okay now that i’ve finished my general surgery rotation, lemme #decode some of these carlos post-op pics i’ve been seeing for the girlies 🤭
- someone had to shave his pubes for that lower trochar port…
- and multiple someones def saw his junk………….no comment
- he also would’ve looked so dumb intubated 🫶🏻 (just think of him with the snorkel like that one pic)
- i wonder if they used his bellybutton as a port or if they did an incision just above that…#justlaparoscopicthings (that shit would huuuuuuurt)
- this is def right after surgery, right after he woke up from the anesthesia, hence why he looks straight ZOOTED
- also note the shitty bed vs the next pic = just out of surgery
- he barely knew what was going on & probs fell asleep like 10 minutes later
- “i lived bitch” vibes and i love that for him
- he just got the news: he’s pregnant (look away, give him some privacy omfg) ((he thought he couldn’t have children))
- they really didn’t scrub the betadine off him huh 💀
- i love that they chose this moment to take the pic
- he looks so befuddled & absolutely lights-on-but-no-one’s-home
- as i told @multiseb21 “he just Looks Like That”
- this is probs the next day in rounds before he left the hospital lmao
- “smooth operator” bracelet you’ll always be famous 🫶🏻
- hairy chest carlos i looooove youuuuuuuuu augheee
- carlos #confirmed ipad baby (he would’ve loved those dancing fruits 😔)
- he’s in a hyperbaric chamber (it, like, forces oxygen into your tissues under pressure to theoretically help you heal faster) ((the use of it in a totally healthy person immediately post-op is pretty negligible—it’s better for people who have chronic wounds/ulcers))
- also he’a apparently watching band of brothers so we do know he has good taste
- rip to everyone on the outside tho that shit had to be BLARING 💀
BIG TAKEAWAYS: he is baby and i would like to take care of him thank you 😌🫶🏻
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at the end as we saw that logan did not need to give up his seat
(I WANNA MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THIS IS NOT A HATE POST FOR ALEX ITS VERY MUCH FOR JAMES AND ALL OF WILLIAMS)
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ROUND 3/23 ⸺ australian grand prix ✩ 02.04.2023
maple's rating: ★★★★ (8.5/10)
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✩ facts
this was the first ever grand prix with three red flags
max's first win in australia
max now has the same amount of podiums as ayrton senna
lewis and max have now finished 1-2 34 times - more than any other f1 pairings (🤯🤯🤯🤯)
fernando had his third consecutive podium for the first time since 2013
there are 11 wdc between the top 3 💓💓💓
lewis debuted in australia with mercedes 10 years ago
hungary 2018 was the last time all the drivers on the podium had a wdc!
the first time that two aston martin's were in the top 4!
✩ raceweek highlights
checo flopping in quali...
max on pole!
max flop start 🙄
charles immediately in the gravel 🫣🫣
alex crashing a few laps later 💔💔
mercedes awful strat by pitting george 💀💀
red flag 1/3 🔴
max trying to call out lewis in the formation lap (LMAO)
george's car absolutely dying 🔥🔥🔥
kevin into the fucking wall 😵😵😵
red flag 2/3 🔴
french on french violence 🇫🇷🧨🇫🇷
fernando got fucked by carlos 💥💥💥
NYCK. FLOP.
red flag 3/3 🔴
carlos in absolute shambles because of his penalty (THE SUN WAS IN HIS EYES ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️)
sc ending PLEASE
max looking like the ☀️ on the podium
three wdc on the podium!!
✩ maple's diary
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Verstappen, Hamilton and Russell out of the race, Yuki and Ricciardo unfollowing eachother, Carlos, Charles and Lando Podium...
Australia was one for the history books
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The human body and mind should not be under this amount of stress at near 1 in the morning. How can I sue F1 for emotional distress.
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