#basements and lizards
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A while ago, one of my friends mentioned that sorcerers are his least favorite magic class in D&D, because there’s no story/personality in how they acquire their powers. Not like a warlock actively making a pact, a wizard actively studying, a cleric actively following their god, etc etc. There’s no agency for the character, and he thinks they’re boring.
I disagree. I love sorcerers! Their magic is inherited/natural, yes, but that’s exactly what makes them interesting. Because how do you use the arcane power you’re born with? How do you feel about it? Do you appreciate it? Do you take it for granted? Do you consider yourself superior because of it? Do you make it part of your core identity? Do you try to run from it, wishing that it didn’t exist? Do you feel the burden of horrors in your past you’ve inherited without your consent? Do you feel trapped by the promise of your blood to live up to your ancestors? Do you work hard to embrace it? Do you hate yourself for what you have no control over?
There’s a lot of shit in life we can’t control. Things we’re born with. Blessings, curses. Sorcerers are interesting to me because they can be stories about identity — who they are, who they are not, and who they want to be.
#I could talk for fucking forever about my own characters who are sorcerers#Seren entirely forming their identity around their bloodline#Veria wanting her magic to not exist and slowly learning to use it and the story arc that Could Have Been if she hadn’t died#anyway aaaaaa#dungeons and dragons#ttrpg#basements and lizards
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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE OTHERSTIDE, AND NOW THAT THEY’RE OUT OF CLASS
THE ACADEMY STUDENTS WILL KICK RASSILON’S ASS
......a very silly Doctor Who hack of The Fight Before Christmas by Weird Age Games. I really should make more one-page TTRPGs. original ones. eventually.
A PDF download of this game can be found at my itch.io, here!
#basements and lizards#dwrpg#doctor who#completely untested! T&T is probably going to play it at some point in the next two months#but until then enjoy
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basement pet this basement pet that. your cute little fairy lights and comfy blankets in a nice cozy kennel are not enough. all of your puppies have vitamin d deficiency
#sillyposting......#yeah there r vitamins u could take. probably#i like the basement pet concept btw i like it a lawt. i need to go there#maybe just get a daylight lamp. curls under that shit like a lizard
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Can we just talk about how Merlin writes Arthur a whole ass speech out of his own free will without any indication Arthur wanted him to do so. It's almost like he wants to lessen Arthur's stresses and worries. Almost like he cares. Certainly not a man inlove. No sir. No man in love would write a speech for the friend just because they thought they'd be nice. No absolutely not.
(Idiots in love)
#bbc merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#emrys#merlin emrys#knights of the round table#gwaine#lancelot#gwen#morgan pendragon#kilgharrah#dumb basement lizard
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#downed on first go!#it took me fucking forever to find my way but i finally got a general idea of how to get around the place and where everything was at#or so i thought i realized two seconds after I beat that idiot#that i'd yet to find my way down to gudrun goldilocks or whatever his name was#hope i didn't fuck anything up#i hate that kind of stuff#i know i'm probably missing out on good things but i just can't deal with games that go like#if you don't compliment the blue chancellor's pet lizard at precisely at 14:05 on a tuesday when the moon's in venus retrograde#then somebody's gonna kill themselves three chapters later and five different very important quests get closed off forever or whatever#or games where there's permanent failure hiding behind every dialogue option would be a more sensible if less fun way to say that i guess#oh well#off to liurnia we go#or i'll just see if i can't find my way to the basement first#ølden ring#fun fact: godrick voice actor's name is ramon tikaram#and he's the brother of british singer tanita tikaram (twist in my sobriety/good tradition etc.)#who my mother was a huge fan of when i grew up
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my ass should have listened to this lizard now I ended up in the basement 😭😭
Drops this and disappears ..🎺
First thing I have completed in ages, I have AWFUL art block
Anyway enjoy this funky little Danny elfman lizard while I go insane 🧐
#Danny elfman#drawing#art#doodle#fanart#oingo boingo#new wave#animation#YouTube#furry?!?!?!#idk tbh#Danny elfman fursona real????#lizard#face like a frog#don’t go in the basement#80s#music#candiedfrogs
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For some reason, the only consistent thing in my head right now is the mental image of Meteors Roxy carrying around a big Jolteon plushie with her snout fitting nicely between its ears and you know what?
It's now Meteors Canon that Roxy adores resting her chin on people and plushies' heads right between the ears. And also that Roxy needs more plushies.
#meteors roxy#meteors au#she DESERVES them!!!#djidndid watch me once again not go crazy about Plex Lore and instead go insane over Roxy's plushie collection jdjdnjd#she has three of them now at least but she deserves!!! more!!!#a happy frog a blahaj and a jolteon...#she needs some normal ass guys hm#maybe cassie gives her a little dragon guy...#actually wait cassie should have a sleeping special interest in a specific animal and have a shit ton of stuff for them#just has a labrador or a lizard phase or something#or a wolf phase which transformed into a roxy phase which turned into a mediocre melodies phase#but in a 'never consumed canon' kind of phase#she does not care for the actual modern versions of them#she and roxy much prefer the random evidence of their early existence they found in the pizzeria#fuck Fazbear they have their own canon now#based on blueprints and technical notes and engineered backstories and scrapped ideas on post it notes#OH MY GOD IF THEY FIND GLAMROCK MISTER HIPPO IN SEWERHELL SINCE HE'S THERE IN BOBBIEDOTS#like finding a celebrity eating cheese at three in the morning at your fucking basement fridge dndjjsi#but also both of them like 'WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?! WHY DID THEY DO YOU LIKE THIS?!'#and they're NOT talking about the damages.#how DARE they glamrock this boring old bruise of a guy they found in a mass murdered grave?!#jsidjdijdo roxy throwing hands over a glamrock happy...#SEEING THE REAL MEDIOCRE MELODIES AND BEING SO DISAPPOINTED NAH FUCK WHERE'S THE OLD GUYS#THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO THE SHINY NEW ONES WHERE!!! ARE!!!! THEIR!!!! CRUSTY!!!! OLD!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!#sbjdjdkd oh my god this is hilarious actually#i should add the melodies to my little history list of lore to create#just for them.#they've done the same for candy cadet btw#roxy and cassie adore him and one day they'll brave the gravesite again to bring him home safe#where he BELONGS
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me and @sntoot‘s lives have basically turned into organizing gay play dates for our hyth and hades minions in my mostly undecorated house while we wait for queue
#it is so funny how much these two minions run up to each other#at one point they took a step away and then immediately turned back around and were at it again with the gay staring#hilarious#not pictured: our chat log which is basically just us being like gAY GAY GAy over and over#ffxivmp#mp#only my basement is really decorated and that's still a wip#the bahamut statue directly opposite the door with the torches is staying though#and there's a painting of amaurot behind it#so wrong#i think that's an ishgard lecturn too? just to be extra terrible#someone please give me verdant partitions they are too expensive and i need them for my magical faerie land basement :(#himbo lizard boy tag#the adventures of lil hyth and hades
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look
look at my friends snake
#their name is fireball#the same friend also has like 15 other snakes#and lizards and tortoises#and scorpions and tarantulas and cockroaches and rats#it’s quite a basement#snake#snakes#reptile#photography#animal#animal photography#temtalk
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Out-of-context quotes from a Daernika session!! We finally finished the one-shot that we started uh…… over three years ago. aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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“Oh, did I mention? I should probably mention. In the green resin walls, you see hundreds of corpses.”
“I made two Voxes by accident.” “I wouldn’t turn that down.”
“Oh thank god, I’m not going first. …Wait oh no, I’m not going first.”
“I don’t do much damage and then I attack using my friends.”
“He forms into a mouth that tries to latch on to Vox.” “I’d like to request that he ceases this activity.”
“I’m the only non-divine entity in this pit, and as such –”
“It’s protected in the cube, but it’s on my increasingly-bloodied person.”
“As a minor action he’s gonna use Soul Corruption. Don’t worry about the name, I’m sure it’s fine.”
“I have chromatic robe star weaver armor, which is the most extra name possible.”
“Ah so it’s Mephistopheles’s turn, in Vox’s body.”
“Does he still have the crown?” “Yes, on the head we will be referring to as ‘Head 1.’”
“My second sword is a bit worse, but more importantly I would have had to do all my math manually, which is the real tragedy.”
“Should I break out the classic creepy tendrils power?” “Fight fire with fire, fight worm with worm.”
“Aidina is floating in the air surrounded by red fire.” “Big yikes.”
“Vox is Boromir, Aidina is Frodo, Nakoma is Sam, Mephistopheles is Gollum.”
“All the dogs come out, and so does a giant fly, but you’re used to it by now.”
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banging my head against a wall. i got a REALLY good fuckin map for scp:cb but the game fucked me over and the access code written on the doc is not working. which is blocking me from mfing heavy containment. are you shitting me.
scp:cb ily but my god are you a bug ridden game.
#📚 my posts#📌 thoughts#how dare you brick me after all my repeated cool fuckin moves sliding around 049#and after getting a smooth ass run past the lizards in the basement#you would made me part ways w/ my lvl 3 key card. super gasmask. my nav. AND scp 1499???#you bitch
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#house caught on fire just a little bit but we're all ok!#we evacuated the fam and the animals all quickly and the fire department showed up quickly too#what a thing to happen tho lmao this is just how its been lately#i guess our basement is also flooded about 3ft#the fire started down there i thibk on the hot water tank??? not sure#so we gotta wait for someone to come pump out the basement before we get power back#but the neighbor is letting me stay overnight at her mini apartment#so i at least can have my phone alarm cos i have fucking jury duty tomorrow at 9am#and also brought the lizards with me so they are able to stay warm ish#parents and cats are back at the house with no power 😭#ursa speaks
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Greg's very excited to be back in my room
#my chance of transmission is low & im keeping my mask on and my windows open so he's allowed in during the day now :)#hes been pissed about being kept out of my room so my parents have been leaving the basement door open for him in exchange#also apparently lizards have been getting in the basement but we hadn't noticed bc hes been playing with them until they die 💀#a day in the life
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A fox in a cage in a hunters basement. Don't worry he'll be fine that cage is to big for him. This was for a cage event on dotpict. putting this in adult content due to the furs/dead lizard/Bear rug.
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God I want a bearded dragon
#someday i wont be living qith in my grandmas basement#and i can grow all the mushrooms i want#and have a little lizard buddy#and make that felt witch hat ive wanted to make forbyears#without being judged
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Power's out! It's fuckin cold out too. Time for my favorite game: Is my paranoia unfounded, or is my preparedness a blessing?
#it came vack on for a sec like 20min ago#then flickers then off#concerns are 1.lizard 2.basement cold 3.how to keep ourselves warm in that order#cant sleep until lizard warm
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