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Hey *disappears for a year and a half* *comes back with your usual shorash content*
#banana fish#shorter wong#banana fish shorter#ash lynx#banana fish ash#shorash#theyre kissing bc theyre boyfriends your honor#digital art#angel eyes#missing them
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I LOVED YOUR GENERAL HEADCANNONS FOR PAVIA IT WAS SO IN DEPTH !! I WAS WONDERING IF YOU CAN PLZZZZ MAKE RELATIONSHIP HC FOR HIM IF HE EVER DECIDED TO GET IN ONE PLZZZ 😔🙏🏼🙏🏼
;R1999 PAVIA - Relationship Headcanons
Compilation of headcanons about Pavia in a romantic relationship.
sure thing! glad you liked the previous pavia posts <3
I already wrote like, a couple thousand words analyzing Pavia and romance, how he expresses his love and how he likes to receive affection, so apologies if I end up?? repeating myself?? I feel like I'm running out of general romance stuff to discuss when it comes to him LMFAO I did try to branch out a lil here
Pavia despises labels and refuses to "name" his relationship.
Yes, I just said I'd try to branch out and avoid repeating myself - but I feel like this point is important to put here as well, since it's pretty much Pavia's one and only "rule".
In a previous post, I talked about how the one thing that would make Pavia feel truly betrayed, even going as far as to cut you out of his life entirely, is something as simple as insisting on putting a name or label to your relationship with him.
Once become part of the pack and part of his life, you get free reign to do anything you want, your dynamic with him can be as complex or as simple as you make it out to be, and he'll follow you to hell and back - as long as you don't ever try to categorize the special bond you and Pavia share.
He's not your boyfriend, he's not your husband, he's not your fuck buddy. Nor your best friend, nor your soulmate, nor your coworker or neighbour. Don't expect him to live up to any of these titles.
He's just Pavia, and he's yours. The same way you're just yourself, and you're his. Period.
This all stems from Pavia's deep seated hatred for everything that's "proper" in society - he rejects everything they stand for, including these small boxes, these stupid names they have that could never even begin to describe the depths of his feelings and relationship with you. They can't apply to what you two have. Why even bother trying to get the world to understand by telling them he's "your boyfriend"? He's so much more than that, and you're so much more than just his "partner" - it's almost an insult to him.
As far as Pavia is concerned, the world consists of him and his partner and the pack. He's not someone who'd bother trying to justify, let alone explain, his existence and experiences to others. Why start now?
You're also shit out of luck if you think you can drag him to the altar, get him to propose or do whatever "proper" partners do. Instead, he prefers things that are unique to this relationship and that are privy only to the two of you. To find and create little traditions with you that feel just right, whatever they may be.
This also applies on reverse, too. There is never any pressure from Pavia for you to live up to some stupid, nonsensical and unspoken standard for couples - such as doing something special for anniversaries, holidays like Valentine's Day, remember his birthday or whatever else. You two get to decide which days are important, thank you very much! And if he wants something, he'll simply ask for it, it's as easy as that.
Being in a relationship with Pavia can be quite intense at times because of the way he's wired, but at the same time it's a breeze of fresh air because he quite literally frees you from all the extra baggage of typical relationships.
On the subject of Pavia and possessiveness.
Because of how territorial he is with his material possessions, people expect Pavia to be the exact same with you. I'd say it depends on the day?
Overall, Pavia is extremely confident, both in himself and in this relationship. You're the only person he sees as a true equal, so his trust in you is unwavering. And because of the unorthodox nature of this relationship, it's established pretty early on that he doesn't care what you do with other people - as long as it doesn't affect your dynamic with him, he really couldn't care less.
He's had his own share of flings and one-night stands prior to meeting you, all of them devoid of any meaning, importance or emotional weight. So he gets it, sometimes you wanna fuck around. Doesn't mean you care about him any less. If you allowed some small fry to get between the two of you, you wouldn't have lasted as his partner. Easy. And he trusts that you'll seek him out if you ever have any trouble dealing with suitors and whatnot. Pavia is always down to bury a body with you, it builds character!
If you ever see Pavia act possessive in public, trying to throw hands with anyone who looks at you and making a point of showing that you're both taken, it's because he knows you're into it. He knows you like the back of his hand, if you're into the scary dog privileges that come along with being with him, he'll know. Ohhh, he'll know and he'll be so obnoxious about it.
There's not a single person in this world that could ever make him feel threatened enough to do all of this on impulse. It's a little act, he loves to show off for you and do things with you in mind.
On the other hand, that could also just be Pavia being his casually affectionate self, not caring at all about his surroundings. If he feels like having you sit on his lap, he'll just pull you there. If he feels like sitting on your lap, he'll just do that.
Who cares who's watching? If people wanna take it as him being possessive, that's their issue. He just wants to be near you. If anyone has any problem, the complaint box is right there. They can die mad about it, seethe, etc.
The pack will start obeying and listening to you. They live in your shadow, as much as they live in Pavia's.
Because the wolves come from his arcane skills, they're attuned to Pavia. And because Pavia is so attuned to you and vice versa, the wolves will inevitably start treating you the same way they treat him.
I like to think this is the closest thing to Pavia "imprinting" on you, to draw more parallels to his animalistic side - no matter where you are, there's a part of him with you: the pack. They'll jump out should you feel in danger or lonely whenever he's not around, and also serve as a way for him to keep track of where you are, just in case. If he ever gets too injured to crawl home back to you, one of the wolves will drag you to his location instead, though this is extremely rare.
If you travel too far away from Pavia, this whole thing will stop working. And you'll know it because it'll feel like a part of you is suddenly gone - just a very small part, enough to make you feel suddenly weird, like you put on your shoes on the wrong feet in the morning.
I don't think anyone could ever reach the same level of connection Pavia has with the pack, that's a whole different can of worms. Yet another inexplicable dynamic. The furthest you could go is understanding how Pavia can tell them all apart, which is when they'll start to properly obey you.
Biting as a show of affection.
I did talk about this in a different post, but then I remembered this one post about how Pavia would get your bite marks tattooed and I started losing my mind over it again.
Instead of kisses, Pavia has the tendency to bite and nibble on you. Your shoulder, your neck, your ears, your nose... Anything he can get his teeth on. If he's particularly playful, he just takes a big bite of your cheek or straight up licks your cheek to piss you off.
I like to think Pavia is the type of person who leads with his mouth first and foremost - he's loud when he speaks, he's all bark and all bite, he has no problem baring his teeth at the world, he points at things with his lips, sticks his tongue out when focusing on something, he chews on lollypop sticks until they end up soggy and fucked up, he gets so riled up when you kiss him and your tongue brushes or traces his teeth.
And he can't get enough of having you fill his thoughts, heart and mouth. The guy has so much aggressive affection for you, it's almost unbearable. If he could, he would eat you up on the spot. You're his personal chew toy, his silly rabbit, the one person that drives him up the wall.
Sometimes, he gets distracted and goes too far, it's pretty easy for his sharp canines to draw blood - he'll apologize and make up for it by lapping it up and kissing you better all over. And by reminding you that you're free to bite him as hard as you can, anytime you want, as payback! Though you suspect it's more of a reward than a punishment for him.
If you give him the chance, Pavia would love to get your bite marks tattooed anywhere you want - pick a spot and start biting, don't be shy! Any scars you leave on his body for whatever reason, he'd love to make them permanent and visible.
#reverse 1999#reverse: 1999#re1999#reverse 1999 x reader#r1999 headcanons#reverse 1999 pavia#headcanons#see this is awesome bc this just became a pavia and FMN blog#and theyre both on exact opposite sides of every single spectrum ever#so i get to write abt my two awful boyfriends and never feel like im writing the same things
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worst tropes
men dating women in the same career/field as them an get silent/bitter because she's having a big moment/is more accomplished than him
men dating women in time-demanding careers and then are upset that their careers demand their time
men with podcasts
men dating independent/emotionally unavailable women and then are upset that they are independent/emotionally unavailable
men who can't drive
best tropes
friends to lovers
men who can drive
love on purpose, love that's intentional, love that's not rotten work because it's you
#mie.txt#been watching two shows back to back where the female lead is not only insufferable but so is her choice in men#as are all the other side characters' boyfriends#its crazy to see just how terrible a man's influence on writing women is#bc it's not even in women its in how they take back men that are the worst that are bad for them#and how hes always forgiven and grows but she doesnt#im not usually a movie watcher either but ive been using them to time my studying and GOD male directors are the worst too?#its so strange to think about because yeah men as a class are so intentionally sinister when theyre in power#but also so blissfully unaware when theyre subject to the influence of those in power that they end up (accidentally?) gaslighting everyone#else around them#idk idk idk idk idk#idk boys in real life can be and are so cute when theyre in love#theyre so so so cute#so why is that so hard to translate on screen#or like... why the unwillingness to do so????#anyway...... hiiiiii im finished w my semester does anyone wanna talk about levi and gojo 😁😁
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Ride 747: Sugimoto's back
Pag 1
1: His spirit trained them, and now his back sees them off
Pag 2
1: Those who won just look forward.....
Pag 3
1: Danchiku has won this race!!
2: Since they arrived at the same time on the second day, three of their races ended in a draw
3: And the fourth, the last lap with the ban on surpassing....
5: Showing an astounding tenacity, he held Sugimoto down and got the better of the final sprint before the finish line...
Pag 4
1: The second year Danchiku Ryuuhou obtained the jersey of the Inter High members!!
Pag 5
1: Ruaaaa!!
2: Yes!!
3: Let's go to the Inter High together!!
Hahaha, Danchiku!!
4: Danchiku-kun....
5: Ah!
Sugimoto-kun....
Pag 7
4: Sugimoto!!
Sugimoto!!
Imaizumi-kun
Pag 8
1: Nii-chan!!
Sugimoto fell!!
2: What was the crash just now.... huh!?
Huh
3: Sugimoto-san!?
He swayed.... and fell down as if he completely lost his tsrength!!
Is he conscious!?
Is he alright!? Sugimoto-kun
With that fall...
Pag 9
1: Sugimoto!!
6: Are you okay? Do you need ice water? Do you want a towel?
Pag 10
1: Imaizumi-kun....
Hotshot....
2: Did you give everything you had?
4: It....
5: It.... sure... seems like it
6: ….. everything
Pag 11
1: When I saw.... Danchiku from behind.... and I saw him raising his hand.... I don't know why but....suddenly... all my strength.... left me
5: It was a run that made us shake, an all-out sprint that captivated those who were watching you
6: You were cool
7: Could you.... pour some ice water on me
Pag 12
2: It made me shake too....!!
I felt the strength of Sugimoto-kun's wishes!!
It was the best run ever!!
3: So cold... it feels...so nice
4: Imaizumi
5: Yeah
6: Teru
Pag 13
2: Huh!? No... that's... that's
3: Teru?
4: Imaizumi... maybe, if on the fourth day... I go all out
5: If I get to go to the Inter High....
6: Could you call me “Teru”?
Ah? Why- ah, Teru as in... Terufumi?
7: No, no, well, it's just an idea!! I'll ask you again on the fourth day, yes!!
8: It doens't matter how I call you
You- you're right, it doesn't matter
9: But I'll ask you! Imaizumi
Please call me Teru from now on!!
Let's fight together in our last Inter High!
If I win...
Pag 14
2: That was supposed to happen if I had won...
It doesn't matter...
4: Thank you
5: Imaizumi....
6: Imaizumi
7: Please
Pag 15
2: Ride with my feeling of three years too
4: To the Inter High
Pag 16
1: Go there, Imaizumi!!
Pag 17
1: Got it, Teru!!
3: Sugimoto-kun.... you pushed Imaizumi-kun's!!!
4: Back!!
5: Danchiku!!
Pag 18
3: You too!!
Be resolved!!
4: Yessir!!
Pag 19
1: Thank you much for this all-out race!!
Thank you!!
2: Nii-chan!! On
Ah... Sadatoki...
3: I'm sorry, I wanted to show you something cool, but
4: I los....
5: Um... well, how do I say... if I put it into words, then that's it...
I los...
6: Imaizumi, could you give me the towel
Pag 20
1: Uaaaaa, I lost
Pag 21
1: I lost, I lost!
2: Uaaaaa
3: You fought by yourself, and you never gave up, over and over
Sugimoto, today you were the strongest
4: Dammit, I'm so frustrated too
Can't you do something about it, Onoda!?
5: Sugimoto did his best! And without doing anything wrong, too!!
Pag 22
1: On the fourth day of training camp, at 19:10 of the last day, the third year Sugimoto Terufumi.... with 45km out of 1000km left, retired
2: “Retirement race”....
Pag 23
1: Imaizumi, Naruko, and Onoda cleared the laps they had left
2: At 19:50, with plenty of time left, they cleared the whole 1000km
3: The two second years, Danchiku and Kaburagi, cooperated and cleared the whole 1000km, too
The other first and second years decided to retire early and ran errands
Pag 24
1: On the course
2: Remained two people, the first year Kinaka Tsugunao and Rokudai Renta
#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 747#so is yowapeda a shoujo now asdghasdjhsgf#sugimoto may have lost the race but he did win Imaizumi's heart#the real win was the boyfriend we got along the way#NO BUT SERIOSULY THIS CHAP WAS THE MOST TENDER THING EVER WTF#gently stroking your buddy's cheek and calling him a cute nickname is pretty gay imaizumi did you know that#i didnt even know imaizumi could be THIS SWEET#THEYRE SO CUTE ;A;#but also#there's many pages in this chap that really fckin HURT#sugimotooooo ;A;#im SO SAD for him#but also so happy bc yk theyre dating now right#(im saying this as the biggest imanaru shipper eh i want to make it clear lmao)#(watanabe has the talent of making me ship every single possible ship#theyre all a little canon after all)#(yowapeda sure is a multishipper's heaven)#but anyway!! next chap we're going back to my babies!!!!#And the question still stands: what if both of them complete the 1000km what then#why should danchiku go instead of both of them#or what if neither of them finish the 1000km so none of them can go#what then WHAT THEN#i said it already but this whole thing makes no sense when theres 2 spots left on the team saghdjas
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My mom knows I love singing, so she set it up for me. If you're interested, you're welcome to play. ...I'm sorry. I have a bad habit of asking people to play.
MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT, ep11
dir. Au Kornprom Niyomsil
#my school president#mspedit#my school president the series#tinngun#fourth nattawat#tao sarocha#tinn x gun#hipranparakul#userjjessi#tosnimeat#usernuria#*cajedit#*gif#tfw your secret boyfriend's mother walks into your family's cafe#and she's also your principal#and she also has a history of not liking you very much#and instead of declaring war on her you want her to like you now#bc youre in love with her son#k i literally wanted to gif every shot from this scene and every expression#the way theyre both on eggshells but gun cant help the fondness and potjanee cant help the curiousity#theyre actually trying to sort of get to know each other without either of them saying why#and potjanee is learning more about her son and its more that she likes#especially learning that hes performed?? when his whole life he's been embarrassed and afraid?#she's trying so hard to do right by tinn and i have faith in her next ep#and both their shy smiles alongside the tensionnnnnnnn oh this scene was well done
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The thing about the fandom headcanon that calls Pharma Ratchet's crazy ex and treats him like some sort of stalker or intrusion on Ratchet's love life (usually with Drift) is that
On one level, it's already annoying when a perfectly fine/interesting character is reduced to nothing but "bitter ex getting in the way of The Actual OTP" because it simplifies the character to only exist as a satellite to someone's ship (the bitter loser who can't let go/doesn't deserve person A/etc) instead of having their own life going on.
But when it comes to Pharma it's particularly annoying because it reduces Pharma to "the crazy stalker/bitter ex", framing Pharma as if he's the villain ruining Ratchet's life with his inability to just let go,
When in actual canon it was Ratchet who was best friends with Pharma their whole life (they're even shown together in the Functionist Universe). Ratchet who ditched Pharma with barely a word of goodbye (before Delphi, and ironically the same conversation where Pharma asked Ratchet if he should accept the station at Delphi). And it was Ratchet who asked Drift if he was scared of going into DJD territory as an ex-Decepticon, but treated Pharma like scum for killing patients under threat of being murdered by the DJD. And Ratchet who stole Pharma's hands. And Ratchet who tried to manipulate Pharma by using his deepest insecurities against him on Luna-1.
It's not like Pharma is some rando who Ratchet barely knew. They were BEST FRIENDS whose friendship was severed on a really messy note. Pharma has every right to be invested in a relationship/friendship that almost literally lasted he and Ratchet's entire life. It sucks when people implicitly treat Pharma as if he's obsessed and should just move on when the reality is that it was Ratchet who first terminated their relationship with no explanation or even a goodbye (pre Delphi) and then with leaving Pharma to die and then stealing his hands (post-Delphi). So is Pharma really "obsessed" or is he just understandably upset about being betrayed by the person who should've known and cared about him the most?
So like, it's really annoying when Ratchet has so many flaws in canon and questionable ways he treated Pharma, but the fandom just calls Pharma a crazy stalker ex as if Pharma is the freak who's overreacting and mentally insane while Ratchet is just some guy who was only minding his own business. To me it's not even a matter of shipping, it's just the fact that Ratchet DID handle his relationship with Pharma super fucking poorly. And I really wish more people in the fandom acknowledged that instead of framing Pharma as the evil/crazy/overly attached one for being upset about being ditched. Pharma has reasons to be pissed off and driven to get revenge on Ratchet, and even if his romantic feelings towards Ratchet might play somewhat of a role, Pharma is way more than just some stalker ex who's evil because he's crazy and wants Ratchet to be his boyfriend.
I mean Pharma literally says on the page that the reasons he's angry at Ratchet are for ruining his plans at Delphi and for stealing his hands. Even though Pharma-as-Adaptus orders Drift shot later in LL, it's not explicitly framed as some romantic jealousy and could also just as easily be construed as Pharma getting revenge for Drift cutting his hands off. I don't think Pharma ever even talks about or mentions Drift in the entire story. It's very clear that Pharma's beef/obsession with Ratchet is entirely between him and Ratchet and Drift is only a footnote in all of the reasons Pharma is pissed off.
#squiggposting#pharma apologism#not to mention it also sucks when a character is deeply traumatized and psychologically scarred#and theyre dismissed as just being fucking crazy lmao. as if they ended up that way for no reason at all#or when their trauma is just 'oh he's crazy/evil/mentally ill bc he's sad about not having a boyfriend'#i killed the functionist pharma headcanon and by god i will kill the stalker ex pharma headcanon too#the whole thing is just a peak example of protagonist centered morality honestly#ppl cant handle the idea of one of the good guy fan favorites being flawed and culpable for his mistakes#so instead it's the other unpopular barely existent character who gets tacked with the blame#it's sorta like how ratchet canonically has way more internalized functionism than pharma does#but for the longest time the fandom made pharma the posh elitist snob of a functionist
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brains feeling icky so have these two
also sorta in the spirit of valentines teehee
random crackship that eventually became unironic to me <3 look at them
#digital art#doodle#madness combat#madness combat sheriff#madness combat auditor#madcom#a cowboy and his evil shadow angel boyfriend#i dont even have a shipname for them#theyre just#there#also hc that sheriff has. a lot of hair under that hat of his bc :3
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Alternate universe where Chuuya joins the ADA w Dazai. The flags never found out that info on his past so chuuya still has no idea where he is from, and dazai just shows up at his door one day like "im leaving come w me" and chuuya is like "bro wtf no i need to find out abt my past" but leaves w dazai anyway. They join the ADA and Dazais tryna become a better person but chuuyas only motive is to find out about his past, which he has no idea about, bc the events of stormbringer never occured in this timeline.
Also that for 2 years Kunikida Ranpo and Yosano have no clue what in the gay shit is going on between the new recruits, since none of them know about their mafia ties, so they end up placing a bet for when theyre gonna get together, and pool together a prize pool for whoever is closest. Even Fukuzawa places a bet. But it goes unsolved for 2 years until Atsushi arrives. And atsushi just.. asks because apparently the others never thought of that, not even genius Ranpo. And dazais like "Yeah we're together" which sends the agency into a MELTDOWN BECAUSE WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN AND WHO WINS THE PRIZE POOL??? Turns out Dazai and Chuuya had been together for like the entire time and knew about the bet, but found it funny so didnt say anything to see how much they could get away with before being caught out.
Dazai: Hm im stuck on this case.
Chuuya: *solves it*
Dazai: *grabs chuuya by the cheeks in front of the whole office, kisses him on the lips for 3+ seconds* Your so smart Chuuya this is why your my.... (the agency is holding their breaths thinking this is the moment).... BEST FRIEND. what did i do to deserve a friend as good as you Chuuya?
They ended up getting away with it too, because the whole ADA cannot for the life of Odasaku distinguish between platonic and romantic affection.
*another instance*
Chuuya and Dazai are late to work, so Fukuzawa sends Kunikida to get them from their shared apartment. He walks in, using the spare key, and finds the two together under the covers of Dazai's futon just cuddling together. Like the most sappy gay shit you've ever seen.
Kunikida, getting his hopes up bc holy shit he's won the prize pool: ...What are you two doing..?
Dazai, smirking bc this is way too funny: It's cold. We have no heating. Chuuyas skill makes everything warm so im using him as a radiator
Kunikida believes this despite knowing about Chuuyas ability, overlooking the fact that Dazai literally just lied to his face because Chuuyas ability does nothing to the room temperature.
In the end the prize pool goes to Atsushi for his bravery, whilst Kunikida is just sobbing because how did he not realise. And Atsushi does not know whats going on he's just happy to be there honestly.
#soukoku in the ada together is public menace#kunikida constantly has to do damage control for their petty shit bc Chuuya is punch ask questions later#and dazai just watches bc its amusing#this is quality content i promise like im right u know im right#bsd headcanons#dazai x chuuya#skk#soukoku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#mafia dazai#theyre gay#gay and in love#like omg imagine dazai gets taken by the mafia like canon and chuuya is like where tf is my boyfriend where is he#ada chuuya#chuuya as a detective would hold so much power#i feel like Kenji and Chuuya would get along#like chuuya teaches kenji better ways of defenestrating criminals and kenjis like look at this plant its rlly tasty#they bond#i love them so much#silly little gay men do silly little gay things#including but not limited to homocide#fraud#tax evasion#maybe some minor battery and assault too#i feel like higuchi would recognise chuuya right away in the ada but refrain from saying anything bc it would blow her cover#dazai less so bc she wouldnt interract w him
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I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"
and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE
#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone'#'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you'#im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand#ken will you do the honor of being my malewife#my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife#i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳#love notes#💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-#the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky#bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP#nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things#every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD#hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie#someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES#i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach#margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert#while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile#and then snap out of it when the sun rises#i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand#god i love these interviews im having a field day#ALSO in the beginning of the interview#margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?'#and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ#and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'
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so. cesare the somnambulist but your car android girlfriend
#my art#oc#character design#illustration#artists on tumblr#original character#cesare the somnambulist#cabinet of dr caligari#robot girl#android#whatwever the tag for the robotfuckers is this is for you#made out of car parts. please for the love of god be kind to me if you have a car#or transformer interest bcs im pretty sure this is incoherent from an actual mechanic standpoint /LH#MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD WHY DID I DO THIS DESIGN TO MYSELF#azura is the mechanic btw and his boyfriend. fished his remains out of the dumpster#Theyre she/they boyfriend x he/they girlfriend
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lameass werewolf boyfriend <3 (said with utmost affection)
#werewolf cookie#shitpost#cherry blossom cookie#herb cookie#spinach cookie#kumiho cookie#red velvet cookie#crunchy chip cookie#cookie run shitposts#out of these my favs r#🐺🌱#🍰🐺#🦊🐺#🌸🐺#shipping werewolf w anyone lowkey makes me laugh bc he's the epitome of this post no matter who it's with kdjfjd#(w the exception of tiger lily... shes in the same category as werewolf)#(i dont ship them but i loveeee 🦊🐯🐺 furry besties🥹)#and 🍰🐺🐾 dogboy trio <3#i think the only ones i like romantically r 🐺🌱 and 🌸🐺 tho... but im also down for 🍰🐺 boyfriends djsbdn theyre so cute to me UGH#🦊🐺 is platonic to me but i would die for them
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do you ever get so fixated on your own sim that you download this stupid buggy game, just so that way you can see him again because the other games don't really do him much justice?
#like i genuinely hate the way sims 4 is optimised and how buggy it is#and it always crashes on me#yet i always come back because i just love my sim and his boyfriend so much and theyre done so well in this game#like i tried to make them in ts2 but that didnt really do them justice even with cc#tried making them in ts3 too and that didnt really work either#ts4 may suck a lot but its the only game where i feel like theyre accurately represented#i need to introduce yall to them bc i really hate keeping them to myself#ts4#fleas speaks
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im truly in such a fascinating position in my life right now i think
#🗞️#just remembered that that guy whos gay and has a boyfriend and theyre in a monogamous relationship. asked me to write him a love letter.#bc i told a story about how i have this journal with letters i never gave people but that i used to write letters all the time#and that combined with the flirting combined with the makeout combined with . All Of That. literally what is even happening#would i lavender marry him yes absolutely in a heartbeat. but would i actually have a fling with him absolutely not.................#how does he kiss me with his boyfriend right behind the door and how does he flirt with me with our friend RIGHT HERE NEXT TO US...........#eeeewwwwwwww. and now im avoiding every single party opportunity ngl. and i like his boyfriend soooo much id love for us to party again..#but this is just so weird and i feel like if i confront him or bring it up to our friend im gonna make it 10x weirder. so.#like now its fine bc its ig unspoken. but as a person who went thru all of that already i dont wanna be in the same situation i was in#exactly 2 years ago like what the hell.............................
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kuroo wants to shower akaashi in affection and akaashi would rather die than show an ounce of love where someone can see it. they're boyfriends.
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Yes yes Meronia/Lawlight parallels but what about Lawlight/Birthdaymassacre parallels??
Detective chasing doggedly after a killer who only grows more and more fascinated and enamored with them the longer the case goes on and the closer they get.
Hyper competent pretty privilege babe that everyone somehow both over and underestimates holding hands with an absolute fucking freak who grew up in an orphan mill.
Regularly kicking each other's ass.
"It's not my fault that my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill."
Stalker keeping pictures of their lover in their pocket and also on their walls/screens.
Wildly different aesthetic sense but also somehow still in the same spectrum of aestheticism (i.e. punk leather vs. minimalist academia).
Neurodivergent mlm 🤝 wlm solidarity
#i could go ON#death note#lawlight#birthdaymassacre#lawlight birthdaymassacre parallels#yagami light#misora naomi#l lawliet#beyond birthday#of course the parallels go back and forth and diagonal but tbh that just makes it better#light and naomi exasperated over trying to get their boyfriends to be normal#L and beyond shaking hands on embarrassing their lovers as much as possible in public bc theyre little shits#L and naomi commiserating over trying to successfully wrangle a serial killer with kisses#light and beyond debating murder techniques and the most romantic way to set up a body for your lover to find
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MARTIN BLACKWOOD IS A JEALOUS MAN... And Tim loves it (as he should)
#sam post#sams art#<- gonna post all of my art under that tag so you can search through our blog easier#martim#ANYWAYS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#BEEN EATING MY BRAIN ALIVE FOR A MONTH#Martin gets so easily jealous#he has a sense for when people are talking to his boyfriend#POOR BASIRA HONESTLY#SHES SO SICK OF THEM#TIM IS ALSO POSESSIVE#THEYRE INSANIO AND HORR8BLE#everyone else is subjected to their shenanigans#OH YEAH OUR MARTIN IS LIKE 6'7 AND#TIM IS LIKE 5'10-ISH#SO WHEN MARTIN HOLDS HIM TIM JUST FEELS SO SMALL AND IT MAKES HIM INSANE BC HES ALWAYS BEEN THE TALLER ONE IN HIS RELATIONSHIPS I THINK#HES JUST LIKE “OH. WOW.”#(melts into Martin)#fuck theyre so cute i just want them to be happy#THEY DESERVE IT!! AS A TREAT FOR GOING THROUGH THE HORRORS!!#timothy stoker#timothy wimothy#martin blackwood#martin kartin blackwood#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanart#just a fair warning if you are weird in the tags mox will come for you#(also: these are our s3 TMA designs! we might share all of em in order soon)
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