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wandering-solo-forgood · 2 years

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Muse Preferences!

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Color coded

Mike, Victoria, Madelyn, Kenzie, Joel, Tess and Nat.

Animal:

Dogs, cats, birds, simple. Basic answer. No need to make it long.

Oh! Well dogs, lizards, snakes, bears, raccoons- We will be here all day. Hey!

Dogs, they are man's best friend. The long walks for the dog though..

Such an easy question but hard to answer.. Anything that ain't attacking I guess. Cheap way to avoid it. I accept that.

Dogs and horses, good animals. Horses are pretty nice.

Can't really say, a cat I guess? Dependant thing. So are some fish if you think about it. I suppose.

Horses, wolves, and squirrels. Odd trio. Not basic at least.

Flower:

Camellias, remind me of someone dear. Aww, you talking about- No! No-

Chionodoxa! Glory-of-the-snow. I like the way chionodoxa sounds.

This is gonna sound basic.. But sunflowers. A little bit of sunshine that was grown on Earth. Exactly!

Chrysanths, it's a beautiful flower.

Blue hydrangeas. No reason why? No.

Gladiolus if I had to pick.

Uh.. Marigold?

Coffee:

Black, two spoons of sugar. You pick a strong coffee so it isn't even sweet.. It's meant to wake you up not to enjoy it.

Mh.. A dark chocolate coconut iced coffee, it's the best! You spend two hours making it. I deserve a nice treat when I'm up!

I go with a hot cup from the nearest coffee place, four sugars, some creamer and that's it. Lotta money wasted. It's my money, plus I always get Shaun a donut. Can get behind that.

I just toss a couple of coffee beans into my mouth and call it a day. Are they at least chocolate covered..? No, why? Oh my God. I don't see why I should pay extra for the chocolate coating.

Just a black coffee is good. Maybe some half and half. Huh, no sugar? No.

Normally, sugar, creamer but if handed a cup with nothing I still drink it. Coffee is coffee. So you aren't picky is what you're saying. Basically.

I'm a fan of cappuccino and expresso. You shouldn't be drinking it in general. Yeah, it might not be so healthy when you're young.. Oh fuck off.

Tea:

Not really.. A tea drinker. Me either, if I'm sick maybe. Iced tea is all I would drink. I mean, I can say the same.

A fan favorite has to be grapefruit honeybush. Odd tea choice.. It's a delicious drink! Your choices are always weird.

Some kind of mint tea. It's relaxing on a cold day. Ooo, yes! Cuddled up with a book or a movie..

Raspberry iced tea. That sounds pretty good right about now to be honest. Yeah, that's why I got one. Share? No.

It's.. It's literally leaf water. Uh... I guess a cinnamon based tea? A good choice for the Holidays. Yeah!

Drink:

Water. If it isn't coffee or some smoothie Vic made it's what I'm usually drinking. You really like letting her do things for you. We do things for each other, she just likes doing food related stuff.

Ugh, that's a toughie.. Maybe blueberry, strawberry, banana, kale, spinach, aloe vera and ginger, along with supplements for things I don't get from my vegan lifestyle. I'm literally gagging thinking of EATING aloe vera! Why would you put that in a smoothie?! It's good for you! Yeah maybe for those who can stomach it!

An ice cold pop or a warm Dr.Pepper, both pretty good. Hold up, WARM? You heat it up purposely?! I mean, you never tried a nice warm Dr.Pepper with lemon? NO! Missing out.

Whatever is cheap at the store. Good Lord.. I'm on the move I don't really care.

Ice water with lemon is kinda refreshing I guess. So a step above Mike. Really, kid? Just saying.

Iced tea, preferably some kind of fruit tea. Orange tea is damn good. I think I'll stick with lemon.

Monster energy. No! Kid that is horrible for you. I like to drink five cans. STOP!

Alcoholic Beverage:

Nice whiskey, chilled glass. An honest good choice. Whiskey is a woman's best friend.

Rose infused vodka, it's a taste you gotta grow to love. You infuse vodka... With roses? Yes. That's Vic for you.

I like barefoot wine. The brand is a personal favorite. Funky name.

Ehhh.. Anything strong. You know it's supposed to be a single drink. Fineee.. Long island iced tea. Okay

I swear to God if you say anything here. Whaat? Me? Yes you. Too bad! It's a salty dog. You ain't even legally allowed yet! Honey, please. What? You gonna stop me?

Food:

Vic makes this really good vegan curry. Are you also vegan? No, we eat out and I get steaks. Just don't complain to the one cooking.

Roasted kale and mushrooms is recently a favorite of mine. Roasted mushrooms are so tasty.. I know!

Turkey avocado panini, Shaun adores them. Aw, cute.

Toss chicken into a pan with whatever I got on hand. That could go so well or so horrible. Sometimes but it's mainly not to do much, I ain't a good cook. I see this.

Can't go wrong with a good burger. There are a lotta good fast food chains for them. Can get them nearly anywhere.

I'm not really that picky, anything is good. I can agree, food is food.

... I mainly eat frozen dinners or premade stuff stores sell. You don't cook for yourself? No.

Dessert:

Ehhh.. Not really a sweets person. Maybe that coconut ice cream a local place sells. It is SO good and creamy..

Cherry pie, it's one of the best kind. What about a mixed berry pie? Ooo, yes.

Sweet potato fries with cinnamon sugar. That's a good choice for a snack. You bet your sweet ass it is.

Maybe just a regular cupcake. A safe choice.

Apple dumplings. They are easy to take on the go!

Cake pops. Didn't expect that kinda answer.

Article of Clothing:

Comfy sweaters.

Oversized hoodies!

Comfy sweat pants.

Leather jackets.

Watches.

Good bras.

Old family shirts.

Candy:

Not really a candy person either, aha.. Seriously?

Candied fruits. Real fruity ain't ya? I just choose a more healthy lifestyle.

God, I could go for some peach rings.. Honestly, me too.

Just toss me a twix. With their whole left vs right? Eh.

Chocolate, can't go wrong with a normal chocolate bar. That I agree with.

Left or Right Handed?:

Left.

Right!

Right, though I try to use left.

Ambidextrous, through forced learning.

Right.

Left.

Ambidextrous, naturally.

Sloppy or Neat Writing?:

Neat.

Sloppy..

Bit of both.

Sloppy, still readable.

Neatish.

Sloppy at times.

Neat, has to be.

Clean or Messy Room?:

Clean.

Clean!

Clean... Ish.

Messy as fuck.

Clean.

Messy.

.. Soo messy.

Shower in Morning or Night?:

Morning.

Night.

Depends on the day.

Night.

Morning.

Afternoon.

Night.

Tasks done Early or Last Minute?:

Early, why do them last minute? You have DONE them last second before! Shh.

Both.. Aha, I forget at times.. We all have those moments. Honestly, it's fine. Yeahh, don't sweat it.

Early, I pile on too many so I get them done around the same time panicking.

Ehh, last minute.

Early.. I have too much to do.

Love Language:

Quality time and giving.

Physical touch, quality time and words of affirmation!

Acts of service and giving.

Words of affirmation..

Quality time and acts of service.

Physical touch.

Giving and acts of service.

Believe in Love at First Sight?:

Love at first sight.. I believe it is a thing others can experience once in a lifetime. I had already experienced mine and I accept I won't have another moment like it. It's a gift half the time to have that moment but it's horrible when it doesn't work out.

Love.. I know Mike experienced it before, I don't wanna discredit his love at first sight. I just don't believe it, it definitely happens for some but.. And I mean this with no disrespect, but it's people who're desperate for love most times. Love is like.. Flowers, it takes time to grow and bloom.

I originally thought it was a thing but love at first sight is terrible to go after. It's not something you should try and reach yourself. Take time to find someone, slowly fall with them.

Eh.. Love is something I don't expect, not my field of expertise if ya catch my drift. Love.. Love is for some people, those who wanna spend their time with others, who wanna express themselves in a weaker manner. I.. I can't. I'm cagey with my heart and it will continue to be like that.

Always go after what you want but be respectful of the person, I don't believe in love at first sight often, but it happens.

You can fall in love with an animal at first sight, or some clothing. It's iffy, just try not to go overboard with it.

Ugh.. Love. It's just shit going on with your brain, we all wanna procreate, well most wanna at least. Love is stupid, I don't trust it, I don't think I would ever fall in love and that's by choice.

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samuel-de-champagne-problems · 2 years

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I’m a firm believer of baby Spencer taking his moms old cat with him to Quantico. And perhaps adopting a younger cat to keep the old one company while he’s away. Any hcs for that??

aww please i love this!!

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader

Spencer is a cat person. No one will change my mind on this ever. I think his mom would name the Geoffrey and in my mind he's think orange tabby cat with a creamy white belly, paws, and neck. Maybe she adopted the cat when Walter left, but eventually he back too much for her to care for so Spencer takes him.

Spencer would have a cat tree in the corner of his apartment where he keeps his bookshelves (even though his entire apartment is littered with books all over the place) and the sunlight dips into.

Him and Geoffrey would hang out there in the silence, soaking in the sun on lazy Saturdays. Spencer would have one of the oversized armchairs that's pretty much like a bed. Geoffrey would love to curl up by Spencer's legs and steal his warmth.

He totally talks to Geoffrey all the time too

(I'm adding "reader" into this because of course I am) So when you first start seeing Spencer he immediately wants to introduce you to Geoffrey.

You of course think that Spencer and his cat are adorable. And the oversized armchair has another person sitting there on lazy Saturdays that turn into lazy Sundays.

Spencer is the first one to bring up getting another cat, but he doesn't want Geoffrey to feel like he's being replaced. He does extensive research on getting another cat.

You surprise him one weekend by whisking him from the bookstore to go to the pet shelter. Spencer walks down the hallway looking for the newest addition. He stops at a little cage holding the tiniest kitten he's ever seen.

Of course he immediately falls in love with the kitten and gives you these eyes that tell you you're going home with another family member today.

Spencer and you argue over a name. You like people names like, Augustine, Francie, and Winnie, but Spencer likes silly names like Goose, Smokey, Earlie, and Princess Snuggles. You agree to get to see her personality before deciding on a name.

When you get back home, the little kitten bounces around the apartment like a bat out of hell. Spencer's laughter forces a smile to your face. He sits on the floor criss-cross with a cat toy in hand, trying to get the energetic little kitten to play.

She pounces at his shoelaces, attacking his feet. Spencer scoops her up, holding her firmly as she squirms in his hands.

Spencer would probably try to convince you to name her Jules, because she has lots of energy. And you'd only relent if her full name could be Jules August Reid. And maybe if you're last name could also be Reid.

He'd finally get what you meant by that and blush red with not one, but two cats and hopefully a fiancé that adore him

#spencer reid #spencer reid headcanon

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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years

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LBAF - Deleted Scene #1

Here you go, you heathens.

This scene happens a few weeks after Max and David start dating.

David walked up the stairs, carrying the magazines in one hand and a box of donuts in the other. There was a little skip in his step, he noticed. He was excited to see his boyfriend. It felt weird to call Max that.

Boyfriend.

David giggled to himself and hoped no one saw that.

Also, the Consul wasn’t home apparently. So, that was nice.

Once he made it into the apartment, he gave Max the box of donuts and a kiss on the lips.

“Double glazed,” Max made an appreciative noise as he shoved one into his mouth. “David, you really know how to make a man moan.”

David’s cheeks reddened. Someone cleared their throat.

“Ahem.”

David turned around and almost dropped the magazines. He whirled around and glared – or did his best impression of it – at Max.

“You said he wasn’t home!”

“You wouldn’t have come if I had told you he was home,” Max shrugged.

“Max!” David groaned.

“Are you wearing my sweater?” the Consul demanded incredulously.

David looked down at the pale blue oversized sweater and then looked at Max. By the Angel!

“I didn’t know!” he said quickly. “Max was wearing it last week and then he left it in my room and-”

“He left it in your room?”

“Relax, dad!” Max rolled his eyes. “I just spilled some sauce on it. We didn’t even do anything that day!”

“So, you’ve been doing things on other days then???” the Consul inquired.

David was contemplating whether he should jump out of the window and run back to the institute when the high warlock walked out of the bedroom, tying an orange robe around him.

“David is here!” the man in orange said cheerfully. “Wonderful! Just in time for breakfast!”

“Oh, I don’t have to stay,” David said quickly.

“You heard him,” the Consul repeated. “He doesn’t have to stay.”

“Alexander, hush!” the warlock said and kissed the Consul on the cheek. The Consul shut up and went to the kitchen to make coffee.

David wished he could make portals too so he could get out of here. It’s not that he didn’t like the Lightwood-Banes. He loved them in fact.

But their energy was too much for him sometimes.

He felt something rub against his leg and looked down. He picked up the cat with one hand gave him a kiss.

“Bonjour, mon cheri,” David whispered at the cat.

The little creature purred in his palm and tried to sneak inside his sweater.

“You know, David. I was worried about Max dating at first,” the high warlock said, pouring himself some tea. “But now my heart can rest easy. Chairman Meow is an excellent judge of character.”

“Yeah, if Chairman likes you then it means you are simply amazing,” Max smiled as the cat ran up to the warlock boy.

“Chairman likes anyone who feeds him tuna,” the Consul mumbled. “He is just a cat.”

“Dad!” Max covered the cat’s ears.

The high warlock gasped. “Alec Lightwood! You take that back!”

“You know I was worried about Max dating too,” Rafael said.

“Awww,” Max cooed.

“I mean I was worried about the person you were dating,” Rafael pointed out.

“Eat ichor,” Max flipped him off.

“Rafael,” David said and held out the magazines. “Here you go.”

The older boy, who was sitting on the dining table and staring at his laptop, looked up. There were dark circles under his eyes, and he looked utterly tired.

He took the magazines from David and glanced through them.

“David,” the boy said emotionally. “You are my emotional support bro.”

Rafael was studying for his finals. David had promised to help him out with some of the resources he needed.

“Hey!” Max complained. “That’s not cool. I got you cookies from Levain last night!”

Levain was one of the most famous bakeries in New York. Max had taken David there one day as a surprise so he could meet the head chef and learn his recipe for their infamous chocolate chip walnut cookie.

David didn’t know what Max had to do to pull that off, but he was sure there were some bribes – or possible threats – involved.

“You summoned them by snapping your fingers,” Rafael corrected now. “And you didn’t even pay for them!”

“Max!” the older warlock gasped. “How could you?”

“That’s right!” the Consul didn’t look pleased. “We are disappointed with you, Max.”

“You ordered from Levain when I wasn’t home?” the high warlock sounded hurt.

“Okay, we are disappointed about different things apparently,” the Consul rolled his eyes. “Max, you are not supposed to summon things without paying for them.”

“Because it’s unethical?” Max asked, eating his breakfast with no sign of remorse.

“And because it’s illegal,” the Consul corrected. “It’s not okay to steal!”

“But Levain is a big brand!” Max complained. “It’s okay to steal from the rich, dad!”

“We are the rich!” the Consul replied incredulously.

“Dad is right. You are basically contributing to the monopolization of resources by the 1%,” Rafael explained, tapping one of his massive textbooks.

“Nobody asked you, Rafe!” Max groaned, mouthful of cereal. “Show off!”

“No more stealing things,” the Consul said – in his Consul Voice. “Not even from the rich.”

“Not even cookies?” Max pouted.

“I can make you cookies, Max,” David interjected carefully.

“Aww,” the warlock cooed. “There you go, my little robin hood. Problem solved.”

“Guess I’ll take down capitalism in another century,” Max rolled his eyes.

David smiled at that. Max was going to do great many things during his long, long life. David wished he could see them all.

“What’s that then?” the Consul asked from the kitchen, pointing at the stack of magazines.

“Porn magazines,” Max snickered.

“What!?!” the Consul choked on his coffee and glared at David.

“By the angel, Max!” David groaned and then looked at the Consul. “There are just regular magazines and journals, sir.”

“I asked him to find stuff for me from the New York Library,” Rafael mercifully explained. “They are references for my final essay.”

“Why do they ask you to use references anyway?” the high warlock demanded, eating a piece of fruit.

“It’s to validate the claims, Magnus,” the Consul pointed out, sitting down next to him.

“My son doesn’t need to validate anything,” the older warlock huffed. “They should just take his word for it.”

“Oh, Bapak!” Rafael sighed dramatically. “How I wish you were a professor at Columbia.”

“It’s a nice place actually,” the high warlock hummed appreciatively.

“You’re just saying that because literally every one of Rafael’s friends flirted with you when we went for that parents event,” the Consul grumbled.

“They weren’t flirting, Alexander,” the warlock corrected. “They were just giving me compliments.”

The Consul rolled his eyes at that.

Max picked up one of the magazines and flipped through it. “Dad, did you really think these were porn magazines?”

“No, I didn't!”

“Nobody even reads porn magazines anymore,” Max pointed out and then giggled. “Oh my god, is that what you used during your time?”

The Consul went red in the face. “During my time??”

“That’s very presumptuous, blueberry,” the high warlock shook his head. “Pornography is not just for young people!”

David was just quietly standing there and taking in all the banter. He wondered if breakfast in their apartment was colourful like this every single day.

“Well, young people don’t read magazines,” Max huffed. “We use the internet like normal people!”

“We??” the Consul demanded. “You watch porn?”

“Everyone watches porn,” Rafael pointed out, eyes on his books.

“Yeah even David watches porn!” Max grinned.

“Excuse me?” the Consul said.

“I don’t!” David almost yelled. “I don’t even know what that is!”

“You don’t know what porn is?” the Consul asked suspiciously.

“I mean, I do know,” David said - no, blabbered. “But just like the normal stuff. No weird stuff!”

“What exactly do you mean by weird stuff, David?” Rafael giggled.

David was sweating now. The window wasn't that high, right? He could just jump out and run off.

“That’s enough,” the high warlock said. “There will be no kink shaming under my roof!”

“Yeah, just because I looked up tentacle porn does not mean I am a weirdo,” Max pointed out, glaring at Rafael.”

“Tentacle porn?” the Consul blanched.

“It looked very tricky to be honest,” Max sighed. “Not my thing.”

“It’s not that tricky,” the high warlock said, putting jam on his toast. “The key is to-”

“Okay, we are done here,” the Consul clapped his hands.

Max picked up the box of donuts and took David’s hand. “Cool. We are going to my room.”

“Door open!” the Consul yelled after them.

#what even was this ejhfksjhfsj #but they are such cutooooooes #lightwood bane family #david beauchamp #lbaf #my writing

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enginequirks · 3 years

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sk8 characters + the music they listen to!!

this is a pretty long list so. headcannons under the cut <3

kaoru

paramore is his favorite. no i do not take constructive criticism

seriously. all i wanted and i’m not angry anymore are both still in the top 10 songs on his spotify wrapped because of how often he listened to them after adam moved to america

also really likes gorillaz

has a soft spot for the 1975 bc joe introduced their music to him when they were in LA but he’d never admit it because he knows joe will be like “aww he likes the music i showed him🥺🥺”

reki is really surprised by his music taste bc. i mean look at him he looks like he listens to classical but NOPE cmon did you SEE what he looked like in high school?? he may have ditched the piercings but the little punk inside of cherry never left

kojiro

here we go

he’s one of those motherfuckers thats like “oh yeah i listen to pretty much anything” but if anything comes on that he doesnt like the complains instantly

he serenades cherry to leave the door open by bruno mars when its just them in sia la luce and cherry has to pretend he hates it

did i mention that this boy can sing like an ANGEL?? he belts like it’s nobody’s business

every friend group has one person that will play wap and know all of the words. that person is joe.

as soon as sia la luce closes and its just him you know hes blasting music constantly. pretty much any time hes cooking alone or the only other ppl in the restaurant are the rest of the guys he’s blasting his faves. if anyone (most likely shadow or miya) complains about his weird music taste he’s like “my restaurant my playlist bitch”

had an emo phase in high school because of cherry. he collected mostly cds during that time so if he’s feeling nostalgic he’ll take them out and play them on his ancient barely working cd player

guilty pleasure? country.

tldr joe’s favorites are the 1975, doja cat, bad suns, lana del rey, and bruno mars

langa

he listens to like. really oddly obscure indie/folk bands that no one on the face of the earth has ever heard of before

he also likes paramore. he bonds with cherry over their music all the time and reki is like “what the fuck are you talking about”. cherry would never admit it but langa is his favorite because of it.

he loves showing reki his playlists and lending him records

the only one that never complains about joe’s music taste. when he says he’ll listen to pretty much anything he means it.

he and his parents would go to a bunch of concerts together all the time

now he goes to concerts with reki :)

yknow how i said theres always someone who knows the words to wap? theres also always someone who has never heard any super popular song ever. that is mr. langa hasegawa

reki

oh reki. sweet reki

he falls into the tyler the creator/rex orange county/frank ocean type but also really shitty early 2000’s pop and alternative

absolutely cries to teenage dirtbag while thinking about langa

he actually really likes bts but if anyone is like “omg yeah reki you like bts right” he gets weird and defensive about it (langa thinks its cute)

he will defend his music taste until the day he dies

he also really likes showing off his playlists, mainly to langa and joe

he’s the only person besides joe who’s allowed to take over the speakers in sia la luce, partially because hes the only one with a music taste thats slightly tolerable by everyone else and partially because joe has a soft spot for reki and he exploits the hell out of that fact

knows a lot of bad jpop because of his sisters

miya

hyperpop and video game soundtracks.

thats it. thats all i got. i dont think i need to explain

hiromi

he’s not much of a music guy really.

he only really listens to music in the car, and even then it’s always either on the main pop station or a classic rock station

u KNOW he listens to like. msi and icp exclusively when he’s in his shadow get up

tadashi

he doesnt have time to listen to music on his own so he really only listens to whatever adam has on, but let me tell you this:

tadashi is the personification of a mitski song. i think its the perpetually somber energy

if he had the time he’d love listening to mitski, he’d really connect with a lot of her songs

it ties in a lot with my interpretation of his character so that might not make a ton of sense to everyone else

he makes me so sad i love him so much :(

seriously. listen to ‘a burning hill’ by mitski and think about tadashi and i guarantee you will cry

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shegairowmyamo · 3 years

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the younger sibling of the cheshire cat pt 2

Sometimes when you fancy yourself a treat and don't have the energy to steal from the Queen you head over to the March Hare and Mad Hatters tea party and sit in one of the chairs and wait until one of the hooligans notices your presence. And the one to realize that you are there is surprisingly the Dormouse, they could smell the steans of a mistuves felin from a mile away. The Dormouse was hesitant at first but when they saw your wicked smile they let out an ear piercing scream alerted the previously singing fools and chaos erupted. You however watched in amusement at your work as the Mad Hatter and the March Hare tried to catch the Dormouse. After a while it got quite boring, so you took the treat you came for and left with a peap in your paws. You and the Cheshire cat were never really invited to their tea party because of this reason, but that didn't mean that it didn't leave a salty taste in your mouth. The Cheshire cat knows that look in your face and scolds you in a joking manner but he couldn't be any prouder. Like brother, like sister I guess.

Sometimes you will end each other's sentences, whether that is on purpose is anybody's guess.

You both love playing mind games with anyone you meet, no one is safe, not even the Queen but that should be obvious by now.

Believe it or not both of you are great listeners but the way you convey your opinion on the matter sounds like you don't have a clue.

The residents of wonderland are lucky that you both have limits to your chaos, but yours is much more flexible. But sometimes Cheshire doesn't have the same energy as you do when it comes to this.

You like to sleep on the open gras as the sun shines down upon you but be expected to be rudely woken up by someone that got caught in the crossfire of your chaos.

Cheshire would never expose your weak side to anyone but that doesn't stop him from being annoying about it, unless it's serious. Like I discussed in the previous headcanon thingi.

As much as he would sacrifice his life for you he would also just as much sell you soul for a cornchip.

Often in big gatherings when one of you is spotted the other is close nearby. Both of you are inseparable when among the many residents of wonderland. half of them being victims of your trix.

Remember when I compared you to the orange kitten? Well I've got some insight on that. The moment you find a room full of art supplies and paint, oh this place is gonna be in ruen. RIP to whoever owns the place. Knocking buckets full of paint off of high places is so satisfying, just watching the bright color splatter across the floor making the concrete (or whatever floor tile thingi) stand out more. Making a water slide out of paint and sliding down it while getting paint all over your furr. You walk on the sealing, on the walls, brush yourself against multiple pieces of furniture and role yourself on the floor. If your brother is there then he will definitely use you as a paint roller. It makes you all dizzy but it's fun. And to end your terror you finish off by planting your face in a multitude of colors and make the Cheshire cat™ stampe on the wall, with a grinning face and all.

None of you have a coherent sleep pattern which means that sometimes you will be so cunfertibole that you will sleep through a whole day(s). Your brother, however, has a bit more control over his sleep schedule and won't hesitate to rudely wake you up if it's an important event. Or just for shits and giggles.

You are the equivalent of Chaotic neutral and your brother is true neutral.

Sometimes yet not often you will visit the library (or whoever has one) and try to read. But you have the attention span of a goldfish and the next few hours will be spent just looking at the pictures and making a story out of that. Or zoning out and just making a world in your head from the first thing that popped into your mind. It makes you frustrated however and it can lead to you ripping the pages and feeling kinda guilty afterwards. The Cheshire cat notices this and tries to come up with ways to help you but in a subtle way, you know how he is. Like reading the stories out loud to you before sleep, or try to reenact the scene from the story into real life.

If both of you had your own theme songs then yours would be “excited troublesome little calico cat theme”. And the Cheshire cats would be “Ghost Story Cat Theme” on youtube. Or like his actual song that got cut out of the movie called “i'm odd”.

As a creature of the wild hunt it's natural for your instinct to kick in now and agen, for example, marking territory via scratching on trees. Or pounding at fast moving things, like tree branches or someone's tail. Guess whos. These things don't happen all at once but rather as bursts of actions. It's like when I flap my hands when I get excited or bounce my leg under the table when I look at something that makes me happy.

Sometimes, but not often you will use your cuteness as a kitten to your advantage. Like if you get in an argument or when you get into trouble, most people's response is to aww at your cuteness but Cheshire has seen it so many times that it's more of a reminder of how young you are compared to him. (he's kinda jealous that you can get away so easily)

Both of you have a ball trying to one up each other with how bizarre you can change your shape or see how far you can go without your head. Cheshire is a master at this but he enjoys making you think that you have a chance against him. Just when you think you have done it. Cheshire will come up with an even more ridiculous way to change his body's structure to look like nothing you've seen before, it's creative and a terrifying sight, like a creature out of a fever dream. The first time he did it, it scared you, kinda but after a few hundred times you've become familiar with it.

Sometimes both of you like to sing your hearts out in the moonlight, not caring if all of wonderland hears you.

The world is your playground and you're going to make it known to everyone >:)

link to my Quotev https://www.quotev.com/story/13799094/The-colorful-ferris-wheel-of-my-writings

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Raya and the princesses (This is a modern AU)

“Alright, follow me you two.”

A storm trooper leads Namaari, and Raya threw the business of ‘Oh My Disney!’. With Raya and Namaari being the newest Disney princesses, they now had to accompany the other prior princesses in their dressing room for online Disney events. For Raya, this experience was out of this world. With the song ‘Let it Go’ playing in the background while Star Wars ships zoom across the sky along with dumbo, she was overwhelmingly excited. She felt like a kid in a Candy store.

For Namaari however, this was something she struggled to find enjoying. Namaari loves peace and quiet when she has it and will often spend her time reading a book or reading a Fang legend to a bunch of Fang children when she doesn’t have sparring sessions or piles and piles of Fang documents and contracts to sign. Namaari followed alongside the storm trooper while keeping her hands very close to her sides to avoid touching one of the happy square-headed people roaming around. Namaari also happened to be claustrophobic, so this wasn’t helping whatsoever. But when Namaari took one glance at Raya beaming with enjoyment and her eyes glowing, she decided that maybe enjoying her time there wouldn’t be terrible.

“OMG NAMI!!” Raya yelped. Nami was one of Raya’s many nicknames for the fang princess.

“What? What is it?” Namaari said frantically.

“It’s THE buzz light year! THE BUZZ LIGHT YEAR NAMI! Can we please go say hi? I wanna give him my best impression of himself,” Raya said with pleading eyes.

With Namaari being Namaari, she obviously couldn’t say no, because its Raya for Christ sake.

“Ofco-,”

“No. You both are already late for preparation for the ‘Which Disney princess are you’ quizlet. Let’s go.” Barked the storm trooper. Damn, who spit in your congee? Raya wondered.

Raya looked back at Namaari with a, can you believe this asshat, Kind of look. Pursed her lips and rose her shoulders in a, it is what it is, kind of look. Namaari and Raya were great at reading each other like this. They did it all the time when they had fights.

After a few more stops with Raya’s stalling, and more of the storm troopers eyerolling (which you couldn’t tell because of his helmet but it was obvious), they eventually made it too the ‘cast members only’ section. There they found Nick wild, Grumpy the dwarf, tinker bell, and hei hei.

“Ahh ha ha, so these must be the new princesses,” Nick walks towards the trio of the storm trooper and the Kumandran princesses. His words trail off as he looks at them both up and down.

“I gotta ask- no poofy dresses? Whats that all about?” Nick asks, direction his attention towards raya, then Namaari.

“Nah, dresses make it way harder to beat Nami at sparring,” Raya responds as she shifts her wight to her right leg and crosses her arms in a cool way.

“Please- like you’ve ever beaten be binturi,” Namaari blushes and mimics rayas arm cross. Nick gags at the mini flirting session.

“well, gotta hand it to ya princess- I think I like you more without the dress. I guess I owe Flash 10 bucks.” Nick says as he sticks a lollipop in his mouth and puts his shades on and walks away.

“Did a fox just try and flirt with me?” Raya laughed. Namaari was a little mad that anyone except her would talk to Raya flirtatiously, but brushed it off.

“You two are running short on time. You, go through that door, and you through that one.” The storm trooper points at two doors that are directly across the hall from each other. Namaari and Raya find this odd, especially because they’re both princesses- shouldn’t they be in the same room?

Namaari goes off through her door while Raya is ushered by the Storm trooper to go through hers.

“What an ass.” Raya mumbled to herself.

The Moment Raya looks up, she is bombarded with the smell of perfume, and sweet sounds of angelic singing. Raya looks around at the beautifully designed room. She stares over at the other women in the room, primping each other’s hair or mingling amongst themselves. She straightens her hat. She saw one princess playing jump rope with two others. But the jump rope was…hair? Raya was confused. Raya begins to “walk” over too where the other princesses are but struggles to actually move her legs because she’s not great with people. Especially because she hasn’t had much interaction with them for 6 years. She starts rehearsing in her head good things to say to someone, like compliments, and asking, “How’s the weather today?”. Small talk. Raya hated the concept.

She eventually builds up the courage to stop standing in her own embarrassment and walk over to the princess area but fails as she lands back first on the floor. She slipped in something.

The princesses immediately notice this because Raya was quite dramatic about her fall when she did. She groaned in agony as a beautiful princess rushed towards her.

“Oh! Are you okay? I am truly sorry. Raja must have peed on the floor again. Bad kitty!” The princess scolds her giant cat- tiger that lays on the long blue couch. He cocks his head in confusion when he heard his name. He ignores her and licks his left paw.

“OMG. Are you the new princess? Guys! She’s the new princess!” Another princess rushes over. This girl has wet curly hair with a black and white pig by her side. All of the other princesses file in over Raya. They all begin to clap whilst a princess begins to sing angelically in celebration.

“FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for another badass warrior chick to show up. Sick sword girl! Where’d you get it” A girl with short straight black hair grabs raya by the arm and walks with her around the room.

“oh- thanks! It belongs to my Ba.” Raya says as the puts one arm behind her head in nervousness.

“Whats a Ba-“ A princess with long read hair and rosy cheeks asks with a head cock. She’s cut off by the next princess.

“Holy crap! How are you’re arms so muscly??” One of the princesses asks as she squishes raya’s biceps, which makes her highly uncomfortable. Raya begins to back away from the large crowd of girls- which was a mistake.

“Um- yeah I guess so…you should see My girlfr-“ Raya is cut off when she trips over something on the ground and lands on something warm and fury- Raja.

Raja growls and purrs at raya, but then begins to lick her because he senses her fear. Raya leaps up.

“Gah! Don’t hurt me orange serlot!” Raya exclaims as the goes into the sideways feat position on the ground.

“Raja, play nice!” Jasmine says. Raya couldn’t tell it was here as she was rolled up for the sake of her life.

“What’s a serlo-“The same princess from earlier who asked what a Ba was asked. Shes interrupted once more once an unexpected guest makes an appearance.

“Ride Like the wind ya big fur-bug!” A girl with curly red hair flys’ around the room on- Tuk Tuk? He was here! Meredith nocks over a bunch of chairs and startles Raja.

“Fur-bug? TUK TUK!” Raya gets up in relief to finally see a familiar face- a face with a big wet nose. Tuk Tuk stops rolling and galops over to Raya, much to Meredith’s disappointment. All of the other princesses share an “aww” as Raya nuzzles Tuk Tuk with her nose.

“Boo! I was having fun ey? He sure is quite a ride tho. Ought to give the lad that.” Meredith said as she shoulders bumped Aurora. Aurora clears her throat and steps away from Meredith slightly.

“Glad to see you bud!” Raya said. All of the other princesses gather around Raya and tuktuk, who are still near the door. She never got to get fully settled in after being bombarded with questions and perfume.

“Now lady’s, I think it’s about time we all gave the new gal a proper introduction.” Tiana says with her hands on her hips, gesturing her statement towards Mulan and Cinderella, who were the main ones who asked Raya questions. They both giggle in agreement.

All of the princesses introduce themselves and show raya their power if they have one, or just tell her about their past and how they became royalty. Raya listens to each of them in awe but gets distracted during a few of the short speeches only to be wondering how Namaari was doing in the other room. She hoped Namaari was okay. They last few minutes mostly consisted of years and uh-huhs from Raya’s side as she listened to all of the princesses’ backstories. After a while, the very last princess told Raya about her backstory.

“And that’s how I saved the world with my good friend Maui, shape shifter, demigod of the wind and- “Moana goes on but gets cut off.

“Okay but for real, for once just say Maui and drop the formalities.” Anna groaned with impatience as she twirled her red strands of hair.

“Hey, I gotta give my man his credit. Put some respect on his name, you know?” Moana says all hyped up. Mulan screams “PERIOD” from across the room as she sharpens her sword. Pocahontas rolls her eyes at the childish ness.

“Period is so old now Mulan- no one says it anymore,” Pocahontas says.

“You right you right… SHEEEEEEESH” Mulan says as she connects two fingers to the crease of her forearm. She bits her lips and widens her leg stance. Moana dies of laughter at this.

“Maui does that all the time and its so fricking annoying,” Moana says. Raya laughs at all of this; she felt like she almost found her place. Raya loved making others laugh and enjoyed doing it in the form of 10-year-old boy humor. She was glad that these girls matched her energy.

“Guy’s, were kinda getting off track- New girl. How did you become a Disney princess? Who’s your prince? Or were you already born into nobility?” Tiana asks as she brushed Rapunzel’s long gold strands.

Raya pursed her lips. She hated speaking in front of large crowds. She was never the best at presenting school projects in her child days and doesn’t enjoy it now either. One of the many reasons why she is in no hurry to become Chief of Heart. Raya suddenly notices all eyes on her. Oh shit, they actually want me to speak? Fuck no-

“Um…” Raya starts. “Well, I guess I was born into nobility. My father is chief of my homeland Heart, a land in Kumandra,” she said nervously as she looked down and played with dead skin on her finger.

“And as for a prince- I don’t have one? I have a girlfriend named Namaari whos’ a princess of Fang, another land in Kumandra…” Raya noticed all of the princesses staring at her in awe and interest. Even belle put down her book once the Heart land princess mention a female love interest.

“Yeah…We kind of went from enemies to lovers. She sorts of stabbed me in the back when we were kids and caused our world to face 6 years of apocalypse,” Raya Gained some confidence s=once she realized her audience was enjoying her story. “But eventually I had to realize that maybe putting my faith in Namaari was the only thing that could save us. Kumandra. When the druun, which was the cause of the apocalypse, was closing in on me, Namaari, a baby named Noi, A buff winter soldier named Tong, and one hell of a cook named Boun, I decided that the only way to get us out of there was to use the one thing sisu wanted us to do; trust each other. I put my faith in Namaari, and she came through. And she has ever since.”

Raya finished. She looked around to see the other princesses gathers around her on their stomachs with their chins on their hands like little preschoolers.

“Woah.” They all said.

“Damn girl! That’s some powerful shit!” Mulan said as the rapped an arm around Raya’s shoulder in approval. Mulan was slightly taller that Raya, about Namaari’s height. Raya smiled sweetly as the other princesses Hollard in agreement.

“So how did you find all of these people? Noi, Tong, all of them?” Jasmine asked. She was sitting on her magic carpet with Raja purring by her side.

“Oh! I kinda scooped them up with me along the way. You see, I had to travel to each of the four kingdoms, Fang, Talon, Spine, and Tail to get these gem pieces that would save the world. I found Boun in Tail- He was my getaway driver-“

“From whom? Were the druun chasing you?” Elsa asked eagerly.

“Namaari. Namaari was chasing after me because…Actually, I had no idea why. Before she was chasing me, I had just gotten a Gem piece from Tail. Namaari showed up out of no where all of a sudden and mention something about the dragon scroll that I stole from Fang, which was useless to her which makes me wonder why she needed it; She was also holding my hair pin which is also kinda odd- “

“I KNOW WHY! SHE LOVED YOU RAYA WERE YOU BLIND? WHY ELSE WOULD SHE KEEP YOUR HAIR PIN THINGY?” Belle jumped up in excitement. She felt like this was some kind of good book.’

“Nah, it wasn’t love. I think Namaari wanted to get RIPPED TONIGHT-“Mulan shouted as the fake flexed her arms.

“RIP THAT PUSSY AYYEE!” Moana moved her arms and hips to copy the Tiktok trend. Aurora pinched the bridge of her nose and groaned at the immaturity. Raya was Hot red and covered her face to hide it- did Namaari actually like her at the time? I guess it would make sense, seeing as how Namaari always called her Dep la, which meant strangely beautiful.

“Ladies! Let her finish!” Tiana snapped. Raya could tell that Tiana was the mom of the group.

“Anywas, after I found Boun in Tail, I picked up baby noi in Talon, where she conned me- she faked cried so she could steal my gem piece,” Raya shook her head in laughter at the memory.

“That baby new what was up.” Pocahontas chimed in.

“I eventually caught her and her gang of Ongis and helped her earn some honest loot by helping me get the gem piece from the chief of Talon.” Raya concluded.

“We took Noi with us and went to spine, where tong captured me and sisu, and the gem pieces. Tuk tuk, Boun, Noi and the Ongis thankfully came to our rescue, but that was exactly when Namaari showed up in spine.” Raya said.

“Yes! More Namaari moments! Did you guys kiss?” Moana asked eagerly.

“Oh, they totally did more than that moana.” Mulan said with her eyebrows quirked and her arms crossed.

“Shut up! We didn’t do anything! She actually beat my ass.” Raya should choose better wording.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” All of the princesses squealed, except for Meredith, who was busy trying to stop tuk tuk from eating cold beignets Tiana had made so they could go on another joyride.

“NO WAY. NO WAY. YALL DID? SHE DID? PERIOD NAMAARI AHHHH YESSSS!!” Mulan was jumping on the couch in happiness. Raya was blushing so hard that she had steam coming out of her ears.

“Uh, g-guys? If “Beat my ass” means what I think it means, then I think Eric might have beaten mine last night…” Ariel said with a blush. Mulan, moana and Pocahontas had their jaws wide open. Cinderella had her hand over her mouth to try and hold back her laugh.

“ARIEL! YOU NAUGHTY GIRL! I DIDN’T KNOW ERIC HAD IT LIKE THAT! WAS IT GOOD THOUGH?” Moana asked loudly, hoping eric would hear from across the hall. Ariel nodded. Ariel was known at the innocent one of the groups, so this was a huge shock to everyone.

“Same Ariel! Naveen gave it to me good last night if you know what I’m saying…” Tiana said as she poked her lips out. Moana and Mulan couldn’t help but squeal. Raya was on the ground dying laughing with Pocahontas at what Tiana said.

For the next few minutes, the girls all went on rants about their sex life, except for the ones with know love interest. They laughed a whole lot that day. Raya felt lightheaded the entire time she was there due to laughing.

Eventually, the girls decided to settle down and all watch the Lion king. Mulan made the popcorn, while Belle gathered the drinks. Raya had never seen the lion king before because this was her first time actually watching a movie with friends. The movie was great, but the loud commentary about the movie made by mostly moana and Mulan was even better, and the other princess agreed to this with laughter. During the Hakuna Matata scene, Mulan played Timone, and Moana was Pumba, while Raya tried her best to copy Simba’s lines for the mini skit.

“WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WART HOG,” Mulan sang badly.

“WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WART HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!” Moana sang worse, which made the other princesses laugh.

The other princess enjoyed this. Raya didn’t that much, because she had to eat jello and pretend it was the bug Simba ate in the movie.

“WHAT IS THIS TEXTURE?” Raya shouted with a mouth full of goo. Jasmine died laughing from Raya’s response, along with Aurora.

“EAT IT YOU PUSSY!” Mulan shouted, breaking character.

All of the girls got emotional during the, can you Feel the Love tonight song. The all sang in harmony, except for raya because she didn’t know the song. Raya did however cry during the scene where Simba and Scar fought on pride rock and Simba almost died multiple times.

“NO NOT SIMBA!” Raya shouted at the screen.

“Don’t worry, he lives.” Meredith shouted from across the room, still trying to get tuk tuk up.

Raya Couldn’t help but enjoy the time she had they’re with the princesses. She felt at home. Obviously not like Kumandra, for that will always be her home, but she felt like she found her people. Namaari usually tool Raya’s jokes to seriously, or just pinched her the bridge of her nose and chuckle when Raya mad 10-yearold boy humor. Raya was just finally glad to find some girls who were wild like her.

After the movie ended, the girls clapped and cheered.

“Hey, didn’t when have a Disney princess quizlet to attend?” Elsa asked. Everyone else shrugged and ignored it. They actually didn’t have anything to attend, because as we know, ralph broke the internet, so nobody was able to go online and take the quiz.

“Quick question for you Raya- Is Boun Single, I mean, a man that can cook; that’s what I need” Moana said as she pointed to nothing.

“Preach.” Mulan commented.

“MOANA BOUN IS 10- DID I KNOW MENTION THAT?!” Raya said. All of the other girls busted out laughing.

“…I mean…A six year age difference is that-“

“MOANA OF MOTONUI!” Tiana shouted as she threw a pillow at moana. The other girls couldn’t help but laugh. Raya was going to have a fun time with these girls.

Credit: @gioistrying

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palettes-and-prompts · 4 years

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25 Dialogue Prompts for Each Color of the Rainbow (Part 2)

Red 1) "How could anyone not like me? I'm perfect." 2) "Quick! They're coming, how do I look? Do I have anything in my teeth? Do I smell because I need to look perfect!" 3) "Wow, have you been working out, you look great!" 4) "Oh, this old thing? I just threw this on." 5) "You really think I'm beautiful?" 6) "I wasn't meant to be some little star. I was meant to be the sun." 7) "They haven't texted me since the date and it's been a week. What if they didn't like me? No, that's ridiculous, I'm wonderful. Something must've just happened to their phone." 8) "I'm going to die alone aren't I? Just me, some cats, and boxed wine. At least Real Housewives will always be there for me." 9) "They're obviously not looking for perfection because I'm right here." 10) "I'm not shopping at a thrift store, that's where poor people shop!" 11) "You had better change for the party because you're fucking high if you think I'm going to let you stand next to me while you wear that outfit." 12) "A gift? For me? Oh you shouldn't have! Oh...a book...wow...thanks. You, uh, really shouldn't have." 13) "Please be a loser somewhere else." 14) "I'm on a diet where I have to drink kale. If you value your life leave right now." 15) "I want this entire box of Kit Kats." "....the whole box." "NOW!" 16) "It's scary out there, I'm not coming with you to check out that noise." "Okay." "No! Wait, don't actually leave me alone." 17) "I am not a scaredy cat! I just don't like when things pop out at me or creep around in the dark or come within ten feet of me unless they're hot." 18) "I would never ever fall in love with you." "Okay, well, you're still holding onto me." "I just didn't want to get lost!" 19) "Wow, you're really strong. Like...really strong." "If you're that thirsty there's a water fountain right over there." 20) "God look at them. They look so good when they're sweaty. Oh fuck they're taking their jacket off." "You're drooling." 21) "Give me back the honey bun or I will scratch your eyes out." "You need to calm down." "You need to not tell me to calm down." 22) "Everyone keeps getting flowers and it's so annoying. Like, we have work to do, you shouldn't be worried about getting flowers. I hate flowers, I-" "I think there are some flowers on your desk." "Oh my god I love flowers! They're so pretty. Aww, I wonder who got them for me." " 23) "I think you're the most dramatic person I know." "That can't be true, I'm not dramatic." "You literally cried yesterday when no one noticed you got your hair trimmed like a centimeter." "It was a big difference from how it was!" "It was a centimeter!" 24) "My ideal home is one that's small but enough to have a family in." "They're such a fucking liar, their ideal home has to have mirrors everywhere, a double curved staircases so they can walk down dramatically, a maze in the backyard, a fountain in the front with a circular driveway, but then the road in is lined with trees because their dramatic and when you get to the gate it has their last initial on it." "Oh my god, you do listen to me!" "Unfortunately yes." 25) "Are you in love with me?" "What? No, I can't stand you." "You remember everything about me! You pay attention to everything I say and I can be very..." "Dramatic?" "Passionate about certain things. You hate it." "I don't hate it." "So you love it?" "We don't have to put a label on what I feel." "Yes we do. You love me!" "Fine, okay, I love you." "Really?" "Don't get all passionate right now." "I'm already planning our wedding in my mind."

Orange 1) "You're really cool, we should hang out sometime. Maybe you could watch me skateboard." 2) "You're always stressing yourself out, why don't you let me help you unwind?" 3) "It's just you, me, and this goat you told me not to get." 4) "You think hiding your snacks is gonna stop me from eating them? I'm like a bloodhound, I will sniff them out!" 5) "What do you think would happen if I snorted Cheeto dust?" 6) "Remember when you told me not to try to reach into the vending machine when my chips got stuck because my arm would get stuck in there. Well, the good news is I got my chips. Bad news is I wont be home for a while." 7) "You know how Gaston ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large? Okay, so that's bullshit because when I was a kid I tried to do that and I barely ate a dozen before I threw up." 8) "Oh, I'm an idiot? Because I think I'm fucking styling in these diamond studded crocs while I ride my razor scooter!" 9) "Oh, I always get a perfect score on any test I take. Everyone always thinks I'm cheating but the doctors say I've got something called an photographic memory where I only look at things once and I just remember it. Anyway, wanna see how many ants I can eat?" 10) "One time I got stung by a bee on the tongue because I wanted to see what it felt like." "Did it feel good?" "It did not." 11) "I used to think Bronchitis meant I was growing broccoli inside my lungs." "It doesn't mean that. When did you find out that it didn't mean that?" "Oh, um, like... a few days ago." "A FEW DAYS AGO?!" 12) "So, I did something." "What did you do?" "I should preface by saying I am not smart." "What. Did. You. Do?" 13) "Just shaved a cat to look like a lion with a mane." "That's so stupid, why would you do that?" "Why don't you look at the results first?" 14) "I beat all of Super Mario World and found every single secret." "When's the last time you slept?" "Last time I what?" 15) "Why are you all twitchy?" "I just mixed every energy drink from the gas station with pixie sticks." "Jesus, we're going to the hospital." 16) "I know eating cheese makes you constipated and everything, but like, how much cheese? I don't want to be constipated so what's the maximum amount I can eat without that happening." 17) "Don't freak out, but I'm in jail." "JAIL?!" "It's all a big misunderstanding!" 18) "Can I tell you something without you getting mad?" "You always ask me this and I always get mad." "Yeah, but like, maybe this time you could just...not get mad?" 19) "You are the human equivalent of the smiley face emoji." "Aww! Thank you." "It wasn't a compliment." 20) "You look like you eat sunshine and shit rainbows." "Actually I eat Lucky Charms. Well, just the charms actually with like a little bit of the lucky bit." "You're so positive it sickens me." 21) "I love Thanksgiving." "Yikes. Why?" "Because I get to have dinner with all my friends and family. There's no pressure to buy gifts or anything. We all just come together and appreciate each other." "I could put everything you've ever said on a Hallmark card." 22) "Do you know how much I love you?" "You send me every heart emoji before bed and end it with a kissy face with the words 'I love you' every night. I think I get it." "I'll start doing it every morning just to be sure." 23) "You know how in Inside Out there's all the different little people that represent each emotion?" "Yeah, I love that movie!" "Yeah, I think your Joy emotion person killed your Sad emotion person." "What? No! She wouldn't do that!" " 24) "You have to stop crying every time this scene in the movie comes up." "He thinks she doesn't love him!" "It's just Shrek. You've seen how it ends, you can quote it for fuck's sake!" "I know but he doesn't know right now!" "Oh my god." 25) "I swallowed the key to Person A's car." "Oh my god why would you do that?" "I thought it'd be funny but now I'm worried about it." "Oh now you're worried about it?"

Yellow 1) "I heard everyone survived, is that true?" "Yes, everyone's fine." "Pity." 2) "If being classy means being mean to everyone who's considered to be beneath you then I must be the classiest bitch in the whole fucking world." 3) "I don't think you're beneath me, I know you are." 4) "A piece of advice I'll give to you for free. Stay out of my way unless you'd like to be crushed under my foot." 5) "Hmm, I wonder which shoes I should wear to stomp on the dreams of others today." 6) "Don't cry on me, this jacket is worth more than your car!" 7) "Oh no, I won. Aww! And you wanted it so bad, didn't you?" 8) "You know, in duos it's usually one's the beauty and one's the brains but in our case I guess I really lucked out, didn't I?" 9) "Don't think for a second I'm interested in you, I'm only speaking to you because I have to." 10) "They took something that was mine. And now I have to kill them." 11) "I was scheduled to ruin someone's life today, but I guess I can save that for another time. Let's hang out!" 12) "I know that person, their significant other made my friend cry so I slept with their boyfriend/girlfriend and made them fall in love with me. I can't wait to be there when they tell them they're leaving them for me." 13) "You need good friends, people who will watch out for you and help you handle your problems." 14) "Listen here, you little shit, I've worked hard to get this perfect so if you fuck it up I will destroy everything you love." 15) "Oh, how cute! You think you're a threat to me." 16) "Next time you try to threaten me remember who you're dealing with. Because I don't do threats, I make promises. And when I promised I'd ruin your life I intended to keep that promise." 17) "Oh my god, here comes that insufferable bitc-Hi! Oh my god, I haven't seen you in forever, you look so good!" 18) "Oh, gag me with a fucking spoon. If I have to listen to you idiots try to talk and breathe at the same time I'm going to jump in front of a fucking bus." 19) "Move! I'll handle it just like I handle everything, with grace and vague threats." 20) "What do you mean they're in love with me? Did they say that word for word? Because you know I'm in love with them so if this is a trick it's not funny and I'll fucking kill you. Did they say that word for word?" 21) "I only have strengths I don't have weaknesses." 22) "They called me heartless? I'm not heartless! I'm nice. I'm so fucking nice. I'm going to prove how fucking nice I am and then they're going to look like an idiot for saying that!" 23) "Stop crying. You look fucking pathetic and you're not pathetic because I don't have pathetic friends. So keep your head up, bury your feelings, and act like the goddamn champion you are." 24) "Don't speak, you could make the town idiot feel like a genius." 25) "Stop acting like a loser or you're not allowed to stand next to me anymore."

Green 1) "Well, look at that, we're all alone. So, anything you wanna say to me? Anything you wanna do to me?" 2) "Of course I have sex for money, you think I'd just give all this away for free?" 3) "What do you mean I can't wear this to the funeral? It's my mourning crop top." 4) "How's my outfit?" "Hideous. You should shred it and then burn it just to be safe." 5) "Ew, what do you want?" 6) "I'm gonna need you to not stand next to me at this party, I don't want anyone thinking we came together." 7) "Does this make me look slutty?" "Not at all, it's very modest for you actually." "Ew, okay, I'm gonna go change." 8) "Why are you putting on glitter? We're going to a toddler's birthday party." "Look, if you wanna look like that that's your choice. I plan on looking like I hunt mythical creatures for a living." 9) "The robbers took everything in my house." "Yeah, but they left your clothes so what do you think that says about them?" 10) "I thought you hated the thrift store." "I did, I thought it was a very sad little place, but then I started designing my own outfit with all the decent things they sell and so now I love the thrift store." 11) "They broke up with you? You?! No, I don't think so. Come with me, we're going to fix you and you're going to show them what they're missing." 12) "They might have more money than me but I'm the one who has clear skin and the ability to not look like trash." 13) "A choker can be something that says it all. It can say 'I'm fun and I love hanging out with my friends' but it can also say 'I only have rough sex' you know?" 14) "You're not my type." "You haven't even turned around to see me." "Didn't need to. I could smell that cheap cologne/perfume from a mile away." "What is your type?" "Rich." 15) "What are you doing?" "Eating take out and watching porn." "What kind of porn?" "Bondage porn." "Oh, that kind of day, huh? Should I come over?" "No, I'll just try to sleep wit you." "You do that even when you're not sad." "Okay, you can come over." 16) "Where are you going with my keys?" "I've got to kill someone." "Okay, make sure you don't get blood on my seats." 17) "No, highlight yellow and highlighter orange are not real colors. Okay? Are you a hunter trying not to get shot or a construction worker? No, you're not. You're trying to seduce someone. So lets get rid of this monstrosity and find something that'll make your eyes look pretty." 18) "I love you very much and it's because I love you that I can say this. Please don't wear that outfit or you will embarrass me." 19) "You just kissed me." "Yeah, I did." "Why? Did I seem like I was drowning or that I needed mouth to mouth? Were you trying to kill a bug with your lips? Why would you kiss me?" "I like you. A lot." "Hahaha...wait, seriously?" "Why's that so hard to believe?" "Because I'm me, people don't like me, they just like looking at me." "Well, I like you. A lot. And if you like me maybe we could get some dinner later or something." "Okay!" 20) "Oh my god, is that a skort? I think I might vomit. Skorts are for children, not adults. Once you hit eighteen you are legally banned from wearing skorts unless you play tennis or something. Do you play tennis? No. I didn't think so. Burn that." 21) "Camo is disgusting and if I ever catch any of you wearing it we are no longer friends." 22) "Your shorts are a little too short." "Yeah? You like it?" "You're attracting a lot of attention." "But am I attracting your attention?" 23) "Oh, wow, that's a bright shade of yellow. Um, why don't we try a few different outfits for fun before we decide on that one, okay?" 24) "Hey, I came as fast as I could, where's the body?" "Actually, I called you for a--you came here prepared to hide a body with me?" "Of course I did, you're my best friend." "Aww!" 25) "I only have sex for free when I like someone, and for you, honey? It'll cost triple what I normally charge."

Blue 1) "I heard the pet store got new puppies and kittens, wanna go see them with me?" 2) "We should go ice skating!" 3) "I love having picnics with you, you always bring my favorite foods." 4) "I love spending time with you." 5) "I think I wanna spend the rest of my life with you." 6) "Are you cold? You can wear my jacket if you want!" 7) "I don't want any of that stuff. I just want you. I've always wanted you." 8) "I wonder what it's like to hug a cloud." "Your hands would go right through it." "Yeah, but I've always wanted to touch one." 9) "Is it okay if we stay a little longer?" "We can stay until close if you'd like." "I just really like looking at the fish." "I know." 10) "Could you hug me for like an hour?" "Yeah, okay, wanna watch a movie while we do that or?" 11) "We have to leave right now. The Easter Bunny is at the store up the road and they're doing pictures." "You're an adult." "Please!!!" "Fine. We can go sit on the employee dressed in a rabbit suit's lap." "Yay! Thank you!" 12) "You can't eat that much cotton candy, you'll make yourself sick." "But it's good!" "You'll get a cavity." 13) "Can we go to the fair?" "We're not riding the toddler rides again. People gave us so many dirty looks last year." "But what about the teacups?" "We can ride the teacups, but none of the other kid ones." 14) "Can we shoot fireworks this year?" "You hate the ones with loud noises." "Yeah, but I like looking at them." "I'll buy earmuffs for you." 15) "Can we paint the side room." "Sure, what color?" "I was thinking like maybe a purple or green. Maybe all the colors." "Like a rainbow room? Why would we do the whole room?" "It'd be fun, it'd be cute for a side room or an office, maybe a baby room." "Baby room?" "Maybe. I mean, if you like that idea." "I think it's a great idea." 16) "Can we get a dog?" "You're an adult, if you want a dog you don't have to ask me." "Yeah, but it's your house too so..." "Yes, we can get a dog. We can go to the shelter tomorrow." 17) "So, I was thinking maybe we could have our wedding during the spring or maybe the summer." "You have bad allergies during those times." "Yeah, but I was thinking we could get fake flowers and I could take some allergy medication and it could still look like a spring or a summer wedding." "I'll start looking at fake flowers." "I'll check venues." 18) "Why are you up so early?" "Look outside! It's snowing!!!" "And you woke me up so we could play in it?" "Uh huh." "One hour and then you let me go back to sleep." "I'll go get my gloves!!" 19) "We have to go to the zoo." "You hate the zoo, you said you don't like seeing animals in cages." "I know but the goats just gave birth to baby goats and they're finally letting them out to be pet today!" 20) "I dream about flying all the time but I never thought I'd actually get to do it." 21) "Thanks for tonight, I had a really great time with you. I hope we can do it again soon." 22) "We should move in together. I mean, if you want." 23) "I don't want to lose you, and it took me a while to realize but I know what I want now. Will you marry me?" 24) "I wouldn't trade you for all the gold, silver, gems, or all the most expensive things in the world." 25) "You really are the love of my life."

Indigo 1) "They're obnoxious and loud and stupid and I can't believe I'm in love with them." 2) "You may be a star but you'll never be as big a star as VY Canis Majoris." 3) "The most fucked up thing I ever learned was that Luna moths don't have mouths or a digestive tract because their sole purpose is to mate. So they live for a week and then die because they starve to death." 4) "I think you have more outfits than you have IQ points." 5) "Can you just stop doing...whatever it is you're doing for like ten minutes." 6) "God you're so annoying, just stop breathing. Please? Just stop." 7) "I wish I were a plant, I wouldn't have to talk or think or do all this shit. I'd just have to soak up sunlight, soak up rain, and take in carbon dioxide. Being a plant really is the fucking dream." 8) "Hey, I heard Person A broke up with you. That sucks. So, um, do you think I could get my Chemistry book?" 9) "Are you still upset about your break up with Person A? You shouldn't be, I've seen their family members, they don't age well. But, um, that neighbor of yours, the cute one, their family looks pretty good. And with your genes you two would have some above average looking children." "Thank you?" "You're welcome." 10) "You know, you're terrible at giving advice." "Yeah, well, I'm not used to being around other humans." "Maybe just say people. Calling other people humans is kind of...weird." "Noted." 11) "Do you want to come to a party with me tonight?" "To what? Drink, embarrass myself, have to listen to terrible music, and interact with people I don't even like?" "Yes." "Pass. I'd rather be here studying plants." 12) "Would you like to go out sometime, on like a date?" "Sure, I guess. You just set up the blind date and I'll do my best. Though, maybe you could find me someone who at least can carry on a conversation with me." "No, I mean would you want to go out on a date with me?" "With you? Why would you want to date me? Don't you have plenty of other options?" "I like you." "We wouldn't work out. You and I are too different. You are good looking and nice and deserve someone who's like you. You don't want someone like me anyways. Besides I'd bore you to death before the appetizers came out." 13) "I care about you." "You? Thought you didn't care about anyone." "I don't. Usually. But I think the reason I care so much is because I like you." "You like me?" "Yeah, it's um... it's a new feeling for sure." 14) "What they said back there. You're not a robot." "No, I am. They're right. It's hard for me to be like the others. I didn't grow up having friends so I didn't know what it was like to care about anything other than school or projects." "You care about me. You said you care about me. Is that true." "Of course it's true." "Then you're not a robot." 15) "You kissed me back there. Why did you do that?" "I was testing a hypothesis." "Oh yeah? What was your hypothesis." "You would kiss me back if I kissed you." "And the results?" "Well, if worked the first time. But a good scientists always checks their work to be sure, right?" "That's correct, yes." 16) "Have you ever kissed anyone?" "I've done a lot of things." "Have you had sex?" "Yes, but it was purely for research. I wanted to know what certain things felt like and what certain things would do for others." "Only you could manage to make sex sound so boring." 17) "Hey, I was--are you watching porn?" "I'm researching for an experiment." "What kind? You gonna see what happens when you put your hand down your pants to that?" "No, I was studying to see if I could tell the difference between a real orgasm and a fake one." "If you wanted to study that you could have just asked me." 18) "Do you think I should socialize more?" "Since when do you care what I think? You're the one with a billion degrees." "Well, you're better with people than I am." 19) "You're hugging me." "Yeah. It's what friends do, they hug." "It's, um, nice. I think." 20) "Yesterday I felt the urge to hug the mailman. Isn't that weird?" "Did you hug the mailman?" "No." "Then it's not that weird. Probably just your body telling you it needs to be touched physically, you know?" "What?" "You crave physical touch." 21) "I think I'm lonely." "Yeah, I think you are too." "Should I start dating?" "Do you want to date?" "Not particularly." "Then maybe just try getting friends." 22) "If I have to spend another evening with that idiot I might lose it." "Is this because they thought photosynthesis had to do with photography?" "Don't remind me." 23) "We're having dinner with my friends tonight." "They hate me." "They don't hate you, you're just smarter than all of them combined." 24) "I can't talk to Person A, they tried to ask me about plant cells and actually thought that I was talking about a cellphone made of plants." "They're not very good at Science, but they like you a lot an they're trying to find ways to talk to you. It's cute. You should give them a chance. Take them to a Science museum." "Like, the ones for kids?" "Yeah. They'll love it." "Fine, but if it starts to go bad I'm texting you to call me and say there's an emergency so I can get out of it." "As long as you give it a try." 25) "They're in love with you, you know? Why do you ruin all your chances at love?" "Because sometimes I'm not sure I'm capable of feeling it."

Violet 1) "You smell like desperation. That a new cologne/perfume or is that just you?" 2) "I'm not here to play nice, I'm here to protect your ass because you couldn't follow simple instructions!" 3) "God, you are so annoying. I can't believe I have to put up with you for six months." 4) "Get your shit, we're getting out of here. I'm not leaving you in this hellhole, alright? Pack your stuff, you're coming with me." 5) "Are we gonna be a family?" "Let's not call it that, let's call it I'm taking care of you for a while alright?" "For how long?" "For as long as you want me to." 6) "Are you gonna be my mom/dad?" "WOAH! No. Absolutely not. I'll be your guardian, okay? And it's only temporary." 7) "Goddamn it, kid, wake up! You can't annoy the shit out of me for months and make me care about you just so you can die like this. I'm not allowing it. Come on, get up, kid. If you get up I'll take you to that Funland place you wanted to go. Anywhere you wanna go. I'll be better to you. I'll...fuck! I'll take care of you for the rest of your life. I'll teach you how to ride a bike and be there for you when you do Science fairs and shit. I'll be your mom/dad." 8) "You're stupid trying to save me like that. You can't swim." "You never taught me how to." "Yeah, well, I'm gonna teach you when we get out of here." 9) "You're evil and manipulative and you're mean and I kinda love that about you, kid. You remind me of me. If you want a place to sleep and food you don't have to dig out of the trash you can stay with me as long as you want." 10) "Can I get a motorcycle?" "Absolutely not, kid. As long as I'm alive the only two wheel thing you'll be riding on is a fucking bicycle." "Well, can I get a bicycle?" "Yeah, we can steal you one later." 11) "You might be the most annoying person I've ever met in the world but I'd die for you." 12) "If you ever come near me or my family I'll fucking kill you. I will bury you in a shallow grave and leave you as food for the worms. Do you understand me?" 13) "You're not going to die here because I'm gonna protect you." 14) "Hey, you trust me don't you?" "Yeah." "Good, you're going to have to disguise yourself. And whatever you do keep your head down, don't talk, and don't let go of me, okay?" 15) "Hey short stack." "You came for me?" "Course I did, did you really think I'd leave you behind?" 16) "I'm coming with you." "You're not." "I am and you can't stop me." "I can handcuff you to that bench over there and leave Person A the keys." "...well I would appreciate if you didn't do that." 17) "Hey there, stranger, haven't seen you in a while." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Is that really how you greet your best friend?" 18) "Out of my way." "You'll die if you go in there." "And you'll die if I don't go in there." 19) "I'm always gonna be here for you, you know that? 20) "Woah, what's wrong, why are you crying?" "You'll be leaving after this." "Come here, I'm not leaving you after this. I'm staying here with you. Did you really think I'd leave you here all alone? You can barely make toast." 21) "Hey, you can't run off like that again, do you hear me?" "Yeah, whatever-" "No! No, you don't get to whatever me about this. You could have fucking died out there. So you look me in the eye and you promise me you're never going to do that again!" "I-I promise I'll never do it again!" 22) "Look, I'm not your parent so I'm not going to tell you what to do, but that kid you're hanging around is bad news. I've seen their arrest record, you shouldn't be hanging around them. I know they're nice right now but people like that take advantage of nice. I would know. I used to be like them." 23) "I love you. More than anything in the world and that's why I train so hard. I have to train harder because now I have to be stronger. Because now I finally have something worth fighting for." 24) "You can't come with me. You're staying here." "I want to fight!" "You're sick. You need to stay here with Person A, take some medicine, and get some rest." 25) "Hey, watch your mouth, no one talks like that in front of my kid!"

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Surprise story for the one and only @petri808

Kyo is caught between a lie and Tohru. What will come of his good intentions?

Summer break. It was finally here and Tohru was already trying to start preparations for the next school year. Luckily, her friends had other plans for her in hopes of some fun over the break.

“Come on, Tohru! Live a little!” Uotani exclaims, throwing an arm around the smaller girl’s shoulders.

“Yes, Tohru. You work much too hard.” Hanajima adds solemnly. “We should make many memories for the summer.”

“And I know just how we can kick it off!” The blonde steers them through town towards their favorite cat cafe.

“Aww! I can’t wait to see how much the kittens have grown since the last time we were here!” Tohru says excitedly. Her eyes shine and glimmer in delight, all thoughts of homework and school prep easily diverted by the cute fluffy animals mewing in greeting as they walk through the door with a soft bell jingling their presence.

“Welcome in!” A boy about their age greets them from behind the register counter. “How may we serve you today?”

Tohru couldn’t believe her eyes. His smile shines through his soft grey eyes which were only a shade darker than his short, grey hair. Very lean and holding himself with an air of dignity like someone of royalty, it was impossible to notice just how handsome he is for someone their age. The young brunette finds herself at a loss for words, left staring at the prince-like being before her.

“A table for three, please,” Hanajima responds politely, stirring Tohru’s focus back to earth.

“And some menus! I’m starving!” Uotani announces as the three follow the boy to a small rounded table.

As they sit down, he hands each of them a menu card showing the sweets, snacks, and various summer beverages the cafe offers. “Here you ladies are. If there’s anything else I can help you with, my name is Yuki so please just let me know.” He tells them with that winning smile of his again.

Tohru could feel her heart beating just a little faster. Surely he’s just this nice because it’s his job, right? Opting to distract her thoughts, she looks over to where a few of the cats were laying by the large window in direct sunlight taking a midday nap. Just then, a familiar mop of orange hair appears to fill up a few of the food bowls for the cats.

“Kyo!” Tohru gasps excitedly. Her friends turn toward his direction, a smirk growing on Uotani’s face.

“Hey, Carrots! Why don’t you come join us?” She calls him over with her favorite nickname for the carrot-top.

Kyo grumbles at the attention thrown his way. “Can’t you see I’m working, you damn Yankee!”

“Geez, always such the grouch still I see. Glad you all recruited some help with better manners.” The blonde retorts turning back in her chair, dismissing the obnoxious boy.

“Huh?! You better not be talking about that damn Yuki!”

“Oh, Kyo. Yuki was very nice when he greeted us!” Tohru explains. “How well do you know him?”

“Tch, he’s my cousin, so more than I care to.” Kyo replies shortly resuming his task of taking care of the various cats scattered about the cafe, giving one or two of them the occasional scratch under their chin or behind their ear if they bothered to wake up from their nap and acknowledge his presence as he approaches.

Tohru smiles at the tender affection Kyo gives the tiny balls of fur as a kitten comes pouncing over to him. He may be brash and loud-mouthed, but honestly Arisa loves to get a rise out of him. It’s just how she is. But, Tohru knows that Kyo is much more than what he lets people see and believe. It was one of the few biggest reasons they kept coming back here.

“Besides, he’s only working here for the summer. So, he better do a damn good job!” Kyo finishes. Apparently, he isn’t too fond of his cousin, so Tohru didn’t want to push the matter while her friends just wanted their orders taken already.

Just as Kyo leaves, Yuki returns from the back and the two glare at each other in passing, but only briefly to not bring about attention to themselves. Had Tohru not already been watching Kyo, she would’ve missed the interaction herself. It was gone just as quick as it had started in a blink. Yuki’s smile returns as if it had never faded from his face as he comes to finally take their order.

“Are you ladies ready to order?”

~~~BREAK~~~

The first several weeks of summer went by quickly and the trio continued visiting the cafe multiple times each week. Whether they dropped in for cool refreshments after taking a walk along the beach and were heading back home, wanting a light snack during the middle of the day, or simply just wanted to sit somewhere peaceful and watch the cute smile on Tohru’s face as she watches the kittens roll around to play with each other.

“Awww! Look how big they’re getting!” The brunette gushes to her friends, kneeling on the tiled cafe floor by the playful kittens. “Aren’t they just so cute?!”

Her friends chuckle quietly behind their hands as they watch her just as Kyo marches up to their table, seemingly in a bad mood.

“What do you want?” He nearly demands them.

“Whoa, Carrots, what’s got your tail in a twist?” Uotani asks, noticing the scowl on the boy’s face.

“That damn Yuki! Couldn’t even come in for his own shift so now I have to cover it!” Kyo vents aloud to them. “As if I didn’t have enough work of my own to do!”

Tohru gasps. “Oh no! Is he okay?”

The group had grown fond of the silver-haired boy. His quiet and sweet demeanor added another element of peace to their visits to the cafe that they rather enjoyed. Tohru especially had seemed to grow fond of him, trying to connect with him in hopes to gain another friendship much like she felt she had with Kyo.

Kyo huffs at the question, not wanting to keep on the subject. “How the hell should I know?! He’s probably sick or something. He used to get sick all the time as a kid.”

Tohru frowns then starts digging through her bag. Her friends all watch the brunette as she pulls out her pencil bag to retrieve her sticky notes and a pen. She quickly scribbles a short note on the little square then pulls the top sheet off to hand to Kyo.

“Please give this to Yuki for me!”

“What?! Why the hell-” Kyo starts to argue until he sees the glares from her two friends. He groans and snatches the tiny note from her hand. “Fine! Not like I have anything better to do.”

Kyo walks away with the note in hand, forgetting that he didn’t even take the group’s order as he enters the backroom for employees.

~~~BREAK~~~

Kyo toes off his shoes as he walks into the house and drops his bag at the door. Next to the door, three bowls sit on a small table- two are filled with Yuki’s and Shigure’s keys, wallets, and other miscellaneous things they keep in their pockets during the day. Kyo empties his own pockets into the same bowl, and as he does, he finds the note Tohru had given him for Yuki. He walks down the hallway, opening it up and reads it.

Yuki~

Take care of yourself and get well soon!

~Tohru

Entering the kitchen, he sees Yuki sitting at the table eating some miso soup, so he tosses the note on the table in front of Yuki saying, “Girl at the cafe asked me to give that to you.”

Yuki, not looking up from his soup, responds, “Are you my personal mailman now?”

“Shut up, you damn rat! You’re lucky you look like death warmed over or I’d kick your ass right now!”

Yuki, not feeling up to interact with Kyo’s energy right now, finishes his soup, puts the dishes in the sink, and throws the note in the trash.

"You aren't going to write back?" Kyo asks, leaning against the counter.

"No, it's just another girl. Why would I care?"

"She took the time to wish you good health."

"Why do you even care? Do you like her?"

"What? No!” Kyo sputters.

Yuki strides out of the room and not looking back at Kyo, says. "Sure, like I care."

After a while, Kyo pushes off the counter with a grimace to retrieve the note from the trash and walks up to his room. He ignores Shigure as he passes by, tuning when Shigure starts talking about Yuki.

Poor Yuki, he is sooo sick. Everyone should cater to him and treat him like a king. Kyo thinks scornfully. Sorry, but he’s nothing but a dick.

~~~BREAK~~~

When Kyo clocks in the next afternoon, Tohru and her friends are already there, sipping on their coffees and looking into the window of the cat room. He walks up to the few tables of people and explains that he will be their waiter for the remainder of their stay as they just had a shift change. When he gets to Tohru and her friends’ table, he could swear that Tohru’s face lights up a little.

“There was a shift change and so I’ll be taking care of you all for the rest of the night.” he repeats for them. “Is there anything I can get you? Also this is for you.”

He digs the note out of his pocket and hands it to Tohru.

“Oh! Thank you! He really wrote back?! And no, I think we are okay for now!” Tohru replies, beaming with her usual energy.

Kyo nods his head and walks away to go back into the kitchen. As he walks away, Uotani grabs the note and flattens it so everyone could read it.

I appreciate your concern. I am fine. Don’t worry.

-Yuki

“Geez, kinda cold coming from the prince.” Uotani scoffs, leaning back in her chair and balancing on it’s back two legs.

“That’s so sweet of him to take the time to write back! I really didn’t expect any kind of reply.” Tohru practically gushes as she picks up the small, plain note.

“Leave it to Tohru to find the good in everything.” Hanajima sighs before taking another sip of her iced coffee.

Tohru quickly shuffles through her things, replacing the note with a pen and notepad, then scribbles out another note. Just as she finishes, she looks up to find Kyo leaving from another table. Almost stumbling out of her chair, she makes her way over and holds out the new note.

Kyo turns around to see her holding out a piece of paper. Before she could say anything, he cuts her off.

“Do I look like a damn mailman to you?!”

Tohru’s face flushes red with embarrassment and clutches her hands to her chest. “O-oh I’m so sorry Kyo! I didn’t mean to just assume. I’m a dummy! Of course you have responsibilities to tend to! I can always drop it off to Yuki later-“

Kyo rolls his eyes and snatches the note sticking out between her fingers. “Give it here. I didn’t say I wouldn’t, just next time ask before writing another note. Besides, do you even know where he lives?”

Tohru stares at him blankly, at a loss for words, making Kyo nearly smile.

“Don’t worry about it. Just go back and have fun with your friends.” Kyo tells her.

While the two exchange a few more words- Tohru trying to convince Kyo that he should come hang out with them sometime when he’s not working- Hanajima watches from their table.

“His waves are changing.” Hanajima murmurs.

Her gaze falls onto Tohru’s bag where Yuki’s note could be seen sticking out of the top. She didn’t feel the cold, harsh words that Uotani got from first glance. That didn’t seem fitting for the shy and considerate Yuki that had waited their tables. His energy resembles a calm, secluded pond. The waters are always steady and comforting to be around, yet never disturbed by its surroundings, unlike his cousin’s. Kyo’s resembled the waves of an ocean, ready to crash against any open shore, nearly unpredictable and ever changing.

There was something about that note, though, that seemed more calculated. A faux reserve presence trying to emulate that of the prince’s. Hanajima couldn’t quite understand the mixed signals she receives from the note, but she didn’t believe it to be from Yuki at all.

“Everything alright?”

Tohru’s voice cuts through her thoughts, bringing her focus towards concerned brown eyes.

“Of course.” Hanajima smiles, easing Tohru’s worries as she reclaims her seat next to her friends.

Kyo watches as Tohru returns to her friends then looks down at the note in his hand with a heavy sigh. Quickly, he makes his way to the back room and reads it once he’s alone.

I’m so glad to hear it! I was so surprised to get a note back from you. We all miss you at the cafe! Wishing you well!

-Tohru

Kyo leans his head back against the wall, groaning at the situation he’s placed himself in.

This damn girl… Why is she wasting her time making sure this good-for-nothing Yuki is getting better?! It’s not like he’s showed any interest or care for her, and he certainly doesn’t give enough of a damn to write her back!

Rage bubbles in Kyo’s chest towards his cousin. It was always easy for Yuki to attract people. Everyone wanted to be around Yuki, have Yuki’s attention, be noticed by Yuki, but not a single one of them would ever know how much Yuki found each one of them to be the same. To him, each one was a burden of a conversation, a task to complete so he could continue about his day. To Kyo, the bastard only seemed to care about appearances, not people; he had been like that ever since they were kids. Yuki wanted everyone to like him and would sacrifice the feelings of a few to make any situation slightly more comfortable. Kyo had been excluded from many family gatherings as a result of this. It angers Kyo, wishing something that came so easy to that damned rat wouldn’t be so carelessly discarded. But, that was just who he knew his cousin to be. Kyo at one point in time had attempted to be more collected and nonchalant like Yuki, but it was a wholly painful experience and went against the core of his being. Since then, Kyo had accepted that he just wasn’t a person that was going to be liked... by anyone. If he was being honest with himself, Kyo sometimes wished he could make friends like Yuki could; and, if he could, he wouldn’t just throw them to the side.

With a deep breath, Kyo pockets the note and returns to work. He’d have to reply to the note later.

~~~~~BREAK~~~~~

Someone so caring deserves a response back.

-Yuki

“Now that sounds more like the prince we know,” Uotani comments as she sips on her boba tea.

Tohru looks up at Kyo seeing him waiting there with his arms crossed while Hanajima’s eyes watch him closely.

“Go on. Ask already!” Kyo huffs at her.

Tohru fidgets with the note from “Yuki”, trying to find a spot for her eyes to focus on. “Oh, uhm.. Well, do you...mind...giving Yuki just one more...note?” she asks hesitantly.

His brows raise in surprise. “So this is the last note you plan on writing?”

Her head nods assuringly.

Kyo sighs and rubs a hand over his face. “Fine. One more.”

Tohru’s face lights up and she turns to her satchel to find paper and pen. While she’s turned away from him, a small smile graces Kyo’s features which doesn’t go unnoticed by Hanajima’s watchful gaze.

“Interesting,” she murmurs, catching her blonde friend’s attention.

“What’s that?” Uotani asks her.

“Their waves call out to each other,” she says simply before taking a sip of her milk tea.

Uotani stares at her cryptic friend before Tohru’s chipper voice brings her attention back to the pair.

“Here! And I promise this is the last one!” Tohru swears with her version of a serious look, something she couldn’t pull off.

“Pffft, yeah okay,” Kyo responds trying to keep from laughing.

With a wave, he turns away, note in hand, and returns to work as the group heads out. As Kyo wipes down the countertops, he watches the group chatting just outside the cafe bay window. Kyo pauses in his cleaning, hand fisting into the rag as he’s lost in his thoughts of the brunette. The smile Tohru graces her friends as she speaks excitedly to them, the endearing looks her friends give in return, but it’s Tohru that mainly catches his eyes. Her carefree attitude full of light and innocence; her calming presence and her excessively spastic expressions that make him want to laugh; but most of all, it’s her wide eyes so soft and filled with such care for everyone to witness, a kindness and love so pure that even those who didn’t deserve it where graced with it.

Finally, the trio move on and Tohru leaves his sight, bringing him back to reality. With a heavy sigh, he looks down at the flat surface he was once cleaning and his hand trails towards his pocket where he put the note. How could this one girl suddenly occupy most of his thoughts? She doesn’t even know it, but he’s afraid to tell her the truth about the notes. Would she think he’s crazy? A creep? No… he couldn’t risk it. The one person he’s come to care about how she thinks of him and risk finding out she’s just like everyone else? No, he’ll hold on to this fantasy of his for as long as he can, even if it does seem to be nearing it’s end anyways.

Pulling the note from his pocket, he unfolds it and reads the message Tohru had scrawled out for Yuki. Despite her rushed state, Kyo couldn’t help but smile at her girlish handwriting.

Yuki,

Maybe once you’re feeling better we can hang out!

<3 Tohru

“Shit…” he says under his breath. “How the hell am I supposed to respond to that?!”

Kyo stuffs the note back into his pocket and tries to focus back on work, but the words continue to haunt his thoughts the rest of his shift.

Finally, Kyo makes it back home as his feet shuffle the whole way to his room before dropping his bag just inside the door. He hits the door with his foot to close it and makes his way over to his desk before plopping down in the chair with a heavy sigh. His head leans back as he stares blankly at the plain ceiling above. He daydreams about what it would be like to take Tohru on an actual date: walking through the park, sitting at the cafe together and just talking, or maybe going to an amusement park and playing the carnival games and winning those shitty stuffed animals for her.

Forcing himself out of his thoughts, he leans forward in his chair and opens his desk drawer to grab his notepad and pen where he sees the other notes from Tohru. He had kept them in there for safe keeping and away from potentially prying eyes- knowing full well his family is full of them. Looking at the notes, he doesn’t realize he’s smiling again even as he tries to think of what to write for the new note.

Kyo was so lost in his thoughts that he doesn’t notice his door opening slowly from where it had failed to shut entirely.

Yuki stands at the threshold of Kyo’s room, finally feeling well enough to be walking around and not laying in bed drinking soup. The prince looks on curiously at his cousin, the small smile not going unnoticed. While he didn’t know Kyo well, Yuki knew him well enough to know he rarely, if ever, smiled. Curiosity getting the better of him, he strolls in uninvited just to see what has managed to break Kyo’s normally cantankerous expression.

A shadow looms over Kyo and blocks some of the light over his notepad which causes him to look up from his desk. Much to his displeasure, he finds himself face to face with the one person he least wanted to see, especially in his room uninvited.

“The hell?! Who the hell said you could come in here?!” Kyo yells, standing up from his desk.

Yuki ignores his usually explosive cousin and continues looking at the notes on display. His name in particular catching his attention. He scoffs and moves to the side to better read the notes without being plowed over by Kyo’s abruptness.

Kyo realizes what has caught his cousin’s attention and quickly tries to hide the notes even though it’s already too late.

“You truly are pathetic,” Yuki says softly, turning towards the door. “He suddenly has the ability to become a writer of his own, yet uses my name as his to get the attention he’s so desperately craved all his life…”

Yuki stops just at the door and looks back over his shoulder, his expression apathetic and priggish. “And all just to get a girl who isn’t even worth the time. If you’re going to use my name, at least get someone who’s actually useful and not so painfully dull.”

Kyo fumes, hands tightening to fists as his body moves on it’s own towards the door. He throws himself at Yuki as they fall into a heap in the hallway, Kyo’s clenched fists now around his cousin’s collar. Anger tints his vision red as he pulls a fist back ready to punch him out cold. The smug, yet disinterested expression below him fuels his anger further; however, his fist connects with the floor barely an inch away from Yuki’s face.

“The only one who’s painfully dull and not worth anyone’s time is you .” Kyo spats in his face. Pain ebbs at his knuckles still firmly placed against the hard floor but he keeps his eyes locked on the pair of pale, blue eyes below him. “For someone so smart, you don’t know a damn thing about her. And why would you? Just like everyone else, you’re so trapped in this God-forsaken family that everyone else fades to the background. Yuki, the one who’s always surrounded by people, yet I think you’re the loneliest one here. You think you’re better than me? Name one friend… At least I know where I stand and have accepted who I am, rather than be what everyone expects me to be.”

Kyo shoves himself off and leaves Yuki on the ground as he shuts his door behind him. His heart beats erratically inside his chest from the rush of adrenaline. Oh how he wanted to punch his damn lights out! But he wouldn’t give Yuki the satisfaction of getting to him so easily. With a new wave of determination, Kyo sits back down at his desk and begins writing his reply back to Tohru.

Tohru,

Meet me at the Fountain in the park by the cafe.

Saturday at noon.

Let’s do this properly.

~~~BREAK~~~

Kyo fidgets nervously standing next to the fountain. He had arrived 30 minutes earlier and has now switched between sitting and standing at least 40 times. He feels sick to his stomach, what if she doesn’t come, what if she runs away when she sees it’s him. She thought she was meeting Yuki. Why did he think that she would settle for him. No one ever wanted him, he was just the cat that was always cast aside. No, I can do this. At the very least, I should tell her the truth and let her feel how she wants. Time to man up.

He could see her coming up and looking around for Yuki. He’d take a deep breath and finally step out to meet her. Standing before her, he’d rub the back of his neck nervously as she’d turn to see him.

“Oh hi, Kyo! Have you seen Yuki?”

This would be the moment. He’d have to tell her the truth. Clearing his throat, he’d gain his resolve. “Actually… Yuki isn’t coming,” he’d tell her hesitantly, watching her confused gaze staring back at him. “I was the one writing the notes back to you.”

He waited for her to respond, unable to gauge her reaction as she stood there as still as a statue. Had she heard him? Before he could ask, her face turned downcast and her eyes wouldn’t meet his. He felt his heart shatter into a million pieces as he saw the look of disappointment he had recognized so many times before clearly written across her features. He didn’t have the nerve to go through this again, not with her. Panic squeezed the air out of his lungs, rooting him to that spot and unable to move, to speak, much less breathe.

“Why did you do this to me Kyo…” She said as he saw a tear drop from her down turned eyes. “Kyo...”

“Kyo... Kyo? Kyo, are you ready to go?”

He looks up from where he had been standing and staring at the fountain, just to see Tohru walking up to him with her signature smile. “Are you ready to go?” She repeated.

His heart beat steadily inside his chest, his breathing evening out as he realized it was all in his head...but, wait...what had she just asked him?

“What?” He asks dumbfounded.

Tohru giggles. “I asked if you’re ready to go. What were you thinking about? You seemed a bit lost in your thoughts. But you looked so sad, is there something I can do?” Tohru smiles brightly.

“No,” he says slowly, her smile warming the inside of him and breaking the ice his cold thoughts that had been frozen within his mind after all these years. He smiles back at her, “I’m fine now.”

Before he could ask her anything, she turns away and looks inside her bag before pulling out a small, folded piece of paper then hands it to him. Kyo looks at her curiously as he reaches out to take the note. Holding it in his hands, he looks down at it, then back at her. Tohru nods with a small smile, prompting him to open and read it.

Kyo opens the note and reads it quickly. His eyes widen in surprise as he looks back up her before rereading the note to make sure he understood it correctly, but she grabs his hand and pulls him forward.

“Come on! Let’s go get something to eat.”

Kyo’s shock fades away as a smile takes its place, letting the small brunette drag him to wherever she wanted.

~~~END~~~

#fruits basket #kyo sohma #yuki souma #tohru #tohru x kyo #love notes

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bungeegumsurprise · 4 years

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(Headcanon) Super Fluff!: Benimaru, Obi, Hinawa, Karim x Reader As a Cat

What your life as a cat would be like if your owner was Benimaru, Obi, Hinawa, or Karim.

Original Request:

A/N: I made this as fluffy as I could XD Reader is a different kitten for each one. :)

Benimaru

How you met:

-He was sitting out on the patio in the backyard of the guardhouse, taking a break from filling out boring paperwork while snacking on some fresh mochi.

-He was about to take another bite when he heard something rustling in the bushes and paused to look over towards the tall wooden fence.

-He could hear something faintly meowing, as he leaned forward and squinted his eyes.

-You had wandered in from your owner’s yard, which happened to be home to the same grandma that had made him the mochi.

-That’s when he saw a small fluffy ball of half-light grey and half white fur, crawl out from underneath the bushes.

-When he called her over to take you back home, she said that her son had recently gotten you after getting married, but it turned out his wife was allergic to cats and had no choice but to look for a new owner.

-The grandma said she was simply too old and frail to take care of a cat, and had insisted that Benimaru was somehow destined to be the one to take care of you.

Random Facts:

-At first, he liked being left alone in peace and quiet when duty wasn’t calling him, and actually wasn’t too keen on keeping something that would keep nagging in his ear for attention.

-But to his surprise, you were actually a good nap buddy.

-Whenever he would lie down to get some shut eye, you would quietly circle around your spot once, before curling into a ball and cuddling up against his side or climbing onto his chest, sometimes letting out the occasional yawn before you closed your eyes and drifted off together.

-He also thinks it’s cute how you stretch out your arms and limbs after waking up, and he’ll actually ask you if you had a good nap.

-If you did: You’d meow, and he’ll pat your fur from the middle of your forehead down to your tail.

-If you didn’t: You’d let out another yawn, and he’ll tell you to go back to sleep with him.

-Both of you like it when he lets you crawl into his haori, riding shotgun to wherever he has to go next (that is kitten safe of course).

-You guys played hide-n-seek once and he got worried when he turned the entire guardhouse upside down and still couldn’t find you.

-You actually fell asleep in the laundry basket when Konro found you.

-That’s how you ended up with a little golden bell dangling from the middle of your light blue collar.

-He thinks that dried cat food is like eating dried rabbit poop (idk how he knows this), and that wet cat food smells like spoiled fish.

-So he has Konro make your daily meals with only the freshest and healthiest ingredients for his, “little princess.” (He named you “princess” but only adds the ‘little,’ when you’re both alone, because everyone else would guarantee not to let him hear the end of it if they did.)

-He likes feeding you the juicy and sweet strawberries from the center of his daifuku, to which you happily oblige.

-He likes staring at you while playing with your ears.

Obi

How you met:

-Despite how he looked, he was more of a cat person.

-He was at the local pet store to pick up more food for his pet goldfish when he saw you speeding around the other cats in a game of tag, in the little playpen the store’s owner had set up near the entrance.

-He liked how this adorable creamsicle-furred kitten was so carefree and happily playing around with its friends.

-You were like the little ball of energy he needed in his mundane bachelor life.

Random Facts:

-He likes how your brightly colored fur looks even more orange in the sunlight.

-He got you an orange colored collar to match the color of your fur and the fact that you liked the smell of oranges.

-You like it when he feeds you wedges of sweet tangerines from time to time.

-He named you “mittens” because of your fluffy white paws.

-You like sitting on his stomach or on top of the barbell when he’s working out.

-He got you your very own cat wheel so you work out with him.

-He always buys you the newest cat toys.

-You like riding on top of the Roomba when it’s vacuum day.

-You like it when he takes you to work with him because Shinra and Maki are the only ones besides Obi, that can keep up and play with you until it’s time to go home.

-You like bathing in the sunlight while he’s out on the front yard or at the beach, trying to get his tan on.

-He’s actually pretty good at skateboarding, and you like riding between his feet on the board.

-He’s trying to get you to ride with him on a surfboard, but you don’t see that happening any time soon.

-You earned the nickname “speed racer,” from the time you were running around the office and zoomed across all the desks, sending the paperwork flying all over the place.

-Both of you like it when you’re both at home sitting on the sofa and he puts on a good action movie.

-Both of you agree that the “Rush Hour” movie series, are your favorite movies to watch over and over again.

Hinawa

How you met:

-Your previous owners had turned infernals and sadly died when company seven was the ones to put them to rest.

-Hinawa rescued you from your burning home.

-You were feeling scared, lonely, and sad as Hinawa carried you out; and the way you looked up at him with your big round eyes, he couldn’t bear to give you up to the local animal shelter.

Random Facts:

-He named you “angel” because of the disaster you miraculously survived, and because of your pure white fur.

-Hinawa lets you pick your collar for the day, between either the white or pink one, both with a small metal heart hanging from the middle.

-He was patient with letting you adjust to him and your new home.

-He actually took a week off from work to spend time with you.

-You loved the smell of the delicious food he would cook both at home and at work, and had your own designated space on the counter so you could watch.

-He would place your homemade cat-friendly food in the pretty dishes he had bought for you.

-He would always say that, “taste is half the battle, the other half is presentation.”

-You like crawling under his hats and walking around with them.

-You like crawling around his paperwork and keyboard when he looks like he could use a break.

-He sighed at first, but found it cute how you walked into the stamp pad filled with black ink, and left your paw prints all over the place.

-He likes uploading photos onto the company website, of just you, or with small random objects on your head.

-Both of you like it when you nap on his lap while he’s reading manga at home or at a manga café that allows pets.

-If they don’t, he’ll try to sneak in with you under his hat, claiming it’s a hat that happens to look like a cat is sleeping under it.

Karim

How you met:

-His neighbor’s cat had given birth, and he went there with the intention of only dropping off some blankets he no longer needed.

-He kneeled down to spread them out onto the ground, when a new born kitten with fur that looked like a caramel mocha latte, shakily crawled towards him with its eyes still closed.

-“Aww, I think she likes you.” Karim wasn’t the best with animals, completely disagreeing with the owner’s statement; when you decided to crawl onto his lap, and meowed so preciously.

-He sat like an ice sculpture not knowing what to do, when the owner scooped you up in her hands and showed Karim how to hold you.

-When you licked his face and purred as he held you, he was in kitty love.

Random Facts:

-He took FOREVER trying to come up with your name.

-The old man that was in charge of engraving a pet’s name on their collar at the pet store, said it was confusing if Karim kept repeating the same name on the collar, and because 20 letters would no way fit.

-He finally settled on “brownie,” because of the color of your furred patches.

-He bought you a grayish-blue collar because it matched the color of his hair, and added a little sparkly star accessory to your collar.

-He asked the veterinarian almost a 100 questions because he had no idea of how to take care of a cat.

-He isn’t as nervous as a wreck as he was before with taking care of you.

-After a few years, you were just the right size to crawl from one of his shoulders to the other, and settled on sitting on his head.

-He could watch you run around his room all day.

-Both of you like it when he lets you lie down on his pillow, as you curl into the crook of his neck, and he turns on some soft music for you.

-Though he can’t feed you chocolate like your namesake, he’ll feed you frozen berries and thinks it’s cute how some of the juice from the berries got on parts of your white fur; making you look like a “berried kitty berry.”

-Captain Burns has a big soft spot for you, and likes to play with you when he should be working.

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07-Ghost - The World (Part. 3)

Episodes 21-30 of the 07-Ghost radio show! Aww man, I’m really sad it’s over. I had a lot of fun listening the whole way through. It definitely made me a Namikawa Daisuke fan. I look forward to spotting him in another role!

Episode 21

Kuroyuri VA’s second episode. Honestly, she was kind of annoying (sorry!) She wouldn’t stop cracking up at everything and it made the whole episode very chaotic. They started out by discussing: their ideal birthdays and nicknames they’ve had in their lives. They then played a “what would you do?” game where they had to pick the most popular reaction to various scenarios. This time the punishment was to speak like a servant/butler. The loser was...Namikawa of course (lol every time!)

Namikawa failing at keigo was honestly the highlight of the episode for me because, same. Apparently this episode came out close to the end of the anime. Funny that the show would go on for so long after the show was already over. I guess because the manga was ongoing and they still had DVD sales to boost?

Episode 22

The first no-Namikawa episode in a long time (another scheduling issue). This time though we got two guests: Castor and Lab’s VAs! Saiga called it a “church special” lol. It did feel like a mini reunion. The opening discussion was “what do you do to calm down when you feel stressed.” Lab’s VA said he likes to be alone/have alone time. Castor’s VA said he likes to eat sweets lol. Maybe it’s because Namikawa wasn’t there to react, but they barely read any fan mail.

For a game, since Lab’s VA was there they played a “flower language” game where they had to guess what each flower signified. Somehow the flowers were also connected to birthdays? I tried to Google this but couldn’t find much. I want to know my birthday flower! Anyway, the final corner was a “Last Supper” where they ate something that was supposed to taste like chestnut and another thing that was supposed to taste like sweet potato. For once, both experiments were yummy.

Episode 23

In this episode Namikawa comes back and so does Lab’s VA (sorry, I should probably learn his name). I was honestly pretty relieved to hear Namikawa again because he’s really the heart of the show. They discussed their blood types and caught Namikawa up on what he missed in the last episode. I finally looked up what the heck “Namikawa ga Kamu” means (the name of one of the corners) and I think what they’re going for is that he snaps at the listeners who send him ridiculous mail lol. Kamu has a bunch of different meanings so it took me awhile to get that.

They played another flower-themed game. This time they had to guess which flowers out of a bunch listed were currently blooming. They kept saying “ah that one blooms in winter, huh?” and I was like “wtf? Nothing blooms in winter!” Damn you Japan and your higher temps! This time Saiga and Lab’s VA lost and their punishment was to speak like a maiko (I didn’t even know maiko had a unique speech style). The final segment was responding to listeners worries but I honestly struggled to understand what they were saying and spaced out a little, oops! Lab’s VA said he wants to come back, but was disappointed in the lack of food this time around lol.

Episode 24

Wow, a Bastien episode, how unexpected. I honestly forgot what Bastien sounded like because he was in so little of the anime, but he has a nice, deep voice. Probably second deepest after Ayanami. It cracked me up how he and Namikawa bonded over how they both voice dead guys. The started the episode out by discussing what kind of food they like to eat in November and then talked about how popular/unpopular they were in their younger years. One fanmail asked what they would give Teito as a birthday present and no one really knew what to say LOL (it is a hard question). Namikawa said a camera and Bastien’s VA said “Mikage” loool.

I thought the game they chose for the Bastien episode “find the impostor” was clever, but it was hard to play along. It was another game where they had to pick “which one of these doesn’t belong” out of a list of 07 Ghost things, but they didn’t clearly read out the options so it wasn’t super interesting to listen to. Bastien’s VA lost and his punishment was to talk like a country bumpkin for the next segment. They ended the episode by doing the confessional-like corner and listening to listener’s sins. Amen.

Episode 25

Another Kuroyuri episode! I guess she was really available lol. This one was recorded around Christmas time so it was slightly Christmas themed. They talked about sock fetishes (for some reason lol) & read some more chaotic fan mail. One girl that wrote in claimed to be from Namikawa’s elementary school and they freaked out.

The game they played this time around was “what do you want for Christmas” where each person listed a bunch of things they might want for Xmas and then the others had to guess what the correct answer was. Kuroyuri asked something along the lines of “what cup size boobs do most women want?” I’m used to boobs coming up a lot in stupid anime so I was kinda surprised to hear real people have that conversation lol. Namikawa was clearly uncomfortable and gave the “I think size doesn’t matter” speech haha. (By the way, the answer was C cup). Namikawa lost as usual and had to use “reindeer speech” for the following segment. His interpretation of this was to add “tona” at the end of every sentence (because tonakai = reindeer).

The final segment was Last Supper and they ate things that are supposed to taste like melon when you eat them together (white chocolate + apple juice, cucumber + honey). Apparently neither hit the mark but at least they weren’t too gross this time.

Episode 26

Jun (Hakuren’s VA) returns! They call him “Jun Jun” which is way too cute. I think he’s one of my favorite guests, just cuz he’s so iconic and has great energy for radio. In this episode they discussed what color each person would be (Namikawa = orange, Jun = black, Saiga = blue). They also discussed New Year’s resolutions because this was recorded around January. They played an 07-Ghost themed version of karuta which was fun to play along with. Guess who lost? (It was Namikawa lol). I totally didn’t get what his punishment was. He had to talk like “maro/daimaro” and I couldn’t figure out via google what the heck that is.

In the final segment they gave advice to listeners. One listener asked what they should do about a mouse problem. Namikawa at first said “move” but then changed his answer to “get a cat” lol. Very inspired. Only 4 episodes to go~!

Episode 27

A rare no-guest episode. Namikawa seemed very fed up and low energy in this one lol. This was recorded in January so they discussed new years again. It’s kinda cool hearing time pass in these. Oh how innocent times were back in 2009/2010. The only thing that really stood out in the beginning of this episode was that one listener called Namikawa “Namikawa D-Cup-san” and Saiga and Namikawa died laughing. This was in reference to a past episode where Namikawa called himself that but he acted like he never said that loool. Honestly, the best part of this show is just hearing everyone laugh at dumb jokes.

The game they played this time around was pretty creative. Basically while one person was blindfolded the other had to help them draw a picture of a 07 Ghost character with verbal instructions. As they did so, they had to stay in-character. It was really funny hearing Saiga switch from polite Japanese to Teito’s feral speech style. You don’t really realize how cartoony anime character’s are until you hear natural speech right next to it (or maybe that’s just me lol). Namikawa lost again (I felt bad for him this time cuz he sounded genuinely disappointed) and his punishment was to stay in Mikage-mode until the end of the episode. He said acting so “pure” was exhausting.

Episode 28

Another Haruse episode. He was really cute in this one, he admitted that he was nervous about doing radio and was worried his voice would shake haha. They again talked about New Years and New Year’s resolutions. They also took some kind of “psychology test” where they had to describe what color/pattern handkerchief they’d want to receive from a girl. The color handkerchief = the color of panties they like or something stupid like that lol.

For the game, they had to put 07-Ghost characters in the correct order. Saiga had to order the ghosts, Haruse’s VA had to rank the Black Hawks, and Namikawa had to organize a bunch of characters in the order they’re introduced in the manga. Pretty difficult. Everyone did about the same so they had to do rocks, paper, scissors to decide the loser. The loser was, of course, Namikawa. His punishment was to sing everything like an opera singer for the next segment.

The final segment was giving advice to listeners. One person asked for advice on dating someone older than you and another person asked about giving “the talk” to their younger brother lol. At least I think that’s what they said. These advice portions have some tricky Japanese.

Episode 29

The first Konatsu episode, it’s interesting to see them bring in new guests at the very end. Konatsu was one of my favorite characters so it’s unfortunate that I found his VA really annoying lol. His style of humor was to just repeat the same obnoxious thing over and over again and I found it really grating. This was recorded in February so they discussed how much you should spend on Valentine’s day chocolate. They also asked Konatsu’s VA what kind of character Konatsu is and he basically said “I had like no lines, so I dunno” lol. Too true. I forgot Konatsu was even in the anime.

For the game they had to pop some balloons and the more hearts they got the better their score was. (I guess they put heart on pieces of paper and stuffed them inside the balloons?) For once the loser was the guest and Konatsu’s VA had speak in a Kansai dialect for the final segment. The episode ended with “The Last Supper” and they ate avocado with vanilla ice cream, which apparently is supposed to taste like mango.

Episode 30

The grand finale! They actually called it that too. I wasn’t sure if they were going to acknowledge this as the last episode but they made it special. They did a lot of reflecting on how far they’d come and how the show seemed long and short at the same time. This was an hour long episode but they basically spent the entire time reading listener mail (which is my favorite part anyway). No games, no guests. Namikawa’s “kamu” corner got special background music for the first time. Most of the listener mail was people saying their goodbyes and being sad that the show was ending.

At the end of the episode some staff person came into the studio to thank Namikawa and Saiga for their hardwork and to give them chocolate. Very cute. The depressing part is that both the hosts and the listeners were talking about “if season 2 happens...” which obviously never did. Pooor 07-Ghost :’(

#07 ghost #07 ghost the world #radio

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