Wanna know an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

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Call me norm-attaining the way I be coarsely embedding into that dense subset

People on this site will put together polls like "The Banach-Tarski Paradox versus Camembert Cheese", then act like the results prove that they're surrounded by idiots.

Lukasz Banach

hey uh sorry but your boyfriend took the axiom of choice and we cut him up into five pieces and reassembled them. he's fine there's just two of him now.

When a mommy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much they run at each other full-speed and crash into a huge pile of bones and then their disembodied arms start putting themselves back together but they do it wrong so now they've got their skulls on backwards and arms where their legs should be and ribs all over the place and after a few failed attempts they conglomerate into one big two-headed eight-limbed double-skeleton but eventually they get it right and reform back into their separate selves but somehow in the middle of it all enough bones got dropped and misplaced that they have enough spare parts to make a baby skeleton!

Lukasz Banach

i will always associate the banach-tarski paradox with bdsm and gay sex, for reasons i will not explain <3

Si la mecánica cuántica te volvía loco, espera a ver lo que dicen las matemáticas. Echa un vistazo a la paradoja de Banach–Tarski, verás que curioso.

¿Puede una esfera descomponerse en un número finito de conjuntos de puntos y volver a montarla en 2 esferas idénticas a la original?

Imagina que lo hacemos con billetes...

"Sierpinski's Genesis"

Me at the wizard conclave (math conference) conjuring some runes in between talks (solving an exercise) to enchant a foreign sorceress (hit on a phd)

Analysis seems to just be "how many different people can Banach have theorems with"

Lukasz Banach

Banach–Tarski paradox

The surface area of my cat pica is probably less that a square foot... and yet, in a real-world illustration of the Banach–Tarski paradox in action she can cover 100s of square feet of carpet, clothes and furniture with cat hair!

Who said pure mathematics is useless?

Does math have a major flaw? - Jacqueline Doan and Alex Kazachek

So what happens if you do the whole Banach-Tarski thing to a ball submerged in liquid? By the Archimedes principle, the liquid should be displaced by an amount equal to the volume of the second ball, does that happen here, and if so when? Is it an instantaneous thing or does it happen gradually?