb sign' on your 'psychotemporal signature' Vimes: right, right Vetinari: Vimes: Vetinari: ...you're really not doing well, are you? Vimes: don't look so concerned. Universe won't actually break if I die. We're apparently out of the 'danger period', so. It's fine, alright? Vetinari:

these are from back during artfight, but i forgot to post them here!!! oops >M<

something-something this tweet but it's a Los Diablos Rangers toy line and it's Ortega promoting it with the caption above ^^^

Something something the Manager and the Concierge's appearances are nice to look at because they serve as the Hotel's lures to put guests at ease while the Lobby Boy and Bellhop put people off because you're not supposed to notice them.

I REALLY don't know what show you people watched to come up with the idea that Crowley is the one with a praise kink, honestly, just..

Makes no goddamn sense.

And if I had come to you like this, if I had bared myself to you, could you have brought yourself to love me, to not flinch back in horror from what I had made myself into?

a silly loop under the cut :’) 💗

today on Heeramandi: why is Mallikajaan so hot, why is Rehana(?) so hot, why are Bibbojaan and Lajjo so hot, why the f*ck is Waheeda so terrifying, and why is Tajdar both cute and dumb af in regards to his personal safety

i have 1670 ships that would get me banned from tumblr