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finchdown · 1 year
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Do you use your phone to take photos or a camera?
My tumblr has been resurrected and my inbox has things already waiting!
So, a few answers.
- Yes.
- In both instances those are cameras, yes.
- There have been cameras inside cellphones for 24 years and I am still regularly asked this question.
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a2uin · 1 month
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Boop!
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[soft gasp] void bean boop… thank you 💞
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kat-xox · 5 months
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you know what james potter needs?
more blood.
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broh3m3 · 1 year
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Forest, Crescent and the Forgotten Boy
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tiger-balm · 28 days
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skipping into the eastern conference final
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c!dream: i was just trying to give advice on how to make friends but noooooo that’s “illegal” and “breaking the law” and “kidnapping with extreme abuse bordering on torture” and “incredibly unethical” what the fuck
c!techno: that is literally not what happened.
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Axe, muttering to himself as he eyes Paz from across the room: I know his dick is big.
Bo-Katan: Sorry, come again?
Axe: I said 'Under that helmet he probably looks like a pig.'
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personnotfound · 4 months
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Y'all keep saying that Jon lied about his age when he didn't? Where does it say he lied? In Mr Spider he says that people are often surprised at how young he is. That isn't lying about your age. People think I'm a decade older than I am all the time. And the wrong gender. Sometimes they even think I work at target! I didn't lie about working at target! I just took my winter coat off after three hours of circling the mall and happened to be wearing red. Jon happens to have greying hair and carries himself like Dracula's less cool shut in cousin.
He's not a liar he's a loser. Get your facts gay.
If you're going to correct me site a source like a proper acedemic. Please. I am on my fifth relisten while I wait for Thursday. I have been specifically listening out for this and I'm on MAG 97 and haven't heard him actually say he LIED.
Martin did lie though for sure. It's Plot that he's a silly goofy little guy who lied on his resume to work at The Paranoia Institute and thus, naturally, got the job.
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sme-esh · 4 months
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unfinished art of Jack I wanted to draw a silly face on
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axolotluv · 7 months
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I LOVE YOU MULTIGENDERED LESBIANS!!! I LOVE YOU LESBIANS WHO HAVE NO GENDER!!! I LOVE YOU LESBIANS WITH A COMPLICATED GENDER!!! I LOVE YOU LESBIANS WHO ARE MEN!!! I LOVE YOU LESBIANS WHO FLUCTUATE BETWEEN GENDERS!!!
ALSO
I LOVE YOU BI LESBIANS!!! I LOVE YOU MSPEC LESBIANS!!!! I LOVE YOU ACE LESBIANS!!!! I LOVE YOU STRAIGHT LESBIANS!!! I LOVE YOU LESBIANS WHO LOVE MEN!!!!
YOU ARE ALL LESBIANS AND I LOVE YOU!!! DO WHAT YOU WANT FOREVER!!!
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mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW
#thinkin too much about gortie side characters again.#sally this time and why she specifically talks about him the way she does#like dravo is obviously still shitty but to me he was. ‘just ‘neglectful#while sally actively hated and even felt terrorised by her own child#like. it’s not like i don’t understand her at all.#imagine you and your love don’t have much besides each other and your shop and you get pregnant and ready to raise a child#only for it to not be a child he didn’t and doesn’t cry ever and he learns everything so much sooner than most but then he never calls you#his parents and it’s not just a petty thing kids do sometimes you feel that he doesn’t see you as family and the worst part is that you#agree deep down#and as he gets older he doesn’t have any friends and actively rejects the notion of the entire concept#but then as time passes you hear about how he has entire groups of children following him and then several of them commit suicide#and that thing coming to sit with you and dravo at the dinner table says that he did what you did last week when the axe to chop wood broke#and you discarded it and got a new one#and he has these habits of ripping out flowers and making sure that they don’t regrow#and then you hear rumours about a friend’s daughter’s cat disappearing and think nothing of it#until you visit his tree house a month later and find a declawed cat and birds with clipped wings and crushed bugs that he keeps fondly#and then you see him with other children and they don’t know and his face is different and body language is entirely different#and were it not for the fact that you know better you would never see anything but a normal child#and you know that you are one who painstakingly brought this thing that should not be into the world and so you decide to end it all one da#and go to him as he’s asleep with the knife shaking in your hand#but he cries when you’re above him! screams at the top of his lungs!#so you beg for forgiveness even though you don’t deserve it through tears but as soon as the knife is put away you see the act drop and fee#his clever fingers having twisted your brain inside and out and you know that you can do nothing#and so the opportunity arises to at least remove him out of your life if not everyone’s lives and you take it immediately.#but you heard him talk. how he will close his fist around the world one day. and you know that it is not a matter of if but when.#like. imagine that. jesus dude.#like i hc her as someone that is messy and does not know a lot about life and she certainly wouldn’t have been a good mother but the love#or at least desire to love is there somewhere. and believing that having a child is really the only somewhat meaningful thing she can do#with her life. she’s not some hero or rich or anything of note. so there’s a lot obligation and not genuine desire for family here.#but she never really got the chance to be an actual mother in the first place so. who knows what that might have looked like
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plutorine · 6 months
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honestly, i get raskolnikov's deal - as someone who's also living miles away from home just to get an education, the lack of social interaction, not getting your basic necessities (i skip meals frequently / sleep at ungodly hours when i'm stressed/swamped with school work), and having an unchecked perspective towards people and life in general - will really push you to do outrageous and unthinkable stuff.
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randomnameless · 4 months
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Apparently according to Edelstans Edelgard hating the Chruch because of her traumatic experience is because "the only reason it could happen was because of the crest system because without it the corrupt nobles wouln't have allowed it etc". Can we stop scategoaping the crest system for every wrong that happened ? And can we also stop acting as if her character made any sense "Crestless people are suffering from injustices because I got experiemented because of my crest because the Agarthans" make it make sense
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Crust system BaD bcs without it corrupt nobles wouldn't exist ?
Siding and abiding by Uncle'n'pals really shows how much figs she gives to the laymen she's pretending to save, aka you imo can't pretend to help and fight for the sake of the weak if you're blitzing through them for their sake (you had to die for... Your sake ?) and if, at least in Fe16, Baldo'n'Waldi are members of the imperial army.
I was talking to a friend, but the Crust system uwu is a scapegoat in the same vein "society" is used as an ultimate excuse to absolve everyone from facing consequences of their actions, or to give some characters something easy to blame.
Tbh, Fodlan verse really gets the cake and eats it by blaming "crust system" for everything that happens - regardless of the seriously sucky meaning it can have if you consider crest = blood from another race - and apparently changing the "system" by either axing or sniping or replacing the pope.
I know FE isn't a political series where you're supposed to be concerned with the hows, much like Aragorn's returns ushers a new golden age for men and no one gaf about his unfamous tax policies, but at least LotR isn't blaming everything happening on Middle Earth on the governance of Gondor or the degree of elven blood each person has.
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thefuturewithoutus · 2 years
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[ID: A digital painting of two figures. Tim Stoker, a man with short hair and small circle-shaped scars on his forehead and neck, has a blank expression. He is depicted in black and white, wearing a suit of armor and carrying an axe. Around the right side of his head is half of a spiked halo.
Behind him is a monstrous representation of Jonathan Sims as the Pupil of The Eye. He is a long, cylindrical black shape that blocks off the top, bottom, and middle of the image. He stops behind Tim's left shoulder. A single green eye is the only visible part of his face.
The image background is a grainy red texture. On the bottom of the image, over the body that blocks in Tim, monospaced text reads "God and his knight." /End ID]
more art for this au. @yaboyspodcastpalace you said this:
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[ID: a screenshot of a Tumblr notification from @/yaboyspodcastpalace. The tags read: #YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 #GOD AND HIS KNIGHT HOURS #magnus archives #jontim /End ID]
and i blacked out and this happened. it got so out of hand so fast. thank you for that <3 also i can't forget your art is really what inspired this.
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 9 months
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Me: "I've seen a bunch of c!Ranboo designs with colorful horns, I wanna try that out-"
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c!Ranboo: *starts crying*
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oldtvandcomics · 3 months
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Me, explaining to the people working at official government-funded queer organizations why Captain America is totally bisexual:
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