im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We

DUTCH GP, 2023

hi incoherent posting <33 but i really enjoy imagining like. a fandom for your selfship. like. what is the merch scene like. do you two have marketable plushies. do they have a matching acessory. do you have magnets in the hand that stick you together. do you come as a set. do they put you two together in promotional material. is there official art of you two together for valentines day. do you understand do you see my vision

Scott Dixon dancing in the rain, 2023 24 Hours of Le Mans.

he really is just so boyfriend. like the kind who would reach the boxes in shelves you can’t reach

he is just always into being your hero . doing things to make you swoon

peter quill has a hero complex for sure but it gets hiked up about 200% when it comes to you. he’s obsessed with doing everything for you because he knows you like it, even if you don’t actually need the help. he knows you’re totally capable of taking care of yourself but he wants to do it because he’s so incredibly down bad for you it’s sick.

yes he’s definitely the type to reach high shelves for you!!! so casually dominant of him tbh. he comes up behind you where you’re tiptoeing in front of the shelf and easily snags the box you’re reaching for. when he hands it to you he’s veryy smug about it. especially if he gets a thank you kiss, which he usually does.

he’s also always tying your shoelaces or zipping your dress or fixing your clothes for you. your shoelace comes undone while you’re out with him and he doesn’t even hesitate to get on the dirty floor to do it up for you. you put your hands in his hair and tug gently as a silent thank you and he swears he dies on the spot. and if your clothes ever ride up and threaten to show more skin than he knows you’ll want to, he’ll fix them without a word and it flusters you so much.

ugh and if you’re clumsy!!! he gets so good at catching you before you hurt yourself. if you’re about to trip he’ll catch you before you do and dip you cos he’s a dork, his arm locked around your lower back. you’ll laugh and swoon and say my hero all sarcastic and it boosts peter’s ego wayyy more than he’d like to admit.

what if i say sanuso and it's Usopp wearing the Sogeking mask when he asks Sanji on a date because he's scared shitless of- well, everything (he's thought about every possible scenario, in eighty of them he ends up having to throw himself overboard) he does the voice and sings the Sogeking™ theme and shit and when he's finished with the script he -beforehand, obviously- made, Sanji just, stares at him, he's all red in the face and his cigarette dances between his lips, after a second of silence in which Usopp considers which of his friends should end his suffering (Zoro would make it quick, and if he asked really nicely he would probably use his three katanas so he can die like the brave warrior of the sea he is-) Sanji clears his throat and nods, once, twice, before he reaches behind Usopp's face to unclasp his mask, Usopp's sweating like crazy and he probably looks like he's about to spontaneously combust and-

and nothing of that matters, suddenly, because Sanji's appreciatively staring at the object between his hands, saying:

"yeah, I'd love to go on a date with you," then he hands him the mask, smiling oh so openly, "I just hope the date's with the greatest sniper ever, captain Usopp- don't get me wrong, Sogeking's amazing and all," softly, he takes Usopp's free hand between his, "but I'm more fond of Usopp, if I'm honest."

Hair n hands

Can I eat your Beelzebub because they're too cute?

not unless they eat you first!! 😼😼

jodie whittaker for observer magazine

First post in ages & it's gotta be op fanart

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

Saying dl!pearl didnt do anything wrong as like a joke but the more I talk the more it becomes clear Im not joking

HE GETS IT!!! HE FUCKING GETS IT!!! HAVING FANGS / FUR / MUSCLES IS FUCKIN COOL AS HELL AND I LOVE THAT HES AN AUTISTIC MONSTER WEEABOO

Gaz who just decides to act on the advice of his fellows and get himself a partner. Goes out to actually begin considering people for a long term relationship and define his ‘type’ and you do something mildly nice for him and he’s like oh well then. Why was everyone saying this is so hard? And then you’re just cursed to meet him 24/7 as he creeps and bullies his way into your life until you finally just date him

most f1 media: 😧 it's so cold 🥶 this is insane

the canadians: no it isn't 😌 💞