Me happily reading something about a dc character: bruce-
Me: *closes tab*
All I want is to read about one of the other characters without Bruce's ass being inserted as a main character (I go through so much filtering, and it's still hard asf ugh)
im not sure if this is in reference to fanfiction or the solicits, but the fact that it's the same across both never fails to shock me. like it really do be bruce and the batclowns 98% of the time 😭😭😭
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i love: nanami kiryuu and overall revolutionarygirlutena, yurikuma arashi, beethoven and im the biggest fan of his opera - fidelio (seriously NO ONE loves this opera as much as i do), other classical music and opera such as lucia di lammermoor and verdi's requeriem
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The Laughing Bat is one of my favorite episodes so far.
Mostly because of the brilliant yet rather simple concept,the absolutely amazing design of old Batclown here having little yet noticeable imperfections,and Rino Romeros Joker laugh is actually really good.
Harley 👑: It does change for me. I was thinking it was a beautiful psychopath in love with me, buying me the Coney Island 🏝 and an amusement park just to me… And a big queue of workers, maids and butlers working fer me and worshipping me. Surrounded of beautiful animals, unicorns and Grogu that I adopted as a child, with my own kids and the kids I adopted. Ahh, also I want beautiful flowers to make the world brighter 💕💕💕💕
Harley 👑: now my dream is crushed 😥😭
Harley 👑: Fine, fine. I’ll die alone, but at the least I’ll have Bernie with me. Mr. Beaver said “hi daddy” and he is asking when ya gonna buy his meth and bring him to Las Vegas. Also he wanna apply as your Robin. Should I send it on yer email ?!
Harley 👑:‘Kay,‘Kay Daaaad. That’s not a bad eating habit. I like pussy daad but I also like dee. ☺️🥰😘😈😇😇😇😇 — Btw I like yer suit on the front page you were last week. I’ll rate 9.5 out of 10. 😉 I’ll do a Tik Tok talking about the looks of socialites here.
Kate: You're ridiculous and your imagination isn't very realistic
Kate: I don't know who Mr. Beaver is and I don't wish to make his acquaintance. Furthermore, I'm not a drug distributor.
Kate: I feel we've lost the original intention of this conversation now, must you use so many emojis. For fucks sake
Kate: Complimenting me is not going to distract me. I will keep sending the groceries and you are not to change the list. Got it.
Also “The Batman Who Laughs” is a terrible fucking name for a character, just call him Batjoker or Batclown or “Weird BDSM Dicked” anything would be better than fucking “The Batman Who Laughs”.
Yet again, another beautiful night spend with his favourite arch nemesis. The atmosphere is electricizing, the mood is good and a barely notable romantic tension is in the air. Batman takes the oportunity and strikes again.
(This right there, took me over a day..... and it doesn't even looks that good! xD)
I’ve seen circus AUs before, so here’s a small bit of mine.
Phasma is the contortionist of Brendol Hux’s Grand British Circus. She wears a silver leotard to do her routine, and sometimes does it with cats. A popular gimmick she does is this: She contorts herself into an uncomfortable looking position, gets a nail file out of her pocket, and files her nails. Another thing she can do while contorted is put on lipstick perfectly.
One of her favorite routines was when she teamed up with some clowns and dressed as Harley Quinn in a Batman parody. She confused Batclown by contorting in random places and chasing him with somersaults and walking like that girl in The Ring.
Kate definitely swore to herself now that Harley discovered she was her mysterious benefactor, she would stop monitoring the clown princess' daily activities. The entire point of giving in to her strange interest was the benefit of anonymity, no one need witness or be aware of her lapse in icy resolve towards those who ran in Harley's circle. And she'd stuck to that promise -- for the most part. She had far more pressing concerns than whether or not Harley Quinn was eating herself into a sugar coma. Assisting Bruce in locating Alfred, ensuring Tim was not losing his mind during his court-ordered isolation; and she surely had better company to keep. Despite her self-imposed social alienation, she did have a few close friends. Ones that she'd allowed to break down her barriers and who weren't deterred by her standoffish demeanor. Or by her nightly dangerous pursuits of justice.
Even though she was engrossed with her own life, Harley's absence from the botanist's flat did not escape her attention. Kate didn't know where she was staying, actually, and she shouldn't have cared. Yet all she could imagine was the the jester was relapsing into her old ways now that she wasn't keeping a watchful eye. Naturally, the most straightforward method of inquiring about Harley's newest hijinks would have been by text. Perhaps a, plant any bombs lately? However, Kate didn't want to invite the clown to thus proceed to bombard her for the rest of the day with useless, emoji filled nonsense.
Eventually, she convinced herself that continuing to ponder it was a monumental waste of time. If Harley was up to no good she was confident she would discover it soon enough, and until then, it was none of her concern. At least that was her decision until she got her bank statements at the end of the month. Everything was perfectly in order; not a single unexpected charge. No obscenely large tab from a bar she'd never been to, no surplus of twizzlers and no strange acrobatic materials. Shit.
“Interesting choice in nightwear, even for you” as the back entrance swung open, Kate was found leaning casually against the slicked brick wall dressed in probably the most casual attire she'd ever allowed Harley to catch her in. It was significantly late at night, but still a pair of round shades rested on her nose. Her attitude indifferent as she cocked her head downward, taking an expressionless gander Harley's attire. Or lack thereof. "Checking to make sure you aren't dead; you haven't attempted to max out my credit cards in a while. It's concerning"