Kohane Azusawa is so funny to me. Watched a girl perform on the street once, got curious and suddenly got dragged into the world of street music by the girl she watched. She got called a shrimp for about a month by some ginger guy who she then became best friends with. Her other best friend is some guy with two colours in his hair that is somehow natural. Apparently?? All three of them agree that she is so fucking cool.

She is the number one fan of a theatre group at the local theme park. She knows four idols in her school. She is the only character in game to be seen with multiple weapons. She has a pet snake and is occasionally portrayed as a hamster. She knows Hatsune Miku. She shares a birthday with the Onceler.

Controversial take but it’s actually not the job of random disabled people to educate your kids on disabilities. If your child stares, asks a rude question, or gets in the way of a disabled person, the responsibility falls on you to deal with that. It’s not the child’s fault for being curious or uneducated (that is quite literally the JOB of children) but it’s also not the job of a literal stranger to parent your kid for you.

I sure am

[ID: a blue card with a smiling golden spades symbol underneath which is written "you're ace". End ID]

seriously whats up with silver and apples. i now know at least four official images of silver and apples, the first time i ever drew silver i drew him with apples, whats up with that. does he ever mention apples? is he ever seen with apples in game? is it merely a promotional thing? is it some sort of thing where someone once drew official art of silver with apples, and then someone else drew official art of silver with apples potentially as a reference to the first silver-apple image, and now it’s accepted into canon that silver likes apples? i’ve been wanting an answer to this for nearly a year. what

making the worlds best meal rn

off topic but check out my bagel !!!!!!!!

I'd do it if it was possible cause I got enough wishstones for 1 more Liam-

Also...

This is just Ahmed and Ashley all over again, huh...

the hope bagel joke is so chronically unfunny it actually makes me physically ill but can someone PLEASE explain to me where it came from. for piece of mind. like atleast hajime held a cup of orange liquid at some point komaeda never interacts with a bagel ever. so where did . w

"...and what do you call this recipe of yours?"

"I call it the "poppyseed bagel". It's a bagel with poppyseeds, you see"

"Interesting! What sort of flavor do they add?"

"Oh, none whatsoever! And the best part is, not only do they get stuck in your teeth, they constantly fall off and get everywhere! They're like sprinkles, but shittier!"

"Fucking. Brilliant. Here are my keys, go to my house and fuck my wife"

I should call the bagel place to see if their bagels are egg free. I know they make egg bagels, though, so I imagine it's on shared equipment. :(

A booped Siffrin (and a transparent one on the right) for all your booping Siffrin needs.

(Bonus act 6 sprite spoilers version under the cut)

Winged Au ramble - by request of @dem0nguy , here ya go man1!1!1

So, the title for the au is pretty self explanatory. Wings wow, bird people. No but uh, Sheriff has wings in this au in a world where hybrids such as himself are seen as valuable and rare. Treated more like a pet and less than an actual person.

Obviously the whole apocalypse happens and yadda yadda all that, the only major difference being Sheriff is having to hide his wings, in fear of being treated like an animal and fear of having someone remove them (because prior to the apocalypse, it unfortunately was common for people involved with the black market to remove someone's hybrid features and sell them.)

The specific type of bird Sheriff has the wings of is kinda up in the air. But I am thinking Magpie because of my personal headcanon of him being Australian and also, if you've ever seen a magpie in Aus (outside of Tas, they're quite lovely there) then you'll know how aggressive those fuckers can get when people get too close to their kids (and in this case, Sheriffs family [that being La résistance])

He does a pretty good job at hiding his wings for the entirety of the show, Vegan only really being the only one to have suspicions of something because she's just naturally perceptive like that. He keeps them pressed up against his back with bandages or whatever wrapped around his torso to keep them there. It's very uncomfortable for him but he "has to do it" (spoiler: no he doesn't)

Yeah no so he does a pretty good job at hiding it up until the mission shopping episodes. I'm a little iffy on the exact details of what goes down but essentially he gets ejected from his helicopter and to avoid Y'know. Dying. He's gotta out himself and fly with his wings.

Shit goes down idk but the rest of the group are supportive of the hybrid half of him and yeah. I mean, if they can handle him being partially mutated, this is a cake walk.

Uhhh, yes Ryan is also a bird man in this. Feel I should mention this.

That's about all I can cook up at 10am on a Friday, hope this suffices for now but my ask box is open 24/7

utilizing my public library space this beautiful friday morning to write jegulus smut 🥰

I FUCKING LOVE BAGELS AND CHAI TEA! I LOVE WAKING UP AND EATING BREAKFAST! I LOVE EATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN RAHHHHHHH

just a reminder you dont even have bagel with cream cheese right now